EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=FullyMooned;5353823]This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.[/QUOTE]What is AH? Looking for a Euro massage and this looks promising.

[QUOTE=Twiggy2076;4698994]Hey all,

I had luck with another one (message for details) but I did $100 for session and self-serve but I got to roam sans some clothing, her tits were in my face and she was very feely (except for junior). What worked for me was keeping a dialogue the entire time, stay friendly and engaged. They were tight dresses so I complimented her on her looks, mentioned how much I liked certain massages she did when she was testing the waters, and had success getting her boobs out. However, it was like pulling teeth to convince her to go further outside of self, and that seems to be the consensus. I however only tipped $50, as we did not talk price in the room, just mentioned I had some tipping cash to spare. Obvi like all here, YRMV.

That being said, the experience itself is quite pleasant and relaxing, I just wanted to go see someone after to take off the edge.[/QUOTE]Visited last week after a gap of 6 months. Dress code changed (loose black tee) and client's privates covered with a towel through the session. Therapist (Lanie) said a lot has changed, and no touching. Seemed like a waste of 100, and was asked a tip on top of that.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5376116]It took me 7 seconds to find the place you were talking about on Google and I had no previous knowledge of it.[/QUOTE]It reduces outside browser search recommendation

[QUOTE=BangWarrior;5376352]What is AH? Looking for a Euro massage and this looks promising.[/QUOTE]Arlington Heights.

[QUOTE=FullyMooned;5353823]This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.

Not many providers out there truly care about the customer experience and Irene delivers. She gives a good massage and everything else. I rank her one of the top providers in the area (AMP included) Pm for details.

[blue]I bumped this port to the top for a week for the guy who got banned for telling the OP to pull this because this chick doesn't like reviews.

Let me be clear, who fucking cares, no chicks like reviews, they love it when you guys are stupid and afraid, the only choice you need to make is do you keep your testicles in your nut sack or do you cut them out and hand them to her?

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I visited for the first time last week during the afternoon after calling to make an appointment. Had a woman named Nat*lya. Nice, probably in her 40's. Seemed to be the only one working there. There was only a towel to cover, so I got my hopes up. I only draped a little bit below the waist. I gave all the right signals, spread the legs during the lower half massage. But she always kept the folded towel along the midline between the legs. She did roam more than a professional masseuse would, but never grazed the goods. On the flip, I was not careful with the towel, but again she kept it along the midline. Left both legs exposed, but that's it. I didn't push the issue.

Overall, left with a decent hour-long massage with no extras. As always, YMMV.

[QUOTE=TooFull;5376914]I visited for the first time last week during the afternoon after calling to make an appointment. Had a woman named Nat*lya. Nice, probably in her 40's. Seemed to be the only one working there. There was only a towel to cover, so I got my hopes up. I only draped a little bit below the waist. I gave all the right signals, spread the legs during the lower half massage. But she always kept the folded towel along the midline between the legs. She did roam more than a professional masseuse would, but never grazed the goods. On the flip, I was not careful with the towel, but again she kept it along the midline. Left both legs exposed, but that's it. I didn't push the issue.

Overall, left with a decent hour-long massage with no extras. As always, YMMV.[/QUOTE]I had almost an identical experience, even hinted to extras with masked conversation. Absolutely wouldn't bite, kind of annoying, definitely a waste of time as it's not a good massage.

Anyone tried? I searched the phone and found nothing. That always worries me. Plus no nudity in photo.

[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/arlington-heights-il/6706220.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5380085]Anyone tried? I searched the phone and found nothing. That always worries me. Plus no nudity in photo.

[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/arlington-heights-il/6706220.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Number is not coming up anywhere on a google search and she's just a bit too pretty. No nudity isn't a big deal, it's meaningless but my spidey senses are going off on this one.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5380085]Anyone tried? I searched the phone and found nothing. That always worries me. Plus no nudity in photo.

[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/arlington-heights-il/6706220.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Looks really cute though. And could be really close to me if really in AH. I may TOFTT if she returns my text.

Still trying to resist the tits but my curiosity is leaning me to see her again if anything has changed. Massage was ok last time I saw her. Wondering if it gets better. PM is fine.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5380160]Still trying to resist the tits but my curiosity is leaning me to see her again if anything has changed. Massage was ok last time I saw her. Wondering if it gets better. PM is fine.[/QUOTE]Who are you talking about?

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5380085]Anyone tried? I searched the phone and found nothing. That always worries me. Plus no nudity in photo.

[URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/arlington-heights-il/6706220.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Use tineye. Photos are stolen.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5380294]Use tineye. Photos are stolen.[/QUOTE]Correct. Images are from a Russian TV drama called "Kitchen."

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5380160]Still trying to resist the tits but my curiosity is leaning me to see her again if anything has changed. Massage was ok last time I saw her. Wondering if it gets better. PM is fine.[/QUOTE]The rubber glove lady will never, ever let you touch her tits. I've tried many times. She is stealthy and simply moves just out of reach if you try.

Went to 1290 over the weekend. As soon as I walked in I could hear arguing coming from downstairs. Walked down and saw three women arguing with each other. Couldn't understand what they were saying but they were sure hot at one another. Arguing stopped after the woman I was seeing stepped back into the room. She apologized to me for it. But yikes, I thought they were going to kill each other.