Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BenderOver;5913830]On a wild donkey![/QUOTE]Bruh eng is my second language, is wild donkey a BJ?

Went to Coconut because I am a boob guy and read Lulu has big ones, but had a terrible experience with her. Very little personality. She took the $40 for hhr and led me to the room, I laid down, massage was non-existent as she simply pushed on my back, butt, and legs like she was kneading dough. Not pleasant at all and no tease. After about 10 min, asked me to flip and motioned for FS. I am just a handy guy (hence the username), but asked pricing. She wanted $160 for FS and $100 for BJ. For handy she wanted $60, I negotiated $50 with access to her boobs. She agreed. Then she dowsed Jr with oil and jackhammered away. I asked nicely to slow down, and she did. There was no sensuality, no tease, no build-up, just jackhammer. She let me pull out one of her bolt-ons, it was hard, probably a 'C', had a nice dark nipple though. No feasting just rubbing. I popped and she cleaned me up. Session was about 20 minutes, and I just didn't want to be there anymore. She is probably in her 30's, 5'0-5'2 and weighs about 100 lbs. She has a nice body, but the personality and technique need serious work. Needless to say I will not repeat.

I am still looking for some big Asian boobs. May try Helen at SH. The problem is that some mongers seem to have a skewed perception of what big boobs mean to guys like me. To me, they are larger C's and up. I visited one provider that a fellow-monger recommended to having "big" boobs, but she had large B's to maybe small 'C's. For my fellow large breast enthusiasts, If your willing to PM me and exchange Asian providers that actually have large breasts, I have a few I can recommend for you. Two even allowed Russian.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=TradingFavs714;5908952]Hey anyone know if M Saigon has a backup IG. Looks like hpending got shutdown.[/QUOTE][URL]https://t.me/hpending69[/URL]

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100081095649486[/URL]

This is the only parlor that is honest with their pictures which is amazing.

[QUOTE=NailBoiz1;5914422]There is a Latina working at Bamboo now?[/QUOTE]Nope, not at all.

Nothing much to report, as previous reports are accurate.

Saw Lyni recently. Lyni did a light massage, little teasing. On the flip, asked what I wanted, she asked "everything?" I said how much, she said 200. Damn kind of high-priced, but she does look like a typical blonde Viet chick in Westminster or Viet coffee shop, which I like.
Looks like her pictures, has various arm tats. B cups, nice nipples. Body was good could lose 5-10 pounds, not skinny, not fat, good size booty. Mild sloppiness CBJ, CFS, non-GFE.


Repeat? Maybe.

Sophia looks like her pictures as well, leaner body, bigger fake tits, but probably 40s.

[url]https://t.me/s/hpending69[/url]

[QUOTE=PharmHobby;5904046]Visited this place today:

[URL]https://nightfunpages.com/23-yr-old-college-girl-offering-nuru-714-794-5769-incall-sessions/[/URL]

Apparently they have two locations. I went to the location at GG off Euclid. It is in a 2 story office building and has no name posted. I saw Lyni who I believe is the third picture in the ad. She is Vietnamese and absolutely gorgeous. She also speaks great English which was nice for a change. 60 house fee and after a perfunctory rub we decided on CBJ for 150. (Turned me down on BB). The CBJ was really excellent, very nice oral technique. After a few minutes of oral heaven, she offered CFS for another 50, which I accepted and was very satisfied. So 2. 6 all in. I'm sure I overpaid but damn she's so beautiful it was hard to say no.

Will repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OCJonny;5912322]At 440, Rose is ok. Next time enter the complex. There are a few good ones in there I used to frequent, before it got a bit crazy last summer. Anyone remember Nana from Honey. ? Still trying to find her. Passionate GFE, young with a full package service. Tempted to go back, but I heard there is a guy that follows you back to your car.[/QUOTE]FYI. She is back. Nana. Just saw her a few days ago. Seems a bit flabbier than before her vaca. But still very nice rack!

There's a girl at King in LH with nice large Cs. She has no hesitation pulling them out. I've gotten CFS from her a few times, but not the last couple, dunno what changed. Don't know her name, sorry. Maybe you could ask to see the lineup.

There's a 30-ish Russian girl with a nice body and non-saggy all-natural DDDs who does nude massage and handy out of her Irvine apartment. I'm more interested in FS, but she does only handy, so I haven't been back. Sexy accent, very friendly, pretty. She advertises on BP occasionally (I just tried to find her ad to link it, with no luck. Sorry). If I can find her info I'll PM you.

[QUOTE=HandyLover;5914626]I am still looking for some big Asian boobs. May try Helen at SH. The problem is that some mongers seem to have a skewed perception of what big boobs mean to guys like me. To me, they are larger C's and up. I visited one provider that a fellow-monger recommended to having "big" boobs, but she had large B's to maybe small 'C's. For my fellow large breast enthusiasts, If your willing to PM me and exchange Asian providers that actually have large breasts, I have a few I can recommend for you. Two even allowed Russian.

