Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AllBenny;3625839]That is very odd. Been to see her dozens of times over the last 10+ years.

Must have been an off day. I guess we all have them. But every single time I have seen her she has been on her game.

I must confess that when her sister was working with her It wasn't so great.[/QUOTE]Yes, I am a "White Knight" for Lily having seen and reviewed her many times over the years.

Your first misfortune with Lily while totally frustrating and I feel sorry for you, is a true representation of Lily. Something screwed up (stuff happens) and she took responsibility for it.

You say you scheduled your second visit on her last day. Was your second visit scheduled for Monday or Tuesday? I saw her late Monday and she said she did have a lot of cancelations and non-confirmations, so I have no idea what happened. If it was scheduled for Tuesday I know why. Lily last day as posted in her ad was Monday. She did have Tuesday on her internet schedule and I told her. She said that was wrong and would correct it, however she got real busy and forgot to cancel the appointments scheduled for Tuesday. On Tuesday she was on a plane to Florida and turn off her Albany phone number.

Still this is her bad and really not like her. I know it is little help now, but I believe if you contact her in March when she returns she will make it up to you.

[QUOTE=Walker22;3622005]I went to Door 9 recently and I think I had the same woman you're talking about. She gave the absolute worst massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. It was a struggle to get her to even lift up her shirt and though there was a CBJ, pardon the pun, it sucked.[/QUOTE]Was the Door 9 CBJ of the infamous Saran Wrap type? That and getting shorted on time are why that's off my list of stops. Osborne you just get shorted on time but at least you get your monies worth; if you like a massage with negotiable extras.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;3626397]Was the Door 9 CBJ of the infamous Saran Wrap type? That and getting shorted on time are why that's off my list of stops. Osborne you just get shorted on time but at least you get your monies worth; if you like a massage with negotiable extras.[/QUOTE]Door 9 is definitely off my list of possibles. Osborne was great with Lily, who apparently left some time ago; Cece, while willing, doesn't give the greatest massage and doesn't come close to what Lily'd do. I'm willing to give Osborne another try, though. Is it just me or are some of the AMPs just getting older and chunkier? I've found myself just walking away when some of them've opened the door. Time the consumer got more bang, so to speak, for the buck.

[QUOTE=Walker22;3627601]Door 9 is definitely off my list of possibles. Osborne was great with Lily, who apparently left some time ago; Cece, while willing, doesn't give the greatest massage and doesn't come close to what Lily'd do. I'm willing to give Osborne another try, though. Is it just me or are some of the AMPs just getting older and chunkier? I've found myself just walking away when some of them've opened the door. Time the consumer got more bang, so to speak, for the buck.[/QUOTE]I think most of the younger more desirable are kept in the big city, I bet the profits are better there.

Went by Jens today, in Clifton park.

Looking at the building who would have known was lay inside, LOL.

Anyways. Say a young chubby girl, only one working. Once inside the room I noticed she acting wasn't all that chubby and was very firm and tight.

Small b cups, but full and firm no drooping at all.

Couldn't get her to go for BJ of any kind, she said never do that there. I tried the whole session, even offer her to tell me what it would take and she just said never.

Sigh, weird, she had no problems with me playing with her, did I mention she had a tight body and very firm B cups?

Anyway there was plenty of HE. Only went 30 minutes. 45 for HH and 50 tip. Will not be going back. Can get the same at other places for half that.

Has anyone had better luck here? Was it me or just maybe wrong girl working? Shorted time too FYI.

Scott.

Having been there many times but by no means a regular, you could usually count on two things. One: getting shorted on time every time. Two; at least be able to negotiate for extras.

I was nearby today so stopped in early this afternoon. I got Mimi who I hadn't seen before. I told her right away that last time I had paid for an hour and had been shorted 20 minutes and was told "next time" they would make up for it. Of course that didn't go over well so I told her I would take an hh and paid the 50. She started with some light touching for about 5 minutes and that was it. Turn over. She asked what I wanted. I told her FS for 100. She said she didn't do that and offered a BJ for 100. I said no way and she said 50 for an HJ. I told her again that every time I came in I got shorted on time, loud enough for the guy in the next room to hear me. I told her 40 and she said ok; I think more to shut me up. She proceeded to give me a pretty good HJ with warm oil, only OTC roaming allowed. I held out for a good 15 minutes so my time expired as I was getting dressed. She had the other girl check me out and asked if I'd been there before. Guess she didn't believe me. I said the last time was 4-5 weeks ago, and the reason I didn't come in more often is because I was sick of getting shorted on time. She acted like she didn't understand but she did, no doubt. I will not be returning to Osborne for at least 6 months or maybe never.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;3632721]Having been there many times but by no means a regular, you could usually count on two things. One: getting shorted on time every time. Two; at least be able to negotiate for extras.

