Strip Club Reports

Finally got a chance to meet up with this girl after months of schedule conflicts. All that has been said is true. Cute, cool, fun girl. Will repeat.

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Laugh all you want, but when the stripper sat on my lap those rubber pants let out a big juicy queef. The only thing I could think to say was,"sorry, lactose intolerant".

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1685286]I remember his post back on 1-28 and to tell you the truth was curious about the outcum. There are other ways of handling the situation. Bring a second pair of undies and change as needed. Get a vasectomy, less junk is spilled. Wear some nice cream colored pants to camouflage it. Stick some Bounty down your pants strategically placed for the absorption factor. Wear a pad (it works for women). You can do what I do. Get a super magnum cut the tip off and pull it all the way up your thighs. That way your calf hair won't stick to the couch. It's the only use I have for a magnum anyway.

Ilapp if you wore the pants you could have pissed in the bag without leakage. Do they make those pants with bags that Big?

FF.

PS. When I get dances from freckled ladies, I wear my baseball pants.[/QUOTE]

My last post is in the wrong section. I meant to put it in the providers section.

[QUOTE=West Central;1681921]I should have said "most clubs" somewhere in there.[/QUOTE]No, you were right. BBF doesn't have their girls on a payroll. I ask the girls strip club business related questions all the time. It's boring to them but I work in accounting so it's interesting to me and they answer my questions to humor me because they want me to like them enough to buy lap dances off them. If a BBF girl sells zero dances, she walks out at the end of her shift with zero dollars. Maybe there is some way they are considered on "payroll" legally without actually getting paid anything but they aren't on a payroll the way most people think of that term. Thanks for the suggestions. I think I can combine what you, Freckle Freak and Jcat said into a strategy that will work better than what I've been doing in trying to find girls. I like regulars better but don't like driving half an hour and finding out my regular isn't there. Regulars especially work better at BBF. I always had a problem there with asking girls stageside for lapdances and then they would forget to show up at my table. I got a couple regular girls there and when I ask for lapdances up at the stage they always remember and come around.

[QUOTE=Roy Cat;1687777]No, you were right. BBF doesn't have their girls on a payroll.[/QUOTE]Walk to the right of the main bar and then left turn in the open area towards the office. Look at all those time cards. Think it is only the staff?

[QUOTE=Roy Cat;1687777]No, you were right. BBF doesn't have their girls on a payroll. I ask the girls strip club business related questions all the time. It's boring to them but I work in accounting so it's interesting to me and they answer my questions to humor me because they want me to like them enough to buy lap dances off them. If a BBF girl sells zero dances, she walks out at the end of her shift with zero dollars. Maybe there is some way they are considered on "payroll" legally without actually getting paid anything but they aren't on a payroll the way most people think of that term. Thanks for the suggestions. I think I can combine what you, Freckle Freak and Jcat said into a strategy that will work better than what I've been doing in trying to find girls. I like regulars better but don't like driving half an hour and finding out my regular isn't there. Regulars especially work better at BBF. I always had a problem there with asking girls stageside for lapdances and then they would forget to show up at my table. I got a couple regular girls there and when I ask for lapdances up at the stage they always remember and come around.[/QUOTE]Roy Cat, that's interesting because I was talking to Kristina (works nights at BBF. She's new. She came from Classy) and she said they do get paid an hourly rate. She said a little over 2 dollars an hour. She was telling me all kinds of other details about how BBF was better than Classy, as far as tip outs and other things. I'll be honest I wasn't paying much attention. I was 2 grey goose and sprites in and was probably thinking about my third. She coulda been lying or mistaken. Who knows. Anyway good luck with the BBF ladies.

An update on Princess, because I know you guys care so much about my quests for a strippers' love. Alas, it was just stripper talk as Princess texted me back only once and has not shown any interest outside the club. I have not given up. I shall keep at it, even though it means I have to go to Club Paradise. The worse thing that can happen is I get unbelievable, high mileage, lap dances from a sexy, young spinner that doesn't want to hang out with me. I'm going to need a lot of twenties (and tens for Tuesdays).

Headed to BBF on Thursday afternoon. Sat there for awhile tipping at the stage until along came XXX (pm me for her name) Decent bod and nice boobs. I've never done the VIP before but she talked me into it. $200 for 30 minutes. I know, I know. That's a rip off but I didn't have time nor the balls to do anything different. Anywho, it was great. Lotsa DFK and of course touching is highly encouraged. Good times. I left happy. Next day, had lunch there and had a couple dances from Cinnamon. Very enjoyable!

[QUOTE=IndianaGuy68;1687917]Headed to BBF on Thursday afternoon. Sat there for awhile tipping at the stage until along came XXX (pm me for her name) Decent bod and nice boobs. I've never done the VIP before but she talked me into it. $200 for 30 minutes. I know, I know. That's a rip off but I didn't have time nor the balls to do anything different. Anywho, it was great. Lotsa DFK and of course touching is highly encouraged. Good times. I left happy. Next day, had lunch there and had a couple dances from Cinnamon. Very enjoyable![/QUOTE]Cinnamon's dances are very enjoyable. I was there Thursday too and had a young guy sitting at the table next to me ask me who gives the best dances there. I told him girls are coming and going all the time and some of them may not still be there but my favorites are Cinnamon, Asia, Starla, Mika, Jordan, Cali, Harley, Mia, Malaya, Ariel and Charlie. Charlie is the best. I love her lapdances. Very gentle and sensual dances from a beautiful and exotic looking girl. I find if I go around three in the afternoon I have both the day girls to pick from and then also the midshift girls as they come in.

