Tijuana Reports

By no way is this a way to discourage any guys from going down south, but Thursday once again I experienced the classic shake down steps from johnny tortas. Consider it part of the "taxes" you pay for cheap women and beers.

After a quick Wednesday trip from 730 to 930 pm touring the streets, hk and tropical bar I decided to call it a night. Usually I would take Hks vehicles, which none of this would have happened had they been there or an uber, but taxi was right there in front of hk so why not. Orange marked corolla.

This taxi was driving slow, took me ciricles to end up on a freeway exit only to end up back by colorful parking garage. Weird way given he" is" a taxi driver. He Ask many questions about my job, work and how much girls cost, how many I banged, which I stayed mum and said very little. Trying to start a conversation of some sort. Then he calls on his phone and said something which translated to "yes I am on the turn".

Next thing you know, flashing lights. WTF. I am. Looking at johnny tortas. Cops asks me to empty my pockets, wallet cell phone. Etc ask for any drugs and weapons. Etc I told him to please wear a mask for your saftey because I am from California. This has happened to me in the past near chaparral as I was going to HK rather than leaving but I pulled out my Hk VIP card and flagged down the HK limo and they saved me. Circa 2019 precovid. Such an ancient memory.

The reason he pulled me over was for a seat belt violent and its on camera. Total bullshit. Saying its a 1,500 P fine. Or $100. Exchange rate way off. And I would need to go down to the station to pay the ticket. I say OK lets go but he then proceeds to look in the taxi supposedly to look for drugs according to the taxi driver. Now I said crap, how do I minimize the damage.

1. I offer the cop $20 cause that's what I had showing with a couple $1's. Thought about it for a sec and took it and let me go. Same cost as a paraditas which makes him a puta.

I walk away towards johnny tortas, and flick off the taxi as he passes by. Total waste of 10 minutes. I hadn't paid the taxi which is obvious he was in on it.

Always keep $100 in your sock or extra change maybe a $20 in your pocket. Be patient. I guess don't sit in the back of the cars. It seemed that I was literally the only one leaving the block that Wednesday night at 930 so I was easy pickings. Don't try to jump out of the taxi which I considered.

I was once in a paddy wagon again by johnny tortas with a co worker who threw up after we got dropped off. Was in there from 3 am all the way to 7 am. The sun was up when we were free. Initially the cop asked for $400 each. Opened the door maybe 50 times each time lowering his price eqch ti. E. He Had our cells phones and us hostage only to eventually release us at $40 for the both of us. A couple hours later.

Its what comes with the beautiful woman at the fraction of american prices. I'm considering it taxes and small risk. Compared to US law enforcement risks and prices. Welcome to TJ.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;4922943]She's a petite girl with long straight shiny black hair, classic pretty Spanish face with a beauty mark on her left chin, tight tone body, perfect be Globes, flat ab, smooth tan skin with a red rose tattoo on her right hip. She speaks perfect English, learned in the last 2 years in HK.

She said out of work 4 months, just came back but dislikes working in HK on 7th floor, not much business. So she works in the alley right next to Casada's back door.

She's pretty, easy going, accessible. I was sucking on her tits, toying with her clit and her G spot. Her tight pussy got drippy wet and sticky. Had a long and hit session with her in cow girl, dogie, then Mish. She's hot and aims to please.[/QUOTE]Oh wow she's a hottie thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=MarksOfMagic;4928150]By no way is this a way to discourage any guys from going down south, but Thursday once again I experienced the classic shake down steps from johnny tortas. Consider it part of the "taxes" you pay for cheap women and beers.

After a quick Wednesday trip from 730 to 930 pm touring the streets, hk and tropical bar I decided to call it a night. Usually I would take Hks vehicles, which none of this would have happened had they been there or an uber, but taxi was right there in front of hk so why not. Orange marked corolla.

This taxi was driving slow, took me ciricles to end up on a freeway exit only to end up back by colorful parking garage. Weird way given he" is" a taxi driver. He Ask many questions about my job, work and how much girls cost, how many I banged, which I stayed mum and said very little. Trying to start a conversation of some sort. Then he calls on his phone and said something which translated to "yes I am on the turn".

Next thing you know, flashing lights. WTF. I am. Looking at johnny tortas. Cops asks me to empty my pockets, wallet cell phone. Etc ask for any drugs and weapons. Etc I told him to please wear a mask for your saftey because I am from California. This has happened to me in the past near chaparral as I was going to HK rather than leaving but I pulled out my Hk VIP card and flagged down the HK limo and they saved me. Circa 2019 precovid. Such an ancient memory.

The reason he pulled me over was for a seat belt violent and its on camera. Total bullshit. Saying its a 1,500 P fine. Or $100. Exchange rate way off. And I would need to go down to the station to pay the ticket. I say OK lets go but he then proceeds to look in the taxi supposedly to look for drugs according to the taxi driver. Now I said crap, how do I minimize the damage.

1. I offer the cop $20 cause that's what I had showing with a couple $1's. Thought about it for a sec and took it and let me go. Same cost as a paraditas which makes him a puta.

I walk away towards johnny tortas, and flick off the taxi as he passes by. Total waste of 10 minutes. I hadn't paid the taxi which is obvious he was in on it.

Always keep $100 in your sock or extra change maybe a $20 in your pocket. Be patient. I guess don't sit in the back of the cars. It seemed that I was literally the only one leaving the block that Wednesday night at 930 so I was easy pickings. Don't try to jump out of the taxi which I considered.

