Massage Parlor Reports

Went there back in early May. Ladies name I think was Candi? She was a bit of a ***** at first. Once I gave her the 1.4 for FS, she had a differnt out look. She have a great BJ, and S was ok.

Is there any other Spa other than VIP and Happy in the area?? I seen one down the road from VIP, but not sure what type of action is going on there? Help a brother out. Trying to get what I can, without putting a dent in my wallet. I am used the Massage Parlors while stationed in Korea, $60 for massage and FS.

I was at the Happy about 7 months ago and I can't recall her name. But, her face was about a 6. But, the body was a 9. 5 and had some implants but looked great. Very good massage and put a big smile on my face. I've been meaning to get back that way since they closed our AMP's here in the Elkhart area (big bummer). Just wanted to know if a lady as I stated above is still there? I know allot of times they move around allot. But, I only been there is the VIP better? I paid the hour fee (40-50) might have been 60 not sure and was able to get a full massage for an additional 80.

I just wish we had one closer I love the AMP's.

Went to Happy Spa today. What a fucking waste of time. First mamason was questioning me, how old are you, your first time here? Then she sent to a room, and this be**** comes in about a 6 face, nice body. She tells me she can only do a half for. 4, so we head to the showers, we have a little small talk, she ask me where I am from, I ask her, and she says Hawaii, and I say no, no originally? After that she got all bitchy, and acted like I had a attitude problem. I should have asked for money back there. We then went back to the room, everything seemed cool. She massaged me for about 20 minutes and said that was it. She came back in I flashed some green at her, and she said "Excuse me? " Like I was offending this *****. After that when I left I told her thanks for nothing, and she called me a asshole. I am never going back to that place. If I was you fuck Happy Spa, hit up the VIP. Much better service, with no fucking attitude.

Here is the info on Sprinkle Spa in Kalamazoo, I went there had to be a month ago. A nice Korea lady probably mid 40's. You have to shower yourself no ts. She gives a awesome massage, but the dessert isn't that great. Paid. 4 for a HJ, didn't push anything else. Really wasn't my type, didn't have big titties, that I love on asian girls. Fake or real.

A buddy and I were flying down 94 when we noticed billboards for Lucky and VIP... I was totally shocked to see 'em and got a kick out of "semis welcome" and the fact that there was no other info on the signs (aside from the phone #). I figure a billboard for a “spa” on the highway with no info/details other than a phone number and the statement that trucks are welcome is a pretty good indicator of what can be expected.

On the way back down 94 the following day, on a whim, we called both locations to see where they were, hours, etc. Both were very friendly on the phone and mentioned regular prices/services on the phone -- which it seems a lot of the AMPs here in Indy will not do. .4 for 30 was the quote at both. We asked for the name of the girl on the phone, but she said she was not allowed to tell.

We had a bit of trouble finding either place (I guess folks from Indy don't understand the MI road & highway naming systems. ha), but sure enough, we found VIP on Michigan. There were 3-4 big rigs in the lot and the sign for the place was on front of an old utility barn type building with "Tire Service" signs still in the back. I said to my buddy, "This is definitely where I parked my car" as I was feeling pretty excited about the potential sleaze factor. Hey, I like the shady dealings. haha

I rang the bell, we were greeted by a 45+ but very attractive woman in a slinky dress with lots of makeup and nice hair. I'm sorry, but I didn't even think to ask for names, I think. She was immediately friendly, joked about us looking under 18, and whisked us into the sitting room area. I assumed the older woman who greeted us was the mama, but she wrapped her arm around mine and started me off to the booth. Another woman, probably 35, not very attractive but with very short shorts walked out and grabbed my friend's arm to lead him into the next room. I stopped paying attention to other details at about this point, as she was playfully swatting my ass, giggling, and totally winning me over with the 'cutesy flirty Asian' thing that I love so much.

