EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5385286]Went to 1290 over the weekend. As soon as I walked in I could hear arguing coming from downstairs. Walked down and saw three women arguing with each other. Couldn't understand what they were saying but they were sure hot at one another. Arguing stopped after the woman I was seeing stepped back into the room. She apologized to me for it. But yikes, I thought they were going to kill each other.[/QUOTE]You're not the first one to report on these arguments happening. I remember one guy saying it was because of stealing clients. You walk in that basement, and if you are not familiar with the setup, you assume the first one to open the door is your MT and in you go. If the MT doesn't have a booked appointment, some are not above taking another MT's client.

But the funny thing about that is, the guy I'm talking about reported this like 4 to 6 years ago, when we had more Euro options. Now it seems like I can call all the numbers for these shops and hear the same thing, if they pick up at all. They're busy, and try to push me to an 8 or 9 PM appointment. So when they're all busy, the chances or need to steal clients becomes less of a thing.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;5385821]You're not the first one to report on these arguments happening. I remember one guy saying it was because of stealing clients. You walk in that basement, and if you are not familiar with the setup, you assume the first one to open the door is your MT and in you go. If the MT doesn't have a booked appointment, some are not above taking another MT's client.

But the funny thing about that is, the guy I'm talking about reported this like 4 to 6 years ago, when we had more Euro options. Now it seems like I can call all the numbers for these shops and hear the same thing, if they pick up at all. They're busy, and try to push me to an 8 or 9 PM appointment. So when they're all busy, the chances or need to steal clients becomes less of a thing.[/QUOTE]I've been there a few times over the years but I guess I'm always hoping I have a better experience. Just looking for a nice mature euro. Great massage at least.

[QUOTE=BangWarrior;5376355]Visited last week after a gap of 6 months. Dress code changed (loose black tee) and client's privates covered with a towel through the session. Therapist (Lanie) said a lot has changed, and no touching. Seemed like a waste of 100, and was asked a tip on top of that.[/QUOTE]I go here for scrubs monthly and things have definitely changed. They drape you when you're on your back. Outfits are more modest. The one girl who would go the extra mile (kt) doesn't seem to be there anymore and their pics are no longer on the site.

Still a nice service though.

[QUOTE=HeadsOfState;5386302]I go here for scrubs monthly and things have definitely changed. They drape you when you're on your back. Outfits are more modest. The one girl who would go the extra mile (kt) doesn't seem to be there anymore and their pics are no longer on the site.

Still a nice service though.[/QUOTE]If anyone knows where Katie and Amber went off to please DM me. I really enjoyed my scrubs there and they were pretty cool people in general.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5385286]Went to 1290 over the weekend. As soon as I walked in I could hear arguing coming from downstairs. Walked down and saw three women arguing with each other. Couldn't understand what they were saying but they were sure hot at one another. Arguing stopped after the woman I was seeing stepped back into the room. She apologized to me for it. But yikes, I thought they were going to kill each other.[/QUOTE]Yeah from what I understand, the gloved lady and the women at Creative have some real bad blood between them. Did you see if one of them was a tall, stacked brunette at the end of the hall?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5390038]Yeah from what I understand, the gloved lady and the women at Creative have some real bad blood between them. Did you see if one of them was a tall, stacked brunette at the end of the hall?[/QUOTE]No disrespect, but you guys kill me over these Euro WGs. They're just as bad as Latinas, I. E. , you pay a ton of cash for a lot of nothing.

[QUOTE=Dbiz01;5390794]No disrespect, but you guys kill me over these Euro WGs. They're just as bad as Latinas, I. E. , you pay a ton of cash for a lot of nothing.[/QUOTE]I generally agree with your sentiment. But the male brain is hardwired to respond positively to variety. That's the case whether you are a human or a rat.

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There's a scarcity of Latina joints that are accessible to the average, non-Latino monger. It's a basic supply and demand issue.

Same thing with Euro places. They don't seem to like the MP model, which the asians have a monopoly on. They make more money through the old fashioned, booker model. I have yet to find an EMP that isn't in that Shermer area, but you can find many Euros through escort agencies. I'm just not interested in an over-priced CBJ.

[QUOTE=Dbiz01;5390794]No disrespect, but you guys kill me over these Euro WGs. They're just as bad as Latinas, I. E. , you pay a ton of cash for a lot of nothing.[/QUOTE]Part of it is the mystique. After a busy work week, nothing compares to finding a quiet and clean medical office in the burbs to get a therapeutic rub by Euro with a villain's accent. They are strict by nature and like to run a tight ship, so I can simply get nude, let go of all my worries, and let them have their way with me.

