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[QUOTE=DrewPark;2402889]I am impressed that we all have little gold medals and ribbons associated with our profile names. Makes me feel like I'm back in the Navy.[/QUOTE]Perhaps on the other side of the screen we could make our own Meritorious Ribbon section, Monger Service Ribbon, Greek Ribbon, 3 some Ribbon, Orgy Ribbon with Clusters, Asian Tour Ribbon (AMP's), Tattered Ripped Off Ribbon, Subservice Warfare Pin (DATY).
[QUOTE=Excelmm;2404067]Haven't been able to find the official explanation but appears to be number of posts. ** over 300 posts and *** over 500 posts.
Is my guess correct?[/QUOTE]Not connected to number of posts. Not sure what though.
[QUOTE=Mike1237;2404141]Perhaps on the other side of the screen we could make our own Meritorious Ribbon section, Monger Service Ribbon, Greek Ribbon, 3 some Ribbon, Orgy Ribbon with Clusters, Asian Tour Ribbon (AMP's), Tattered Ripped Off Ribbon, Subservice Warfare Pin (DATY).[/QUOTE]Large Butt Fucking Machine (LBFM).
Been using my well honed investigative techniques and connections into the international intelligence community and this is what I found out about the new venue contributor level stars.
Stars. They are based on one of the following reasons, depending on the Forum Member:
1. Sexual prowess as graded by Providers via a secret Forum page.
2. The amount of money contributed to A2's personal monger fund.
3. A secret NSA algorithm A2 stole from a prior life in the dark side.
4. "The venue database is more an ISG thing than a USA Sex Guide thing. It's means guys who have contributed info about hotels, restaurants and shit like that because the ISG has a much broader scope than here. It's like our forum in Argentina, most of the posts aren't about pussy, there is also a lot of travel info. Guys that have put stuff into the database get that designation. A2".
So, A2, inquiring minds want to know. Which is it? 1? 2? 3? 4?
[blue]Publicly it's 4, really though, it's 2
I can't lie.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2404920]Been using my well honed investigative techniques and connections into the international intelligence community and this is what I found out about the new venue contributor level stars.
Stars. They are based on one of the following reasons, depending on the Forum Member:
1. Sexual prowess as graded by Providers via a secret Forum page.
2. The amount of money contributed to A2's personal monger fund.
3. A secret NSA algorithm A2 stole from a prior life in the dark side.
4. "The venue database is more an ISG thing than a USA Sex Guide thing. It's means guys who have contributed info about hotels, restaurants and shit like that because the ISG has a much broader scope than here. It's like our forum in Argentina, most of the posts aren't about pussy, there is also a lot of travel info. Guys that have put stuff into the database get that designation. A2".
So, A2, inquiring minds want to know. Which is it? 1? 2? 3? 4?
[blue]Publicly it's 4, really though, it's 2
I can't lie.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Thanks A2!! Appreciate your honesty and knowledge of off-shore banking and untraceable international wire transfers. Enjoy the monthly stipend!!
[blue]The girls thank you as well.
A2[/blue]
I took a group golfing in Costa Rica. That was the excuse they gave their wives.
They said it was Disneyland for adults. That was a few years ago. It not as much fun now but if you ever get a chance it is a fun place. Make a friend out of a taxi driver.
From recent reports on Summer, AG et al, it seems to me another one bites the dust. Include Jordin, Violet and actually, most all of the rest will eventually go downhill thanks to some form of substance abuse and / or mental and emotional issues.
Been in the game one way or the other for many decades and with one or two RARE exceptions, unless they are in the game as part of their retirement plan, ie Selena, they all go downhill sooner than later.
Nasty hotels, robber friends, handlers, flaky responses etc are sure signs of trouble spiral.
Best to get them early on.
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Sorry brother, you can ask specific guys this question by PM if you want but this discussion ALWAYS sets flame to threads.
A2[/blue]
I've been hung up on a lot after just saying hello, so I'm wondering what these providers are listening for? If you know help a fellow Monger out. I do have a deep voice and I'm as country as a sugar sandwich.
*Posted this fairy-tale on the General Reports thread, because I didn't want to congest the other threads. My last saga post was about the two SWans I picked up on the "23rd" state.
While residing in the "Cajun" country, I often galloped on over to my home state to have a dream w / these two Lone-Star Ladies. Crawdad country had a very slim pickin of providers so I spent many liberties bolting 4 hours over to Cowboy country where the selection is plentiful.
Codie Raye (blonde) was a thicker and character version of Ally Kat who was always on her meds and often times seemed skittish. But through continuous visits, we developed a trusting bond and we eventually became trustful of one another. Though we enjoyed each other's company, it always seemed that she was raring to finish so she can move on to her next remuneration. Still spent a lengthy amount of time to get my presidents worth. She really loved it rough, because the chemicals she was on made her RPM rev over in the red. She always wanted me to pull on her hair like reigns while I hammered away during K-9. I think during these moments of out bliss, I was her *****. I can only laugh, because Codie HAS screamed at me, "What's my name, *****! So, a ***** I was.
