Massage Parlor Reports

This should have started with an Irish guy walks into an Asian Massage parlor.

[QUOTE=IrishGuy11;4225022]This story would be funny unless it was you at the time.

A guy goes Sunday to IB for the first time and draws Anna. Cute but speaks zero English. Guy is led into a room, no mention of shower, pays for hour and Anna leaves. Guy gets undressed and lays facedown on table. 5 minutes later, Anna rushes in, saying "shower! Shower" and points to some other garments on chair. After several attempts to understand, guy thinks he hears "you put on. Shower" and Anna leaves again. Guy thinks maybe the pajama bottoms on the chair are their version of a bathrobe to the shower, and starts to put on. Realizes pants way too small. Then sees a tee shirt and tennis shoes also. Anna comes back in and grabs those clothes and leads guy to another room. Guy attempts to explain that they aren't his clothes. Tries to tell her that the clothes left in the other room are his clothes. Anna goes and switches out the clothes. Then saying "sorry sorry sorry" motions to lay on table. The entire time Mamasan is saying things disapprovingly to Anna and shaking her head.

Massage was good, ending was good. Take top off and BJ offered for more than I wanted to pay that day so standard finish. Oh wait did I say I, meant to say some guy. No discount was offered for putting on some other dudes' pjs. LOL.[/QUOTE]

I had an appt set up with Shaley last week. Made appt day before with no issues then texted morning of and got a response confirming our appt for that afternoon. Then texted an hour before appt and no responses then or since.

Really frustrating! I've had a couple of experiences before where one thing or another has come up and she had to cancel, but at least she was cool and communicated with me about it. Just a huge pain since I have to work out my schedule with much effort to be able to fit things in between work and plausible 'other' appts.

Anyone else seen her lately?

JZ.

[QUOTE=IrishGuy11;4225022]This story would be funny unless it was you at the time.

A guy goes Sunday to IB for the first time and draws Anna. Cute but speaks zero English. Guy is led into a room, no mention of shower, pays for hour and Anna leaves. Guy gets undressed and lays facedown on table. 5 minutes later, Anna rushes in, saying "shower! Shower" and points to some other garments on chair. After several attempts to understand, guy thinks he hears "you put on. Shower" and Anna leaves again. Guy thinks maybe the pajama bottoms on the chair are their version of a bathrobe to the shower, and starts to put on. Realizes pants way too small. Then sees a tee shirt and tennis shoes also. Anna comes back in and grabs those clothes and leads guy to another room. Guy attempts to explain that they aren't his clothes. Tries to tell her that the clothes left in the other room are his clothes. Anna goes and switches out the clothes. Then saying "sorry sorry sorry" motions to lay on table. The entire time Mamasan is saying things disapprovingly to Anna and shaking her head.

Massage was good, ending was good. Take top off and BJ offered for more than I wanted to pay that day so standard finish. Oh wait did I say I, meant to say some guy. No discount was offered for putting on some other dudes' pjs. LOL.[/QUOTE]Sounds like she missed Training Day.

I thank the customer that's been bringing food Everytime you visit. I have enjoyed your Pizza hut pizza, bread sticks, food from skyline chili. And the hot wings today. If you knew much about Chinese women you would know that they seldom like this kind of food. But I do so keep it coming LOL. Also the sea salt Carmel at Christmas I took home. They hate sugar anything.

[QUOTE=JoeZagnut;4226195]I had an appt set up with Shaley last week. Made appt day before with no issues then texted morning of and got a response confirming our appt for that afternoon. Then texted an hour before appt and no responses then or since.

Really frustrating! I've had a couple of experiences before where one thing or another has come up and she had to cancel, but at least she was cool and communicated with me about it. Just a huge pain since I have to work out my schedule with much effort to be able to fit things in between work and plausible 'other' appts.

Anyone else seen her lately?

JZ.[/QUOTE]That's her MO for a long time now. If you are lucky enough to actually see her, it's amazing! But, she's not reliable at all. Disappears for months then pops up when she needs money. Shame! She could retire early is she was full time for a cpl of years!

[QUOTE=Dtripod69;4225596]This should have started with an Irish guy walks into an Asian Massage parlor.[/QUOTE]I counted on this kind of creativity to take this a step further. Kind of like a caption contest.

[QUOTE=IrishGuy11;4227141]I counted on this kind of creativity to take this a step further. Kind of like a caption contest.[/QUOTE]You chose door number one, you won a tee shirt, shorts and a free table shower with a hairy fat guy.

