Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=NotANewbie;3625123]Here is my latest list from Cheeks and dancer Reviews. Note that not even going to mention extras availability as for the most part " that ship has sailed).

Natasha- Gorgeous (I'm still in love) a lot of fun- great conversation and that body! Very classy.

Kitty- beautiful and classy- reminds me of that mom who you see at the kids school who you just would love to see without clothes.

Nova. Mixed raced young lady -a lot of fun and may just have the best ass of any woman on the planet. Good dances.

Kyle- SEXY- makes you think that you are the only man in her life, love to watch her walk, great dances.

Jade- incredible body, a lot of fun, very outgoing personality. She could be the next Mrs. Notanewbie.

Kat- ok, I'm seriously in "like" with this drop dead gorgeous mixed race young lady. Absolutely stunning face and body and that smile!

Baby- another pretty mixed race young lady. Good dances, sweet.

Devin- very pretty, nice naturals, a lot of fun.

Ivy- stunning young reddish hair with an incredible body. Dances are good.

Princess- very, very pretty young lady. Brown hair, gorgeous eyes and a killer bod. Really good, intimate dances. I could be " in like" .

Storm- INCREDIBLE! I actually love her (ok, in a big brother type of way) She just has that something that makes you want to take her and give her a big hug. Very sexy with a great body. A must see.

Piper- beautiful and just an absolutely sweet and sexy young lady. Haven't had a dance yet but friends speak highly of her.

I'm sure that I'm forgetting some but don't do nearly as many dances as I used to. HAPPY HUNTING.

Notanewbie.

SELF ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE " CREEPY OLD GUYS" CLUB.[/QUOTE]Here are a few more that I've got to know and some updates.

Alexa- (Cheeks) sexy as hell, does this thing with her hair covering one eye that drives me a little nuts. She's a little shy but fun once you get to know her.

Jay- (Living Room) -what can I say? Reminds me a whole lot of Julia Roberts in Pretty Wonan. Unbelievably sexy and sweet with a body to stop traffic. Dances are amazing (LEGAL).

DAKOTA- (LR) newer girl, really pretty with a great personality. A lot of fun in dances (LEGAL).

CLEMENTINE- (Cheeks) really pretty and sweet blonde young lady. A lot of fun, great personality, a friend said she gave very good dances, haven't tried myself.

CHAMPAGNE- (Cheeks) pretty, long dark hair on thin side. Really good dances (Legal).

All of these are worth your time and hard earned $$ add to this list.

Totally agree with you on Ivy and Princess.

I'll have to do a taste test and form my own opinion of Alexa. It's nice to have a reason for going. (At least that's what I'm telling myself.).

[QUOTE=NotANewbie;3736873]Here are a few more that I've got to know and some updates.

Alexa- (Cheeks) sexy as hell, does this thing with her hair covering one eye that drives me a little nuts. She's a little shy but fun once you get to know her.

Jay- (Living Room) -what can I say? Reminds me a whole lot of Julia Roberts in Pretty Wonan. Unbelievably sexy and sweet with a body to stop traffic. Dances are amazing (LEGAL).

DAKOTA- (LR) newer girl, really pretty with a great personality. A lot of fun in dances (LEGAL).

CLEMENTINE- (Cheeks) really pretty and sweet blonde young lady. A lot of fun, great personality, a friend said she gave very good dances, haven't tried myself.

CHAMPAGNE- (Cheeks) pretty, long dark hair on thin side. Really good dances (Legal).

All of these are worth your time and hard earned $$ add to this list.[/QUOTE]

Kennedy. Very petite, quiet, shy (for a stripper). Very nice body and natural breasts. Grinder dancer with a nice ass. No extras.

Lani. Very pretty mixed girl (whute asian). Such potential. Such a waste of time in couch room. Lame.

Natasha. Final had a chance. Def a nice woman who gives you your money worth. A for sure 2 for 1 girl.

I went to NY NY Saturday night, I got there almost midnight. Anyway the place seems promising for the COG brigade because I had this little spinner sitting on my lap for quite some time chatting (you guys know I'm from the slurpers brigade so no so excited) anyways I saw other girls taking care of their patrons in the same way, I guess is allowed. Took dances (forgot her name), not so bad but still no grinding dances as used to be at the Harem, spinner let me slurp a little but hesitant so don't worry for the cameras I saw they are pointing to blind spots, I felt like the songs where shorter but it might be due to the fact I was feeling good already LOL unfortunately I ended up with blue balls. I offered 3 Benji's for a takeout and she turned down.

I'm losing my hope on the clubs around this area, these young girls aren't greedy enough so I've been following boards from near cities but that's where I need you opinion about what city should I go mongering with a 90%+ success rate of having grinding dances, intense slurping and takeouts or in site fun. My options are Indy, motor city, CBUS and Cleveland, thoughts?

[QUOTE=IGiveVitaminD;3740002]I went to NY NY Saturday night, I got there almost midnight. Anyway the place seems promising for the COG brigade because I had this little spinner sitting on my lap for quite some time chatting (you guys know I'm from the slurpers brigade so no so excited) anyways I saw other girls taking care of their patrons in the same way, I guess is allowed. Took dances (forgot her name), not so bad but still no grinding dances as used to be at the Harem, spinner let me slurp a little but hesitant so don't worry for the cameras I saw they are pointing to blind spots, I felt like the songs where shorter but it might be due to the fact I was feeling good already LOL unfortunately I ended up with blue balls. I offered 3 Benji's for a takeout and she turned down.