The room was nicely prepared, appeared to be clean, and felt private enough. She asked half/full, I gave her the .4, said she'd be back, gave me time to strip down and lay out, walks back in... no more than 20 seconds in the room with me naked and belly down on the table, she walks over, does a nice LE check and pulls out a lovely, very large left breast with a spectacular milk chocolate Hershey Kiss type nipple right at my face, then hikes up her slinky dress, pulls a black thong over to the side and shows a nicely maintained playing field. I was completely surprised, as though this was my first AMP experience, I always assumed/heard that they'll generally coax you into letting the cat out of the bag, and usually not straight from the get-go. Then again, I do look young and not much like Uncle Leo...

She starts rubbing up the back of my thigh, up on my butt, and then lightly runs her nails back down slowly toward the back of my knee, repeating while starting to purr and get into details. She asks sweetly if I've come into to have fun, spend some money, be happy. My reply is basically, "Gollygee, of course!" She asks what sort of money I hope to spend... I hate that kind of question anywhere, but I say that without knowing what's on the menu, it is tough to say. But with .4 for the door, I figure I'd go up to .4 again so I started with a tip maybe of .3... she says, ".3? It be at least $$" I didn't have the cash handy, as it was just a spur-of-the-moment idea and honestly, I don't know if I would've been okay with spending it if I'd had it. I was just looking for a quick, easy, fun time. And I'm cheap.

She asks me to stand; she rearranges the bed linens and asks me to lie back down. Then she can't find the volume on the little boombox radio, I stand up again, turn it down, she thanks me and rubs a bit on my balls while I'm standing there before patting on the table, gesturing for me to lie back down. Unfortunately, the thank-you-for-finding-the-volume ball rub was about the extent of all that happened.

The massage was actually pretty decent. She used a good amount of pressure, had some nice techniques, etc. Good use of appropriate amounts of lotion, and she even powdered my lightly at the end. She did remove the towel and liberally massaged my ass and inner thighs up to my junk... there were a few incidental touches and grazes there, but nothing direct. She also took care of my feet and hands and overall, it was a pretty nice massage. She didn't ask for or expect a tip at the end, and offered me a bottled water on the way out. Would I return strictly for the massage? No -- my legit massage provider only charges me .4 for 60 and she works hard. Maybe if you get to know 'em at VIP, the menu may grow or include things that go for around .3 - .4 or under here in Indy.

How'd my buddy do in the next room? Not so good. He said he tried the subtle hints I'd mentioned, random things I'd noticed here, even up to the leg touching as she got started with the massage and she actually moved his hand away. He tried a bit more direct, running his hand up to where her ass was showing under her short shorts, but she again removed his hand. She also didn't chit-chat, probably due to poor English skills, but overall, he didn't get anything other than a lackluster .4 massage.

If only I'd taken my laptop with me so I could've checked out a few of the Battle Creek/VIP reports, I think I would've been good to go. But then again, half of the fun is trying 'em out and pressing your luck.

Have safe fun.

Pretty interesting ... Surprising that you and your friend received such dramatically different results - I think one lady would not be happy if she knew what the other was doing, but not sure which one! Usually more consistent, unless it's a regular customer vs. a newbie ... but you were both new ... hmm

Anyway, if you can get a good time for less than 1.0 tip, you're doing very well at a hardcore amp, in these parts anyway, I think most of us tip 1.2 to 1.6 for FS. 2.0 is a lot, though.

You should try Penny at Euclid Spa in Bay City, if you can ever get up that way ... not a total babe, but you may be able to get FS for .8 tip or less - which a few of us have. She's the cheapest i've found in Mich.

[QUOTE=In Indy]A buddy and I were flying down 94 when we noticed billboards for Lucky and VIP... .

Have safe fun.[/QUOTE]

Was a let down at VIP twice, but had a great time one time with a mid 30's lady with a mole on her chin. the other 2 times "Jennifer" was not giving, except for HJ.

