Massage Parlor Reports

TurnedOn reported here back near the end of August that the Old Go-Karts had regrouped again, this time in Anaheim. They want to fly UTR so unless you have the old phone number they'll be hard to find. The way they want it. If I were just in town for a day or so and wanted a near sure thing, I'd see the BP place that uses the tag Barranca. I say "near" because YMMV. There are also the SkyPark's but all of that is getting confusing, to me anyway. Finally, Garden Grove is close by and there are a number of obvious places, via BP, who are not looking to be discreet, but won't be up much longer.

[QUOTE=PasadenaBobby; 1285186]My last trip to Irvine I visited a place near a go kart track. Can anyone tell me if the place still exists and if so is it still worth the visit? I will drive by in a day or 2 if nobody can tell me. Just hoping to not waste a trip if it isn't there or the QOS is suffering.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fistfirst;1285333]TurnedOn reported here back near the end of August that the Old Go-Karts had regrouped again, this time in Anaheim. They want to fly UTR so unless you have the old phone number they'll be hard to find. The way they want it. If I were just in town for a day or so and wanted a near sure thing, I'd see the BP place that uses the tag Barranca. I say "near" because YMMV. There are also the SkyPark's but all of that is getting confusing, to me anyway. Finally, Garden Grove is close by and there are a number of obvious places, via BP, who are not looking to be discreet, but won't be up much longer.[/QUOTE]Thanks fist and oc for the info. Anaheim is a bit far for me right now. My understanding of GG is it is mostly Viet places which my past experience, including last night, along with other reports is that they are a bit pricier. I have been to a place or 2 in skypark in the past but yeah that area can get a bit confusing. I will do a search on BP for Barranca. I have always been partial to K girls as they seem most willing to go the extra mile most of the time so that is what I am hoping to find.

[QUOTE=HalfmoonBay;1282689]I experienced the same. MILF quality, very open to suggestions and even a personal telephone number for special situations.[/QUOTE]Anyone know what happened to Tracy at Valencia? They said she doesn't work there anymore. I got her personal cell, but there's no pick up as well.

New place in Orange on W. Chapman & 57 Fwy. Advertises in CL and BP. Called T Massage. Thought I'the check it out since it's close to work and haven't seen any reports on this site or others. Called and asked prices. $60 / hr. I asked, No grand opening special or discount? She replies, How soon can you get here? I said half an hour. She said, Ok, give you $10 off – fifty dolla. Deal.

Place smells like fresh paint. Furnishings a little sparse. Got Sophia (Hispanic name on a Chinese provider). Nice girl, mid-upper 20's, wearing jeans with 2 inch belt (for security purposes.). Received a very good massage, I mean really good, worked over everything, except the feet, though. She had some moves I've never received before. However, NO extras discussed, hinted, inferred, implied, etc. Any time I moved my arm, she darted the opposite way. Quick eyes and feet on that girl. Maybe she played soccer in high school? Went in not expecting anything, so I wasn't disappointed. Your basic TOFFT.

Just what Orange needs. Another legit place. But if it's a good massage is what your looking for – go for it. Another downside is it's on a very busy street in a small, busy stripmall that's very visible from all angles. With this location I doubt it'll ever become non-legit.

[QUOTE=Fistfirst;1285333]TurnedOn reported here back near the end of August that the Old Go-Karts had regrouped again, this time in Anaheim. They want to fly UTR so unless you have the old phone number they'll be hard to find. The way they want it. If I were just in town for a day or so and wanted a near sure thing, I'd see the BP place that uses the tag Barranca. I say "near" because YMMV. There are also the SkyPark's but all of that is getting confusing, to me anyway. Finally, Garden Grove is close by and there are a number of obvious places, via BP, who are not looking to be discreet, but won't be up much longer.[/QUOTE]So as I mentioned yesterday I was going to hit up the place on Barranca. Well I just got back to my hotel room and here is the story:

When I got inside I asked MMS if I could see the girls. I was introduced to Sarah and Mimi. Both had their pros and cons but I opted to go with Mimi, who was the thicker of the 2. I am not into fat but a little thick is better than a bag of bones as far as I am concerned and most times the bigger girls try harder to compensate, which I like.

