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[QUOTE=CubeBrick;5970097]Oh man. They noticed you took a dump there, there's no hiding. Its seen as unlucky.

That's considered a big faux pas (social fuck up) in the world of massage parlors. At this shop from now on, they will refer to you as "that guy who took a shit that one time" and you'll never get rid of that label. Just sayin. I usually dump at Mickey D's or something if I have to go.

The role of a customer is to bring money and good luck, not fecal matter.[/QUOTE]Yeah holy shit, to coin a phrase. Just my opinon, but. Wash your ass really good before going to a MP for better service, and if you shat since your last ass washing and the MP offers a shower, use it, for that purpose.

One girl, an ATF of mine used to offer an A+ massage plus BBBJCIM would also do some rimming, but only if she knew you had showered and washed yo ass.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;5968982]The doctors don't seem to know anything I personally feel moderation is the key. Neither too little nor too much exercise for the little walnut shaped jizz factory. Indeed a little anticipation makes the blow more explosive.

But this is an excellent justification for a trip to Happyville once or twice a week "just for health" reasons. Consider the provider as a health care professional helping to maintain your health.[/QUOTE]Well, the good news it appears, is there is no "too much" for the jizz factory. The latest science says the more ejaculations, the lower the prostate cancer risk. 20 or more ejaculations per month, so feel free to visit your health professional 4-5 times a week for your good health.

[URL]https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27033442/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/why-more-sex-may-lower-prostate-cancer-risk/[/URL]

Plus, on occasion one might find Ben and the Jackson twins hanging out in there, making a count of your tip rhetorical.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;5970339]I always use the bathroom coming in. So I don't have to go in the middle of a session. And then after action. To do my own final clean up and readying myself for polite society again. And to count out my tip in good light (three bills of the same value might be any of $3, $15, $30, $60, $150, $300 in the dark).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alowicious;5970661]Plus, on occasion one might find Ben and the Jackson twins hanging out in there, making a count of your tip rhetorical.[/QUOTE]Thats right. Its also a good reason to inspect your "room" when you arrive too. Every hour, a guy is pulling out bills in that room, and a girl is shoving a wad of bills in some tight jeans. Accidents are bound to happen. Especially in a place like SH where is darker than a coal mine. By the way, I put my watch inside my shoe, so there is no chance of me forgetting it, and giving a free gift to the next monger.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;5968696]I'm sorry. I don't understand the reference.[/QUOTE]Slammer, he's back and most people know it.

Had a secession with Lisa, Asian probably 45-50 yrs, I've had worst, had a bit of a gut but doesn't look too old or beat like the rest that work there, English barrier wasn't too bad, brown / blonde hair with beat up teeth but takes a good pounding and didn't care to be loud either, mish, doggy, K9 and finished me manually. Paid 40+100 and was happily on my way, gave me her phone number to call her and go see her again.

Would probably repeat with her since she was accommodating and had a good attitude and wasn't as old nor ugly as the rest I saw.

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;5971346]Slammer, he's back and most people know it.[/QUOTE]I leave this board. I had everything running on eight cylinders I come back and it's all Fucked up. The girls are crying to me that some of you bastards are stealing their money. Going into their purses. Getting blowjobs and not giving tips! What the fuck is going on! Even choking some of them!! You guys wonder why they want tip money upfront!! It's a small percentage of you guys that are doing it. Just clean up your act!! Right now I'm repainting the slammer mobile. And I'm starting to design the tube tops for the girls!! It will say!! Slammers summer sausage. ! Also the girls will be getting some wristbands!! Sorry I can't have that taco guy come out anymore!! The last it was complete chaos!

[QUOTE=AmpLoverOC;5965110]Old bags work there and just bad happy endings that Costs 80 bucks![/QUOTE]Thanks! Maybe its time for me to get another eye exam.

Saw Anna today. Great massage got all the knots out of my shoulders. Did not ask for tips up front and never has. Neither has Andie. Was allowed all the access I wanted with no resistance. Tipped very well in return.

Has anyone seen Jessica? Saw her in the lobby not bad looking. How is her massage and finish?

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I've always enjoyed BW, but lately I have been going to Bali. It is a second rate studio like most but nothing wrong with it. It doesn't have the sausage factory vibe to it like BW. The girls are always sweet snd give a great release. I think I have had better sessions at BW, but when I arrive and it's dead, the girls always say at thank you for picking me today". They do really appreciate your business. At BW it's ——- "NEXT!

[QUOTE=Sound7;5970444]Time have changed. What is the score between BW vs Bali? Bali provided quality TCM this week. Few curtain rooms.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5954947]First visit to Happy Day in CM on Harbor by the salvation army. Greeted by 2 cute Koreans in lingerie. Knew everything was on the table from the first moment. Door fee 40 for 30 minutes. Linda led me to the room and gave a 10 minute back massage, pretty weak but at least she tried. Then flipped and I asked for BJ. She only offered covered, which is less than ideal, but still ok by me. She left the room and came back with her friend and started super hard sell on 4 hands, in this case 4 lips. They weren't taking no for an answer and in the end I caved, after insisting on 2 shots. They put on a good show and had good skills and good stamina going for shot number 2. No complaints about it taking too long and gave ample breast feeding opportunities. Not bad bodies, a little chubby but not fat. Cute faces. Great attitudes. I'm normally a HJ after decent massage kind of guy, so may not repeat, but it was an unexpectedly pleasant evening. Anybody else been here?[/QUOTE]Hey HJ, after your great report, I went by there a few days ago, mid-afternoon, it was closed, door locked, all dark, no one there. I called the number on the door, and the girl who answered tried to get me to go over to Jx in Santa Ana. I thought I remembered a few not so stellar reports of the service there, so I passed.

Guess you got lucky at Happy Day!

[QUOTE=Bronco;5971853]Has anyone seen Jessica? Saw her in the lobby not bad looking. How is her massage and finish?[/QUOTE]I just like to fuck Mindy and her Jessica toy, love the 4 hand treatment for $220.

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