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[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;2365807]She has been reviewed many, many times in this forum. Haven't seen her in a year or more but at that time she gave great service. All covered but she was a little sweet heart with a good attitu. R. She was one of the tightest providers I have came across in a long while. She disappeared for a while but she's back. Just look back thru the forum and you can find the info you seek.

Lex.[/QUOTE]I'm afraid she is living on past reputation. She has spiraled down hard over the last few years due to her meds. Has been riding the horse bad and has moved to the equipment stage of that particular addiction. Know that she was staying with a couple of street / sometimes BP providers at a crash pad up in the hills couple weeks ago. Really a shame as she was quite the cutie back in the day. She appears to be using old pics now. I would tread carefully with this one.

Phrixxus.

Chasing the dream.

More than I should, not as much as I'd like.

[QUOTE=Phrixxus;2366043]I'm afraid she is living on past reputation. She has spiraled down hard over the last few years due to her meds. Has been riding the horse bad and has moved to the equipment stage of that particular addiction. Know that she was staying with a couple of street / sometimes BP providers at a crash pad up in the hills couple weeks ago. Really a shame as she was quite the cutie back in the day. She appears to be using old pics now. I would tread carefully with this one.

Phrixxus.

Chasing the dream.

More than I should, not as much as I'd like.[/QUOTE]Thanks man good look.

[QUOTE=Phrixxus;2366043]I'm afraid she is living on past reputation. She has spiraled down hard over the last few years due to her meds. Has been riding the horse bad and has moved to the equipment stage of that particular addiction. Know that she was staying with a couple of street / sometimes BP providers at a crash pad up in the hills couple weeks ago. Really a shame as she was quite the cutie back in the day. She appears to be using old pics now. I would tread carefully with this one.

Phrixxus.

Chasing the dream.

More than I should, not as much as I'd like.[/QUOTE]I was told by another hobbyist that she has hit bottom. I guess this confirms the stories. We all knew she did a few things but sounds like she has went to the extreme side of the habit.

Lex.

Every true hobbyist has gone plumping at least one time in his life. Some men blame their experiences on alcohol; however, true champions rise to the occasion. I'm a true champion who is willing to do the dirty work. I always find myself desperate to fuck a different girl and tired of my typical spinner pussy, I wanted something new and different than my usual. I decided it was time to find a new type of provider to plow, A Plumper. I used my most important pussy finding device, Backpage. One BBW / plumper in particular helped lead me to glory. Out of respect I will not name this provider because of the things I am going to say.

I searched desperately for a BBW within driving distance of my house. Fortunately, there was a BBW who lived 25 minutes away and eager. I skipped the chatting and got straight to the point about my need. She quickly invited me over for a little naughty fun time.

I ran to my car and raced to her place. The mistake hit me like a truck when she opened her door. She was as wide as she was tall. She looked like a beach ball with an apple for a head and twigs for legs. Surprisingly, she had a cute face attached to her enormous body. Skin tight jeans made her massive muffin top noticeable from a mile away and a blue tube top which presented her sexy set of back boobs. I easily fit into her huge arms like a newborn baby as she hugged me close to her six sets of tits. After the initial shock wore off, I was still bound and determined to get laid and the requirements were tossed aside.

I heard the springs cry out for mercy when we sat on her bed. Her jiggly jelly rolls fought a gruesome battle when she bounced around excited that a man was there to see her. Her tongue engulfed my face before I could even speak. It had obviously been a while for her since she skipped small talk and frantically pulled down her grey stained sweat pants. I started ripping my clothes off. Her pierced nipples surprised me when she shed her shirt. Who says Plumpers don't have redeeming qualities? It became a race to see which one of us could get our clothes off first. We paused long enough to kiss again then I stepped back to peel the jeans off her meaty thighs, her legs were so thick that it took three hard pulls to get the denim below her knees. The wrestling match ended with her pants on the floor and me out of breath.

