Like Beef Lolo?

You motherfucker only talk shit.

[QUOTE=TongueFuWizard;2378318]You are truly a fucking langpie! I did not mention either steroids or Viagra. I am just going by what posted. Daaaaa? Can't you read english, manong? LOL![/QUOTE].

Come suck some cook since you are an expert of measuring dicks.

[QUOTE=TongueFuWizard;2377891]No no. Flip the 12-inch ruler over, then start measuring. You should always start from 0 not 12. So your dick is actually more around 5 inches, manong. Got it? And for that thick cum you say? You sure it ain't puss from the warts (VD) you caught when your were fucking your Chihuahua? ***** you feel sooooo tight! LOL![/QUOTE].

Thanks admin. Can we vent on this thread to no one in particular?

Because I'm a long time lurker and there are 3 things that piss me the fukk off about some of the men, I mean BOYS, that post on this forum. Not all. But a lot of you.

1. EVerytime I see a newbie post a honest question about a provider or ask for opinions, he gets yelled at by the "senior" mongers on here to "TOFT" or "post a fukking report before you ask a question". This is some serious grade school shi*. Never on any mainland forum for mongers do you get these kinds of childish responses. Are you senior mongers like 8 years old or what? Be fukking adults. If a newb, who is clearly nervous or anxious about his first time and needs reassurances, wants questions answered. HELP HIM. Be a fukking man and help him if you can. Responding by telling the newb to "TOFT and report before you ask a question" is about the most childish, pathetic, puss* shi* that you can do on a monger forum. Seriously, you all who do this are some serious limpdikk chumps. Is this an Asian thing? Is this a Hawaii thing? BEcause this practically NEVER happens on the mainland. Just absolutely juvenile.

2. The mongers that make me LOL the most are the sad ones that want their providers to be their girlfriends. Seriously. Everytime I see a report that takes off points for a provider that doesn't allow GFE or DFK or DATY or BBBJ, it makes me want to send them a nasty PM telling them to stop being a fukking loser. These girls are ESCORTS, NOT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS. Get that through your heads. The hot ones have probably seen 10 other guys before you, and they ain't going to give two tin shi*s about you, no matter how much you might want to please them with your expert DATY skills. They just want the hour to end, put on their fake Hollywood smiles, and get your $$ The only time those "orgasms" that you claim to give the girl is real is when the girl has been gone for months on bacay and hasnt had it in awhile, AND you are a good looking stud that knows how to fukk. Or the actual odd provider here or there that actually are real nymphos. For the most part, these girls arent robots. They will respond sexually to guys just like a civilian. Try having sex with 10 nasty ass fat chicks in one day and tell me how fukking great the sex was that day. LOL. That's exactly what these girls are thinking about you. The pros like Nara, Happy, etc probably are just better than others at putting on that pro acting and demeanor.

3. MOngers who want to bareback a girl's pussy while doing DATY. Seriously, bros? You really want to stick your tongue and mouth in the same box that contains the crusted up sperm seepage of 10 other mongers?? Seriously? Jesus, it's time for you to get civilian girlfriends if you are desperate enough to taste pussy that you are willing to do this with a fukking escort. Just sick.

[QUOTE=Seeker963;2378703]This whole thread is stupid.[/QUOTE]Hey dicktracy25, is this your new handle?

[QUOTE=Seeker963;2378703]This whole thread is stupid.[/QUOTE]Now THAT'S funny! But be careful, you wouldn't be saying that if you knew whose idea it was. Or did you? LOL.

Maybe the Playboy guy get chance to post. Will banned posters get amnesty for this thread?

This is just another thread that detracts attention from the more important threads. But for those of you that like this sort of thing, carry on I guess.

[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2378669]Hey Brother Uki, you know what they say about fight club right? If it's your first night in the fight thread, you have to fight! LOL.

I challenge you to a meaningless troll duel to the death. Winner buys beer.

