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Teasing and HE followed by TS. . 5 + . 4.[/QUOTE]Actually you can get 30 minutes for $30 and a TS before or after. Normal HE can be had for $30, $80 for BJ, FS not available.
Desert Rose has stopped the legitimate act it is a HE AMP.
There is an LMT looking for a Sugar Daddy on SA. If anybody knows which one I'm talking about, I'd like to know where she works (PM me), she is pretty nice looking and I actually like legitimate massages.
Passing through I had a little dream in Yuma. As a walk-in, I had to wait 15 minutes for the previous guy to finish. Once I was on the table, there was a wet spot I put my hand on. It was probably spooge and I was really annoyed at that point. I took some of the clean towels and covered the table. The massage was really good, I'm not going to lie, this was a good rub. On the flip, someone called her to ask if she was available (I could hear everything). She said 20 minutes and the guy said I'll see you in 20 minutes. She resumes with me. I took a long time due to her technique that is virtually nonexistent. I tried under the skirt with my hand to find out she was wearing two underwear! The top pair were like cheerleading bloomers, thick with a lot of fabric. Anyways, after five minutes she didn't want to try anymore and just kept pacing around talking to herself and saying she had another appointment. This is the FIRST time, I ever had to finish myself. I was super pissed. When I'm putting on my clothes, she called the number that had called her previously. Poor guy. At first, he didn't know what she was saying, she kept saying "you come visit me now" and the guy said "I'm not going" and then hung up. I laughed at the situation on the inside but tossed my. 4 and ran out. F this place but the. 4 cover price is decent for the quality rub but not the tug.
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[QUOTE=DkPersonal;3752692]Passing through I had a little dream in Yuma. As a walk-in, I had to wait 15 minutes for the previous guy to finish. Once I was on the table, there was a wet spot I put my hand on. It was probably spooge and I was really annoyed at that point. I took some of the clean towels and covered the table. The massage was really good, I'm not going to lie, this was a good rub. On the flip, someone called her to ask if she was available (I could hear everything). She said 20 minutes and the guy said I'll see you in 20 minutes. She resumes with me. I took a long time due to her technique that is virtually nonexistent. I tried under the skirt with my hand to find out she was wearing two underwear! The top pair were like cheerleading bloomers, thick with a lot of fabric. Anyways, after five minutes she didn't want to try anymore and just kept pacing around talking to herself and saying she had another appointment. This is the FIRST time, I ever had to finish myself. I was super pissed. When I'm putting on my clothes, she called the number that had called her previously. Poor guy. At first, he didn't know what she was saying, she kept saying "you come visit me now" and the guy said "I'm not going" and then hung up. I laughed at the situation on the inside but tossed my. 4 and ran out. F this place but the. 4 cover price is decent for the quality rub but not the tug.
[URL]http://yuma.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/hot-and-lovely-_-asian-girls-_waiting-for-you/15823875[/URL][/QUOTE]I have been here, I remember the underwear as well. Luckily I did not have to finish myself. Won't be going back unless staff changes. I have had better luck at Desert Rose. Staff is older than I'd like but the service has been great.
[QUOTE=Spardelf;3753459]I have been here, I remember the underwear as well. Luckily I did not have to finish myself. Won't be going back unless staff changes. I have had better luck at Desert Rose. Staff is older than I'd like but the service has been great.[/QUOTE]These are near each other on the same side of the street. Do they both offer a HE?
[QUOTE=Panache;3753785]These are near each other on the same side of the street. Do they both offer a HE?[/QUOTE]Yes they are both on the same side of 4th Ave and yes HE available at both.
I'm a snowbird and hang around Yuma most of the winter. I thought I knew all the parlors but the other day I noticed two near Avenue A, both flying large banners that said MASSAGE. One was on the north side of 24th just east of A, and the other was on 16th, about a block and a half east of A, on the south side of the street. Any info on these joints?