I bravely plunged my fingers between her razor burned legs, yet the mountains of fat rolls made it almost impossible to figure out which hole was right. I wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible. Romancing her was not an option. She wrapped her flabby arms around my back and pulled me onto her. The taste of greasy fries assaulted my mouth when we kissed. My mind started to chant my need for another notch on my belt and my determination overwhelmed my nausea.

I almost vomited in my mouth several times while trying to finger blast what was hopefully her vagina. The aroma of body odors wafting from her fat folds made me overwhelmingly nauseous. Eventually, I felt her cervix tighten as a gush of fluids flooded from her. After she came she eagerly dropped to her knees in front of me happily trying to return the sexual favor. Her meat sausage fingers engulfed my cock and her mouth quickly followed her hand to my dick. She started sucking my cock like it was covered in chocolate syrup. My eyes rolled back in my head because it felt so good. That was the first time I realized fat women can suck cock as good as any porn star. I stood at the edge of her bed while she worked her mouth up and down stopping to tease with her tongue. She showed off her skills for a few minutes before I shoved her back onto the bed again. The foreplay stopped momentarily while I fumbled around with my crumpled jeans trying to find a cover.

"Hurry up baby," she said playing with her fat pussy. My dick went limp from the thought of going inside of her, but one look at her pierced nipples woke my little buddy up. I slipped my dick slowly inside after I found a cover. Her pussy was surprisingly tight for a fat babe. I let it slowly slide in and out a few times. Once she was wet I moved faster and harder with each thrust. Eventually, my cock went balls deep. My intent was to make her walk funny for a week. The attempt didn't go unnoticed for long. "Oh, not so deep, your cock is too long for that" she groaned holding my hips back with her hands. The day I listen to a provider in bed is the day I get a sex change with a butter knife. My thrusts went harder instead. I wanted to make her scream until finally tired of fighting her hands to stop me from pounding her so hard and deep I shot a hot load of hot man chowder deep inside my cover and rolled off her like sliding down a ski slope.

I gathered my pants up quickly saying I had to go. She begged me to stay a little while longer but I wasn't in the mood to cuddle with a plumper. I ran out and then threw up once I reached my car. The whole way home I couldn't stop picturing how disgusting she was. When I got home I frantically jumped into the shower and started sobbing like a rape victim. I'm serious; I'm not writing this to be dramatic. I really did want to cry like a rape victim. My mind raced with the thoughts of how gross she was. Strangely enough, I still couldn't stop thinking about how good the blow job felt, but I get to take a BBW / Plumper off my list and I think from now on I will stick to my spinner providers.

Lex.

I'm looking for a little help today on valentines day. I'm not an avid hobbyist and have only tried a few walkers. I like being able to see pictures on BP but aren't sure about whether or not I should invite someone over. Does anyone know a girl on BP that can help me out, preferably one that isn't sketchy, trying to keep it discreet.

Lex, you crack me up, brother! Damn that was funny as shit.

Hey Lex,

Although I just started posting recently, I have been admiring your amazing literary talents in review writing for a while now. But I have to say I think you have outdone yourself this time. I could totally see myself there due to your vivid description (and glad I was not, LOL). Good luck with your next spinner.

Thanks for your awesome reviews and contributions to this board.

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;2367283]Every true hobbyist has gone plumping at least one time in his life. Some men blame their experiences on alcohol; however, true champions rise to the occasion. I'm a true champion who is willing to do the dirty work. I always find myself desperate to fuck a different girl and tired of my typical spinner pussy, I wanted something new and different than my usual. I decided it was time to find a new type of provider to plow, A Plumper. I used my most important pussy finding device, Backpage. One BBW / plumper in particular helped lead me to glory. Out of respect I will not name this provider because of the things I am going to say.

I searched desperately for a BBW within driving distance of my house. Fortunately, there was a BBW who lived 25 minutes away and eager. I skipped the chatting and got straight to the point about my need. She quickly invited me over for a little naughty fun time.

