The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=AtayamaNoyoi;2451180]So first if all, it's my 1st time calling an escort to try out my curiosity. Do I need it when I have a "friend with benefit"? But it's always on my bucket list to at least call.

An escort and do them at least 1-3 times, depend. So I went to ter and BP, and I saw an ad about this beautiful blonde girl. We agreed to it, told her it's my 1st time with an escort, she ask why. I answered about my reason, we both laugh that I told her the girl I'm dating agreed to it (yes she does want to come and see me). But her laugh and her attutitude towards me seems so fake. A very sarcastic look. Look I'm in college studying physcology! So basically she got piss after I ask her 4 simple questions! At first she seem to be ok answering them. 1st I ask her about her donation as we sat far across. 2nd she didn't say her name, in the ad it said valarie, so she said it's lacy. So I apolologize sincerely. 3rd I ask for how much if we bring her friend. I saw giving a huge sigh, and I think rolled her eyes when she turn around. That's where I feel it, I have to leave since I haven't given her the money. She told me to place the money on the table. Then I ask er the "4th" question was, I ask her that since it's my 1st time, I want to know if she got tested since I showed her my screenings. Then this ***** talk loudly, "I don't know about other girls, I get one in every 3 month. To be honest it's none of your business". So I said ok ok got it. As she went to the bathroom to grt change, I qucikly grab the money in front of me and leave! I texted her she isn't getting the money since we didn't even get to start!

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/readyyoung-sexyfunwild-reviewed251424-call-now-21/10157447[/URL]

Idk if you guys have tried her, but good luck.[/QUOTE]Personally, I think you are a jackass. I suppose English is not your first language, just observing the improper grammar and misspellings in your report. So, where ever you are from, I guess they didn't teach you common courtesies. As Hawkeye49 says, is there any wonder why the ladies develop a cynical attitude when they have to deal with people like you. Please do us all a favor and stick exclusively to your "friend with benefits".

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2452882][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0[/URL] describes the sad state of affairs since chris (king of douchebaggery, oh like you FINALLY have a title on the board) and swagganna (the original bat shit crazy beeotch. As in text you out of the blue at 2 am to accuse you of fucking her ex and posting pics of zebra print to get to her. Oh and by the by I showed members of the site the texts) so yeah it's getting ugly and delusional and and chris let me guess I'm ugly and old and ect. . The truth remains the two of you take "potshots" at people you think are beneath you when sometimes in the past weeks you may have said something positive about them. That show more than a lack of strength it shows lack of character. Good luck with that. Karma's a *****. Drops the mic and a shoutout to a certain someone JUST SAYIN![/QUOTE]Excuse me but weren't you the SP complaining and whining a couple of weeks ago that some monger stood you up because you were in a shitty notel on the trail? You also said that you only charge 50 bucks for a QV and how are you supposed to get a decent hotel with all these cheap mongers and blah blah blah blah blah blah! YES you are NOT cute at all! I've seen your lame pics and I see why your ass only charges 40 to 50 coins! Plus you advertise on BP on your rates are pretty low as well on BP. So someone like your dumb ass has the audacity to come in the trap and talk shit. Really? Although I am a fan of the 50 coin special you run, I would never personally call you because your pics just don't do it for me. You have what I call a butterface! Nasty body and nasty attitude! So maybe you should also consider hitting the trail! You can't even afford a decent hotel in a decent location. Business must be slow for you.

Smh.

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2452518]Chris5,

Repeatedly you spew venom on every person on here, with your words of wisdom. You suck Swaggs nuts repeatedly since she is the only one crazy enough to interact with you. Tell your girl Brandii to start sucking some cock again or stay off the forum. That post made everyone look like a fool. Quit picking on Jenna, a woman that provides excellent service. Not everyone is for everyone but damn you ain't got to go in on her like that. Seems every post whether it is directed towards you or not you think it is. I shall refer to that as Swaggs Syndrome. Guess what asshole the world does not revolve around you.

STFU dickface.

Checkmate.

BBH.[/QUOTE]You words hold zero meaning to me douche bag. Stop white knighting for PORKY. You're a pussy and part of the problem here in Orlando! Jeez these lame ass Orlando so called mongers! LOL! PORKY AKA just Jenna is the worst of the worst. This is who you defend. She is paid to be FAT and and has a FAT face. Her attitude is horrible and I simply can't stand this SP! At least I'm honest about it. In my opinion this SP belongs on the trail walking! Maybe she can lose weight.

Checkmate? Lame lame lame.

Smh.

[QUOTE=AtayamaNoyoi;2451180]... Look I'm in college studying physcology!... [/QUOTE]Look at me I'm studying psychology in college so now I can read minds and I'm the smartest person in the world!

At least spell what you're studying correctly Mr. College. The rest of your post is also riddled with grammatical errors. Given that the majority of devices now days have spellcheck and basic grammar check built it, how you bypassed that and was still able to make your post is beyond me; and you said you're in college? Don't toot your own horn too much man.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2453116]I think someone needs to pop more popcorn.

C3.[/QUOTE]I know, you don't care about us SissyChrissy. But, you say you can name 100 duchebags on this forum? There are probably more than a 100 people here who would name you as the #1 Ass Hole, duchebag, fuck nut or which ever derogatory term you might prefer. Just let it go, stop continually insulting everybody and move on. Grow up.

