Massage Therapists

Tried to make an appointment with S. B. Via her email confirmation system. Post confirmation, I was instructed to drive to an intersection near Ala Moana on Kapiolani and then call in (to Impossible Mission Force headquarters?). The email from her confirmation tells you to bring a pen to write her follow on instructions about location specifics of her in call on the gift envelope (so she can destroy it later?) While I was rolling down Kapiolani in typical heavy 5pm traffic, she calls and changes the directions to "go to chevron@Beretania and Keeamoku. I do this and try to call her. Her phone goes straight to voice mail 4 or 5 times in a row, which is then interrupted by her incoming call. She chastises me for having phone problems, then asks me what car I'm in and what's in front of me as though she's watching from some location. Then she says get back on Beretania, turn left on Young and drive until you see the little park on your right, then pull over and call me. I do this and again get the straight to voicemail thing, figuring the building across from the park has to be her incall I put some coins in the parking meter and wait for her call since I can't reach her. At this point I'm wondering if the service is worth the effort of all this cloak and dagger stuff. Then she calls and says: "what are you doing, why are you still parked on Young street? You were supposed to follow behind my car when I pulled out, but I saw a car that looked like law enforcement watching me, so I had to leave." At this point my alarm bells for someone tweaking started to go off, and I decided that I would opt out since her attitude on the phone was likely a small taste of what it would be face to face (paranoia not being my favorite flavor of human attitude).

I assume since there are reports of her service in this forum that not everyone gets to feel like Jim Phelps for a M. I. Moment, but if I'd known of her requirements up front, I'd probably have selected a simpler process (like AMP, etc.) Just hoping to find a 20's -mid 30's provider who gives a good deep tissue massage, and then does more than just a rushed HJ.

[QUOTE=Magnod; 1179967]Takes you to Sasha Bean's site. You can try searching for her here. There is not a lot of information on her, but a little.

BTW: Is it just me or is it the use of stereotypical names increasing in frequency. Of the top of my head: Pahke Chinese restaurant (pretty good food though) , Koreamoku BBQ, Zulu (black lady massage). [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wulfen; 1180837]Tried to make an appointment with S. B. Via her email confirmation system. Post confirmation, I was instructed to drive to an intersection near Ala Moana on Kapiolani and then call in (to Impossible Mission Force headquarters?). The email from her confirmation tells you to bring a pen to write her follow on instructions about location specifics of her in call on the gift envelope (so she can destroy it later?) While I was rolling down Kapiolani in typical heavy 5pm traffic, she calls and changes the directions to "go to [email]chevron@Beretania[/email] And Keeamoku. I do this and try to call her. Her phone goes straight to voice mail 4 or 5 times in a row, which is then interrupted by her incoming call. She chastises me for having phone problems, then asks me what car I'm in and what's in front of me as though she's watching from some location. Then she says get back on Beretania, turn left on Young and drive until you see the little park on your right, then pull over and call me. I do this and again get the straight to voicemail thing, figuring the building across from the park has to be her incall I put some coins in the parking meter and wait for her call since I can't reach her. At this point I'm wondering if the service is worth the effort of all this cloak and dagger stuff. Then she calls and says: "what are you doing, why are you still parked on Young street? You were supposed to follow behind my car when I pulled out, but I saw a car that looked like law enforcement watching me, so I had to leave." At this point my alarm bells for someone tweaking started to go off, and I decided that I would opt out since her attitude on the phone was likely a small taste of what it would be face to face (paranoia not being my favorite flavor of human attitude).

I assume since there are reports of her service in this forum that not everyone gets to feel like Jim Phelps for a M. I. Moment, but if I'd known of her requirements up front, I'd probably have selected a simpler process (like AMP, etc.) Just hoping to find a 20's.mid 30's provider who gives a good deep tissue massage, and then does more than just a rushed HJ.[/QUOTE]Jesus! No one is worth all that hassle! I would have told to beat it, the moment she had changed location on me the first time, I have absolutely no patience for that bs.

Has anybody tried?

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/2341676442.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Wulfen; 1180837]Tried to make an appointment with S. B. Via her email confirmation system. Post confirmation, I was instructed to drive to an intersection near Ala Moana on Kapiolani and then call in (to Impossible Mission Force headquarters?). The email from her confirmation tells you to bring a pen to write her follow on instructions about location specifics of her in call on the gift envelope (so she can destroy it later?) While I was rolling down Kapiolani in typical heavy 5pm traffic, she calls and changes the directions to "go to [email]chevron@Beretania[/email] And Keeamoku. I do this and try to call her. Her phone goes straight to voice mail 4 or 5 times in a row, which is then interrupted by her incoming call. She chastises me for having phone problems, then asks me what car I'm in and what's in front of me as though she's watching from some location. Then she says get back on Beretania, turn left on Young and drive until you see the little park on your right, then pull over and call me. I do this and again get the straight to voicemail thing, figuring the building across from the park has to be her incall I put some coins in the parking meter and wait for her call since I can't reach her. At this point I'm wondering if the service is worth the effort of all this cloak and dagger stuff. Then she calls and says: "what are you doing, why are you still parked on Young street? You were supposed to follow behind my car when I pulled out, but I saw a car that looked like law enforcement watching me, so I had to leave." At this point my alarm bells for someone tweaking started to go off, and I decided that I would opt out since her attitude on the phone was likely a small taste of what it would be face to face (paranoia not being my favorite flavor of human attitude).