I ran to my car and raced to her place. The mistake hit me like a truck when she opened her door. She was as wide as she was tall. She looked like a beach ball with an apple for a head and twigs for legs. Surprisingly, she had a cute face attached to her enormous body. Skin tight jeans made her massive muffin top noticeable from a mile away and a blue tube top which presented her sexy set of back boobs. I easily fit into her huge arms like a newborn baby as she hugged me close to her six sets of tits. After the initial shock wore off, I was still bound and determined to get laid and the requirements were tossed aside.

I heard the springs cry out for mercy when we sat on her bed. Her jiggly jelly rolls fought a gruesome battle when she bounced around excited that a man was there to see her. Her tongue engulfed my face before I could even speak. It had obviously been a while for her since she skipped small talk and frantically pulled down her grey stained sweat pants. I started ripping my clothes off. Her pierced nipples surprised me when she shed her shirt. Who says Plumpers don't have redeeming qualities? It became a race to see which one of us could get our clothes off first. We paused long enough to kiss again then I stepped back to peel the jeans off her meaty thighs, her legs were so thick that it took three hard pulls to get the denim below her knees. The wrestling match ended with her pants on the floor and me out of breath.

I bravely plunged my fingers between her razor burned legs, yet the mountains of fat rolls made it almost impossible to figure out which hole was right. I wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible. Romancing her was not an option. She wrapped her flabby arms around my back and pulled me onto her. The taste of greasy fries assaulted my mouth when we kissed. My mind started to chant my need for another notch on my belt and my determination overwhelmed my nausea.

I almost vomited in my mouth several times while trying to finger blast what was hopefully her vagina. The aroma of body odors wafting from her fat folds made me overwhelmingly nauseous. Eventually, I felt her cervix tighten as a gush of fluids flooded from her. After she came she eagerly dropped to her knees in front of me happily trying to return the sexual favor. Her meat sausage fingers engulfed my cock and her mouth quickly followed her hand to my dick. She started sucking my cock like it was covered in chocolate syrup. My eyes rolled back in my head because it felt so good. That was the first time I realized fat women can suck cock as good as any porn star. I stood at the edge of her bed while she worked her mouth up and down stopping to tease with her tongue. She showed off her skills for a few minutes before I shoved her back onto the bed again. The foreplay stopped momentarily while I fumbled around with my crumpled jeans trying to find a cover.

"Hurry up baby," she said playing with her fat pussy. My dick went limp from the thought of going inside of her, but one look at her pierced nipples woke my little buddy up. I slipped my dick slowly inside after I found a cover. Her pussy was surprisingly tight for a fat babe. I let it slowly slide in and out a few times. Once she was wet I moved faster and harder with each thrust. Eventually, my cock went balls deep. My intent was to make her walk funny for a week. The attempt didn't go unnoticed for long. "Oh, not so deep, your cock is too long for that" she groaned holding my hips back with her hands. The day I listen to a provider in bed is the day I get a sex change with a butter knife. My thrusts went harder instead. I wanted to make her scream until finally tired of fighting her hands to stop me from pounding her so hard and deep I shot a hot load of hot man chowder deep inside my cover and rolled off her like sliding down a ski slope.

I gathered my pants up quickly saying I had to go. She begged me to stay a little while longer but I wasn't in the mood to cuddle with a plumper. I ran out and then threw up once I reached my car. The whole way home I couldn't stop picturing how disgusting she was. When I got home I frantically jumped into the shower and started sobbing like a rape victim. I'm serious; I'm not writing this to be dramatic. I really did want to cry like a rape victim. My mind raced with the thoughts of how gross she was. Strangely enough, I still couldn't stop thinking about how good the blow job felt, but I get to take a BBW / Plumper off my list and I think from now on I will stick to my spinner providers.

Lex.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys any word on this bird?

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[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;2367283]Every true hobbyist has gone plumping at least one time in his life. Some men blame their experiences on alcohol; however, true champions rise to the occasion. I'm a true champion who is willing to do the dirty work. I always find myself desperate to fuck a different girl and tired of my typical spinner pussy, I wanted something new and different than my usual. I decided it was time to find a new type of provider to plow, A Plumper. I used my most important pussy finding device, Backpage. One BBW / plumper in particular helped lead me to glory. Out of respect I will not name this provider because of the things I am going to say.

