I had to pickup a golf buddy at MCO last night, used the trip to window shop and found myself right in the middle at my fav gas station by the mall. I don't really hunt there but enjoy watching the sights, if a unicorn pops up I might treat myself and have a couple times but it's rare. Anyhow it was pretty quiet and I was standing by my whip checking the flight status and messages on my phone, an above average newer minivan pulls into the spot two over leaving the one between us empty. A nice looking Spanish girl was driving and an older frail long hair Spanish dude was in the passenger seat, no big deal, nod as they go in. A few later she comes out, tight jeans, tight top, slightly thick. I'm guessing 5-5 140, and very good looking, she goes around the back the van, opens it, and then she very nicely asks if I'm OK, I say, I sure am thanks, she asks again and asks well why are you standing by your car, I say I'm going to smoke and try not to smoke in my car. Then I ask her if everything is good with her, she says oh yes I just need to find a date, my head almost exploded. I'm thinking it's very rare that a working girl has a nice car on OBT, I don't have time anyhow, WTF is with the old dude, and I damn sure was not going to negotiate or even seem interested by mildly hollering across a few parking spaces with her. Anyhow here comes dude and he's trying to bum a smoke from me, I was cool with that and thought this might be a good chance to gather some more info but she nixed it, told him to get in, and they drove off. I was like. What just happened here? On a scale of OBT. 12, probably better looking than some of our fav UTRs. I need to work on my game, I was just totally thrown off.