I got undressed and lay on the table buck ass nekkid to wait for her. I never cover with the towel. Makes it perfectly clear exactly why I am there and gives me a quick first impression of the girl. Mimi immediately went for the towel to cover me. This usually leads me to believe that the session will still be productive but it won't be as much fun as I am hoping.

So she gave a lame massage for about 5 minutes then the flip. On the flip she took my right hand and placed on her left boob while she massaged my arm. Then she leaned over the table to reach my left arm and my right hand went to work on her ass. She let out a moan or two and then sat on the edge of the bed and asked what I wanted and I indicated everything and she stepped out to get the rain gear. A minute later she returned and joined me in our birthday suits and she put those knockers to use up and down my body and I put my right index finger to work on her clit to the point she was all but dripping on the carpet. During her prep work her tongue almost hit my brown eye but she came up short. A bit of a disappointment but then she climbed on board the Bobby express for some CG. We moved on to K9 and finished mish.

Provider. Mimi.

Looks. 5.

Best asset. Nipples (Thick and big just like I love them and she loves have them played with)

Massage Quality. 2.

Service Quality. 7.

Damage.4 + $ (prepaid)

Thanks Fist for the tip.

So for what will likely be my last adventure in Irvine, until I am sent here for training again some day, I paid a visit to a place on main that if you have been there you will probably recognize the fact that I was told to park in spot 1041.

I was met there by the AAMP MMS who led me to the apt where I was introduced to Jenny who was wearing an orange bikini. She looked pretty yummy but a bit too skinny for my liking. I guess the only thing I like about the super skinny girls is the tight pussy that usually comes with them. More on that later.

She asked for the money, typical in an AAMP but the fee was $20 more than I am accustomed to for 30 minutes of fun. Still when you are standing the the room with a pretty K-Girl in a bikini and you are already naked, it is not so easy to negotiate and she pretty much holds all the cards at that point. So I paid up.

She led me to the shower and I cleaned up a bit, hoping she would join me as the other AAMPs I frequent in my areas the girls usually do. But she stayed in the main room. Disappointing for sure.

After drying, I laid on the bed and she gave a decent, back only, massage for about 5 minutes, which included walking on my back. That was a nice treat. She even got my back to "crack" at one point which almost never happens unless I am visiting a professional chiropractor. So I give her kudos for that! The problem with the massage was that there was no erotic quality to it whatsoever. So when she finished she had me turn over and little Bobby was still soft serve.

To my amazment though, without even trying to wake him up she manually forced what had to be the world's most heavy duty rain coat. Then she went to work on her oral exam to get me up. Her skills were quite lacking though and it must have taken another 5 minutes to get me maybe to 3/4 mast. I was hoping that perhaps me spending a few minutes dining out would help so when she got on her back I pulled her to the edge of the bed and started to go down and she put the kaibash on that idea REAL FAST!

Alright, so at 3/4 staff I went in and started to pump away mish but I could feel NOTHING. It's like I was screwing air. At times I wasn't even sure I was inside her. I don't know if it was because I was not fully ready, I was wearing a think glove, she had the grand canyon for a pussy or some combination of the 3. Or maybe her last customer was Lexington Steele or Mandingo and she hadn't recovered yet. Also she kept her eyes closed the whole time. True, I am no Brad Pitt but I ain't no Gilbert Gottfried either. But I starting thinking to myself at this point,"As skinny as this girl is why do I feel nothing?"

So I suggest doggy for a while as that usually makes things a bit tighter. We went at that for probably another 5 minutes but it wasn't much better and she obviously wasn't into it and requested we go back to mish for the finish. I was like "OK" and we switched back but again it was like nailing a corpse. Eyes closed, no sound just lying there and I was starting to reduce from my never fully erect state. At this point I asked her to finish me off manually.

So still with the rubber on she went to work with her right hand, then her left, then her right, then her left, then both, then her right. You get the point. No technique just squeeze and yank for what seemed like forever. Finally I removed the condom to restore feeling to my member and asked her if she had any oil and finished myself off while she watched. She must have tried for 10 minutes and got me close a few times but then stopped to switch hands because she was tired.

I am looking forward to getting home where I know who to see depending on the service I want. 2 more days.

Provider. Jenny.

Looks. 8.

