Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SexToyMagic;6186511]If someone can pm a sure thing near Egan I will share my Rochester location. I really want a satisfying evening.[/QUOTE]I sent you solid info, no response about this mythical AMP in Roch.

[QUOTE=IrishMnGuy;6188968]Hey there fellow mongers, a couple of points of interest.

2) Honey from MNE. Massage was not good. There was no teasing. Conversation was. Weird. She means well and has a great body for her age, but I don't think I'd recommend to be totally honest, there are just flat out better options.[/QUOTE]For me Honey was refreshing the first time, second not so much, but I mentioned the difference on the third time and back to good service. But I'm 60+ so older works for my bones, I put her into my rotation cause the hours work for me now, & the drive to the East works for me too. YMMV.

I finally tried this one out after another member posted a long review. My experience with Sunny was not as good. Back massage for the first 20 minutes was good and she was ok with me being uncovered. I thought she was attractive and had a nice curvy body. When she moved to my legs and butt she was really getting deep into my groin area from behind but not actually touching the important parts. I put out all the signals and telling her how good that felt. Uncovered still on the flip and she could not have been rubbing closer to my dick and balls without actually touching them. After this went on for about five minutes I was sure she was going to move my hand to DIY but she did not. Everything was sensual massage was good but no release for me.

Anyone else have an experience here? Maybe return visits are needed?

There are some well known places in this city, but if anyone is heading there I had a great time a few weeks ago. Regular AMP, sexy thin girls with natural C and great long hard nipples. Very sensual massage only HJ but with top up pants down and FIV. The best part was when she leaned over me still jerking and the dirty talk whispered in my ear was awesome. Definitely going back there next time I'm in town.

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Anyone tried it with success?

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;6194182][URL]http://superasian.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/minnesota/minneapolis/97699227[/URL]

Anyone tried it with success?[/QUOTE]Fake ad. No way to contact except email. If you do respond, the email you used will be hit with large amounts of spam. The whole ad screams TGTBT.

[QUOTE=Ridley1991;6192630]There are some well known places in this city, but if anyone is heading there I had a great time a few weeks ago. Regular AMP, sexy thin girls with natural C and great long hard nipples. Very sensual massage only HJ but with top up pants down and FIV. The best part was when she leaned over me still jerking and the dirty talk whispered in my ear was awesome. Definitely going back there next time I'm in town.[/QUOTE]We all love Madison, Minnesota. It's an AMP mecca:-S.

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Anyone tried it with success?[/QUOTE]Stay away bro. Way to many flags.

Tried Relax in Burnsville last time I was in the area. Stopped in Midafternoon, only one person working, nobody else there. Decent massage. 6 for 45. Nothing else to report unfortunately. YMMV.

This popped up while I was scouting today.

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So, does anyone know if she is active again?

Has some fun with her before the pandemic.

[QUOTE=Loran70;6196909]This popped up while I was scouting today.

[URL]https://hot.com/us/mn/burnsville/escorts/gallery/nadia/m-7xHO[/URL]

So, does anyone know if she is active again?

Has some fun with her before the pandemic.[/QUOTE]Did you? How was it, had an appt years ago drove all the way out there to her place and stopped messaging. Waste of time, possibly second chance if worth it. I heard rumblings she's not all there.

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Anyone tried it with success?[/QUOTE]Phone number looks suspicious and the prices are listed. You're asking for trouble going into a session with rates advertised. Even though the advertisement is for a massage, the last picture clearly shows a sex act.

So I took the plunge last Friday and visited the table shower joint in Shoreview ya'll hinted me to. Honest review time.

Small, dingy place. Nothing like the photos show. Those are all probably the White Bear Lake location. There was just 1 lady there, older mamasan type, 50 at least. I had to wait for another monger to get wrapped up. She escorted me to a really small massage table room. It was kinda like the main office room with a computer and random shit. With a massage table in it. Very weird.

Got naked, threw on a robe, headed to the table shower room. This room was easily the dingiest room in the joint. Very worn in, looked like a bathroom in east Asia. The table itself was ok, the mat I laid on was very aged. The shower itself was quite nice though. Cleaned up the under carriage quite nicely. She gave a nice tease to the little guy. Gripped him nice and used the showerhead to spray him for a good 20 seconds. Not much more tease than that. I felt great afterwards.

Got done, toweled off, headed to the table. The massage was okay, but she did no lower back massage. I also kinda hated the hot stones. The most tease she did on the table was cup my crack with her hand and say "massage here too? This sucked, since the tease is one of my favorite parts of this. Flipped and she got to work on little guy with some oil.

This is the part where she quite literally had me by the balls. I was rock hard and she was stroking away when she started negotiation. I wasn't aware, but sje was charging 125 for the shower and 30 minutes of massage itself. She was hassling me for an additional 80 on top. Hell to the fucking no way this was a 2 bill kinda visit. Unfortunately, at this point my big head wasn't thinking too well. I haggled down to a 55 tip, making this a 180 visit. Jesus christ, that's more than I pay for a 2 pop session at my favorite joint. She mived and sat in the table inbetween my legs for the finish. I'd never tried that, so I guess that's nice. She declined a request for prostate massage. No surprise there.

She finished up, milked him good after she finished, handed me a towel to wipe down and left. WTF, I usually get wiped down with a hot towel nice and personally. This was the last sour note. I wiped myself down (cock and balls still oily because the towel wasn't hot), threw on my shit, paid, and left as quick as I could.

I have to say, I loved the table shower. It's a god damned shame this is the only place to get one with L1! If anyone has any other good to go table shower + L1 joints, really please let me know. I guess I TOFTT here, but I got to give this joint a no-go ya'll.

TL; DR: I finally know the joy of table showers, but also the agony that is the lack of good places in the TC that have them.

[QUOTE=TxxFxx;6196776]Tried Relax in Burnsville last time I was in the area. Stopped in Midafternoon, only one person working, nobody else there. Decent massage. 6 for 45. Nothing else to report unfortunately. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Relax oasis? Which one. There are two.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;6197756]Relax oasis? Which one. There are two.[/QUOTE]Yes, Relax Oasis.