Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Retired11;7475104]I was in the Cape, so I thought I would try out the spa on Delprado north. I saw one of the Spanish girls. I did not get a name. Walked in and taken to a room. Girl spoke no English. Got undresses while she was in the room. I started to lay on my stomach and she motioned me to be on my back. The first thing she did was start stroking me with lots of oil. Tried to hurry things along. For $60 for hhr. Not worth my time and money. I will not repeat. No massage.[/QUOTE]This makes me sad as I have been considering trying this place to mix in verity beyond the normal Asian places. Bonus that its less than 5 minutes from my house making it ideal. Maybe I will still TOFTT and see if a different girl gives different results. My spanish is rusty though so maybe I will have the same exp. Have more of you fine gents had similar exp here?

Thank for the info.

Rick.

[QUOTE=Retired11;7475104]I was in the Cape, so I thought I would try out the spa on Delprado north. I saw one of the Spanish girls. I did not get a name. Walked in and taken to a room. Girl spoke no English. Got undresses while she was in the room. I started to lay on my stomach and she motioned me to be on my back. The first thing she did was start stroking me with lots of oil. Tried to hurry things along. For $60 for hhr. Not worth my time and money. I will not repeat. No massage.[/QUOTE]160 or 60 for the hh?

[QUOTE=Lance28;7475103]In Naples for work recently and was determined to find something. It seems like there are so many massage places everywhere but little to no reports in Collier County. With a case of yellow fever I decided to TOFTT on the south side of Naples just south of Rattlesnake Hammock on 41; plain office plaza next to the Wawa station there is a place simply called Health Spa. Despite the shitty exterior appearance, it was nice and clean on the inside with three girls working. All three were likely in their 40's, all dressed in scrubs so I figured I was in for a good massage at best. Definitely received that. Back walking, and a good deep tissue, zero teasing. Then all of a sudden came the light finger touch and request to turn over; was offered CBJ for the standard rate; she got undressed and was more attractive than I thought, offered CFS for two bills but I declined. Great CBJ and a nice cleanup and post nut massage. Probably would repeat; just hard to justify spending the cash when the Sarasota specials are a short drive north. Didn't catch the provider's name but I think all services are offered here.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure this place has changed names several times over the last few years. Always was reliable. Thought it closed during the crackdowns but happy to hear it's hanging in there.

[QUOTE=Retired11;7475104]I was in the Cape, so I thought I would try out the spa on Delprado north. I saw one of the Spanish girls. I did not get a name. Walked in and taken to a room. Girl spoke no English. Got undresses while she was in the room. I started to lay on my stomach and she motioned me to be on my back. The first thing she did was start stroking me with lots of oil. Tried to hurry things along. For $60 for hhr. Not worth my time and money. I will not repeat. No massage.[/QUOTE]I was quoted (by typing on a calculator) $$60. Straight to business. Too much like a revolving door for me. Someone was in before me, two popped in and left during the 15-20 minutes that I was there, and she had another waiting in the lobby as I finished getting dressed. I felt I should have skipped the experience. Super cute little figure on her though. So there's that.

Will be in Ft Myers this weekend and was wondering what the rates are at thr Honey Bee. That Kelly looks fire

[QUOTE=TheGlider;7471244]Love how the website says they don't do massages. What's the average rose count there?[/QUOTE].

I recently visited your area. My car needed an oil change so I scheduled it with the dealer. Looking at maps I noticed there was an AMP across the road so I figured that would be a good way to kill time while I wait for my car. I called them up and asked if they were open. She said they were and said she would give me directions. I told her I knew where they are, across from the car dealer. She said "Oh no. We moved". I told her my intentions of walking over from the dealer and she said they would pick me up and bring me back. When I got to the dealership I called her and sure enough they came and got me. We drove a few miles to another AMP, got a massage with really good teasing before the flip. On the flip she asked me why I wanted and I said "everything". She leans down and whispers in my ear "you know everything means you fucking me?" I assured her I knew what it meant. Clothes came off and the fun began. When we were done she took me back to get my car. I never heard of an AMP doing that before, but I sure appreciated it. Beats the hell out of sitting in the service area for 2 hours.