Cheers![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bronco;5914433]There's no Latinas at Bamboo.[/QUOTE]He wouldn't know if he is the PPS at a competitor trying to dissuade us. This seems to be a new handle but a similar report about LE.

[QUOTE=LoverOfPoon;5913789]I visited Massage in Santa Ana today and saw Cici. Nice, B cups, cute butt - $40 for the half, and $160 for the covered fun. Left feeling very satisfied. She's playful. Will be travelling next week but will be here this week and a month after the next week as well.[/QUOTE]That's the sister shop of "massage in Anaheim" right? Also owned is the "massage in Los Angels", not to mention my favorite establishment "massage in Baldwin park".

Does anyone have any intel on a high end massage & FS combo? Could be private location. Think about going to a place that's clean and nice with showers, clean towels, well lit with beautiful young providers? I'm not talking low-end jack-shacks. I've been and will continue to go. What I seeking is a super premium experience that is a once in a blue moon type place.

Does such a place exist? Or just a fantasy? LOL.

[QUOTE=OcHobby949;5915306]Does anyone have any intel on a high end massage & FS combo? Could be private location. Think about going to a place that's clean and nice with showers, clean towels, well lit with beautiful young providers? I'm not talking low-end jack-shacks. I've been and will continue to go. What I seeking is a super premium experience that is a once in a blue moon type place.

Does such a place exist? Or just a fantasy? LOL.[/QUOTE]Check out the Korean or Call Girl section on Humaniplex.

[QUOTE=OcHobby949;5915306]Does anyone have any intel on a high end massage & FS combo? Could be private location. Think about going to a place that's clean and nice with showers, clean towels, well lit with beautiful young providers? I'm not talking low-end jack-shacks. I've been and will continue to go. What I seeking is a super premium experience that is a once in a blue moon type place.

Does such a place exist? Or just a fantasy? LOL.[/QUOTE]At least around here it's a fantasy. I've had that in various Asian countries. In Toronto they have legal body rub parlors that's are clean and stocked with young talent as you describe, but they're HJ only. In our country, such a thing doesn't exist, and when it does it gets shut down quickly. We're stuck with the dark, dingy underbelly of the hobby. The closest thing I can think of are some of the tantra places there's a few of them around. You can google tantric massage near me. Also, downtown LA has a place called Vivastrah that has 2 or 3 girls doing nude massage and yoga sessions. They have a website and the girls look hot, but it's expensive and not FS from what I understand.

[QUOTE=OcHobby949;5915306]Does anyone have any intel on a high end massage & FS combo? Could be private location. Think about going to a place that's clean and nice with showers, clean towels, well lit with beautiful young providers? I'm not talking low-end jack-shacks. I've been and will continue to go. What I seeking is a super premium experience that is a once in a blue moon type place.

Does such a place exist? Or just a fantasy? LOL.[/QUOTE]Its easy. Get a legit massage in one place then go to a Korean spa and get body wash, 10 minute "lite" massage, with some fully nude FS with a hot 30 year old. It doesn't really make sense for a girl who is hot and selling big time extras to invest in the time to become a real masseuse. This question is a bit like asking, where can I find a lawyer who is also a gourmet cook, so I can get my contract looked at, and be served some lobster scampi at the same time? Just go the lawyer, then go to the restaurant and get the best of both.

Someone messaged me not too long ago, about going to a specific AMP, and getting one hour with a hot girl who does lousy hand yanks, and then a 2nd hour with a girl who has less massage skill but plenty of other skills. So you just book two hours in the same place, and get what each is offering.

[QUOTE=OcHobby949;5915306]Does anyone have any intel on a high end massage & FS combo? Could be private location. Think about going to a place that's clean and nice with showers, clean towels, well lit with beautiful young providers? I'm not talking low-end jack-shacks. I've been and will continue to go. What I seeking is a super premium experience that is a once in a blue moon type place.

Does such a place exist? Or just a fantasy? LOL.[/QUOTE]On Beach and GG Blvd is a place called Angel Spa. Seems like they franchise.

Girls are mostly dressed beautifully, not slutty. Price is 200 got half hour. But includes tip. Libby makes the place look really clean, but it's way too costly for me. Though, if you pay door fee of. 4 and tip of 1. 6, it's the same, so it's almost worth trying out.

Last time I went (window shopping only) there was an older (maybe 40) lady on the phone or front, huge chest, decent legs, and a dress to show it all off. The two girls inside at the desk were younger, also hot. But not quite as big.

Headed over to the SPA by THH Sandwich in Anaheim. Had a meeting with Eva. 10 on attitude, 7. 5 on appearance and 1 on massage and she got the job done with enthusiasm. She did leave the room a couple times for a fairly long period. I would estimate mid-30's? $50 HHR, $140 FS fee. Fairly nice room with plenty of space and a lock on the door. I would repeat but I do miss the massage part and bring exact change or they'll keep it.