I was nearby today so stopped in early this afternoon. I got Mimi who I hadn't seen before. I told her right away that last time I had paid for an hour and had been shorted 20 minutes and was told "next time" they would make up for it. Of course that didn't go over well so I told her I would take an hh and paid the 50. She started with some light touching for about 5 minutes and that was it. Turn over. She asked what I wanted. I told her FS for 100. She said she didn't do that and offered a BJ for 100. I said no way and she said 50 for an HJ. I told her again that every time I came in I got shorted on time, loud enough for the guy in the next room to hear me. I told her 40 and she said ok; I think more to shut me up. She proceeded to give me a pretty good HJ with warm oil, only OTC roaming allowed. I held out for a good 15 minutes so my time expired as I was getting dressed. She had the other girl check me out and asked if I'd been there before. Guess she didn't believe me. I said the last time was 4-5 weeks ago, and the reason I didn't come in more often is because I was sick of getting shorted on time. She acted like she didn't understand but she did, no doubt. I will not be returning to Osborne for at least 6 months or maybe never.[/QUOTE]Is the Osborne AMP near the intersection with Albany Shaker Road? I still can't find the place. Is it behind the fire-rescue station building? I drove down that driveway to the back but didn't see any AMP signs.

[QUOTE=DelMarMan;3632886]Is the Osborne AMP near the intersection with Albany Shaker Road? I still can't find the place. Is it behind the fire-rescue station building? I drove down that driveway to the back but didn't see any AMP signs.[/QUOTE]You don't want to find that place. Short on time. Lame massage. Upsell. More upsell. Tip up front. Etc. Count yourself lucky. You were right there though. In that nondescript building at the bottom of the drive. No sign.

[QUOTE=AlPastor;3633130]You don't want to find that place. Short on time. Lame massage. Upsell. More upsell. Tip up front. Etc. Count yourself lucky. You were right there though. In that nondescript building at the bottom of the drive. No sign.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. I'll stick with my favorites, Fuller Road and you Spa.

[QUOTE=AlPastor;3633130]You don't want to find that place. Short on time. Lame massage. Upsell. More upsell. Tip up front. Etc. Count yourself lucky. You were right there though. In that nondescript building at the bottom of the drive. No sign.[/QUOTE]He's right. I forgot to mention she had to have the tip up front. Just another reason not to go besides always shorted and "next time" never happens.

Does anyone know of any FS AMP in either troy albany or schenectady area.

[QUOTE=JcFireDog1247;3633890]Does anyone know of any FS AMP in either troy albany or schenectady area.[/QUOTE]To answer your question, from what I know.

The semi new AMP at 15th. And hoosick is deff legit.

There is normally an older, short GUY working the desk.

As for the semi new one up in brunswick on hoosick st. / route 7.

90% legit, I only say that because I was there over the summer and the girl I had was older, kinda chubby and new.

She would not do anything but I grabbed her hand and she did not resist and had her stroke me a few times.

And a lot of utc roaming, all the time I'm doing my roaming, she's just staring up at the clock.

With this "please hurry so I can get him out of here" semi disgusted look in her face.

And finally, the one on state street in downtown troy. Went about 2 years ago, 100% legit.

But at the same time I read a review on that one and I guess the dude got lucky and was able to get a little action.

Hope I helped out atleast one person with this info.

17 State St. When I went got HE, tits out. This was likely over year ago. I stopped in recently just to see who was there and an older woman was there, wearing fishnet sockings and hot pants. They are not legit.

Hoosick St. Went there early this year and got lots of tease, tit sucking. Heard from someone in pm that they give HE and one of them lets you play with her.

Don't think this ecactly contradicts Ambien, but think these places are less legit than he said.

BTW Ambien you never clarified which place had the hot young women you posted, about few weeks ago. Was it Osborn or Door 9.

Decided to take a longer road trip to the green spa. I was greeted at the door by an old woman and she led to a room where I was greeted by a taller, mid-thirties woman, nice looking, with a very short skirt and huge Ds. Opted for the hour (80) and the massage was decent. Not the best, but good. She climbed on top and rubbed her bare legs up and down my thighs while she rubbed my back. On the flip, the negotiations began. Settled on 120 for FS (probably could have got her down to 100). She ran her tongue along my thighs before moving on to a CBJ. It was great and I didn't even know she had slipped the cover on with her mouth when she started. This was followed by CG position (BJ was better). The whole experience was pricey but will likely repeat.

[QUOTE=GreatKingRat;3635861]Decided to take a longer road trip to the green spa. I was greeted at the door by an old woman and she led to a room where I was greeted by a taller, mid-thirties woman, nice looking, with a very short skirt and huge Ds. Opted for the hour (80) and the massage was decent. Not the best, but good. She climbed on top and rubbed her bare legs up and down my thighs while she rubbed my back. On the flip, the negotiations began. Settled on 120 for FS (probably could have got her down to 100). She ran her tongue along my thighs before moving on to a CBJ. It was great and I didn't even know she had slipped the cover on with her mouth when she started. This was followed by CG position (BJ was better). The whole experience was pricey but will likely repeat.[/QUOTE]Very pricey, everytime I have gone all that was there was an older lady that I didn't want touching me.

The 2nd time I was stopped at the door and told the massage lady didn't show up for her shift.

Cozy Spa in the same town, is hit and miss. All depends on who is working and normally its 80 for hour and 60 for HE. Way over priced.