Best asset. Boobs (Just the right size for her frame)

Massage Quality. 7.

Service Quality. 1.

Damage. $.4 (prepaid)

Went to Mint. It was just alright. Had to coax her in to giving me the handshake. But once she did it was a good one.

LFDS. Much better massage than mint. HE was great and the breasts came out and the pants dropped for play!

Last night I dreamt would hit up the AMP by JWA. I dreamt I went to the one I had been to a couple times but it was closed. Looked up number for new location and was directed in. I am not from OC and sure there are several AMPs in the area. This is the one that fronts as an Asian food store (kinda funny).

Paid. 50 and was led in to the room. In came Sarah. Nice Asian girl that has a very good body. Nice B's or small C's and a curvy nice ass. Face about a 7 body a solid 8. Performance was a 8. Massage was a 4 as usual in my dreams. Very rough no lotion. It felt like she was skinning me alive for a few minutes.

On the turn asked what I wanted and I said I want it all. Put my and on ker kitty and had me rub it and said no problem. Asked for $ and 1 gave her 1. She left and came back in and proceed to let me rub my hands all over her and gave me ample viewing angles. She then spent 5 minutes licking the boys before she put the cover on with her mouth. Very good oral skills with lots of moaning and visual contact. The entire time she never let the boys get lonely.

She then asked if I wanted to return the favor. I passed on that. She then hopped on top and rode for about 10 minutes until she was tired and sked if doggy worked. Hell yeah it does. Tried that and mish for another 15minute before I asked her to remove the cover and finish me with her hands. Great technique rubbing little stewie over her body will using both hands. The big finish came and she wokred it till it was all over. Literally.

Good time for the money and definetly went longer than 30min which I believe is what MMS said I was getting. Excuse typos trying to post more activity and I am traveling so it is tough riding shotgun in a car.

Dream safely!

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden; 1288221]Went to Mint. It was just alright. Had to coax her in to giving me the handshake. But once she did it was a good one.

LFDS. Much better massage than mint. HE was great and the breasts came out and the pants dropped for play![/QUOTE]I went by 101 for the scond time the other day it used to be 123 in the same area and it was pretty good. First time got an asian girls with nice boobs looks half mexican, with her I got nothing. Second time got Natalie she is so so looking and a little older but was offered more than normal, I ended up tipping $60 and left very happy. As I was walking out saw a hot 24 yr old about 5-4 slim average size boobs girl walking in, does any one know who she is I would like to see her next time. I also tried the new place in LH off of Verdugo and it was okay I got a pretty big mexican girl but the massage was good, I tipped $40. I did see one other girl here as I was walking out and she was pretty good looking.

Could you find your balls and cut out this 'dream' nonsense? If you're that paranoid about LE maybe you should consider a new hobby.

[QUOTE=Stewie Lives; 1288259]Last night I dreamt would hit up the AMP by JWA.

Dream safely![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stewie Lives; 1288259]Last night I dreamt would hit up the AMP by JWA. I dreamt I went to the one I had been to a couple times but it was closed. Looked up number for new location and was directed in. I am not from OC and sure there are several AMPs in the area. This is the one that fronts as an Asian food store (kinda funny).

Paid. 50 and was led in to the room. In came Sarah. Nice Asian girl that has a very good body. Nice B's or small C's and a curvy nice ass. Face about a 7 body a solid 8. Performance was a 8. Massage was a 4 as usual in my dreams. Very rough no lotion. It felt like she was skinning me alive for a few minutes.

On the turn asked what I wanted and I said I want it all. Put my and on ker kitty and had me rub it and said no problem. Asked for $ and 1 gave her 1. She left and came back in and proceed to let me rub my hands all over her and gave me ample viewing angles. She then spent 5 minutes licking the boys before she put the cover on with her mouth. Very good oral skills with lots of moaning and visual contact. The entire time she never let the boys get lonely.

She then asked if I wanted to return the favor. I passed on that. She then hopped on top and rode for about 10 minutes until she was tired and sked if doggy worked. Hell yeah it does. Tried that and mish for another 15minute before I asked her to remove the cover and finish me with her hands. Great technique rubbing little stewie over her body will using both hands. The big finish came and she wokred it till it was all over. Literally.