[QUOTE=TomWier;7479566]I recently visited your area. My car needed an oil change so I scheduled it with the dealer. Looking at maps I noticed there was an AMP across the road so I figured that would be a good way to kill time while I wait for my car. I called them up and asked if they were open. She said they were and said she would give me directions. I told her I knew where they are, across from the car dealer. She said "Oh no. We moved". I told her my intentions of walking over from the dealer and she said they would pick me up and bring me back. When I got to the dealership I called her and sure enough they came and got me. We drove a few miles to another AMP, got a massage with really good teasing before the flip. On the flip she asked me why I wanted and I said "everything". She leans down and whispers in my ear "you know everything means you fucking me?" I assured her I knew what it meant. Clothes came off and the fun began. When we were done she took me back to get my car. I never heard of an AMP doing that before, but I sure appreciated it. Beats the hell out of sitting in the service area for 2 hours.[/QUOTE]You get any BBBJ before the mount? If so, where is it located and what was the damage for FS.

[QUOTE=ThrowAway1313;7479936]You get any BBBJ before the mount? If so, where is it located and what was the damage for FS.[/QUOTE]No BBJ, just CBJ.

[QUOTE=TomWier;7480216]No BBJ, just CBJ.[/QUOTE]Get ready guys, the questions get tougher in the bonus rounds!!

How hard is it to answer the actual questions that were asked? Really.

[QUOTE=PorkSword;7480279]Get ready guys, the questions get tougher in the bonus rounds!!

How hard is it to answer the actual questions that were asked? Really.[/QUOTE]I answered as it was worded.

[QUOTE=TomWier;7480305]I answered as it was worded.[/QUOTE]No you didn't. You didn't answer the location of the spa and the damages you paid. It doesn't matter to me whether you do or not but these questions are what the other person asked and you didn't answer.

[QUOTE=QuartzB;7480432]No you didn't. You didn't answer the location of the spa and the damages you paid. It doesn't matter to me whether you do or not but these questions are what the other person asked and you didn't answer.[/QUOTE]QB; he got 1 out of 3.

Merry Christmas all.

[QUOTE=QuartzB;7480432]No you didn't. You didn't answer the location of the spa and the damages you paid. It doesn't matter to me whether you do or not but these questions are what the other person asked and you didn't answer.[/QUOTE]The first question asked if I got BBBJ, then it said IF SO where and how much. That told me if there was no BBBJ he didn't want the other information. Just to satisfy you, though, it was. 8 house, $$ tip. As for the location, I really don't know where I was. I called the number for Nini and they came and got me. I know we went and on Tamiami out of Collier Co.

Went to my old stomping grounds and met with Angela, was asked to keep the details low key all I will say is all the boxes were checked and even had a surprise visit by Yaya who was cute and petite. I highly recommend. Merry Christmas.

[QUOTE=SwampThang7;7480592]QB; he got 1 out of 3.

Merry Christmas all.[/QUOTE]I think by him stating it was CBJ and I asked about BBBJ he assumed I would not be interested which I am not. I don't get how anyone can get off in a bag from head. Since the answer killed what I was looking for I was satisfied with the result. Now I wish I could get your all opinion on honey bee. No one responds to that and I want to know what kind of service and damage it is. Someone said $$ for 30 mins. Those roses in Orlando got the girls tongue up your ass and near your tonsils. I am just looking for some bomb head while I am in the area not a colonoscopy.

Anyone have any experience at Ylan in Bonita? I pass it everyday on my way home. I have tried the other AMPs in the area and have limited luck with them.

[QUOTE=Retired11;7481029]Anyone have any experience at Ylan in Bonita? I pass it everyday on my way home. I have tried the other AMPs in the area and have limited luck with them.[/QUOTE]Its ok, just ok. Decent girls normally and a decent massage too. It's always been limited to L1.

Merry Christmas Ya filthy animals!! LOL.

[QUOTE=TomWier;7480644]The first question asked if I got BBBJ, then it said IF SO where and how much. That told me if there was no BBBJ he didn't want the other information. Just to satisfy you, though, it was. 8 house, $$ tip. As for the location, I really don't know where I was. I called the number for Nini and they came and got me. I know we went and on Tamiami out of Collier Co.[/QUOTE]I personally agree with you Tom. I read you answer perfectly fine based on what you were asked.

