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[QUOTE=Hookedonpun;1978120]They both look pretty good even though their pics look like they were takin with a 1989 poloroid camera. I think the second girls got a better lookin body and almost want to pay just to see what the hell that tatoo is supposed to be. LOL.[/QUOTE]I can't speak on the second one, Angel, but the tits on Morgan are understated in her pictures. Plus, I'm always a little leery when a provider doesn't show her stomach in the photos. It could end up looking like a pile of mashed potatoes. TOFTT on the black haired blonde and give us the scoop.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/real-woman-next-doorcleveland-west-w150th-area-34/14177323[/URL]

Saw Lexi tonight (she's up late) at a place on Brookpark Rd near 71. GFE would definitely represent her service. She is really sweet, easy to talk to, and gets into it. The hr was $ BBBJ (but YMMV), DATY, and CFS with multiple positions. I negotiated two pops because I promised to tip. Real ta-ta's, and IMO a great figure. She does smoke so I know some guys don't care for it. All-in-all, I found an ATF.

This one keeps saying in her ads that she is new. I'm not sure but that tight body sure looks familiar to me. Anybody who know the scoop? If it is the gal I'm thinking of pm may be in order to allow her some discretion.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-am-the-best-here-hamds-down-petite-upscale-chick-get-it-while-the-gettings-good-19/16563171[/URL]

[QUOTE=LonelyGuy1976;1978195]I can't speak on the second one, Angel, but the tits on Morgan are understated in her pictures. Plus, I'm always a little leery when a provider doesn't show her stomach in the photos. It could end up looking like a pile of mashed potatoes. TOFTT on the black haired blonde and give us the scoop.[/QUOTE]Do you think she was the same Morgan that used to be part of the self serve group?

She reminds me of her in this link, and I haven't seen her as part of their advertising lately.

[URL]http://www.**************.com/escorts/morgan-akron-white-female-2[/URL]

[QUOTE=JonDoe1;1979239]Do you think she was the same Morgan that used to be part of the self serve group?

She reminds me of her in this link, and I haven't seen her as part of their advertising lately.

[URL]http://www.**************.com/escorts/morgan-akron-white-female-2[/URL][/QUOTE]Definitely not the same. I saw the Morgan I posted about and my experience is what it is. Besides, they don't even look a like. Bad job by you for not being able to tell the difference. The DIY agency ads are very easy to figure out even if they have new girls.

[QUOTE=LonelyGuy1976;1979830]Definitely not the same. I saw the Morgan I posted about and my experience is what it is. Besides, they don't even look a like. Bad job by you for not being able to tell the difference. The DIY agency ads are very easy to figure out even if they have new girls.[/QUOTE]Bad job by you of not interpreting what I meant. I'm not saying she is still with them. I'm saying I believe she left them and is now independent and from what it sounds, legit. And yes they do look similar even in the grainy photos.

[QUOTE=JonDoe1;1979836]Bad job by you of not interpreting what I meant. I'm not saying she is still with them. I'm saying I believe she left them and is now independent and from what it sounds, legit. And yes they do look similar even in the grainy photos.[/QUOTE]She's on her own, but in Columbus. I'm sure she's following the same DIY business model. They are two different Morgans.

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-lexy-a-sexy-and-sweet-long-legged-brunette-lets-have-some-fun-call-me-now-24/16833336[/URL]

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;1915663]3 posts and you want somebody else to do the heavy lifting? Do what we do. Sack up and get after it. Then report back your experience, good or bad.

Welcome to the board.

Tonto.[/QUOTE]I'm from Columbus but have heard she is very good.

Alright, gents. I decided to take another one (think I'm turning into a sex addict) for the team yesterday evening so I'm here to report. I'll provide a more detailed report for Lexi too.

OK, first is Lexi since I made my last report in haste. I copied the format from another user's report.

Provider: Lexi, dirty blonde hair, name tattoo on her chest, advertises as 34 yo.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/real-woman-next-doorcleveland-west-w150th-area-34/14177323[/URL]

Connection: No reports or additional info found. TOFTT.

Location: West Side near 480 and 71.

Admission: $$ for an hr incall visit.

Atmosphere: Cheap-ish hotel.

Clothing: Casual cloths.

Ethnicity: Caucasian.

Appearance: MILF with some mileage on her, but still cute for her age. Around 5'5' and somewhat heavier than her pics portray, but not gross. Natural big boobs (at the very least the's), shaved and pierced kitty.

Hygiene: Showered and hygienic, but the smell of smoke totally permeated the room. Room was kind of messy.

Specifics: I feel it's necessary to add the disclaimer YMMV, but I sense this woman is the type of provider to give a consistent performance.

We at an outside door and was led up to her room. The place seemed to be a cheaper-end hotel, but it wasn't at all a crackhouse or the like. She is very personable, generously complimented me, and seemed very open and honest. I asked her if multiple pops were an option right from the get-go because it's been a while for me. A promise to tip sealed the deal. We started off with a BBBJ (which I convinced her), she told me doggy (CFS) was her favorite position, became winded and had her go cowgirl (does both positions) which was great to have to titties in my face, finished first in mish (her kitty got real warm & wet, said she was going to cum), and finally finished again during doggy. She was enthusiastic throughout the session. Provided a towel to clean myself, and hugged before sending me off. Would definitely repeat!

Fun Stuff: GFE experience for sure. She is very easy to talk to, not afraid to snuggle-up together between pops, allowed DFK and hands all over me during mish, DATY although the piercing got in the way, and just a pleasant woman. Tipped .40.

#2.