Good time for the money and definetly went longer than 30min which I believe is what MMS said I was getting. Excuse typos trying to post more activity and I am traveling so it is tough riding shotgun in a car.

Dream safely![/QUOTE]Stop writing that you have a dream at a massage. It's get really annoying.

[QUOTE=Hornilius69;1288772]Stop writing that you have a dream at a massage. It's get really annoying.[/QUOTE]Maybe it really is just a dream and he can't even get laid in a massage joint.

Was in the Anaheim / GG area with a few minutes to spend & came upon that old standby 710 Brookhurst, the site for many many memories AND horror stories from many years of action. Wasn't sure Suite Q was still in operation, I remember some Latina hotties in there. And who could forget suite "F" because we call know what the "F" stands for. Didn; t have time for a massage this time, but I did peek inside "S" & got a card. I saw a mms (with a familiar face, I will try to remember where) & caught a glimpse of an Asian cuties wearing a black dress with spaghetti shoulder strap, faux pearl necklace (LOL) & little high heel pumps & falsie eyelashes. Anyone know if they are good to go?

I found paradise on Friday in GG. Standard AMP. 50 entry fee. I was greeted by a latin provider wearing a skimpy dress which was a great sign. She asked if it was my first time and I told her yes. She took me back to a room and gave me a weak massage with some teasing of the boys. She then asked me to flip and with no discussion took her clothes off. She came over to me and allowed touching all over and began to kiss the boys and stroke me. I stopped her when she put on the condom because I didn't plan on FS and only had. 50 on me. I explained this to her and she asked if a CBJ was ok. Hell yeah. She gave a decent CBJ and then cleaned me up.

Gabriella. 25-30.

Looks: 7.

Ass: 9 (nice and round)

Breasts: 4 (B's and not to perky)

Service: 8

Anyone noticed this new business popped up in a location where there used to be a decent KAMP on E. Garry in Santa Ana near Dyer?

Wondering if anyone had been there yet?

[QUOTE=Member #2157; 1290147]Anyone noticed this new business popped up in a location where there used to be a decent KAMP on E. Garry in Santa Ana near Dyer?

Wondering if anyone had been there yet?[/QUOTE]This place has been around for at least 10 years, and has stayed in business by being low low key, unlike other places. Lets keep it quiet. You can get what you like there. For you long timers, I remember seeing Sonia (?) years and years ago in in silver / gold work outfit that she wore forever. The little Amy.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1290208]This place has been around for at least 10 years, and has stayed in business by being low low key, unlike other places. Lets keep it quiet. You can get what you like there. For you long timers, I remember seeing Sonia (?) years and years ago in in silver / gold work outfit that she wore forever. The little Amy.[/QUOTE]Did anyone else go to the legit place next door? I went to both places and for a real message the Chinese lady next door did just that and she was a sweetheart. Anyone know where she may have gone after her place closed a year or 2 ago?

Thanks

I saw an ad in the CL casual encounters section for a young 26 year old asian offering massages. I emailed her and got this reply:

60 for an hour not including tips. I'm located near south coast plaza. I'm available Monday- Sunday from 10:30-7pm.

Deep tissue, Swedish, sensual. Appointment needed. Thanks.

kellietieu21@yahoo.com

Anybody try her?

My first time here, .50 to enter, was greeted at the window by the provider, ask if I been there before for which I told the truth that a friend recommended the place, she ask which friend to which I replied does it matter the name. Ok lets say Steve, she laughed, she said they have been opened for 2 weeks,

She led me to the room which is nice enough, she left and 2 minutes went by and she came back in, told me to lye on the bed, and she gave me the lamest try at a massage I have ever had (mind you been in this hobby for 15 + years) BUT she knew why I was there, to get my throbbing cock drained in her pussy, she is very mechanical, wanted 1. 2 but offered. 80 and we settled on 1, wanted me to pay up front which I did but told her I don't like too, she complained that I was too rough with her breasts, all in all she gave me what I came for and it got the job done, CBJ plus 2 positions, she is a real pro at this, probably services 15-20 dudes a day and has done so for the past 7 years, she talks dirty during the act as she knows this gets us guys to unload our man juice more quickly, cleaned up and exited through the back door.

