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[QUOTE=Just E; 1586249][url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/true75-naughtiest-75angel-in-balt75thick-come75-punish75-me-please-20/5853636[/url]

Was out of state so didn't get a chance to post this up. Saw reviews were decent so gave a call. She picked up and I was on my way. Second call wasn't answered at first. But, she called back about 5 minutes later. Was getting ready so no problems there. Arrived at Private and descrete location. Was warned that there would be two females in the hallway and not to worry. She is thicker than pictures, but not a deal breaker. Just a little baby fat. She was a little reserved at first, but opened up later. Definately a pleaser. Would and will repeat. Was very friendly afterwards.[/QUOTE]Whats up with her spellings tho. Was she trying to not spell right? Is that a thing?

[QUOTE=Laxman #2;1587052]Welcome to the Baltimore forum! Please be advised that all members are mobilizing to research your request for information and that we will be back to you with a detailed report shortly. Please hold your breath until we do so.[/QUOTE]Recently I've been accused of not having a sense of humor.


Knock knock.
Who's there?

Go fuck yourself.


[b]Don't forget to RTFF.[/b]

The baltimore monger research division is slow this time of year.



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[QUOTE=JankMaster;1586875]1st was gud. So I saw her again. The 2nd time she was just a freak monster. Just let me kill the pu. Why like nothing. Choking. Slapping. Gagging with the mic. 1.00 for the half. Well worth it. Is she a model. Hell no. Is she a beast. Hell no. She's a average chick. Clean. Young. And love to be banged out. No clock. The longer you can kill it the better. If you can get her to come you can stay 4ever[/QUOTE]I could not believe how close she was to the house I grew up in (still have family there ). I found she was not that big as some have suggested and she did not smoke during the session, immediately afterwards yes. She got comfortable with me fast, and she was very interested in what we have to say in this board and other boards, she is very young and eager to please and I verified she is into the things other members say she did with them. I found the apartment to be ok and clean enough. She is a bargain and plenty, on the menu and covered so as to keep both of us safe. I also found her attractive, I really liked her pale skin, but the tats are not my thing. I will repeat, during the day and never at night in my old neighborhood, and she is from south of Baltimore by the way.

[QUOTE=HeatFan01;1587359]At first I did not know if she was LE I was very nervous, I didn't call but as a couple days went by I saw she posted multiple times. Finally I called she answered she sounded very cute and was very nice she gave me her rates and I asked address she said she would text it to me. A couple minutes pass and I recieved her text so I headed on my way I arrived about 45 mins I called and she gave me her room number it was a nice hotel I knocked on her door and when she opened I couldn't believe it was her! Her pictures are legit. Lauren has great converstion and was very excellent she started with a CBJ and we did a few positions and I finished doggy. It was well worth the wait and she can suck a mean cock! I reccomend if you are close to the laurel area you go see her.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum and congrats on your first posting but a link would be nice.

[QUOTE=BigDonkey;1588895]Welcome to the forum and congrats on your first posting but a link would be nice.[/QUOTE][url]Http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brunette-bombshell-100-real-photos-20/6187718[/url]

Saw okay reviews on the other review site. She used to work out of an apartment in District Heights, but is apparently now stuck working out of hotels.

Low-rent motel in Laurel. She's a smoker, which is always a bummer. Thick body, not fat (little bit of a tummy). Paid 0. 6 for a quickie. Okay performance.

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[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1587458]It's kind of funny that you ask the exact question I used as a hypothetical.[/QUOTE]I remember a long time ago I came on here and was flamed for asking a simple question. This guy thought that because he knew of the site beforehand even though at that time I had been a monger for over 12 years on my own that he had that right to be a rude just because he saw a opportunity. WHY! You can gently tell someone where to get the information or to just read the site and do a little research. As long as they are not rude with the question then why be rude in the answering of the question. My problem is this. Most of the guys in here that are rude to others would never do that in a public venue. They certainly would never do that to the face of this unknown monger. To sit in a comfort of a home eating peanut butter cookies and dropping crumbs on your stomach and waiting for the opportunity of flame someone in a public forum with a computer shows no balls at all. That is like talking shit to someone that you had a argument with and then knowing that you can get away with it because you are driving your car past them and they can not catch you. That is a cowards away out. Sitting behind a computer is the same thing to most of us on the Baltimore Board. There is no need for it. I know I know that there were some in the past that use to flame guys like it was no tomorrow and laugh about it with the others that liked to do that also. Ok I get it. But there comes a time when you come full circle with yourself and you have to use the ole clump of mass above the neck. Just because someone is asking questions on the site and is new to the site does not mean that he is new to mongering. Hell he could have been mongering longer than you. He may have a wealth of information to give to the whole board in general and could help all of us out. But because he was flamed for asking a question, he leaves the board and we hear none of his knowledge. Who looses? We do as a member of this board. Just because someone wanted to take the opportunity to do something rude to another monger by flaming them and getting a short laugh out of it.

Just my two cents.

Happy Hunting

[QUOTE=BigDonkey;1588895]Welcome to the forum and congrats on your first posting but a link would be nice.[/QUOTE]Is she Heather or Holly from Catonsville?

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;1587042]That's right, you swipe the card thru her ass cheeks with the magnetic side facing the left cheek! If you need cash back, the money spits out thru her kitty![/QUOTE]I guess she has one of those swipes on her phone. But that would be way to dangerous because she would be swiping you info well after you are done with service. LOL.

