EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=FngrBngr;2177519]I for one appreciate the ability to read through the comments and at least know where not to go. You don't have to tell everything to get good info. Too much info is how places close. PM folks that have similar interests / same vicinity as you and wallah, you got good info. Just sayin.

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Speaking for myself only - I am nervous being too explicit about my adventures in public. I also would feel awful about getting someone in trouble, or shut down. So I walk that fine line by being fairly non-specific about good places and specific about legit places. This is especially true for EMPs. For example, Fantastic Feeling on Milwaukee Ave in Deerfield is an excellent place for a legit massage. $55 on Tuesdays. Regulars get a discounted rate of $50. No extras, but a super massage, and the women are gorgeous. I tip $20 for an hour. I also know several of the women here, and they get totally freaked out (or pissed) when a guy asks for extras. So each guy deserves to know that in advance.

To me this information is useful on several levels. Keeps everybody on the same page.

I keep seeing guys shy away from posting because they are way to paranoid about LEO. I will never ever think if a place gets shut down its because of something I posted.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2177648][BLUE]Post or don't post to your personal preference. But don't tell other guys not to post. And for damn sure don't tell guys to use PM's and not post. We don't pay the money to host this forum to give you guys your own personal messaging service.

I know all the arguments about posting, I hear them all the time from a few guys. Our position remains the same, this is NEVER anywhere near the first place our least favorite uncle hears about places like this.

This is a specialty thread so I'm willing to give a certain amount of latitude, but don't ever tell somebody else what they should or shouldn't post. That's what I do.

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Has anyone been to Megi's lately? Worth a trip?

Wondering if these are worthwhile.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4610735505.html[/URL]

And.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4610726596.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;2179402]Wondering if these are worthwhile.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4610735505.html[/URL]

And.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4610726596.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure the second is Olga's place.

Funny you should ask. I just called the first ad about a day ago. It's Tatianna's. Same too-the-point, late 40's female operator on the phone. They've really gone down hill from when I first started using them over a decade ago. Tat's used to have locations all over the north burbs and a TS operation on Milwaukee Avenue. If you call, she'll now only offer you two locations. One in Schaumburg off Golf Road, or their office in Northbrook on Shermer. When you ask who is available at Shermer Road, she'll play it off that there are many girls to choose from. Don't believe her. The only one really working there consistently seems to be Alla, who by all reports is somewhat attractive, but a real blue baller. Very YMMV, to say the least. I've haven't been to the Golf Road incall in years, but never had problems there before. Cavet Emptor.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;2179402]Wondering if these are worthwhile.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4610735505.html[/URL]

And.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4610726596.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

I was ready to jump at the chance to see the new talent Megi's is featuring in their latest ads. I was able to confirm the girl is genuine, based off her matching facebook page. I'm on the fence now, after speaking with somebody who's judgement I trust (thank you, BTW). His opinion left me to believe she isn't as much of a win as her profile suggests. I will give Megi's good marks for at last trying to hire younger talent.

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=22789224&image=22789222[/URL]

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2179213]Has anyone been to Megi's lately? Worth a trip?[/QUOTE]

I've avoided calling him for years. After dialing him up last week, I now remember why. I called, politely asking to schedule an appointment. After less than a minute, I hear a click, so I try again later that day. After getting though, he asks which location I'm looking for. I tell him Skokie.

*Click*.

I now use a different number, one last time. Another guy answers and by his tone, he sounds sane and reasonable. After inquiring about an evening session, he also drops my call!

My very first EMP experience was with Yuri's girls at Accurate in Skokie. I have many fond memories of doe-eyed Galena (who moved on to Creative, then to Aesthetic) and busty blond Natalie (who also may have worked at Creative for a spell). I probably should have given up on Yuri, but there's always the temptation to repeat the magic of your younger experiences.

Finished up some business on the N Side around noon and had some free time. Figured since I was on Montrose already why not stay on it knowing that CTM was only a few blocks away. Last time I was there was maybe 3 yrs ago. Always had a good time with Daina so when I got in the right block I parked. I know there's been some chatter recently about this place having a new lineup so I dialed. Rang twice and then to voice mail. Hmmm. Waited a minute and redialed. Rang 6 or 7 times, nobody answered. The letters are still on the door so it looks to me like they're still open for biz. Maybe there was only one girl working and she was busy. The chatter talked about Daina working somewhere in the burbs now, does anyone know how to make an appt with her. Its good to switch it up every now and then from the AMP's.

Last time I used Yuri was about 6 years ago. I made the call and he sends me to a location on Dundee. I start heading over and he calls me back to send me to the medical office in Northfield. I head over and he calls me again to send me to a different Northfield location. I took it and the session was OK. But I never used him again. What's the point? All he's doing is taking your call and matching you with any one of the EMPs on the north shore. I suppose he's getting a cut but not from me anymore.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2179515]I've avoided calling him for years. After dialing him up last week, I now remember why. I called, politely asking to schedule an appointment. After less than a minute, I hear a click, so I try again later that day. After getting though, he asks which location I'm looking for. I tell him Skokie.

*Click*.