Most likely will not return as other places up north a bit in LA are much more relaxing and accommodating.

Damage on pocket book: 1. 5.

Lynn. 27-31.

Looks: 8.

Ass: nice and plump but firm for a good pounding.

Breasts: 6 (big bolt-on's)

Service: 6 (too mechanical and rush)

On Sunday, I had an opportunity to go to westminster by myself, so took the chance to relax a little on Brookhurst behind seafood place people have been talking about.

Since I haven't really part took on this hobby recent, I was really pumped up. I first drove thru beach with not much action, so decided on this place. Blonde latina with slip on came out and asked me the normal question. Since I don't look anything like an uncle, she took my fitty and took me into the room. She told me get undressed and wait about 10 mins. Man, that was one of the longest 10 minutes ever.

Came back after 10 mins, started a lamest swedish massage on my back and told me the regular deal of $. I was going to first go for BJ, but changed my mind after seeing her going down on me. It was ok, but could have been better. What bugged me was the smeel of her body lotion. Had hard time getting it off. But she was kinda cute, my flavor with lots on highlights.

The funniest thing is that, they had a room that says "XRAY" on one of their doors inside. They should have labeled it "XRAY-ted". She told me that there were two girls working, but did not seem like it. And also said most of them leave by 7:30.

Correction.

Harbor instead of Brookhurst.

[QUOTE=Ryan Tanaka; 1291956]On Sunday, I had an opportunity to go to westminster by myself, so took the chance to relax a little on Brookhurst behind seafood place people have been talking about.

Since I haven't really part took on this hobby recent, I was really pumped up. I first drove thru beach with not much action, so decided on this place. Blonde latina with slip on came out and asked me the normal question. Since I don't look anything like an uncle, she took my fitty and took me into the room. She told me get undressed and wait about 10 mins. Man, that was one of the longest 10 minutes ever.

Came back after 10 mins, started a lamest swedish massage on my back and told me the regular deal of $. I was going to first go for BJ, but changed my mind after seeing her going down on me. It was ok, but could have been better. What bugged me was the smeel of her body lotion. Had hard time getting it off. But she was kinda cute, my flavor with lots on highlights.

The funniest thing is that, they had a room that says "XRAY" on one of their doors inside. They should have labeled it "XRAY-ted". She told me that there were two girls working, but did not seem like it. And also said most of them leave by 7:30.[/QUOTE]

I hit 12128 on Beach on Monday. Paid. 5 for one hour. Good massage, thought something might happen as she wasn't afraid to touch the boys while I was on my stomach. After the flip she said no we don't do that here. TIpped her. 1 and was out.

I still had the itch so on Tuesday I hit a place advertised as brand new on backpage in Garden Grove. The MMS used to be at 513 Brookhurst for those who went there. She said she recognized me from there. Quoted. 5 for an hour and I bit. Next time I'll take the. 3 for a half hour special. Lame massage by a mid to late thirties "japanese". Probably korean not sure. After 5 minutes of her light touches which were aimed right at the boys I flipped. She asked what I wanted. I told her I only have. 7. Poor planning on my part. She offered a nude CBJ and I accepted. Gave the roughest BJ I've ever had. I had to force myself to finish. Her name was Tracy. Either go HJ or FS because the CBJ was horrible.

Looks. 6-7 too old for me.

Service. 3 Bad BJ.

Breasts. 7 nice see's.

Ass. 6 too flat for my taste

Interesting article about "touch me touch you" LE check in NJ- now 6 cops on leave.

[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/07/undercover-newark-cop-sting_n_1000710.html?icid=maing-grid7[/url]|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk3|102635

[QUOTE=SummerLeo; 1293109]Interesting article about "touch me touch you" LE check in NJ- now 6 cops on leave.

[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/07/undercover-newark-cop-sting_n_1000710.html?icid=maing-grid7[/url]

|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk3|102635[/QUOTE]Newark's got far worse things to worry about than massage parlors.

Went a week ago Friday. Usually LMP, FS joint. 50/100 Difference was Alexia- She is white. 100% American college girl of 25- Like the old days on Birch in Newport. Everything standard, DATY 50 more. Good body, Nice face and skin- If you are young, you would love to take her to a club. Ok service, but that may be because I am an old guy- Havn't seen good looking white girl at MP in long time. Works only Friday. 12-8- Have a feeling just there a short time to get a bankroll, so hit it fast.

