Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Kalani69]

Excel is the AMP on King St next to Zippy's and across the street from Top Floor. Ad in paper says they open only until 9:00 pm. Anyone know why? Don't AMPs open 24/7? Do the girls work at KBs after 9:00? Or do they convert to escort service? Any info or insight much appreciated, especially since closing at 9:00 seems a bit early for this kind of business.[/QUOTE]
The advertisement for Excel in the Honolulu Advertiser has recently been changed to say "Excel Massage" (instead of just "Excel"). Also, the advertisement now includes a state massage license number (MAT10599). So that might have something to do with it.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]The advertisement for Excel in the Honolulu Advertiser has recently been changed to say "Excel Massage" (instead of just "Excel"). Also, the advertisement now includes a state massage license number (MAT10599). So that might have something to do with it.[/QUOTE]

I was waiting for that. I swear to God, somewhere in town there's a after-school tutorial place for kids called, "Excel." Imagine the confusion that could cause.

Primal Needs

Just a quick question, does anybody know any asian providers with D or large C that give good service?

In ps, there is an ad for Korean style massage. recording
Says its on Lusitania street. Anyone been there? Is it MP or legit massage?

[QUOTE=Kapalua]The advertisement for Excel in the Honolulu Advertiser has recently been changed to say "Excel Massage" (instead of just "Excel"). Also, the advertisement now includes a state massage license number (MAT10599). So that might have something to do with it.[/QUOTE]

Does that mean it's legit now? Or just has a massage license and fs still available. Do they really close at 9? Or just the legit action. Anyone been there lately to TOFTT?

been there once, its the next street above vineyard.

I had a Korean lady in her 40's. Massage was ok, had a happy ending with it. She was not the best looking but body wise looked ok from what I could see (wish she was naked).

Thanks to all of you for the tips and low-down. Went to Lavendars tonight and had G or Mia. Cute looking local girl. L8/S8/A9. Damage. 5 + $ tip. Probably could of gotten away with less, but thought the service was good. Got CBJ and then CG, mish. Thanks for the rec guys. For you looking for them locals got a few good ones here. I'm into locals and flips so lavendars would be my choice.

[QUOTE=Gherkin]

When I chose her as my first, it was because several brothers seem to consider her a special find - something of a reliable gem, and a true lady. I must say that these qualities did come through, and I'm pleased with my choice. I'll hold off on coming to final conclusions until after another couple of sessions. Frankly, it's nice to see a girl that so many think so fondly of.

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I was one of the guys who posted positive reviews about Erica. She's my fave, and since I rarely monger these days (due to financial problems, going on two years now) when I do go to an AMP, I see only her. I like to know I'll be satisfied, since I don't know when I can go again.

I was lucky enough to get GFE from her on the first time. That's what got me hooked.

I looked nervous, and she asked me why, and I told her that I was avoiding Bebe, the other girl that worked there (I had a less than stellar experience with her). Erica laughed and told me not to worry, as Bebe is bad with faces, and forgets most of her one-time clients. And Bebe was sleeping. I guess that broke the ice, and we really hit it off after that. I had a great time and we talked for about half an hour after the deed was done. It was late, and there were no other customers, and the mama and Bebe were sleeping already. It was weird, almost - like a date after we had already f**ked.

I agree with Kapalua (don't I always?) in that she is very accomodating. On my second time there, she remembered things that I said I liked the first time. Real specific things. She seems to have a pretty good memory, as those experiences were about three or four weeks apart.

I think that her face is cute. Nice expressions when she talks, grinds, and fellates. She's got some meat on her, yeah. I started to find it adorable after she told me that she was trying to lose weight, but cheated on her diet with beer, which she said she can't quit. Nice. I dig girls that drink beer.

And she's soft in the middle, and lost perkiness in her breasts because she had a kid.

I've always had good experiences with her. I'll probably have a bad one with her one day, since women are women, but I'd probably look past it. The overall consistency is undeniable for me.

Primal Needs

Sup fellas,

I decided to check out lavenders since I been hearin a lot about it on here. So I go in, MS is pretty cool, young, actually one of the better looking ones there I thought. Talked to her little bit, then she asks me if I like korean or local girl, I said korean. So few mins later nice tall tanned korean girl walks in and I must say I was pretty happy with her choice for me. Since I told the MS it was my first time there, the girl was really cautious, but after a few getting to know me question it went down, usual service you get from any provider. REALLY nice natural rack, felt good after dealing with the fakes.