Are there any AMP's (legal license) in the Fort Myers, Cape Coral area that the room is set up more for extra curricular activities. I know the non-licensed ones do have couches, beds etc. , but I don't feel safe in the ones I have been to.

The legal licensed ones I have been to that offer extra services are not so conducive for enjoying the extra services. I'm not into the flat massage table to really enjoy the fun.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Headin;7481881]Are there any AMP's (legal license) in the Fort Myers, Cape Coral area that the room is set up more for extra curricular activities. I know the non-licensed ones do have couches, beds etc. , but I don't feel safe in the ones I have been to.

The legal licensed ones I have been to that offer extra services are not so conducive for enjoying the extra services. I'm not into the flat massage table to really enjoy the fun.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Not from the area but TOFTT here off of fowler and first time I have seen a couch in the massage room. Think that is the closest your going to get to not draw attention.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/bonita-springs-fl/massage/929-261-2716hot-asian-babesexy/607618613284[/URL]

[QUOTE=Headin;7481881]Are there any AMP's (legal license) in the Fort Myers, Cape Coral area that the room is set up more for extra curricular activities. I know the non-licensed ones do have couches, beds etc. , but I don't feel safe in the ones I have been to.

The legal licensed ones I have been to that offer extra services are not so conducive for enjoying the extra services. I'm not into the flat massage table to really enjoy the fun.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]You want licensed illegal services? What do you think the entity providing the license would say if they were licensing for massage but the place has bedrooms? Been in a few places in other states that had futons but nothing great about that. If you don't like a M table, chair or occasional couch you are swimming in the wrong ocean. You can find a lady on various sites who will come to you or offer a hotel room with all the bedroom amenities. If you prefer your own dungeon there are many willing to play in it but none will be licensed place of business. You can go to Canada or Europe for that.

[QUOTE=HipHop;7467279]I went to sunshine today the new girl was not beautiful but she was very attractive I must admit the massage was one of the best you get I did not ask her name yes Judy was there I have had good luck there in the past with the so called new girl if you have been there more than once you know what to ask.[/QUOTE]Sunshine on Cape Coral Parkway next to Tito's?

[QUOTE=Thunter;7482585]You want licensed illegal services? What do you think the entity providing the license would say if they were licensing for massage but the place has bedrooms? Been in a few places in other states that had futons but nothing great about that. If you don't like a M table, chair or occasional couch you are swimming in the wrong ocean. You can find a lady on various sites who will come to you or offer a hotel room with all the bedroom amenities. If you prefer your own dungeon there are many willing to play in it but none will be licensed place of business. You can go to Canada or Europe for that.[/QUOTE]Agree- I understand the dilemma.

[QUOTE=ThrowAway1313;7482573]Not from the area but TOFTT here off of fowler and first time I have seen a couch in the massage room. Think that is the closest your going to get to not draw attention.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/bonita-springs-fl/massage/929-261-2716hot-asian-babesexy/607618613284[/URL][/QUOTE]I have been to that one, I believe they are not licensed, didn't feel safe and next to a church type business suite!

Tried going to Sunshine on 41 today. Showed up and girl told me we are busy come back in hour, show back up hour later and she says she has another person waiting now and can I come back the following hour. Called it quits for the day. Wish more places would staff for the season.

Is there a choice if provider at Umi in the Cape or is it just one girl and you get whatever you get? Might hit it up this coming week if my other choice of spa doesn't pan out.

Thanks for the info.

Rick.

[QUOTE=RGar455;7489048]Tried going to Sunshine on 41 today. Showed up and girl told me we are busy come back in hour, show back up hour later and she says she has another person waiting now and can I come back the following hour. Called it quits for the day. Wish more places would staff for the season.[/QUOTE]Yea with the reduced number of places and the holidays when everyone is on vacation it's busy. Then the influx of snowbirds and visitors piles on making it worse for the next few months. I think the talent is limited too because of the rules. A few of these places could have 4 on staff at minimum in season and 1-2 in summer. Appointments are mostly worthless unless you know the mamasan then she may hold the spot.

I called then stopped at a known place the other day, only one working and her aunt was in town.