I weekend-warrior'ed it this weekend, and now I'm wayyyy sore. I need a real massage, but I want a good one that ends in a full release (one way or another). Any particular recommendations? I'm hoping for a true CMT that dabbles in our little utr world.

[QUOTE=Bronsonator;1294174]I weekend-warrior'ed it this weekend, and now I'm wayyyy sore. I need a real massage, but I want a good one that ends in a full release (one way or another). Any particular recommendations? I'm hoping for a true CMT that dabbles in our little utr world.[/QUOTE]Mind body comfort, fairview and baker. Glamour Glamour Newport, both have good massage and stress relief

Went about 2 weeks ago, saw V-girl, Kelly, probably worst provider in 8 yrs been doing this. Clean freak, had me use alcohol sterilizer to clean my

Privates first, kept wiping herself wherever I touched, stiff armed me if I got too close to her face, just was not a nice person, period. Paid 40 for half hr,

Gave her what she asked. 140 for FS, but I stopped everything, told her she's not nice, got dressed, she brought in another provider and I told her Kelly's

Mean and that I'm never coming back. Also, told them both that I was going to write online my bad experience, told second girl I gave Kelly 180 for

Nothing and meaness. Incredible. If any of you go there, tell them a monger wrote about Kelly. She really should not be doing this, you could tell she

Hated what she was doing. I should've known and left when I was getting the 40 entrance fee from my pocket, Kelly was putting her hand in my pocket to get more money in my pocket! No lie! I was so upset with the experience, it took me awhile to write this.

I felt like trying something new, my back was sore so I figured if all I got out of it was a half decent massage it wouldn't be a total loss. Walked in and paid the. 40 for a 1/2 hour. Undressed and laid down on the table and waited a few min. A young Asian girl walked in (mid 20's) and I have to say she was a solid 8 in the looks department. She was wearing a short form fitting dress that showed off her toned legs and perky B's. I'm not much of a talker so she asked the typical questions to make sure I wasn't "dirty". After a lame attempt at a massage but with plenty of teasing. Which is my favorite part of the whole experience (something about the girl testing the limits and building up to what hopefully will be a good finish is what makes me enjoy this hobby) she saw I was looking for more and asked me to turn over. She got right down to business and asked me what I wanted.

Now I wasn't expecting FS at a new location, I didn't bring enough so I just asked for a CBJ. She said ok without discussing a price. She brought out the rubber and undressed and went right to it. She was very skilled and used everything she knew to get me off. I had free access to roam her body and I took full advantage. She wasn't the best I have had but defiantly made me regret not having enough for FS. She didn't hold back and made sure to get every drop into that rubber. After I was done she cleaned me up, helped me get dressed. I gave her the. 60 I brought and she gave me a nice hug and grope and walked me out. I will defiantly go back and try the FS.

(On a side note I saw 2 other girls in the "office" part of the building and one looked early 30's and the other was early 20's but both the same solid 8 in looks.)

Looks: 8.

Ass: 8 (firm and round)

Breasts: 7 (Perky B's)

Service: 8

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1294227]Mind body comfort, fairview and baker. Glamour Glamour Newport, both have good massage and stress relief[/QUOTE]I hate to say it you probably got Holly / Paulina / Kelly. She has been around for years, worked at Brookhurst and Chapman, worked at Minh Ha and now here. I won't go there either eventhough I have a good friend that works there.

Asian Lover

[QUOTE=Asian Lover; 1294730]I hate to say it you probably got Holly / Paulina / Kelly. She has been around for years, worked at Brookhurst and Chapman, worked at Minh Ha and now here. I won't go there either eventhough I have a good friend that works there.

Asian Lover[/QUOTE]Holly has not been there all year, put out to pasture. Paulina I believe (unless they got a new one or she came back) was gone two years ago for I think providing extra extra specials. Not sure about Kelly-Line up includes Lola, Lilly, Sophie, Jenny and one or two others. Good massage and HE. Nice ladies

Well let me start out by sending a warm thanks to all the fellow pros and jv mongers out there who have been providing such helpful intel on all of my fav providers out there. I have been lurker status for about 2 years now and felt it was time to make my presence known. Let me also pay homage to Cash who has been extremely helpful over the years as well as a few other seniors that give just enough info that with a simple search + cross ref + BP sweep will yield the answer to the cryptic cypher that keeps our habit in service.