BUT, first time ever I actually had a convo and a few laughs with the girl afterwords, I think we were talking and having fun for a good 20-30 mins so DEF a good GFE. She said she was new, only been here two weeks.

All in all, id say all 10's across the board. Def give her a try, super nice girl.

Since I'm still a newb to the scene, I have a question to ask. So if we were talking about going places and she was like yeaahh "one day you call and we go beach or clubs or something" was it a mistake of me not leaving my number or asking for hers? I'm just not sure on like the "rules" on that kinda thing you know? I thought about this after I left the building and was like SHIT.

Thanks for listening to my story and keep it safe brethren.

K

Been to Oahu / Waikiki / Honolulu couple times now. Bout time I report somethin. So from the memorable experiences of late here is my report.

-Apr 07 (ya I know its been a while)

Got here for a friends bday, took her to centerfolds (btw what happen to that place? ) she got a couple lap dances from some chick with a pooch. She was to nasty for my taste. We both ended up at VIP via taxi recomandation. Ended up seeing melonie. She was very accomadating along with mamasan, they both love the idea of a bday girl watchin the whole thing. So we go to the room, both of them undress me and leads me for the TS. They both rubbed from head to toe. Back to the room and bday girl instructed on how to give head. Btw melonie is a 9 all day long. Coming from a young blood that gets around that says alot for a AMP girl. BBBJ w/rimmin then mish then doggy then spoonage till complete. The whole time bday girl droolin on the side. Melonie daty's her till complete which was a first for me. I left with all teeth plus. 20 tip.

-oct 07

Stayin in Waikiki, read alot bout the SWs here. Decided to rent a moped and cruise. Can I really pick up a SW on a moped? Well, about 2am I swing by kalakaua ave / kuhio ave and I see a WSW roundin the corner. I bust a U turn and head back to find her at the ATM. I park and stand right behind her. I fake a stick up and she laughs her ass off tells me her name is krystal from seattle. Looks late 20s nice DDs slim waist and big phat ass w/ cottage cheese on da side. Told her I wanted to deposit some mula and she said 'I'm open 24hrs' it was on. I take her back to the hotel on my little moped with her mini skirt flyin in da wind, dropped her to the front and parked in da garage. She met me in front of the room all professional (kinda got scared cause of all the busts lately) she asks if she could take a shower while I watched. Curtains open soapy as hell she drags me in all dressed and strips me like a Korean girl despret at the AMP for a dollar. We make it to the floor and totally GFE. I'm sprung so I tell her to marry me. Playin. She said I couldn't afford her. But an all nighter is what she gave. Musta been a bad night or somethin, maybe her pimp kicked her out. I wake up the next mornin with her blowin me and splattin on her face/ears/hair/nose/etc. She splits a taxi with me to the airport and tells me 'I GOTTA GO HOME TO MY HUSBAND NOW' wtf? ! I thought she was a hooker all this time. Omg!

-Jan 08

With all the hype of KELLY at Nirvana I thought I'd try while I was in town. BAH! She wasn't that great. Maybe because I was buyin in to all the hype and I got let down. Don't get me wrong she was good. But not great. I got the whole gfe and although it was my first time with her she treated me like she knew me for years. I love the rimming from TS to massage part. Mamasan was great and asked me if I wanted two instead of just kelly. I didn't have enough funds. She finished me off and callled me a cab. All in all it was a 7 out of 10. One thumb up.

-Feb 08 (pro bowl weekend)