The Latina mp's are always in high traffic areas or in places I'd never want to leave my car for an extended period. That in itself isn't the working definition of relaxing. And the hotel services always leave me feeling like I'm about to walk into a sting.

A stable, long-term office operation feels reliable and safe. EMP ladies are always veiled and guarded, so if she came at me loudly with a menu of services and prices, I'd know something was amiss. Euros make you work for it, but this creates a mildly thrilling hunt-and-chase project. By comparison, AMPs start to feel dumb and easy after a while.

With Euro pickings so slim, I'm combing my email for old communications that I never followed up with. And by old, I mean really old. Both of these women responded to me years ago via BP or CL. "Alexa J. " advertised having a condo in Schaumberg near Golf and Roselle. "Dominique" was the same difference, with a place also near Roselle and 90. Their prices at the time were 160+ for an hour sensual, which was steep considering how we were swimming in options. Now, I'm willing to pay for that. You know what they say about beggars and choices. Since both ladies worked out of their home studios, does anyone know if they are still around? Alexa's email bounced back immediately, so it's dead. Dominique's email may be active.

Has anyone else decided to play the "select oldest messages first" crapshoot with their inbox, dust off old emails, and strike up new conversations?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5395623]With Euro pickings so slim, I'm combing my email for old communications that I never followed up with. And by old, I mean really old. Both of these women responded to me years ago via BP or CL. "Alexa J. " advertised having a condo in Schaumberg near Golf and Roselle. "Dominique" was the same difference, with a place also near Roselle and 90. Their prices at the time were 160+ for an hour sensual, which was steep considering how we were swimming in options. Now, I'm willing to pay for that. You know what they say about beggars and choices. Since both ladies worked out of their home studios, does anyone know if they are still around? Alexa's email bounced back immediately, so it's dead. Dominique's email may be active.

Has anyone else decided to play the "select oldest messages first" crapshoot with their inbox, dust off old emails, and strike up new conversations?[/QUOTE]Dr M. Both are retired. Ill send you a link that you might find useful.

Anyone know if Tat's will ever reopen?

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;5397077]Anyone know if Tat's will ever reopen?[/QUOTE]Google lists both the Northbrook and Schaumburg locations as 'Permanently Closed. ' It will be an end of an era if true. They've operated under many names for the past 20 years, but all those roads still lead back to Tats.

Below are all of the numbers that I could find which are / were tied to the agency. Perhaps try these out again over the Summer to discover if anything changes.

(847) 257-0257, (847) 845-6348, (773) 407-7025, (773) 297-9279.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5397308]Google lists both the Northbrook and Schaumburg locations as 'Permanently Closed. ' It will be an end of an era if true. They've operated under many names for the past 20 years, but all those roads still lead back to Tats.

Below are all of the numbers that I could find which are / were tied to the agency. Perhaps try these out again over the Summer to discover if anything changes.

(847) 257-0257, (847) 845-6348, (773) 407-7025, (773) 297-9279.[/QUOTE]For what it's worth, I saw a rubmaps post May 28 for the Tat's location in Schaumburg. The number listed in the post was a 312 area code 312-217-4777. I know when I used them they all seem to be filtered to 1 or 2 locations and the booker staffed from there. She would ask what location. Do not know how it works now. Was off my radar as my last couple were not the most steller.

Indeed there are a couple fairly recent reviews on rubmaps which indicate that Tats is still alive. It's just a matter of finding a phone number that works, since they've had many various numbers over the years. I have not been there since before covid.

Also I agree completely with Dr Manhattan. Euro desire is all about getting variety. Euros tend to have their own unique style and if you get a good one it's a different experience from a typical AMP. Alina was a great example of that. Very sultry woman, very mysterious vibe. The first time I saw her was amazing, because I didn't know for sure if I was going to succeed or not. As I was laying on my stomach she was massaging my thighs and she got closer and closer to the balls, until finally she was full-on massaging my balls and taint area. I was so turned on and her hand technique was so good after the flip, I nearly hit the ceiling. Those are the sort of experiences we hunt for in the euro scene. Low supply and high demand means increased cost sadly.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;5397518]For what it's worth, I saw a rubmaps post May 28 for the Tat's location in Schaumburg. The number listed in the post was a 312 area code 312-217-4777. I know when I used them they all seem to be filtered to 1 or 2 locations and the booker staffed from there. She would ask what location. Do not know how it works now. Was off my radar as my last couple were not the most steller.[/QUOTE]Crazy that the number also leads back to somebody who breeds exotic cats and quails. Guess they really do live on the "wild" side... *rim-shot*