I have taken a few months off from the usual spots as I've been low on scratch and the econ has been crap. But recently did a scan of posts a few months back to get the 411 on whats been happening in the scene. Is it true that Joy in Sky is closed? If so, man that sucks. I used to hit that place up once a month. J, N, M* were my fav's there. Would venture up the the GG spots frequently. Probably could have paid off a car by now with the funds I've dropped over the years. Owell.

So my next excursion will be next week, getting a huge bonus and I'm going to spread it around a bit. I have never been to SnR or Paradise, or Red Lobster #4. Any recommendations as to which I should hit? I'm looking for FS with all the trimmings. I have never been to an all LAMP before and it seems like the reviews have been solid.

BTW, even though this is my first post, I assure you, I'm no noob and will not ask for any hand holding. I will give full review after visit. Thanks!

ST

[QUOTE=Statman;1295585]I smell bacon in this report, keep in mind they lurk too![/QUOTE]I've got no problem with getting dissed by you my brother. I get it, and can appreciate the warning lights going off towards a new monger coming out of the lurking shadows. I assure you I'm no Leo and in time my reports will prove this out. Although, In all the years of reading this board I can't say I remember anyone being pegged and shunned right out the box like that, but I don't hate you for it.

Stay frosty out there.

ST

[QUOTE=Sprtntartan;1295149]So my next excursion will be next week.ST[/QUOTE]Why not tell us about your last excursion? Sounds like you have many. Maybe we could benefit from your knowledge.

[QUOTE=FunLovingOne;1295794]Why not tell us about your last excursion? Sounds like you have many. Maybe we could benefit from your knowledge.[/QUOTE]Sure thing sir. Unfortunately it will be of little benefit other than a good story since this spot apparently got hosed recently and is deserted (took a trip there recently and verified it in fact has gone dark). Anyway, my last trip was to Skypark. Stopped by my favorite place that brought me "Joy" many times. Middle of the day around 1:30 on a week day. Thought I'd drop by for a luncher. Walked in to the lobby area. Typical chiriopractic anatomy posters on the wall. MMS opens the door and says "How long you want?" I tell her I'm good for a half and hand her the. 4 for the house. Fee is supposed to be. 5 but the first time I went there many moons before that MMS told me they had a special, which was ten bucks cheaper so ever time after I just handed the discounted rate without a word about it.

Walked thru the door and headed down the hall asked MMS what girls were available she told be that J was working and that she was a good girl. I said fine and went in my room. I stripped to the bday suit and lay down on what was damn near the equivalent of a bed with sheets. I leave the towel off laying there on my stomach and just relax. About 2 mins later a little tap tap on the door and in walks J. She was wearing a skin tight light colored dress with white heels, very sexy. J is about 5' 7" latinia with dark brown hair. Extremely nice rack (natural looking Ds that might have had a little bolt on added for spunk as they were perky for tits that big. She greets me and we exchange names. She walks around to the head of the bed and begins to do some soft light touch rub on my back and shoulders. I feel her hair dangling on my back offering a slight tickle. I'm not here for that so I reach my hands out and let them slide up her legs to her ass. Her skin was very soft and smooth. She says "What would you like today baby?" I tell her everything. She has me flip and checks out my package. She smiles really big to see that I am clean shaven. She says "Wow, never seen that before!" I just smile and said "I get that alot". You see I've found that having no hair gets you a sloppier BJ and makes the girls more comfortable with your cleanliness. She says she'll be right back and covers my mid with a towel. Returns a couple seconds later with the raincoat. She has me sit up at the edge of the bed and kneels before me. She pulls that wonderful move where she puts it on with her mouth and rolls it down part way with her lips and then strokes it the rest of the way. She then proceeded to give me one of the finest CBJ I've ever received. Her technique was perfect. A light grip with on the shaft with a slightly open mouth letting her hand follow just behind stroking the full length of my shaft. She started dragging her nails on my sack with her other hand. This was amazing. She went a little further south and rubbed the whale eye a little two which almost made me pop. Luckily she stopped in time. This was a bit shocking to me that I almost came, because I always clean the pipes first before I hit a spot to get max mileage. She has me lay down on my back and did a little more CBJ then stood up. She slid out of her dress and out popped those huge cans. She climbed on top for a little RCG. She put her hands on my knees and jackhammered away. It was a little rough for my taste but very good. She was much tighter than I expected. After a minute or two of that she turned around for some reg CG leaning way over dropping her massive tits right in my face. She was grinding away instead of pumping which was really allowing me to let my orgasm build nicely. I was squeezing and sucking away on those huge tits and she let out a quiet moan just barely audible. I take this as a sign that she is really enjoying it but didn't want me to know it. I notice she is REALLY grinding hard on me now and she has tossed her head back. She's breathing pretty heavy now and I feel her start to spaz. She's moaning under her breath and starts gasping for air. Not the first time I've had a provider reach the finish line. So she climbs off and lays down for some mish, but she's such a sloppy mess that I can't really feel it. Switch to K9 which was better. Finally built up enough steam and filled the raincoat. I help her up and lay down. She dressed up and went to get some hot towels. Came back, cleaned me up, gave me a hug and I handed her a rolled up wad of bills. We never talked price. But I knew the fee. $. Wanted to leave more because of the excellent service. But don't want to mess with the price trend.