So I saw Kendall for the first time a few days ago and can basically confirm everything that previous reviews have stated. The pics she uses are clearly older and she does like to talk a lot. I got standard and did not inquire for anything else but in the past reviews, it's always said the standard is all that was offered. I didn't have a bad time so I may go back sometime but it isn't anywhere near the best time I've had either. I feel like you can get much better rubs and standard finishes for cheaper, for instance, Samantha is probably the best I've had and she is currently only charging $70 for hh while Kendal is charging $85.

I will be visiting the simpsonville area next week for a couple of days, any recommendations on an under the radar massage girl or parlor I should look into while I am there?

Thanks in advance.

Mallard.

Has anyone else had mamasaign cook them a Chinese meal?

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4231046]Has anyone else had mamasaign cook them a Chinese meal?[/QUOTE]No. But If she did for you I hope you d tell her to hold the yum yum sauce.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4231046]Has anyone else had mamasaign cook them a Chinese meal?[/QUOTE]When the Spa on Pear St. In New Albany was open Emma made me food to take home.

[QUOTE=SouthHunter74;4231072]No. But If she did for you I hope you d tell her to hold the yum yum sauce.[/QUOTE]I return the favor by giving her the yum yum sauce LOL.

You guys are killing me! I spent a fortune on Judy at Far East in Shepherdsville but she never cooked for me. Took me in the back to show me off to other girls and some older Asian man once, why I know not. But no food!

Hello,

Has anyone gotten a massage from this place? Is it safe?

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4231349]I return the favor by giving her the yum yum sauce LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL. And extra salty yum yum sauce at that.

As far as I know, you'll need to go to Louisville. Preston 61 has always been a reliable place for me.

[QUOTE=Mallard1;4228788]I will be visiting the simpsonville area next week for a couple of days, any recommendations on an under the radar massage girl or parlor I should look into while I am there?

Thanks in advance.

Mallard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JWZ04;4231734]Hello,

Has anyone gotten a massage from this place? Is it safe?[/QUOTE]Safe as any other. It's sort of like BS down the road but more economical. Multiple ethnicities. I had a go with petite Anna some weeks ago. CBJ ending with plenty of roaming. Am looking to sample some of the other acts there myself.

Looking for any info. Search turns up next to nothing. She's somewhat new, so that's a limiting factor I'm sure. That said, I'm sure someone has toftt. PM if you'd rather. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Ee123;4232402]Looking for any info. Search turns up next to nothing. She's somewhat new, so that's a limiting factor I'm sure. That said, I'm sure someone has toftt. PM if you'd rather. Thanks![/QUOTE]Refer to post 7565 and the preceding post about Haylee.

WTF.

[QUOTE=WhoTheFuck;4232420]Refer to post 7565 and the preceding post about Haylee.

WTF.[/QUOTE]Yeah that's about it, and it doesn't really tell us much. May be using fake pics, but may not. "Daddy issues" can mean literally anything from horrible to freaktastic.

[QUOTE=Ee123;4232402]Looking for any info. Search turns up next to nothing. She's somewhat new, so that's a limiting factor I'm sure. That said, I'm sure someone has toftt. PM if you'd rather. Thanks![/QUOTE]I have no first hand knowledge and this is only what I remember from other posts: she used to go by Ivy, her current pictures are fake and not even close, she has a SO or and ex that was abusive and / or crazy which is why she uses fake pics. I don't remember anything about her services and never saw her. I do think that most of the girls at this shop offer FS. I HATE that you can't text for appointments and that one of the main reason I don't go there.

[QUOTE=Ee123;4232429]Yeah that's about it, and it doesn't really tell us much. May be using fake pics, but may not. "Daddy issues" can mean literally anything from horrible to freaktastic.[/QUOTE]Saw her a few weeks ago. Went for half hour session. As soon as I got comfortable she started massage which lasted two minutes then she instructed me to turn over. She went for standard finish. Total time 10 minutes max.

[QUOTE=Ee123;4232402]Looking for any info. Search turns up next to nothing. She's somewhat new, so that's a limiting factor I'm sure. That said, I'm sure someone has toftt. PM if you'd rather. Thanks![/QUOTE]I did call and ask. She apparently works days not nights. I would ingquire before 4 pm to see if she's in.

So my first post in a long time is a request for helpbut here goes. I understand YMMV but I am looking for as close as I can get of a body rub girl who gets fully naked and gives BBBJ on the first visit. I can decide for myself if her looks and price are acceptable. Thanks. PM if you want.