Happy Hunting

[QUOTE=Bman39;1588030]I could not believe how close she was to the house I grew up in (still have family there ). I found she was not that big as some have suggested and she did not smoke during the session, immediately afterwards yes. She got comfortable with me fast, and she was very interested in what we have to say in this board and other boards, she is very young and eager to please and I verified she is into the things other members say she did with them. I found the apartment to be ok and clean enough. She is a bargain and plenty, on the menu and covered so as to keep both of us safe. I also found her attractive, I really liked her pale skin, but the tats are not my thing. I will repeat, during the day and never at night in my old neighborhood, and she is from south of Baltimore by the way.[/QUOTE]Not sure if you were referring to my review. But, she was far from fat. I use "baby fat" as a good term. I personally like them to have a little meat. I enjoyed her time to the utmost. And will be bouncing back that way soon. To me she was very cool to me. And had the most personallity out of the few I have meet.

[QUOTE=Bman39;1588030]I could not believe how close she was to the house I grew up in (still have family there ). I found she was not that big as some have suggested and she did not smoke during the session, immediately afterwards yes. She got comfortable with me fast, and she was very interested in what we have to say in this board and other boards, she is very young and eager to please and I verified she is into the things other members say she did with them. I found the apartment to be ok and clean enough. She is a bargain and plenty, on the menu and covered so as to keep both of us safe. I also found her attractive, I really liked her pale skin, but the tats are not my thing. I will repeat, during the day and never at night in my old neighborhood, and she is from south of Baltimore by the way.[/QUOTE]Not sure if you were referring to my review. But, she was far from fat. I use "baby fat" as a good term. I personally like them to have a little meat. I enjoyed her time to the utmost. And will be bouncing back that way soon. To me she was very cool to me. And had the most personallity out of the few I have meet.

[QUOTE=Punished; 1589430]I guess she has one of those swipes on her phone. But that would be way to dangerous because she would be swiping you info well after you are done with service. LOL.

Happy Hunting[/QUOTE]I saw a provider who accepted credit cards before. You actually have to insert the card in their snatch like a slot. The card won't come out until the card is accepted and the funds are hers. Unfortunately for me the card got stuck and I never saw it again.

[QUOTE=Punished; 1589369]I remember a long time ago I came on here and was flamed for asking a simple question. This guy thought that because he knew of the site beforehand even though at that time I had been a monger for over 12 years on my own that he had that right to be a rude just because he saw a opportunity. WHY! You can gently tell someone where to get the information or to just read the site and do a little research. As long as they are not rude with the question then why be rude in the answering of the question. Just because someone is asking questions on the site and is new to the site does not mean that he is new to mongering. Hell he could have been mongering longer than you. He may have a wealth of information to give to the whole board in general and could help all of us out. But because he was flamed for asking a question, he leaves the board and we hear none of his knowledge. Who looses? We do as a member of this board. Just because someone wanted to take the opportunity to do something rude to another monger by flaming them and getting a short laugh out of it.[/QUOTE]Part of your post suggests that you didn't even read mine. I wrote that if a newbie asks politely, he should get a polite push to go find the info for himself, and then come back.

On the other hand, the vast majority of people who show up asking "where is the best BBBJ" and "who has a hot skinny FS provider for me" will take as much as they can, while never returning with any info. They usually don't even come back to say "thanks for the lead."

It's the same as the guy who always wants to bum a dollar, or a cigarette, or your power tools. He's bumming them because he doesn't do a damn thing to have any of his own, and if does get some, he won't look for you to repay the favor.

Have you ever been asked for money by a beggar overseas? As you as you give one of them a handout, you're besieged by 100 more who want something too. The best policy is to not give anything to one, or you'll have to deal with all of them.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1591785]Part of your post suggests that you didn't even read mine. I wrote that if a newbie asks politely, he should get a polite push to go find the info for himself, and then come back.

On the other hand, the vast majority of people who show up asking "where is the best BBBJ" and "who has a hot skinny FS provider for me" will take as much as they can, while never returning with any info. They usually don't even come back to say "thanks for the lead."

It's the same as the guy who always wants to bum a dollar, or a cigarette, or your power tools. He's bumming them because he doesn't do a damn thing to have any of his own, and if does get some, he won't look for you to repay the favor.

Have you ever been asked for money by a beggar overseas? As you as you give one of them a handout, you're besieged by 100 more who want something too. The best policy is to not give anything to one, or you'll have to deal with all of them.[/QUOTE]Actually yes I have been begged for money overseas in several countries when I was stationed there. But that is what the site is for. Gathering intel, Acknowledging Intel, and Giving Intel to the new guys that do not know anything about the area. If we are to keep everything to ourselves, then Jackson made this site for the wrong reasons. I get hammered all the time by people that have not given much or nothing to the site about Swers in the area and I just have to make a choice to either help them or not. But at the same time it is what the site is calling for. To help others. So usually I give them some advice before giving information if they have 0 to 10 input into the site. They appreciate the honesty and take it as me helping them. Either way, this is what the site is for, the flaming of newer personnel to the forum does nothing but bring rift to a site that has way to much drama with others thinking that because they knew of or gained access to the site before others, that they think that they have the right to just be mean spirited to others. This is not a high school. That is all I was saying.

Either way. Have a great day and take care.

Happy hunting

[QUOTE=Just E; 1586242][url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-two-the-areanew-girl-from-africaclassy-nasty-and-discreet-vip-entertainment-60-18/5896446[/url]

Had some free time and had seen ads so decided to check out Ms. Egypt. Made first call was told to call back in a half hour. From there basic Two call set up. Was told that hold up was because room was being cleaned. So, that was acceptable. Room was a nice setup with candles and music. Was told from the start no oral skills available due to new piercing. And was given the out if that was a problem. Gave me something to look forward to if we cross paths again. All and all was good from my limited experience. Will look out for her in the future.[/QUOTE]She's been on my to-do list for a couple of weeks, are the pics pretty accurate?