OMG I think I popped a turd out laughing at this post! Sorry man, that's a really sh!tty experience!
Hang in there!
-LCB.
[QUOTE=StreetTroller;3493988]I was in a hurry and impulsively picked up an SW named Lisa, about 5' 8' and brunette with the kind of body I like. She looked okay from a distance but was a bit rough once she got in. She recognized me from a few years ago though she didn't look familiar to me at all. After awhile I finally remembered who she was and wow have her looks really declined, she used to be attractive with a great body. I was going to drop her back off but because I knew her I decided to give her a chance and go for a BBBJ and then head for home. I wanted her naked so as I was taking her clothes off I noticed a slight odor as I pulled her panties off. Something gooey stuck to my finger and I couldn't get if off, when I looked up close I realized that it was a turd.
A turd.
I asked her how she could let herself go to the point that she doesn't care if she is clean, walking around with poopy pants like a toddler, and she shrugged as if she didn't care. No embarrassment, no awkwardness, just "oh well". I kicked her out right there, naked and all. I had to look closely on my seat to be sure that she didn't smear any turds all over my car. I've never had anything like this happen before. About a month ago I had an SW who got blood all over my car after she had a bleeding foot, which she declined to inform me about ahead of time, and now this incident with the turd. Things just keep getting worse and worse out there. Watch your vehicles, these girls will trash them and not care.[/QUOTE]