I dreamed that I visited the Happy Spa a week ago. Although the visit technically seemed happy, the mechanical all-business rushed feel of the visit left me feeling not as happy as I had hoped for. The mamasan took me to the room and told me a lady would be in to take care of me shortly. The lady did arrive at the room relatively soon. She was a fairly attractive woman that was probably about 40 yrs old. I decided to stay for the half hour. I was not even offered a table shower. The massage was not very good. At least FS was on the menu. The massuese complained that 1. 2 was not enough for FS. She reluctantly agreed to FS and told me to bring much more next time. The extras proved to be mechanical and unenthusiastic. I thought the service was not worth the door and tip that I did pay let alone much more. I hope I do not have any more dreams about the Happy Spa.

It seems to be pretty slow, with no posts. Anyone got anything to tell about. I'm always looking! But haven't found anything lately.

Headed out Michigan Ave toward I94 but no action there so I found myself at a happy place and met Sueme at the door. She provided table shower and great service. We kidded around a bit and she was very friendly. Her AR technique was outstanding as was the CBJ requested. Give her a try. Pretty typical rates of 60 for hour and $ service fee.

Took my first shot at VIP the other night. I was in the Battle Creek/Kzoo area and decided I wanted some action. Problem was, I hadn't planned on it in advance and couldn't recall where different AMPs were or which ones were better.

I was actually in Kzoo to start and recalled something about Sprinkle Road. Found it, but then decided I had a better chance at VIP, so I tried for that. Managed to find it via the billboards on freeway.

I got a gal named Lisa, who appeared to have made up the name on the spot, so who knows what she'll call herself when she sees you. She's about 5'3, probably at least 30s, kind of big facial features (big eyes, heavy makeup) and enhanced dees (with nice nips). Said she'd been there 3 weeks. Didn't want nego. hassle, so left her 1.4 on table and she accepted.

Everything (TS, massage, FS) was "ok" ... She was a bit of a impatient, rushing type and since the Little Brother wasn't too cooperative, it wasn't easy to finish. If I go back, I'll probably hope/try to get someone else. I would rate it below most of the other Mich. AMPs ... but I do have fairly high standards too.

Stopped in here on my way from Chicago back home to Canada after I noticed the billboard on I-94. I was hoping it was an AMP (what MP's aren't in the USA now?) but was not sure once I got a look at the location. Interesting choice of accommodations - a warehouse-sized place with a tire shop along side. Well, I didn't have a flat but I was in need of a tune-up so in I went!

Greeted at the door by a petite Asian woman who looked in her late-30's and was happy right away I made the call to investigate. We exchanged introductions. Her name is "Heather" and she is Japanese.

Go for an hour for .6 and Heather places me in the sauna first since the table shower is occupied at that time. Towel laid out nicely with another rolled as a pillow so I took the time to relax and catch up on some zzz's. Maybe 10 minutes later I am woken by Heather laughing, trying to wake me (I really needed to relax). She then takes me to the table shower (nice touch BTW - unheard of in Kitchener part on Ontario where there are about 40 Spas) and gives me a very erotic clean up.

I go back to the massage room with her and get a very good shiatsu massage with Heather thankfully using the roof rack on the ceiling I was checking out on the way in. Really enjoyed that touch as I love a hard soul-crushing massage and she was great at doing the spinal walk thing.

Comes time for the flip and tip and unsure of local rates I set down 1.4. I guess that was appropriate for the complete experience. Not sure what kind of details are allowed on this board for MP's so I will state that a very clean and tasty time was had by all. Mr. Happy definately left the building "happy" :) .

Would repeat as location was right for me and if the others are anywhere close to Heather in service level and experience, this place will serve as my new rest area in Michigan.

I had a dream I went to the spa. I was surprised how busy they were, but with
a short stay in the sauna I was in. Saw Heather average for these places. A little lack luster in performance. Seemed unable or willing to take the pounding I desired. Finished OK for $.6 plus house I think I should have bargained better. Any who it was just a so so dream.

Has anyone been to this no Spa in Battle Creek?

I see its ad in the Gazette every day.