Snapshot that boo.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2453243]I still have the drunk text from you admitting you were mica as well as the ones I sent to a member you were running your trap about and until I showed you the reply you kept texting getting your drunk self deeper. Doo you need a refreshment or let the board read thr real lady you are?

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2453249]When you decided to be stupid, I have spoke to one time and you still crush on me. So sucks to be healous and always have hand me downs.

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]She was probably BOTH drunk and high! Would you expect anything else from this low class SP. I would just ignore her Savanna. She's an idiot.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2453223]Your such a fat ass and I would love to post the number that I used and somehow you knew it was me instead of your loser dick that was repulsed by you. Biotch, lies only get so far and I suggest you stay far off my radar, I may be your next call.

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]LOL! Savanna she is a liar and a idiot. Savanna she can't even afford a decent incall! She was staying at cheap hotel on the trail a couple of weeks ago. I hope she also stays off my radar as well. I have enough clowns on my plate right now.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2453474]You words hold zero meaning to me douche bag. Stop white knighting for PORKY. You're a pussy and part of the problem here in Orlando! Jeez these lame ass Orlando so called mongers! LOL! PORKY AKA just Jenna is the worst of the worst. This is who you defend. She is paid to be FAT and and has a FAT face. Her attitude is horrible and I simply can't stand this SP! At least I'm honest about it. In my opinion this SP belongs on the trail walking! Maybe she can lose weight.

Checkmate? Lame lame lame.

Smh.[/QUOTE]You never met Jenna and you are blasting her. She is attractive, smart and friendly. She is not afraid to speak her mind. Jenna provides excellent service for a reasonable donation. She has been providing in the Orlando area for a long time and if she was not good at, she would not still be around. If you don't like her looks, then don't go see her. By pointing out your nasty comments about her are not true, that is not white knighting, its just correcting nonsensical statements by the most hated monger in the Orlando forum.

My love WHY are all these so called excellent providers so JEALOUS of you? They can't seem to keep your name out of there mouth.

This post I made a few days ago seems to have upset quite a few people. It is not a good thing to be on this list! I REPEAT not a good thing at all. Its almost shameful! Orlando has thousands and thousands of mongers along with all the idiot tourist mongers as well! You guys should be ashamed of yourself for being the worst of the worst. Over paying for pussy and being lame and kind to all these clown service providers. In my opinion and I only chose 3 for a reason, any name on my list needs in my opinion to go and seek some professional help! I know a shit load of assholes here in Orlando and it is not good mongering here.

AGAIN.

1) Camera3.

2) Ancientone.

3) SP Just Jenna.

Ancientone has to be on some type of drug or alcohol abuse! No one can be as stupid as this low level monger! There is ZERO hope for this monger. He has no logical reason for even waking up in the morning.

Camera3 is truly in a useless class all by himself! He is what I call a USEFUL idiot!

Jenna is paid to be fat. This SP is the worst of the worst and there is no helping her. Jenna I believe as well abuses drugs and alcohol, No sane WOMAN can act as stupid as she does.

I hope all three of you seek professional help and counseling.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2453456]Excuse me but weren't you the SP complaining and whining a couple of weeks ago that some monger stood you up because you were in a shitty notel on the trail? You also said that you only charge 50 bucks for a QV and how are you supposed to get a decent hotel with all these cheap mongers and blah blah blah blah blah blah! YES you are NOT cute at all! I've seen your lame pics and I see why your ass only charges 40 to 50 coins! Plus you advertise on BP on your rates are pretty low as well on BP. So someone like your dumb ass has the audacity to come in the trap and talk shit. Really? Although I am a fan of the 50 coin special you run, I would never personally call you because your pics just don't do it for me. You have what I call a butterface! Nasty body and nasty attitude! So maybe you should also consider hitting the trail! You can't even afford a decent hotel in a decent location. Business must be slow for you.

Smh.[/QUOTE]And I have been here AT THE SAME LOCATION for over 2 years. I have NEVER charged 40 bucks but 50 yes JUST for usag members 60/15 min is my usual rate and it compares to many ladies in Orlando. And if you called I would hang up. Just sayin.

And gentlemen of this fine board I now introduce to you our future leaders and politicians. We are so fucked. LOL.

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2453582]Look at me I'm studying psychology in college so now I can read minds and I'm the smartest person in the world!

At least spell what you're studying correctly Mr. College. The rest of your post is also riddled with grammatical errors. Given that the majority of devices now days have spellcheck and basic grammar check built it, how you bypassed that and was still able to make your post is beyond me; and you said you're in college? Don't toot your own horn too much man.[/QUOTE]

I will just say that certain people here hate their life. Or just like being so negative. We are all people who have a life of living and bringing a little joy to our lives by dreaming in a different world at times. Last time I checked this was the USA sex guide not the USA who can be the biggest asshole or douche bag guide. Some people just need to get laid take a little stress off and be ok with others opinions. It really won't ruin or even effect your life at all and if it does you may need some good chillin meds. So I will get off my soap box pop some popcorn, watch the wheels of this bus go round and round, and watch who goes through the windshield when Daddy slams the brakes on again. I will have my seat belt on in order to watch the flying douchbaggeries of the world.

Peace out, happy Mongering and please go get laid and be respectful.