I now use a different number, one last time. Another guy answers and by his tone, he sounds sane and reasonable. After inquiring about an evening session, he also drops my call!

My very first EMP experience was with Yuri's girls at Accurate in Skokie. I have many fond memories of doe-eyed Galena (who moved on to Creative, then to Aesthetic) and busty blond Natalie (who also may have worked at Creative for a spell). I probably should have given up on Yuri, but there's always the temptation to repeat the magic of your younger experiences.[/QUOTE]

It amazes me that operators such as Yuri, or the woman from Tat's, don't understand that this is a business built on customer service. A happy customer still matters, regardless if management is paranoid about LE or not (and I'm not even sure if that matters to them. It could just be a stoic, Eastern Euro thing).

That being said, I really like the disposition of the operator for Creative Therapies. Even if her Euro girls are average looking, they have real skills and are never late.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2179811]Last time I used Yuri was about 6 years ago. I made the call and he sends me to a location on Dundee. I start heading over and he calls me back to send me to the medical office in Northfield. I head over and he calls me again to send me to a different Northfield location. I took it and the session was OK. But I never used him again. What's the point? All he's doing is taking your call and matching you with any one of the EMPs on the north shore. I suppose he's getting a cut but not from me anymore.[/QUOTE]

This was a no go. Ok massage by a 40 something. Don't plan on returning.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2179738]Finished up some business on the N Side around noon and had some free time. Figured since I was on Montrose already why not stay on it knowing that CTM was only a few blocks away. Last time I was there was maybe 3 yrs ago. Always had a good time with Daina so when I got in the right block I parked. I know there's been some chatter recently about this place having a new lineup so I dialed. Rang twice and then to voice mail. Hmmm. Waited a minute and redialed. Rang 6 or 7 times, nobody answered. The letters are still on the door so it looks to me like they're still open for biz. Maybe there was only one girl working and she was busy. The chatter talked about Daina working somewhere in the burbs now, does anyone know how to make an appt with her. Its good to switch it up every now and then from the AMP's.[/QUOTE]

Beyond Imagination- 2 busty blondes on Devon and California.

Aethetic European- Still open and still 2 girls working.

Accurate European Touch-Closed.

Mystic-Natalie now Sophia after her bust.

Maria's-off Dempster, never had.

Tabitha's-On montrose, first Euro BJ's from Lisa and olga.

Natalie-on Pulaski-cheap massage, and gloved HE.

Golden Hands-Same service.

Lisa in Palatine-long gone, had a nice setup in her home.

Victoria's-off Lincoln in Skokie, had fun sessions with all the girls.

Ninel-On broadway still around.

10 years ago, there was a EMP in almost every town and most of them provided FS treatment, now they are long gone. Wondered what happened to all the European providers? What is this place Bless Massage advertised on FB, I hear that extras are to be had at this place?

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2179977]Accurate European Touch-Closed.[/QUOTE]Now this makes sense. When I called Yuri at his old Accurate number, and he kept hanging up, I had no clue they no longer operate. Not that being a dick is acceptable, but now I get it.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2179977]Maria's-off Dempster, never had.[/QUOTE]Still consistent and reliable after all these years. I believe Vanessa from GH also works here now.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2179977]Ninel-On broadway still around.[/QUOTE]Surprised to hear she's still around. She was an older provider when I saw her at her condo on Michigan Avenue back in the early 2000's.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2179977]What is this place Bless Massage advertised on FB, I hear that extras are to be had at this place?[/QUOTE]FBSM service is reliable from Euro women of various ages, though from what I can tell, none of them have been reported as being drop-dead gorgeous. I've put that location on my back-burner until I hear otherwise.

Speaking of Accurate, Maria's, and Victoria's in Skokie, it's been ages since I thought of European Massage Therapy on Dempster. They used to be directly across from the Swift Station, in the strip mall. I had an intriguing 4-hands session there. Older, brunette manager type who had one or two younger therapists come in for "guidance". You don't forget sessions like that.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2180322]Now this makes sense. When I called Yuri at his old Accurate number, and he kept hanging up, I had no clue they no longer operate. Not that being a dick is acceptable, but now I get it.

Still consistent and reliable after all these years. I believe Vanessa from GH also works here now.

Surprised to hear she's still around. She was an older provider when I saw her at her condo on Michigan Avenue back in the early 2000's.

FBSM service is reliable from Euro women of various ages, though from what I can tell, none of them have been reported as being drop-dead gorgeous. I've put that location on my back-burner until I hear otherwise.

Speaking of Accurate, Maria's, and Victoria's in Skokie, it's been ages since I thought of European Massage Therapy on Dempster. They used to be directly across from the Swift Station, in the strip mall. I had an intriguing 4-hands session there. Older, brunette manager type who had one or two younger therapists come in for "guidance". You don't forget sessions like that.[/QUOTE]Yuri was a class act. Yuri had a special girl for me, she was Monica's sister who lived in New York and her name was Alicia. She would work at Accurate from time to time when she was in town. She was my first FS provider ever at an EMP. Looked a bit like Monica a little older but with massive tatta's. Monica gave me a CBJ but promised me not to tell the other girls. A month before I fucked her Sister, this was 10 years ago. It was fun times.