So total damage was:

$.4.

Like I said, not a helpful post for future fun, just a fond memory.

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[QUOTE=Xvzn Xvzn; 1294595]Went about 2 weeks ago, saw V-girl, Kelly, probably worst provider in 8 yrs been doing this. Clean freak, had me use alcohol sterilizer to clean my

Privates first, kept wiping herself wherever I touched, stiff armed me if I got too close to her face, just was not a nice person, period. Paid 40 for half hr,

Gave her what she asked. 140 for FS, but I stopped everything, told her she's not nice, got dressed, she brought in another provider and I told her Kelly's

Mean and that I'm never coming back. Also, told them both that I was going to write online my bad experience, told second girl I gave Kelly 180 for

Nothing and meaness. Incredible. If any of you go there, tell them a monger wrote about Kelly. She really should not be doing this, you could tell she

Hated what she was doing. I should've known and left when I was getting the 40 entrance fee from my pocket, Kelly was putting her hand in my pocket to get more money in my pocket! No lie! I was so upset with the experience, it took me awhile to write this.[/QUOTE]I am not surprised. I know the owner and she is the same as her girls, cute but money hungry beyond belief! I stopped in once and told them I knew the owner and wanted to look around. The girl (who was very cute) almost dragged me in saying in broken english 'you want massage, you got money'. I left promptly knowing it would be all down hill from there. Based on conversations with others like you who were unfortunate to actually put out hard earned cash, I can say I made the right decision and hope others follow our lead. Thanks for sharing, it's what this brotherhood needs to do to keep things on a level playing field.

[QUOTE=Ocrealguy;1295875]I am not surprised. I know the owner and she is the same as her girls, cute but money hungry beyond belief! I stopped in once and told them I knew the owner and wanted to look around. The girl (who was very cute) almost dragged me in saying in broken english 'you want massage, you got money'. I left promptly knowing it would be all down hill from there. Based on conversations with others like you who were unfortunate to actually put out hard earned cash, I can say I made the right decision and hope others follow our lead. Thanks for sharing, it's what this brotherhood needs to do to keep things on a level playing field.[/QUOTE]You know, Ocrealguy, I really appreciate you taking the time to respond to my note, it really made me feel good knowing others had similar experience at that place. Thank you so much. There's no question there's a brotherhood, camaraderie feeling when I read comments such as yours. Again, thanks so much.

I have not had a good experience in either of these places.

To all my fellow and faithful brethren, just thought I'd let you all know that I'm still alive and well. It's good to see the boards are still going strong. Peace out my bruthas!

[QUOTE=Statman;1295585]I smell bacon in this report, keep in mind they lurk too![/QUOTE]Ah yes, the I smell bacon thingy. I was called LE first time posting too. Did ya know cops call reg members bacon to cover for themselves? Just Say'and.