So I'll start, your screen name sucks! And I eated all the uki, none for you.[/QUOTE]Hah? Yah but, I was one of the voters who voted no.

[QUOTE=UkiEater;2378764]Hah? Yah but, I was one of the voters who voted no.[/QUOTE]I guess that was my one time to make a difference in Hawaii with my republican vote. Could have stopped the tie.

Yo mama is calling you for dinner.

[QUOTE=Hornysamowen;2378738]Hey dicktracy25, is this your new handle?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2378650]Oh snap, do you think I can get away with quoting a post I disagree with, writing a very carefully worded response and then ending it with "for what I really think, see you in the fight thread".

I'm guessing no haha. I'll err on the side of caution.[/QUOTE][BLUE]There is a better way of doing it. When you quote a post it opens up a text box which has the post in question in it. All you have to do is copy that whole thing, then come here, start a new post as if you are not quoting anybody then paste the quote from the other thread and write whatever you want under it. That way you are just taking it to the fight thread. like this;[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2378677]Unfortunately, no. Lux left late last year and has yet to return. There were rumors that she might return in January, but as they have a habit of doing, plans change frequently. As brother Blake123 noted, Lux is very high on many guys 'would drop everything and go see her list' if she returned. Lux has the best ass I've ever experienced. Period. I wrote something to the effect of the 'kind of ass you see on the gorgeous girl at the gym wearing those barely there yoga pants on the stair climbing machine and all you can think about is burying your face between her ass cheeks.' And GFE. Full on win.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Then I could write whatever stupid shit I wanted to write and the whole thing happens on the fight thread.

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[QUOTE=Memahu;2378744]Maybe the Playboy guy get chance to post. Will banned posters get amnesty for this thread?[/QUOTE][BLUE]No they don't. Banned is banned. [/BLUE]

[QUOTE=SecretAgent;2378749]This is just another thread that detracts attention from the more important threads. But for those of you that like this sort of thing, carry on I guess.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Seeker963;2378703]This whole thread is stupid.[/QUOTE][BLUE]I would agree that the need for the thread is stupid, however the purpose is righteous, Agent when you say it detracts attention from the more serious threads, I would argue that it focuses the more serious threads. It's the internet, you can't get rid of idiots, doing this gives them a room to throw shit at each other and the guys that are here for the pussy don't have to duck the flying poo. This has proven to be the result in every city that has a thread like this.

Seeker, it's simple for you then brother, never click on it and it's not a part of your forum experience. That simply could not be easier.

Also, again, if anybody has suggestions for a better name I'm all ears, if some of you guys that speak Hawaiian think the name is OK, then I got lucky when I picked it I guess.

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[QUOTE=Admin2;2378848] if anybody has suggestions for a better name I'm all ears, if some of you guys that speak Hawaiian think the name is OK, then I got lucky when I picked it I guess.
A2[/QUOTE]'ai kukae a make. Eat shit and die (meaningless to me).

I suggest.

Honi ko'you 'elemu. Kiss my ass.

Or.

Ei no ke'a. I don't care.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2378848]


Seeker, it's simple for you then brother, never click on it and it's not a part of your forum experience. That simply could not be easier.

Also, again, if anybody has suggestions for a better name I'm all ears, if some of you guys that speak Hawaiian think the name is OK, then I got lucky when I picked it I guess.

A2[/QUOTE]Suggestion for name:

All is Fair in Love and War. I think this says it all.

Or, if that's too classy how about:

Come and Get Some, MF!

If you eated all the uki, why you so lonely then?? OOOHHH only sausage for suck on now. I get it. That's why you smiling now yeah!

It's all good, just shittin with ya.

[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2378669]Hey Brother Uki, you know what they say about fight club right? If it's your first night in the fight thread, you have to fight! LOL.

I challenge you to a meaningless troll duel to the death. Winner buys beer.

So I'll start, your screen name sucks! And I eated all the uki, none for you.[/QUOTE]