[QUOTE=SouthHunter74;4231876]LOL. And extra salty yum yum sauce at that.[/QUOTE]She gets all choked up she's so happy.

[QUOTE=Norsem;4232919]So my first post in a long time is a request for helpbut here goes. I understand YMMV but I am looking for as close as I can get of a body rub girl who gets fully naked and gives BBBJ on the first visit. I can decide for myself if her looks and price are acceptable. Thanks. PM if you want.[/QUOTE]I wish I had an answer for you. When you find her pleas let the rest of us know.

Thanks,

[QUOTE=Norsem;4232919]So my first post in a long time is a request for helpbut here goes. I understand YMMV but I am looking for as close as I can get of a body rub girl who gets fully naked and gives BBBJ on the first visit. I can decide for myself if her looks and price are acceptable. Thanks. PM if you want.[/QUOTE]Candis did this on my first (and only so far) visit about a month ago. Surprised the hell out of me me since I didn't ask for it. Based on previous reviews (granted they were over a year old) I thought it was standard only and only took $110, which is what she got.

Thanks guys. Kinda the way I was leaning, too bad. Pics were TGTBT.

[QUOTE=Norsem;4232919]So my first post in a long time is a request for helpbut here goes. I understand YMMV but I am looking for as close as I can get of a body rub girl who gets fully naked and gives BBBJ on the first visit. I can decide for myself if her looks and price are acceptable. Thanks. PM if you want.[/QUOTE]The full monty is easy. Ash at BS and Anna at RS both peeled down for me without issue. The latter I've always-found to be a tougher sell for body runs. Shaley in IN did me one, but she can be uber hard to connect with.

FYI. The original Mallory and Iris are still at Elite not BS.

[QUOTE=RedSnapper;4233483]FYI. The original Mallory and Iris are still at Elite not BS.[/QUOTE]Anything more than standard to be had with them?

[QUOTE=Funguyplay;4233803]Anything more than standard to be had with them?[/QUOTE]Not the ones at Elite Touch.

[QUOTE=Ee123;4233240]Thanks guys. Kinda the way I was leaning, too bad. Pics were TGTBT.[/QUOTE]Can anyone describe what Haylee does actually look like though? Interested in seeing her but would love a description of her.

[QUOTE=MikeMike56;4233882]Can anyone describe what Haylee does actually look like though? Interested in seeing her but would love a description of her.[/QUOTE]She used to go by Ivy and looks nothing like the Haylee pic.

Ivy's a chubby middle age woman. She's nice and aim to please but Haylee she ain't.

WTF.

[QUOTE=RedSnapper;4233483]FYI. The original Mallory and Iris are still at Elite not BS.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Funguyplay;4233803]Anything more than standard to be had with them?[/QUOTE]Pretty sure they are standard only. Iris keeps her legs together like a vice and I've never gotten anymore than up top play, but I only tried once. This is all fine with me and I really enjoy them both.

I visited her on Saturday and even though shevis no FeFe, I enjoyed myself. She is very cute and has a nice set of headlights, small and a mouthful.

[QUOTE=DaveNewGuy;4223488]Happened to be scrolling through Tinder just now and Veronica happened to pop up. Never had that happen before.[/QUOTE]I actually chatted with her on [URL]Seeking.com[/URL] sometime last year. She was looking for way more than I was willing to spend on an SB.

[QUOTE=LetsGiveItATry;4234021]I visited her on Saturday and even though shevis no FeFe, I enjoyed myself. She is very cute and has a nice set of headlights, small and a mouthful.[/QUOTE]Side note, Judy showed me a video of a dude that came 730 Friday. This guy was so drunk he couldn't walk, she kicked him out and he kept coming back in. Finally she locked the door, then he started banging on the front door and moved to the back door. Also banging on the neighbors doors to the point of the lady next door calling her boss. That lady threatened to call the cops, he finally left. If I'd been there it would have not gotten that far. And I'm sure the video would have had to have been erased. LOL.

Haven't posted in a while as there has not been much activity on my end.

I recently had found Joy's number and called her again seeing if she was in last week and fortunately she was!

Her massage quality is pretty impressive. I commented on that and was told that she has been studying massage for a few years. I must say that I love her dirty talk and teasing of the boys. I felt so good and although it has always been standard, I am really impressed with her NURU.

Joy is my favorite by far these days.

I will be back again when my bank account relaods.

I know I am not posting too much or too often but I enjoy the forum and want to contribute more as I gain experience.

Thanks.

Pearsin.