Figured I'd try the whole budget thing. I planned very well for this business trip. So I get to oahu and make it in time for halftime probowl just to do a presentation. Third qtr starts and I bounce to a nearby bar. Fuck da probowl and bring on the biatches! I get done with the third beer and this 40s chick starts lookin good so my confidence juice kicks in and I proposition her to the hotel and find out she's a hooker. When we get back to the room she starts talkin prices. From $$$$ I talked her down to $. 50 for FS. Haha. She had the typical fake DDs and sloppy fat lips. She gave me a BBBJ w/finger in bunghole. Then hops on top and rides me like a champ! Reena? Anyone know her? Kinda got a small gut but still in shape? She leaves after I bust a nut and I head to femm nu. Lotsa people there. Its still daylight. I sit and have couple heinies. Who the hell is that local chick with the nice fuckin baby bearin hips? ! Model face, hiphop waist, and girl next door attitude? ! GAWD DAMN SHE'S FINE! I sit in the chair and hold 40 bucks in ones. Hoping it'll last me all night till I visit an AMP. So I build a stack of ones into a house to get her attention. She smiles and scoots her big ass over. Now I'm the only one by myself while everyone is with her buddys. She's lookin at me like who the fuck is this young guy with a stack of dollah bills! ? I toss her a dollar and she gives me attitude about 'dirty money' 'I don't touch filthy money' bah. What the fuck are you doin up there anyway. She smiles and goes mid air with her ass. Long story short I end up spendin 50 and take a taxi to VIP. Melonie is no longer there. So I bounce and go back to nirvana. I ask for kelly and mamasan said I gotta comeback in 30mins. I walk to 711 and when I got back she's outside to greet me. Askin me how's work and such. Damn. Talk about repeat business! This time round she gives me VIP treatment! She walks me thru and introduces me to the others and asks if I wanted any of them to join in. I told her I had a budget and I was tired, wanted to just relax. With the grin she gave me I thought she had sumthin else in mind. I ended up stayin there maybe two and a half hours. She took her time with me and let me go TWICE! I now know what the positive reports of kelly mean. Thanks guys

Ps I luv this freakin site! Aloha fellow mongers! And goodluck!

What was the damage for the massage and happy ending? [QUOTE=Asian975]been there once, its the next street above vineyard.

I had a Korean lady in her 40's. Massage was ok, had a happy ending with it. She was not the best looking but body wise looked ok from what I could see (wish she was naked).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Primal Needs]I was waiting for that. I swear to God, somewhere in town there's a after-school tutorial place for kids called, "Excel." Imagine the confusion that could cause.

Primal Needs[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_jllthq[/url]

you are correct PN~ welcome back

[QUOTE=Kalani69]Does that mean it's legit now? Or just has a massage license and fs still available. Do they really close at 9? Or just the legit action. Anyone been there lately to TOFTT?[/QUOTE]

No disclaimer in the Advertiser regarding the validity of MAT license status but there is one for contractors LOL. The Pennysaver does have a disclaimer regarding the validity of the ads. A good example is Fantastic Massage MAT 1697, belongs to Margaret Mason~ license terminated. Four Hand Massage by THai Girl 343-4910 MAT 2147 belongs to Edward Berge guess what license terminated. I guess the motto is don't read into the MAT or MAE claim too much unless you research it But in the end does it really matter

Sorry, forgot to add the damage in, .5 & .5.

She collected the entrance fee up front and she just told me to leave the tip on the table, did not even count it.

[QUOTE=Talapia]Sup fellas,

I decided to check out lavenders since I been hearin a lot about it on here. So I go in, MS is pretty cool, young, actually one of the better looking ones there I thought. Talked to her little bit, then she asks me if I like korean or local girl, I said korean. So few mins later nice tall tanned korean girl walks in and I must say I was pretty happy with her choice for me. Since I told the MS it was my first time there, the girl was really cautious, but after a few getting to know me question it went down, usual service you get from any provider. REALLY nice natural rack, felt good after dealing with the fakes.

BUT, first time ever I actually had a convo and a few laughs with the girl afterwords, I think we were talking and having fun for a good 20-30 mins so DEF a good GFE. She said she was new, only been here two weeks.

All in all, id say all 10's across the board. Def give her a try, super nice girl.

Since I'm still a newb to the scene, I have a question to ask. So if we were talking about going places and she was like yeaahh "one day you call and we go beach or clubs or something" was it a mistake of me not leaving my number or asking for hers? I'm just not sure on like the "rules" on that kinda thing you know? I thought about this after I left the building and was like SHIT.

Thanks for listening to my story and keep it safe brethren.

K[/QUOTE]What is DEF? , no worry about the phone, they don't call must of the time, even when you call they don't return calls. Just make sure your wife no answer, get a story ready. You talking about julie (right)? Julie sounds good, may be seeing her.

Good luck