[QUOTE=Nomadica;4060942]...the other day I noticed two near Avenue A, both flying large banners that said MASSAGE....[/QUOTE]
I decided to try the joint on 24th. When I entered the lobby a short and wide woman was in the hallway she came out and I saw she was in a skin tight dress with a bunch of cutouts showing flesh I'd rather not see. And her face was. Bad. I almost walked out but, hell, sometimes the old ugly ones have the best skills. I could always close my eyes. She left me in a room and I got ready. She came back and proceeded with a mediocre rub. When she got to my butt and thighs she avoided the best parts. Sigh, another waste of money. But after the hot towel she started teasing my sack and crack. Ah, okay. When I flipped, oh, it was a different woman. Younger, in much better shape, not hard to look at. Alright! She continued teasing and tickling, which I really enjoy. I hate the ones who just start jerking away to get it over with. She allowed some OTC touching. I blew, she mopped me up and continued with more massage. No haggling for a tip. I gave her forty.
I recently visited LA, and after a strip club visit I decided I needed to get something and quick. I have never Really entertained the idea of getting something at a massage parlor before but I also wasn't against it. I quickly found this page and started my investigation. I had no experience, no confidence, nothing to base this off, so I just kinda gave up. Then today I realized I needed a good massage. I looked up massage parlors near me and found one. Wasn't any spa I believe had been listed here but I thought what the heck, try it. I called to make sure they were open and this Chinese woman picked up, very poor English. Kept calling me baby, and I have heard That before, so I kinda got excited. I got there and asked if she took care, but as soon as I got there she started calling me baby and hugging me and feeling me all up and I'm like whoa, and I saw the price for a one hour massage, a bit expensive compared to what I heard of, so I thought it was just a legit place. Then she takes me back and starts asking for the card I want to use and I can't understand what she's saying but she's motioning towards my penis, and I'm like yeah okay, and she brings me back the receipt and I see what it was, double what I paid for the 60 minutes, and I'm like what's this?? And then she grabbed my penis and then I suddenly realized what is happening. I said okay and laid down on the table, she did a pretty good job all around, slapped my ass a few more times than I'd like, but upon the flip over she started massaging my upper chest area and then started to give me a HJ which I kinda expected more maybe a CBJ or something like that but whatever I said as I tried to get something out of that. Very old lady. Probably 45-50 year old. I wasn't expecting something like this so I didn't ask who was working or if anyone else was working but hey, it was my first time!
I'm noticing a lot of AMP's popping up all over town. Anyone with any recent experiences? I know there were some reports before but they're a little dated. Moe.
[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;4544024]I'm noticing a lot of AMP's popping up all over town. Anyone with any recent experiences? I know there were some reports before but they're a little dated. Moe.[/QUOTE]The place on 4th Ave extension is the best. Body motion? Really good time there.
Mei mei and Beijing are run by same crew, they switch employees back and forth ehh it's OK.
Desert rose is small menu, older women.
Posh had a bad smell and a older woman working, did not stay.
Five star has same lily from forever ago boring.
[QUOTE=Spardelf;4565333]The place on 4th Ave extension is the best. Body motion? Really good time there.[/QUOTE]So, I'm thinking about giving one a try. Can you say a little more about prices? Services? Thanks.
Whenever I am in Yuma and feel randy I just pop over to Los Algodones.
It's cheaper and you can get pretty much whatever you desire there.
But that's just me.
[QUOTE=PocoPene;4665573]Whenever I am in Yuma and feel randy I just pop over to Los Algodones.
It's cheaper and you can get pretty much whatever you desire there.
But that's just me.[/QUOTE]I'm going to hit up these 2 places in Los Alg soon. I have family in town til the end of March and then I'm going to go. I know it's not Tijuana but I do need to check these places out. Any info you could share on your experiences for someone who has never been would be much appreciated. Also, if anybody can recommend any good restaurants there would be cool too. Thinking of taking the family down for eats and drinks but no putas for them. Moe.