Sabin (brunette) was too on her poison, but she hid it very well. She took her time about starting the dream, but she definitely made it worth my anticipation. I do remember times when she would playfully cock-tease just to drive me crazy. She knew after traveling 4 hours, I was revved to go, but she tormented me by making me wait. I've had to wrestle her down so I could get some serious relief from her and I could calm down. Then of course, she had to reprimp and we would have another dream or two before and after dining out. There was vast amounts of providers to choose from in the "Astros" area and she was one of many who was in high demand. Even so, I never felt rushed and always allowed, more than generous, amount of time to play. Knowing I had travelled from afar, she was cool enough to let me crash at her place til next AM w / another dream the next day to start my day off right.
Bouncing between the two made the wallet kinda light, but they were both worth it. Both nicely built and both were broncos in bed. GFE-PSE was the norm. No complaints in top, bottom, or front anatomies, but as you can see, Sabin cheated and had man-mades installed. The menu became laissez-faire because of my continuous dreams about them w / Sabin bein really really liberal about me entering thru the back door. She always had the slick stuff ready for me to use so I was able to slide right on in.
The only snaps that I took of both was of Sabin in the bathroom. No motion pictures to be made, due to my ignorance in making them. Wish I at least taken some action snaps. Both Codie and Sabin were one of my first who had me coming back for reoccurring dreams and the amount of presidents invested between the two, I swear I had contributed to a couple semesters of college tuition. Live only once- right?
It's been a while now and really miss these two. They were fun and have many memorable moments etched on my Monger belt. Hope they are doing well for themselves.
BSHM.
-PB.
[QUOTE=ThePhenom120;2424197]I've been hung up on a lot after just saying hello, so I'm wondering what these providers are listening for? If you know help a fellow Monger out. I do have a deep voice and I'm as country as a sugar sandwich.[/QUOTE]I always found they hang up more when caller I'd shows the station house number. Harhar.
[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2424433]*Posted this fairy-tale on the General Reports thread, because I didn't want to congest the other threads. My last saga post was about the two SWans I picked up on the "23rd" state.
While residing in the "Cajun" country, I often galloped on over to my home state to have a dream w / these two Lone-Star Ladies. Crawdad country had a very slim pickin of providers so I spent many liberties bolting 4 hours over to Cowboy country where the selection is plentiful.
Codie Raye (blonde) was a thicker and character version of Ally Kat who was always on her meds and often times seemed skittish. But through continuous visits, we developed a trusting bond and we eventually became trustful of one another. Though we enjoyed each other's company, it always seemed that she was raring to finish so she can move on to her next remuneration. Still spent a lengthy amount of time to get my presidents worth. She really loved it rough, because the chemicals she was on made her RPM rev over in the red. She always wanted me to pull on her hair like reigns while I hammered away during K-9. I think during these moments of out bliss, I was her *****. I can only laugh, because Codie HAS screamed at me, "What's my name, *****! So, a ***** I was.
Sabin (brunette) was too on her poison, but she hid it very well. She took her time about starting the dream, but she definitely made it worth my anticipation. I do remember times when she would playfully cock-tease just to drive me crazy. She knew after traveling 4 hours, I was revved to go, but she tormented me by making me wait. I've had to wrestle her down so I could get some serious relief from her and I could calm down. Then of course, she had to reprimp and we would have another dream or two before and after dining out. There was vast amounts of providers to choose from in the "Astros" area and she was one of many who was in high demand. Even so, I never felt rushed and always allowed, more than generous, amount of time to play. Knowing I had travelled from afar, she was cool enough to let me crash at her place til next AM w / another dream the next day to start my day off right.
Bouncing between the two made the wallet kinda light, but they were both worth it. Both nicely built and both were broncos in bed. GFE-PSE was the norm. No complaints in top, bottom, or front anatomies, but as you can see, Sabin cheated and had man-mades installed. The menu became laissez-faire because of my continuous dreams about them w / Sabin bein really really liberal about me entering thru the back door. She always had the slick stuff ready for me to use so I was able to slide right on in.
The only snaps that I took of both was of Sabin in the bathroom. No motion pictures to be made, due to my ignorance in making them. Wish I at least taken some action snaps. Both Codie and Sabin were one of my first who had me coming back for reoccurring dreams and the amount of presidents invested between the two, I swear I had contributed to a couple semesters of college tuition. Live only once- right?
It's been a while now and really miss these two. They were fun and have many memorable moments etched on my Monger belt. Hope they are doing well for themselves.
BSHM.
-PB.[/QUOTE]PB, are you a naturally born USA Citizen? I sure do want to vote for you for President!! WOW, every time you post an adventure they get better and better and prettier. Maybe the rest of us Hobbyists need to hire you as a "pussy consultant"? Or perhaps a PoniBoi sponsored road trip is in order? Oh yeah honey, me and some of the guys are going on a fishing trip. Back in a week or so and yes, we will definitely smell fishy when we return!!
How can I delete my own posting?
[QUOTE=Delerium2;2433733]How can I delete my own posting?[/QUOTE]Try reporting post link. I think there is a delete post option.
[QUOTE=Delerium2;2433733]How can I delete my own posting?[/QUOTE]Senior Members have the ability to edit posts for up to one hour after its been posted. To delete a post in that one hour time frame select the Edit option (which appears in the lower right portion of the post box). At the top of the Edit page is a Delete Post option. Check the block next to the phrase Delete this post in the following manner. Then select the Delete Post button on the right side.
Outside the one hour, I believe only Admins can delete posts. But you have to ask nicely. LOL.