I searched desperately for a BBW within driving distance of my house. Fortunately, there was a BBW who lived 25 minutes away and eager. I skipped the chatting and got straight to the point about my need. She quickly invited me over for a little naughty fun time.

I ran to my car and raced to her place. The mistake hit me like a truck when she opened her door. She was as wide as she was tall. She looked like a beach ball with an apple for a head and twigs for legs. Surprisingly, she had a cute face attached to her enormous body. Skin tight jeans made her massive muffin top noticeable from a mile away and a blue tube top which presented her sexy set of back boobs. I easily fit into her huge arms like a newborn baby as she hugged me close to her six sets of tits. After the initial shock wore off, I was still bound and determined to get laid and the requirements were tossed aside.

I heard the springs cry out for mercy when we sat on her bed. Her jiggly jelly rolls fought a gruesome battle when she bounced around excited that a man was there to see her. Her tongue engulfed my face before I could even speak. It had obviously been a while for her since she skipped small talk and frantically pulled down her grey stained sweat pants. I started ripping my clothes off. Her pierced nipples surprised me when she shed her shirt. Who says Plumpers don't have redeeming qualities? It became a race to see which one of us could get our clothes off first. We paused long enough to kiss again then I stepped back to peel the jeans off her meaty thighs, her legs were so thick that it took three hard pulls to get the denim below her knees. The wrestling match ended with her pants on the floor and me out of breath.

I bravely plunged my fingers between her razor burned legs, yet the mountains of fat rolls made it almost impossible to figure out which hole was right. I wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible. Romancing her was not an option. She wrapped her flabby arms around my back and pulled me onto her. The taste of greasy fries assaulted my mouth when we kissed. My mind started to chant my need for another notch on my belt and my determination overwhelmed my nausea.

I almost vomited in my mouth several times while trying to finger blast what was hopefully her vagina. The aroma of body odors wafting from her fat folds made me overwhelmingly nauseous. Eventually, I felt her cervix tighten as a gush of fluids flooded from her. After she came she eagerly dropped to her knees
in front of me happily trying to return the sexual favor. Her meat sausage fingers engulfed my cock and her mouth quickly followed her hand to my dick. She started sucking my cock like it was covered in chocolate syrup. My eyes rolled back in my head because it felt so good. That was the first time I realized fat women can suck cock as good as any porn star. I stood at the edge of her bed while she worked her mouth up and down stopping to tease with her tongue. She showed off her skills for a few minutes before I shoved her back onto the bed again. The foreplay stopped momentarily while I fumbled around with my crumpled jeans trying to find a cover.

"Hurry up baby," she said playing with her fat pussy. My dick went limp from the thought of going inside of her, but one look at her pierced nipples woke my little buddy up. I slipped my dick slowly inside after I found a cover. Her pussy was surprisingly tight for a fat babe. I let it slowly slide in and out a few times. Once she was wet I moved faster and harder with each thrust. Eventually, my cock went balls deep. My intent was to make her walk funny for a week. The attempt didn't go unnoticed for long. "Oh, not so deep, your cock is too long for that" she groaned holding my hips back with her hands. The day I listen to a provider in bed is the day I get a sex change with a butter knife. My thrusts went harder instead. I wanted to make her scream until finally tired of fighting her hands to stop me from pounding her so hard and deep I shot a hot load of hot man chowder deep inside my cover and rolled off her like sliding down a ski slope.

I gathered my pants up quickly saying I had to go. She begged me to stay a little while longer but I wasn't in the mood to cuddle with a plumper. I ran out and then threw up once I reached my car. The whole way home I couldn't stop picturing how disgusting she was. When I got home I frantically jumped into the shower and started sobbing like a rape victim. I'm serious; I'm not writing this to be dramatic. I really did want to cry like a rape victim. My mind raced with the thoughts of how gross she was. Strangely enough, I still couldn't stop thinking about how good the blow job felt, but I get to take a BBW / Plumper off my list and I think from now on I will stick to my spinner providers.

