Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=IAmGordy1;6591212]Is that the move? I never intentionally touch the woman in fear that they will freak and kick me out. The HE just always seems to happen in those types of situations.[/QUOTE]I've never been kicked out a spa because I rubbed their leg. If they don't want you to touch them they will stand back out of position to touch them, but if they stand very close to the table and bump into your hanging arms occasionally, just go for it! And if you are just lying there fully exposed and they don't cover you back up again, just point at it and ask for a HE. In all the Thai spas that I've been to in Farmington Hills only once did I get something without making the first move. Don't be timid!

I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/west-bloomfield-brown-beauty-real-ad-come-see-for-yourself/26703756[/URL].

[QUOTE=Shoeless1951;6591526]I've never been kicked out a spa because I rubbed their leg. If they don't want you to touch them they will stand back out of position to touch them, but if they stand very close to the table and bump into your hanging arms occasionally, just go for it! And if you are just lying there fully exposed and they don't cover you back up again, just point at it and ask for a HE. In all the Thai spas that I've been to in Farmington Hills only once did I get something without making the first move. Don't be timid![/QUOTE]I appreciate the feedback. I should be less timid for sure.

[QUOTE=Pookie586;6591797]I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/west-bloomfield-brown-beauty-real-ad-come-see-for-yourself/26703756[/URL].[/QUOTE]So you paid $500 for that experience? No wonder why prices are out of control.

[QUOTE=Pookie586;6591797]I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/west-bloomfield-brown-beauty-real-ad-come-see-for-yourself/26703756[/URL].[/QUOTE]This might be one of the worst monger experiences I have ever seen. You paid 500 to be treated like a moron? Wtttfffff.

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;6590750]Chinese I believe. Can't believe it matters tho.[/QUOTE]It matters to me because I know that the Thai places are more hygienic, I am 100% confident that when I walk into a Thai place in Farmington Hills or Southfield the the sheets have been changed. I know for a fact the a lot of the Chinese and Korean places very seldom change theirs. Also the Thai girls for the most part are harder to get extras from, they don't blow or screw every dick that walks though the door. The last thing I want is to be the 10th person that they have had sex with that day!

[QUOTE=RoronoaZ;6592017]This might be one of the worst monger experiences I have ever seen. You paid 500 to be treated like a moron? Wtttfffff.[/QUOTE]Aw man that's not good. I know you've already put so much into it, but for that many more roses I would've just left. Definitely going to encourage that behavior on her part.

[QUOTE=RoronoaZ;6592017]This might be one of the worst monger experiences I have ever seen. You paid 500 to be treated like a moron? Wtttfffff.[/QUOTE]Yeah. We learn from experience. Some times you got to just go through with it LOL. I'm not cheap or dirty. I have plenty to play as much as I want but. I will never be back. Ohh and she was also bitching I was 3 min early for the appointment time she set. Yup.

[QUOTE=IAmGordy1;6590969]Made a visit there today and got a pretty decent massage. The provider was not shy about grazing the junk when working my thighs and my lower abdomen. After some leg stretching the sheet came off leaving me fully exposed with a raging hard on. She massaged my shoulders in this position and then she started to clean me up and that was it. Has anyone experienced this where you feel confident a HE is going to happen and it never does?[/QUOTE]What ultimate where you at? Clinton twp.

Does anybody know if any of these bikini please pay dividends? Even a topless HJ?

[QUOTE=Gator1970;6592218]Does anybody know if any of these bikini please pay dividends? Even a topless HJ?[/QUOTE]I've not been to one that does. But again it may happen for some. I've had success at many places that others say it can't be had at. And I'm not a stud. I'm nice and polite and funny and I don't look like the law. But I've failed at any of the bikini places. But I would bet there has been some action. Likely rare though.

[QUOTE=Gator1970;6592218]Does anybody know if any of these bikini please pay dividends? Even a topless HJ?[/QUOTE]If so, nobody has ever reported here.

[QUOTE=GoodTimer88;6592261]If so, nobody has ever reported here.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the response. Does anybody have a recommendation for a body rub on the east side? I'm visiting for a few more days, not having any luck on the response.

Ill be in the area next few weeks and saw this. Anyone familiar? Not a bad looking pic I'm sure little older.

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/bts/d/commerce-township-incredible-massage/7663295601.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=GoodTimer88;6591267]Downriver Nuru fits most of your criteria. Ask for Lingam massage. Same price as AMP. Long slow tease. Not at all hot provider.

[URL]https://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru[/URL][/QUOTE]Is she young / old? Hideous average? Any details much appreciated.