Massage Parlor Reports

Went to a spot. Typical light rubbingand pointless chit chat. But her cell phone rang non stop. She answered it twice. The first time was brief, but the second time she picked up, it was her husband. She talked for about 5 minutes with my balls in her hands until I removed her Vulcan death grip and got dressed and just walked out. I would say the phone rang at least 5 times during the 30 minutes I was there. Not on vibrate, but ringtone craziness. Paid for the hour, but refused to llisten to her talk to her husband while oiling my sack.

Was this at a shop or private house?

[QUOTE=Chocolateman;3012321]Went to a spot. Typical light rubbingand pointless chit chat. But her cell phone rang non stop. She answered it twice. The first time was brief, but the second time she picked up, it was her husband. She talked for about 5 minutes with my balls in her hands until I removed her Vulcan death grip and got dressed and just walked out. I would say the phone rang at least 5 times during the 30 minutes I was there. Not on vibrate, but ringtone craziness. Paid for the hour, but refused to llisten to her talk to her husband while oiling my sack.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the heads up! Almost went there myself! I've noticed that they all haggle pretty much here. But will usually take less. We can't let them get what they ask for or they'll get used to asking outrageous prices.

[QUOTE=TheMexican69;2982045]Went to the place massage place at 924 main St and the place was a ripoff. Massage was horrible and the lady haggled for a tip. Wasn't anything special. Stay away from this one peeps. Be safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FreeOne;3016755]Was this at a shop or private house?[/QUOTE]A shop, it was by the goodwill and ddollartree.

Pretty generic name eh? It's the place on Orcutt by the airport, advertises 4-hand on CL.

Was in the area and was looking for a place to try. Walked in and a pretty little gal came out.

Took me to the room, started the massage. It was better than most parlors which was nice.

On the flip, got a handy with breast play. She cleaned up and finished the massage. She was very playful, while massaging my arm my hand 'ended up' between her legs. She squeezed, moved up and down and made moaning noises. She bent down from behind my head and gave me a nice peck on the lips.

Should have got her name but did not. Good visit. Check it out.

Has anyone tried this place? Lots of ads but I can't find any reviews.

[QUOTE=Chocolateman;3100806]Has anyone tried this place? Lots of ads but I can't find any reviews.[/QUOTE]Been wanting to try panda but have yet to pull the trigger. Sucks that it's right on Main Street. I did try the massage parlor in Orcutt behind the Thai restaurant across from the Jetty. That place is awesome. Highly recommend you visit that spot!! .

[QUOTE=TheMexican69;3108948]Been wanting to try panda but have yet to pull the trigger. Sucks that it's right on Main Street. I did try the massage parlor in Orcutt behind the Thai restaurant across from the Jetty. That place is awesome. Highly recommend you visit that spot!! .[/QUOTE]Yeah, Panda needs a back lot entrance. It is in a high traffic area.

I've been to the other place. Good times are there but don't like the parking lot. I guess the hunt will continue for now.

Went to a massage spot that advertises as unforgettable. Paid 45 for the hour. Massage was subpar and declined the finish. No teasing, and momma was not my type. But I just got a job offer out of state and jumped on it. Be safe out there.

[QUOTE=Chocolateman;3017315]A shop, it was by the goodwill and ddollartree.[/QUOTE]Do you happen to understand Mandarin? You mentioned that she was speaking on the phone with her husband, yet this is a Chinese massage place last time I checked.

Been to golden spa and body / foot massage and both are amazing, hidden parking too. Parlor by BK on south broadway not likely recommended. Anyone been to the parlor by cook? Behind the liquor store?

[QUOTE=DeerDance2014;3229207]Been to golden spa and body / foot massage and both are amazing, hidden parking too. Parlor by BK on south broadway not likely recommended. Anyone been to the parlor by cook? Behind the liquor store?[/QUOTE]Good to see a review from that area. What services are offered and at what cost?

Visiting town soon.

Which place offers FS?

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3230661]Visiting town soon.

Which place offers FS?[/QUOTE]No one responded. Good the locals are trying to keep it To themselves. Here's my generic review after my visit.

I first tied the place I saw a post about that's supposed to be across from the Jetty. No signs and no one there. Either it's closed real easy oh or it doesn't actually exist.

I use to live in SM so I went to the place I use to frequent on Broadway. It was gone. But I happened to see another place on accident. No name place. I opted for the hour at 60. Which is higher than I usually pay in so cal. Mama was also my girl. I would say in her 40's but still looked decent. She was Chinese. Little bit of a MILF belly. Nice massage and then on the flip she asked what I wanted. I said FS and she said 140. Too high but I needed it. I countered at 120 which is about 40 -20 too.

High for what I usually pay. Started with a CBJ and then CCG. And then we did MISH for the remaining 20 min. Lots of kissing too. No on the DATY. She had a few eruptions. We tLked a bit and then I was out.

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3230661]Visiting town soon.

Which place offers FS?[/QUOTE]Srry for late respond mate, try the one by smhs, it FS!