[QUOTE=IndianaGuy68;1687917]Headed to BBF on Thursday afternoon. Sat there for awhile tipping at the stage until along came XXX (pm me for her name) Decent bod and nice boobs. I've never done the VIP before but she talked me into it. $200 for 30 minutes. I know, I know. That's a rip off but I didn't have time nor the balls to do anything different. Anywho, it was great. Lotsa DFK and of course touching is highly encouraged. Good times. I left happy. Next day, had lunch there and had a couple dances from Cinnamon. Very enjoyable![/QUOTE]Hmm last time I was here it was 100 for half hour. Wonder if that was cause it was a weekend vs weekday. Glad you had fun. Touching is new at this location.

[QUOTE=AsianK;1688691]Hmm last time I was here it was 100 for half hour. Wonder if that was cause it was a weekend vs weekday. Glad you had fun. Touching is new at this location.[/QUOTE]The $100/30 min is the VIP room and to me it's the best option. The $200/30 min is the brass room and its private. Only you and the girl are in there. I've done that option but to me it's more of a rip off. The more you pay the more privacy you get. No matter what you choose it's all fun.

Happy hunting out there fellas

Went to Brads last night, and it was a decent time. Skyla was the first to approach me, I found her pretty hot, but didn't want to pull the trigger quite yet. Went to the rail and got a good rail grind from kitten, asked her to stop by, she never did. Took me damn near 30 minutes to get "Omni?" away from my table. A very drunk redhead who I was not the least bit attracted to. I straight told her 7 times I would not get a dance from here and she would not leave, super Had an audition for a girl named princess, she looked good from the back row, but up close her teeth or jacked up. Finally found Kimmy, got a couple dances with her in the back. YOung blond, just my style. She gave a good roaming hand dance but nothing more. But it was at least high contact and sensual.

[QUOTE=OneInTheDugout;1689386]Went to Brads last night, and it was a decent time. Skyla was the first to approach me, I found her pretty hot, but didn't want to pull the trigger quite yet. Went to the rail and got a good rail grind from kitten, asked her to stop by, she never did. Took me damn near 30 minutes to get "Omni?" away from my table. A very drunk redhead who I was not the least bit attracted to. I straight told her 7 times I would not get a dance from here and she would not leave, super Had an audition for a girl named princess, she looked good from the back row, but up close her teeth or jacked up. Finally found Kimmy, got a couple dances with her in the back. YOung blond, just my style. She gave a good roaming hand dance but nothing more. But it was at least high contact and sensual.[/QUOTE]'Been a long time since I wasted time in a strip club, but when I used to often, I found the easiest way to lose a leech was to finish my drink and hit the rest room. Take plenty of time, come back and if she's still there, find a new seat. Bu finishing your drink first, you have no further tie to the table. Way better than trying to explain you're just not interested.

TA2

[QUOTE=Bromad1972;1687843]Walk to the right of the main bar and then left turn in the open area towards the office. Look at all those time cards. Think it is only the staff?[/QUOTE]I can confirm with 100% certainty that the girls there are on payroll. They get $2 something an hour the way a server anywhere does. They get a W-2 and everything.

[QUOTE=Roy Cat;1688593]Cinnamon's dances are very enjoyable. I was there Thursday too and had a young guy sitting at the table next to me ask me who gives the best dances there. I told him girls are coming and going all the time and some of them may not still be there but my favorites are Cinnamon, Asia, Starla, Mika, Jordan, Cali, Harley, Mia, Malaya, Ariel and Charlie. Charlie is the best. I love her lapdances. Very gentle and sensual dances from a beautiful and exotic looking girl. I find if I go around three in the afternoon I have both the day girls to pick from and then also the midshift girls as they come in.[/QUOTE]We have similar tastes. Cali is the best for extremely good mileage. Ariel is great if you just want to have a great time. She's cool as shit.

[QUOTE=OneInTheDugout;1689386]Went to Brads last night, and it was a decent time. Skyla was the first to approach me, I found her pretty hot, but didn't want to pull the trigger quite yet. Went to the rail and got a good rail grind from kitten, asked her to stop by, she never did. Took me damn near 30 minutes to get "Omni?" away from my table. A very drunk redhead who I was not the least bit attracted to. I straight told her 7 times I would not get a dance from here and she would not leave, super Had an audition for a girl named princess, she looked good from the back row, but up close her teeth or jacked up. Finally found Kimmy, got a couple dances with her in the back. YOung blond, just my style. She gave a good roaming hand dance but nothing more. But it was at least high contact and sensual.[/QUOTE]Is the Princess you speak of have braces and a really short, spinner type?