Lex.[/QUOTE]My dude that's too funny seriously! I know you wanted a bbw but damn buddy you ignored alot of signs thrown at ya wow LOL. But like ya said we all been there so way shape, form or fashion but that right there was a bit much.

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;2367283]Every true hobbyist has gone plumping at least one time in his life. Some men blame their experiences on alcohol; however, true champions rise to the occasion. I'm a true champion who is willing to do the dirty work. I always find myself desperate to fuck a different girl and tired of my typical spinner pussy, I wanted something new and different than my usual. I decided it was time to find a new type of provider to plow, A Plumper. I used my most important pussy finding device, Backpage. One BBW / plumper in particular helped lead me to glory. Out of respect I will not name this provider because of the things I am going to say.

I searched desperately for a BBW within driving distance of my house. Fortunately, there was a BBW who lived 25 minutes away and eager. I skipped the chatting and got straight to the point about my need. She quickly invited me over for a little naughty fun time.

I ran to my car and raced to her place. The mistake hit me like a truck when she opened her door. She was as wide as she was tall. She looked like a beach ball with an apple for a head and twigs for legs. Surprisingly, she had a cute face attached to her enormous body. Skin tight jeans made her massive muffin top noticeable from a mile away and a blue tube top which presented her sexy set of back boobs. I easily fit into her huge arms like a newborn baby as she hugged me close to her six sets of tits. After the initial shock wore off, I was still bound and determined to get laid and the requirements were tossed aside.

I heard the springs cry out for mercy when we sat on her bed. Her jiggly jelly rolls fought a gruesome battle when she bounced around excited that a man was there to see her. Her tongue engulfed my face before I could even speak. It had obviously been a while for her since she skipped small talk and frantically pulled down her grey stained sweat pants. I started ripping my clothes off. Her pierced nipples surprised me when she shed her shirt. Who says Plumpers don't have redeeming qualities? It became a race to see which one of us could get our clothes off first. We paused long enough to kiss again then I stepped back to peel the jeans off her meaty thighs, her legs were so thick that it took three hard pulls to get the denim below her knees. The wrestling match ended with her pants on the floor and me out of breath.

I bravely plunged my fingers between her razor burned legs, yet the mountains of fat rolls made it almost impossible to figure out which hole was right. I wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible. Romancing her was not an option. She wrapped her flabby arms around my back and pulled me onto her. The taste of greasy fries assaulted my mouth when we kissed. My mind started to chant my need for another notch on my belt and my determination overwhelmed my nausea.

I almost vomited in my mouth several times while trying to finger blast what was hopefully her vagina. The aroma of body odors wafting from her fat folds made me overwhelmingly nauseous. Eventually, I felt her cervix tighten as a gush of fluids flooded from her. After she came she eagerly dropped to her knees in front of me happily trying to return the sexual favor. Her meat sausage fingers engulfed my cock and her mouth quickly followed her hand to my dick. She started sucking my cock like it was covered in chocolate syrup. My eyes rolled back in my head because it felt so good. That was the first time I realized fat women can suck cock as good as any porn star. I stood at the edge of her bed while she worked her mouth up and down stopping to tease with her tongue. She showed off her skills for a few minutes before I shoved her back onto the bed again. The foreplay stopped momentarily while I fumbled around with my crumpled jeans trying to find a cover.

"Hurry up baby," she said playing with her fat pussy. My dick went limp from the thought of going inside of her, but one look at her pierced nipples woke my little buddy up. I slipped my dick slowly inside after I found a cover. Her pussy was surprisingly tight for a fat babe. I let it slowly slide in and out a few times. Once she was wet I moved faster and harder with each thrust. Eventually, my cock went balls deep. My intent was to make her walk funny for a week. The attempt didn't go unnoticed for long. "Oh, not so deep, your cock is too long for that" she groaned holding my hips back with her hands. The day I listen to a provider in bed is the day I get a sex change with a butter knife. My thrusts went harder instead. I wanted to make her scream until finally tired of fighting her hands to stop me from pounding her so hard and deep I shot a hot load of hot man chowder deep inside my cover and rolled off her like sliding down a ski slope.