Provider: Kennedy: 24 yo Hungarian girl.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-kennedy-100-real-24/16757124[/URL]

Connection: Again, TOFFT.

Location: West near the airport, by 150th & 71.

Admission: $.80 hr incall.

Atmosphere: Upscale hotel, clean room, no smoke scent or other odors.

Cloths: Dressy, a top which emphasized her nice boobs, high-heals, make-up and nice hair.

Ethnicity: Caucasian.

Appearance: Early-mid 20's, 5'2', 130 lbs. Beautiful face, amazing eyes, nice tits, but a lot more chub (baby belly and stretch-marks) and tats than her ads portray.

Hygiene: Freshly showered and clean.

Specs: Did the outside door thing. The room was very clean and orderly. She made me wash my hands when I arrived. We undressed, I caressed her figure a bit, briefly licked the shaved kitty in which she informed it was off the menu due to no dental-dam (well, damn). She seems to be very cautious and have many rules. Started off with a good CBJ (deep-throats too), CFS started in doggy, then finished in reverse cowgirl (seems to prefer positions facing away). Didn't bother to ask about kissing so I don't know. She seems nice enough, but I wasn't too impressed with the general performance. It turns me off when a girl starts fondling my balls trying to make me cum within the first 15 minutes of the session, and there seems to be a slight disinterest when chatting. I think it really paled in comparison with Lexi's visit. All-in-all, she's an OK provider and that's it, but I suppose some people just lack chemistry. Likely will not repeat.

First of all, Hello, there, new to the hobby and unclear on all the terminology, but I'll try my best.

I have one usual UTR girl that is out of town still from the holidays, so I decided to give backpage a try.

I saw Kristy's post, did a little searching saw nothing spectacular, but nothing terrible, and I have a huge thing for blue eyes, so I gave her a try.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-be-your-dirty-little-secret-24/14841067[/URL]

Two call system, no problem setting something up. Half hour later I was at her place. Decent Parma house, quiet neighborhood. Soon as she opens the door I get the close up face shots in the ad. I'm not opposed to a little meat, took me downstairs, lived in basement room, clothes, possible paraphernalia. Quick LEO check, and she asked me to place the $.00/ hr donation on the table. And that is where the dream turned into a nightmare. With clothes off you can see arm bruises, and terrible mid section.

20 seconds of CBJ and she seems winded and disinterested. "Are you ready yet?" She lays back, and we start mish, and as soon as we start going I can smell her. Clearly she made an attempt to clean herself, but it was not as effective as she hoped. The looseness, smell, and disinterest (wouldn't have been surprised if she checked her phone), completely turned me off. I actually faked an orgasm and left.

Will not repeat... Obviously.

[QUOTE=Hornery;1982569]First of all, Hello, there, new to the hobby and unclear on all the terminology, but I'll try my best.

I have one usual UTR girl that is out of town still from the holidays, so I decided to give backpage a try.

I saw Kristy's post, did a little searching saw nothing spectacular, but nothing terrible, and I have a huge thing for blue eyes, so I gave her a try.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-be-your-dirty-little-secret-24/14841067[/URL]

Two call system, no problem setting something up. Half hour later I was at her place. Decent Parma house, quiet neighborhood. Soon as she opens the door I get the close up face shots in the ad. I'm not opposed to a little meat, took me downstairs, lived in basement room, clothes, possible paraphernalia. Quick LEO check, and she asked me to place the $.00/ hr donation on the table. And that is where the dream turned into a nightmare. With clothes off you can see arm bruises, and terrible mid section.

20 seconds of CBJ and she seems winded and disinterested. "Are you ready yet?" She lays back, and we start mish, and as soon as we start going I can smell her. Clearly she made an attempt to clean herself, but it was not as effective as she hoped. The looseness, smell, and disinterest (wouldn't have been surprised if she checked her phone), completely turned me off. I actually faked an orgasm and left.

Will not repeat... Obviously.[/QUOTE]I saw her several months ago which wasn't a very impressive experience (apologies for not reporting). It doesn't surprise me that she totally went downhill. The time I saw her she went on about her drama involving other tenants catching on to her business, was obviously not into the performance, and was willing to do FS minus the raincoat (always bring my own protection). I don't recall a smell nor arm bruises, but can vouch the looseness. She seems to be bad news.

[QUOTE=Dstngshdlst;1982753]I saw her several months ago which wasn't a very impressive experience (apologies for not reporting). It doesn't surprise me that she totally went downhill. The time I saw her she went on about her drama involving other tenants catching on to her business, was obviously not into the performance, and was willing to do FS minus the raincoat (always bring my own protection). I don't recall a smell nor arm bruises, but can vouch the looseness. She seems to be bad news.[/QUOTE]I posted a couple months ago about this one and I had just about the same experience as you. She obviously shoots something because her arms and there was a needle on the nightstand. The smell is horrific and she does not do any positions other than mish. She is heavier in real life overall not attractive don't let the pics deceive you. Play safe.

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Lots of juicy fun in a big package. DATY motorboat was the best.

[QUOTE=SpaLunker;1984627][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/long-legs-curvy-hips-big-juicy-real-44dds-im-the-real-deal-50/16909178[/URL]

Lots of juicy fun in a big package. DATY motorboat was the best.[/QUOTE]You're kidding me right? She's super fat and nasty with cellulite ass... Are you trying to troll us??

[QUOTE=Asmoth;1984977]You're kidding me right? She's super fat and nasty with cellulite ass... Are you trying to troll us??[/QUOTE]Not at all. I've seen the light. No more tiny Asians for me. Big ole ebonies are where its at.