I was once in a paddy wagon again by johnny tortas with a co worker who threw up after we got dropped off. Was in there from 3 am all the way to 7 am. The sun was up when we were free. Initially the cop asked for $400 each. Opened the door maybe 50 times each time lowering his price eqch ti. E. He Had our cells phones and us hostage only to eventually release us at $40 for the both of us. A couple hours later.

Its what comes with the beautiful woman at the fraction of american prices. I'm considering it taxes and small risk. Compared to US law enforcement risks and prices. Welcome to TJ.[/QUOTE]Damn! Thanks for the report, and good to know that you're safe. Worst I've ever been taken for was $80 by federales. Cops need their "mordida" (bite).

Hey gang, thinking of taking a trip to SD from DC but heard you still can't cross border for tourism visit. Is it still closed and how can you cross? Any advice or info would be greatly appreciated.

Tens thousands people have been crossing on foot and in cars everyday.

Say you have dental appointments.

[QUOTE=Hurtu;4930737]Hey gang, thinking of taking a trip to SD from DC but heard you still can't cross border for tourism visit. Is it still closed and how can you cross? Any advice or info would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;4930833]Tens thousands people have been crossing on foot and in cars everyday.

Say you have dental appointments.[/QUOTE]Thank you Capt. I sent you a PM. Appreciate the help!

Just be prepared to pay the $30 tourist Visa fee.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;4930833]Tens thousands people have been crossing on foot and in cars everyday.

Say you have dental appointments.[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-67XKemgO8[/URL]

Noticed the comments are switched to off. I know some of you guys see things differently than he does and maybe he was getting too much pushback in the comments. Or, if he's traveling, might not be able to address comments and decided it was easier to switch off.

We've went last year and it was no problem. They just gave a hard time going into TJ but on the way out the US didn't give us a big problem.

Just during COVID not sure if it's gotten worse. My friend said just pay for a Day Visa or something like that.

Whats the standard length if time with a club girl or a alley girl?

[QUOTE=CesarMagisCar;4933777]We've went last year and it was no problem. They just gave a hard time going into TJ but on the way out the US didn't give us a big problem.

Just during COVID not sure if it's gotten worse. My friend said just pay for a Day Visa or something like that.[/QUOTE]No visa is required but they have a tourist card called an FMM. The 7-day card is free. Longer than that and you need the 180-day card, which costs $30. If you don't have a passport they may deny you entirely, or they may require you to buy the FMM. It kind of depends on who is staffing the booth and how they are feeling that day. If you do have a 180-day FMM, you can use the Mexican line rather than waiting in the foreigners line.

[QUOTE=TeddyO;4936035]Whats the standard length if time with a club girl or a alley girl?[/QUOTE]It's a little different. A half hour is probably standard unless you specify the length up front.

That said, in HK and probably other clubs, you can get a lot of foreplay and roaming happening just by buying Coronas. I've made out for a half hour or so before going upstairs. I've also made out and copped feels for a couple hours with different girls for Coronas and small tips. And even upstairs, if the girl is having fun she will stick around. It is the kid that cleans the room knocking on the door that ends a session. That said, I have had girls send him away and tell him to come back later. I have also had girls that did the deed and left quickly.

It's just different.

C3.

Unfortunately here to report that I have caught the coronavirus as well. Obviously cannot pin the cause down to HK and TJ but those are the two likeliest factors.

First week of August: visit TJ and HK, spend most of my time on 7th floor. Also indulged in a couple street girls.

Second week: feel sick, painful headache, minor breathing issues.

Third week: lingering symptoms but feel mostly better by the 2nd half of the week.

Fourth week: feel fine and dandy. Ready to go back but won't for the sake of humanity.

[QUOTE=TeddyO;4936035]Whats the standard length if time with a club girl or a alley girl?[/QUOTE]Street girls generally assume 15-20 minutes unless you negotiate for 30 minutes. Usually that's an extra 100 pesos or so.

Bar girls assume 30 minutes. You can negotiate for longer -- amount will vary. For some girls it's an extra $20, for some it's double the base rate. Note that the short time hotel rooms are for 30 minutes. If you want a room for an hour, it's basically just double. Depending on the day and the hotel, it may be cheaper to get your own room for the night than pay for multiple rentals of a short time room.

HK is running AirCon full blast, very cool and dry inside. Tiny bars cramped with people and poor ventilation like Tropical, Adelita, Chicago, Gloria, Malquerida are hot and humid, perfect places to spread Corona Virus. It was so hot and stuffy insiede these bars it was hard to breath.

The people operating these new bars are not the original management teams, just new guys renting the hotels, bringing in boom boxes and hungry girls. They talked me into climbing 5 floors to the top of hotel Ibiza, promising dozens hot girls. They had only 6 girls, all big, flabby and ugly. The other bars were in similar situation. Only Hong Kong had a dozen girls but they look homely in their frumpy street clothes.

I have been going to La Zona every week for over a month, spending 90% of the time on the streets. Lucky I have not gottem CoVid but will further reduce my exposure in the bars.

Thanks for your info.

[QUOTE=Hyoony;4938849]Unfortunately here to report that I have caught the coronavirus as well. Obviously cannot pin the cause down to HK and TJ but those are the two likeliest factors.

First week of August: visit TJ and HK, spend most of my time on 7th floor. Also indulged in a couple street girls.

Second week: feel sick, painful headache, minor breathing issues.

Third week: lingering symptoms but feel mostly better by the 2nd half of the week.

Fourth week: feel fine and dandy. Ready to go back but won't for the sake of humanity.[/QUOTE]