I assume since there are reports of her service in this forum that not everyone gets to feel like Jim Phelps for a M. I. Moment, but if I'd known of her requirements up front, I'd probably have selected a simpler process (like AMP, etc.) Just hoping to find a 20's.mid 30's provider who gives a good deep tissue massage, and then does more than just a rushed HJ. [/QUOTE]Mr. Phelps,

Is that pic of the dark-skinned girl with the mosaic-ed face the girl you were supposed to see? She seems pretty unimpressive to be running a monger through a "system" like that.

On a side note there might possibly be a BP 'beauty' working at Camelot, if anyone's interested. Last week I passed by and this husky tanned cosmopolitan girl with tinted hair came walking outside while on her phone, chastising some dude in a very cocky tone of voice about texting her. The way this Sasha girl spoke to you, reminded me of that girl.

I always trip-out when I read how a Brother did as he was told, only to get a "Whatchoodoingovadea?"-type response.

[QUOTE=Jbravo; 1179359]Yo,

Any of you kids know where May "the closer" went? No longer with the prick teasers at Thai Hawaiian.

Pretty good massage, and she loved playing with jr even prostate massage. Would tip if bigga if she unleashed them store bought ccups.

Jb. [/QUOTE]Might want to check with Nan DT. They use to run together at TH, she may have moved in with her fellow "closer".

[QUOTE=Wulfen; 1180837]Tried to make an appointment with S. B. Via her email confirmation system. Post confirmation, I was instructed to drive to an intersection near Ala Moana on Kapiolani and then call in (to Impossible Mission Force headquarters?). The email from her confirmation tells you to bring a pen to write her follow on instructions about location specifics of her in call on the gift envelope (so she can destroy it later?) While I was rolling down Kapiolani in typical heavy 5pm traffic, she calls and changes the directions to "go to [email]chevron@Beretania[/email] And Keeamoku. I do this and try to call her. Her phone goes straight to voice mail 4 or 5 times in a row, which is then interrupted by her incoming call. She chastises me for having phone problems, then asks me what car I'm in and what's in front of me as though she's watching from some location. Then she says get back on Beretania, turn left on Young and drive until you see the little park on your right, then pull over and call me. I do this and again get the straight to voicemail thing, figuring the building across from the park has to be her incall I put some coins in the parking meter and wait for her call since I can't reach her. At this point I'm wondering if the service is worth the effort of all this cloak and dagger stuff. Then she calls and says: "what are you doing, why are you still parked on Young street? You were supposed to follow behind my car when I pulled out, but I saw a car that looked like law enforcement watching me, so I had to leave." At this point my alarm bells for someone tweaking started to go off, and I decided that I would opt out since her attitude on the phone was likely a small taste of what it would be face to face (paranoia not being my favorite flavor of human attitude).

I assume since there are reports of her service in this forum that not everyone gets to feel like Jim Phelps for a M. I. Moment, but if I'd known of her requirements up front, I'd probably have selected a simpler process (like AMP, etc.) Just hoping to find a 20's.mid 30's provider who gives a good deep tissue massage, and then does more than just a rushed HJ. [/QUOTE]I never saw her, but Crissy had some nice words about her during one of my visits a few years ago. She did say that S. B. Is very selective of her clients, which from your experience sounds like an understatement. I don't recall what the other reviews said, but I do have the impression that there were very few who partook and nothing extraordinarily positive was presented. If there had been really good reviews, I definitely would have seen her by now especially since I hold Crissy in such high regards. But if my memory serves me right, what little reviews that did show up weren't anything special.