[QUOTE=Thunter;7490206]Yea with the reduced number of places and the holidays when everyone is on vacation it's busy. Then the influx of snowbirds and visitors piles on making it worse for the next few months. I think the talent is limited too because of the rules. A few of these places could have 4 on staff at minimum in season and 1-2 in summer. Appointments are mostly worthless unless you know the mamasan then she may hold the spot.

I called then stopped at a known place the other day, only one working and her aunt was in town.[/QUOTE]It's frustrating because even a year or two ago most of these places would have at the least two girls working and now you.

Show up hoping it's empty just for the chance you actually get in.

Went to AAA, drew Naomi I believe she said. Wasn't impressed. She had on jean shorts and a tank. Not really cute. Massage was weak, not much tease till right before the flip. Everything covered. Took about 30 seconds putting the cover on before the mount. Just barely firm at that point. A little standing mush and ready to leave. I wouldn't return.

[QUOTE=Bmcov;7491920]Went to AAA, drew Naomi I believe she said. Wasn't impressed. She had on jean shorts and a tank. Not really cute. Massage was weak, not much tease till right before the flip. Everything covered. Took about 30 seconds putting the cover on before the mount. Just barely firm at that point. A little standing mush and ready to leave. I wouldn't return.[/QUOTE]I was going to check out the new talent for the month. Sounds like you saved me a trip.

[QUOTE=Bmcov;7491920]Went to AAA, drew Naomi I believe she said. Wasn't impressed. She had on jean shorts and a tank. Not really cute. Massage was weak, not much tease till right before the flip. Everything covered. Took about 30 seconds putting the cover on before the mount. Just barely firm at that point. A little standing mush and ready to leave. I wouldn't return.[/QUOTE]I can echo having almost the exactly same experience at AAA. I will be spending my money else where.

[QUOTE=Nienhull;7494690]I was going to check out the new talent for the month. Sounds like you saved me a trip.[/QUOTE]I've seen people hype up AAA on here and every time I've gone my experiences have been super mediocre.

[QUOTE=RGar455;7494975]I've seen people hype up AAA on here and every time I've gone my experiences have been super mediocre.[/QUOTE]Most times they have two ladies there for one month sometimes they start at different times of the month has anyone seen the other girl I go there every few months definitely hit or missi always ask to see the other girl yes I have walked out it is your money more people do that things may change.

[QUOTE=HipHop;7495025]Most times they have two ladies there for one month sometimes they start at different times of the month has anyone seen the other girl I go there every few months definitely hit or missi always ask to see the other girl yes I have walked out it is your money more people do that things may change.[/QUOTE]I actually stopped in to see who came to the window. Nothing I was interested in but 2 other girls were busy and I couldn't wait. Last good talent there was Sarah 2-3 months ago. Very hit and miss here.

Headed down to Marco soon for six weeks. Wondering if anyone has any recommendations for a good MP to visit.

[QUOTE=ThrowAway1313;7482573]Not from the area but TOFTT here off of fowler and first time I have seen a couch in the massage room. Think that is the closest your going to get to not draw attention.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/bonita-springs-fl/massage/929-261-2716hot-asian-babesexy/607618613284[/URL][/QUOTE]I visited two days ago. Called and set up a time. Met by Mia- tall, thin, good teeth. Great time.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/hws/d/fort-myers-relaxing-massage/7907274309.html[/URL]

Has anybody had any luck seeing this one?

Just curious?

[QUOTE=PorkSword;7500096][URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/hws/d/fort-myers-relaxing-massage/7907274309.html[/URL]

Has anybody had any luck seeing this one?

Just curious?[/QUOTE]Good luck getting a response. I'm not the only one who has sent emails never to hear back. If your experience is different, please share details.

[QUOTE=Wartyboy4;7500679]Good luck getting a response. I'm not the only one who has sent emails never to hear back. If your experience is different, please share details.[/QUOTE]Ok, I feel a little better now, thought it was just me.

Two emails, no response. Oh well, no harm no foul.

[QUOTE=RavenousRick;7489891]Is there a choice if provider at Umi in the Cape or is it just one girl and you get whatever you get? Might hit it up this coming week if my other choice of spa doesn't pan out.

Thanks for the info.

Rick.[/QUOTE]Looked like a homeless person living there. Trash and shit piled all over the place. Everything smelled weird. Girl was ugly and unclean. Stay away!