I'm losing my hope on the clubs around this area, these young girls aren't greedy enough so I've been following boards from near cities but that's where I need you opinion about what city should I go mongering with a 90%+ success rate of having grinding dances, intense slurping and takeouts or in site fun. My options are Indy, motor city, CBUS and Cleveland, thoughts?[/QUOTE]Check out the Louisville boards. It looks like you need to take a trip to Foxy Ladies. Of course you will be able to find what you want in Detroit too, but I don't like having to look over my shoulder the whole night.

[QUOTE=IGiveVitaminD;3740002]I went to NY NY Saturday night, I got there almost midnight. Anyway the place seems promising for the COG brigade because I had this little spinner sitting on my lap for quite some time chatting (you guys know I'm from the slurpers brigade so no so excited) anyways I saw other girls taking care of their patrons in the same way, I guess is allowed. Took dances (forgot her name), not so bad but still no grinding dances as used to be at the Harem, spinner let me slurp a little but hesitant so don't worry for the cameras I saw they are pointing to blind spots, I felt like the songs where shorter but it might be due to the fact I was feeling good already LOL unfortunately I ended up with blue balls. I offered 3 Benji's for a takeout and she turned down.

I'm losing my hope on the clubs around this area, these young girls aren't greedy enough so I've been following boards from near cities but that's where I need you opinion about what city should I go mongering with a 90%+ success rate of having grinding dances, intense slurping and takeouts or in site fun. My options are Indy, motor city, CBUS and Cleveland, thoughts?[/QUOTE]Indy, Rio's, Brad's, PT's and others. Motor city, any area clubs around the Detroit metropolitan area, preferably not in Detroit proper with the exception of Collisium.

[QUOTE=IGiveVitaminD;3740002]I went to NY NY Saturday night, I got there almost midnight. Anyway the place seems promising for the COG brigade because I had this little spinner sitting on my lap for quite some time chatting (you guys know I'm from the slurpers brigade so no so excited) anyways I saw other girls taking care of their patrons in the same way, I guess is allowed. Took dances (forgot her name), not so bad but still no grinding dances as used to be at the Harem, spinner let me slurp a little but hesitant so don't worry for the cameras I saw they are pointing to blind spots, I felt like the songs where shorter but it might be due to the fact I was feeling good already LOL unfortunately I ended up with blue balls. I offered 3 Benji's for a takeout and she turned down.

I'm losing my hope on the clubs around this area, these young girls aren't greedy enough so I've been following boards from near cities but that's where I need you opinion about what city should I go mongering with a 90%+ success rate of having grinding dances, intense slurping and takeouts or in site fun. My options are Indy, motor city, CBUS and Cleveland, thoughts?[/QUOTE]If your headed to Cleveland stop by the low end clubs in Akron for whatever you want. Several that offer FS in club and outcall is readily available. Makes the pastie law in SW and Central Ohio laughable.

Evidently I had a lot of spare time in February. Met with accountant this morning. $3100 in "Entertainment expenses" in month of February! Do you think I can get the girls to give me a receipt for tax purposes? Who knew that this could cost so much money?

[QUOTE=Bkbh1;3740544]If your headed to Cleveland stop by the low end clubs in Akron for whatever you want. Several that offer FS in club and outcall is readily available. Makes the pastie law in SW and Central Ohio laughable.[/QUOTE]When I lived in NE Ohio 20 some years ago, there were a few gentleman's clubs on the road next to the Good Year Blimp hangers. AS stated Akron is a friendly city. If you are going a bit further SE of Akron, reports have it that there are 2 very friendly AMPs in the Warren area. I gleaned that from the Warren forum.

Whoa! I was totally going to buy you a Dew next time I made the trip up that way, but now I feel as if I should put that money towards an intervention.

[QUOTE=NotANewbie;3741669]Evidently I had a lot of spare time in February. Met with accountant this morning. $3100 in "Entertainment expenses" in month of February! Do you think I can get the girls to give me a receipt for tax purposes? Who knew that this could cost so much money?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NotANewbie;3741669]Evidently I had a lot of spare time in February. Met with accountant this morning. $3100 in "Entertainment expenses" in month of February! Do you think I can get the girls to give me a receipt for tax purposes? Who knew that this could cost so much money?[/QUOTE]I knew to the tune of $5468 in 2011. But boy did I have fun. But things were different back then. Nude couch dances were the norm and otc was readily available at all of the clubs for the right price. But I won't ever do it again. All that money spent and nothing to show for it.

[QUOTE=NotANewbie;3741669]Evidently I had a lot of spare time in February. Met with accountant this morning. $3100 in "Entertainment expenses" in month of February! Do you think I can get the girls to give me a receipt for tax purposes? Who knew that this could cost so much money?[/QUOTE]Just for the record, note my user name.

[QUOTE=NotANewbie;3741669]Evidently I had a lot of spare time in February. Met with accountant this morning. $3100 in "Entertainment expenses" in month of February! Do you think I can get the girls to give me a receipt for tax purposes? Who knew that this could cost so much money?[/QUOTE]You can buy a lot of high quality prime meat for $3,100.

[QUOTE=TheDaytimer;3741945]You can buy a lot of high quality prime meat for $3,100.[/QUOTE]Thrill of the hunt versus the sure thing. Why do guys go sit in a tree in December hoping to shoot a deer instead of going to the local butcher shop?

[QUOTE=StripJunkie;3742265]Thrill of the hunt versus the sure thing. Why do guys go sit in a tree in December hoping to shoot a deer instead of going to the local butcher shop?[/QUOTE]Strip Junkie, that is the absolute best description ever! There is nothing better for me than that thrill of talking to a young gorgeous woman and convincing her that her life will be better for having gone out with me! It has gotten a little old lately probably because I have met a WOMAN that I am seriously interested in. She is 30 and we are taking it really slow but I'm hopeful that she will be taking the NEWB off the market. "Thrill of the Hunt. " BRILLIANT!