[QUOTE=Wulfen; 1180837]Tried to make an appointment with S. B. Via her email confirmation system. Post confirmation, I was instructed to drive to an intersection near Ala Moana on Kapiolani and then call in (to Impossible Mission Force headquarters?). The email from her confirmation tells you to bring a pen to write her follow on instructions about location specifics of her in call on the gift envelope (so she can destroy it later?) While I was rolling down Kapiolani in typical heavy 5pm traffic, she calls and changes the directions to "go to [email]chevron@Beretania[/email] And Keeamoku. I do this and try to call her. Her phone goes straight to voice mail 4 or 5 times in a row, which is then interrupted by her incoming call. She chastises me for having phone problems, then asks me what car I'm in and what's in front of me as though she's watching from some location. Then she says get back on Beretania, turn left on Young and drive until you see the little park on your right, then pull over and call me. I do this and again get the straight to voicemail thing, figuring the building across from the park has to be her incall I put some coins in the parking meter and wait for her call since I can't reach her. At this point I'm wondering if the service is worth the effort of all this cloak and dagger stuff. Then she calls and says: "what are you doing, why are you still parked on Young street? You were supposed to follow behind my car when I pulled out, but I saw a car that looked like law enforcement watching me, so I had to leave." At this point my alarm bells for someone tweaking started to go off, and I decided that I would opt out since her attitude on the phone was likely a small taste of what it would be face to face (paranoia not being my favorite flavor of human attitude).

I assume since there are reports of her service in this forum that not everyone gets to feel like Jim Phelps for a M. I. Moment, but if I'd known of her requirements up front, I'd probably have selected a simpler process (like AMP, etc.) Just hoping to find a 20's.mid 30's provider who gives a good deep tissue massage, and then does more than just a rushed HJ.[/QUOTE]S. B. should be named B. S!

Why bother with the bull. Waste of time and gas but probably better that you did not partake.

Thanks for the report.

I've also been looking to find a " 20's. Mid 30's provider who gives a good deep tissue massage, and then does more than just a rushed HJ" and was just about to try Sasha.

Looks like I'll be staying with the AMP scene.

[QUOTE=Magnod;1180965]I never saw her, but Crissy had some nice words about her during one of my visits a few years ago. She did say that S. B. Is very selective of her clients, which from your experience sounds like an understatement. I don't recall what the other reviews said, but I do have the impression that there were very few who partook and nothing extraordinarily positive was presented. If there had been really good reviews, I definitely would have seen her by now especially since I hold Crissy in such high regards. But if my memory serves me right, what little reviews that did show up weren't anything special.[/QUOTE]Speaking of Crissy, that is a blast from the past, she used to be on the windward side. It was so convenient for us windward mongers. What happened to her?

[QUOTE=Relax808;1181418]Speaking of Crissy, that is a blast from the past, she used to be on the windward side. It was so convenient for us windward mongers. What happened to her?[/QUOTE]I believe someone recently said she's in Las Vegas--for the time being.

[QUOTE=Rtt143; 1180871]Has anybody tried?

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/2341676442.html[/url][/QUOTE]Went during my lunch (12ish). Called in the morning at about 930ish and the Latina, Kristy, picks up and says that their open and asks if I would prefer a male or female. Red flag, but I had to at least see how she looked like! Their located at CC 3602 and on the door its labeled "Thailand Bankok Therapy" I think. A man answered the door, and I could see inside and there was two men, homo, and two woman, the Latina ones both very cute. I knew already that this wasn't a HE place. I know I shouldn't of walked in but I figured what the hell because I had a mean hang over and stressing from work so I needed to relax. Massage was good, not awesome. I felt really good after than when I first walked in. Kristy was nice, not too talkative but looked really cute. 5'1" 105-110lbs large be's or small see's and smelt very good. Almost caught a boner laying on my back. Would repeat only to see her. Cost. 60 l / 7. 9, s / 8, a / 8. 9.

Be safe my friends!

Pervin

So finally got an appointment with Monica, she seems to be very busy, tried Saturday no luck, all booked up, she must be the #1 girl there. Quick shower then back to the room, in comes monica smiling ear to ear and ready to get to work, massage was good, medium pressure then walk on the back hit some new spots in my lower back with her toes, about 20 mins. On the flip light toucing on jr til full attention, let me rub her nani and play with her tits, the to bbj with the ice water for some reason I like it, DT so deep maybe about 10mins then shot huge load in the back of her throat, she just kept at it til empty, left the room to get hot towel cleaned me up and got jr hard again she said one more time? I said no just senitive right now, couple of body kisses and on my way out ms channel see you soon and hands me small bottle water, you know I'm coming back for more!

Recently visited Val at new hawaiian monarch hotel location. It was nice to see her again. Most of massage was legit nice long strokes over the back and good pressure, a good portion of massage had some great teasing sensations. But in the end no HE.

Overall okay massage but the real let down was. No bathroom or shower to clean off. Not left BB but greasy. Didn't care for the hot towel off alternative to a nice hot shower!

Don't think I will repeat again

The ad caught my attention, mainly becuase it said "independent contractor","outcall available after first visit", and "cash only", so I checked it out. Shouldve saved my kala. Massage was ok, but combined with an unfriendly approach and aggressive pulling of the sheets underneath and around you so there was no chance of anything popping out, can't recommend. Almost seemed like she was upset from the start.

Any one have any info? Would love to try.

Thanks