I gathered my pants up quickly saying I had to go. She begged me to stay a little while longer but I wasn't in the mood to cuddle with a plumper. I ran out and then threw up once I reached my car. The whole way home I couldn't stop picturing how disgusting she was. When I got home I frantically jumped into the shower and started sobbing like a rape victim. I'm serious; I'm not writing this to be dramatic. I really did want to cry like a rape victim. My mind raced with the thoughts of how gross she was. Strangely enough, I still couldn't stop thinking about how good the blow job felt, but I get to take a BBW / Plumper off my list and I think from now on I will stick to my spinner providers.

Lex.[/QUOTE]Brother Lex.

This adventure of yours made me laugh my ass off and also reminded me of why I don't drink tequila anymore. Great job on your writing skills.

Have fun brother.

Raider.

I gathered my pants up quickly saying I had to go. She begged me to stay a little while longer but I wasn't in the mood to cuddle with a plumper. I ran out and then threw up once I reached my car. The whole way home I couldn't stop picturing how disgusting she was. When I got home I frantically jumped into the shower and started sobbing like a rape victim. I'm serious; I'm not writing this to be dramatic. I really did want to cry like a rape victim. My mind raced with the thoughts of how gross she was. Strangely enough, I still couldn't stop thinking about how good the blow job felt, but I get to take a BBW / Plumper off my list and I think from now on I will stick to my spinner providers.

Lex.

That has got to be the funniest shyt I've ever read on here. Gives true credit to the term "pick a fold and f**k it " lmao. Stay safe!!

[QUOTE=Raider1963;2367520]Brother Lex.

This adventure of yours made me laugh my ass off and also reminded me of why I don't drink tequila anymore. Great job on your writing skills.

Have fun brother.

Raider.[/QUOTE]Big Brother Raider.

I thought you would get a kick out of it! I took on far more than I was ready for, with much regret now, LOL But I wanted to fuck a BBW just for shits and giggles and cross one off my list. I know when mountain climbers climbed Mount Fuji, in Japan, they always want to go back and do it again, well after I climbed mount BBW and planted my flag, I can assure you I will not be doing it again. Thanks Brother.

Lex.

[QUOTE=Horse20;2367480]My dude that's too funny seriously! I know you wanted a bbw but damn buddy you ignored alot of signs thrown at ya wow LOL. But like ya said we all been there so way shape, form or fashion but that right there was a bit much.[/QUOTE]Brother H20,

Yeah Mate, I did just go full throttle and throw caution to the wind to get me a BBW. I did fuck a bigger girl a time or two in my college days but nothing like this. I had forgot how it could be and now that it is clearly burnt in my mind and I can't just hit "delete", I am satisfied that I am not missing anything.

Lex.

[QUOTE=JohnWhitman;2367319]Hey Lex,

Although I just started posting recently, I have been admiring your amazing literary talents in review writing for a while now. But I have to say I think you have outdone yourself this time. I could totally see myself there due to your vivid description (and glad I was not, LOL). Good luck with your next spinner.

Thanks for your awesome reviews and contributions to this board.[/QUOTE]Sir John W.

Welcome to the board my friend if you haven't been already. Mate you surely wouldn't wanted to have been there to see that epic fuck up on my part mate. But I am a true hobbyist and I was experimenting with something new and it back fired. But I guess trying anything new is subject to blow up in your face. Just glad she didn't try to sat on mine.

Lex.

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther;2367283]Every true hobbyist has gone plumping at least one time in his life. Some men blame their experiences on alcohol; however, true champions rise to the occasion. I'm a true champion who is willing to do the dirty work. I always find myself desperate to fuck a different girl and tired of my typical spinner pussy, I wanted something new and different than my usual. I decided it was time to find a new type of provider to plow, A Plumper. I used my most important pussy finding device, Backpage. One BBW / plumper in particular helped lead me to glory. Out of respect I will not name this provider because of the things I am going to say.

I searched desperately for a BBW within driving distance of my house. Fortunately, there was a BBW who lived 25 minutes away and eager. I skipped the chatting and got straight to the point about my need. She quickly invited me over for a little naughty fun time.

I ran to my car and raced to her place. The mistake hit me like a truck when she opened her door. She was as wide as she was tall. She looked like a beach ball with an apple for a head and twigs for legs. Surprisingly, she had a cute face attached to her enormous body. Skin tight jeans made her massive muffin top noticeable from a mile away and a blue tube top which presented her sexy set of back boobs. I easily fit into her huge arms like a newborn baby as she hugged me close to her six sets of tits. After the initial shock wore off, I was still bound and determined to get laid and the requirements were tossed aside.

I heard the springs cry out for mercy when we sat on her bed. Her jiggly jelly rolls fought a gruesome battle when she bounced around excited that a man was there to see her. Her tongue engulfed my face before I could even speak. It had obviously been a while for her since she skipped small talk and frantically pulled down her grey stained sweat pants. I started ripping my clothes off. Her pierced nipples surprised me when she shed her shirt. Who says Plumpers don't have redeeming qualities? It became a race to see which one of us could get our clothes off first. We paused long enough to kiss again then I stepped back to peel the jeans off her meaty thighs, her legs were so thick that it took three hard pulls to get the denim below her knees. The wrestling match ended with her pants on the floor and me out of breath.

I bravely plunged my fingers between her razor burned legs, yet the mountains of fat rolls made it almost impossible to figure out which hole was right. I wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible. Romancing her was not an option. She wrapped her flabby arms around my back and pulled me onto her. The taste of greasy fries assaulted my mouth when we kissed. My mind started to chant my need for another notch on my belt and my determination overwhelmed my nausea.

I almost vomited in my mouth several times while trying to finger blast what was hopefully her vagina. The aroma of body odors wafting from her fat folds made me overwhelmingly nauseous. Eventually, I felt her cervix tighten as a gush of fluids flooded from her. After she came she eagerly dropped to her knees in front of me happily trying to return the sexual favor. Her meat sausage fingers engulfed my cock and her mouth quickly followed her hand to my dick. She started sucking my cock like it was covered in chocolate syrup. My eyes rolled back in my head because it felt so good. That was the first time I realized fat women can suck cock as good as any porn star. I stood at the edge of her bed while she worked her mouth up and down stopping to tease with her tongue. She showed off her skills for a few minutes before I shoved her back onto the bed again. The foreplay stopped momentarily while I fumbled around with my crumpled jeans trying to find a cover.

"Hurry up baby," she said playing with her fat pussy. My dick went limp from the thought of going inside of her, but one look at her pierced nipples woke my little buddy up. I slipped my dick slowly inside after I found a cover. Her pussy was surprisingly tight for a fat babe. I let it slowly slide in and out a few times. Once she was wet I moved faster and harder with each thrust. Eventually, my cock went balls deep. My intent was to make her walk funny for a week. The attempt didn't go unnoticed for long. "Oh, not so deep, your cock is too long for that" she groaned holding my hips back with her hands. The day I listen to a provider in bed is the day I get a sex change with a butter knife. My thrusts went harder instead. I wanted to make her scream until finally tired of fighting her hands to stop me from pounding her so hard and deep I shot a hot load of hot man chowder deep inside my cover and rolled off her like sliding down a ski slope.

I gathered my pants up quickly saying I had to go. She begged me to stay a little while longer but I wasn't in the mood to cuddle with a plumper. I ran out and then threw up once I reached my car. The whole way home I couldn't stop picturing how disgusting she was. When I got home I frantically jumped into the shower and started sobbing like a rape victim. I'm serious; I'm not writing this to be dramatic. I really did want to cry like a rape victim. My mind raced with the thoughts of how gross she was. Strangely enough, I still couldn't stop thinking about how good the blow job felt, but I get to take a BBW / Plumper off my list and I think from now on I will stick to my spinner providers.

Lex.[/QUOTE]Brother Lex,

You are a true pussy hunter. That was one of the funniest posts I've ever read. But what makes it funny is that it's happened to most of us and I can relate. Thank you!