Strip Club Reports

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Most perfect Mons Dancer babe. Tall all american blond girl next door type -asks me-to see her outside-Big hot kiss she laid on me-Anyway meeting her for lunch today.

Over the last year-see the cars parked out front dwindled to that of a road house biker joint on some desolate road.[/QUOTE]Whatever happens, I still think you can put a lunch with a girl like that in your win column.

Hey, that bit about the parking lot. I thought something looked off. I come over to Tampa from Orlando and most of the time I at least take a ride by Mons, but I have not gone inside in a very long time.

In the past, I have never been able to park closer than the Wendys on the left or the CarWash on the right and never in the Mons lot.

Thanks for the heads up, I might stop in next trip just for a look see. I think I would like it with less of a crowd.

Hit YS Saturday night, Saw 3 new girls. They were Nina, lea and another white girl with reddish brown hair. Nina is a Hispanic girl with some great curves took her a test drive and was offered FS for 120 but declined. Didn't get any dances from Lea but like what I see. Tall thicker White girl with brown hair. I ended up getting some dances with the third girl whos name escapes at the moment. She is a taller redhead with some great curves and thick a $ Got 3 for 50 and wasnt dissapointed (no xtras) but great dance allowed my hands to roam wherever I wanted.

[QUOTE=ArthurNudge;2055262]That fellow has been coming into YS for years and is harmless. Kind of like watching Spanky do his think. At first it seems a little weird but the girls find it amusing. What ever floats your boat.[/QUOTE]That's right, I believe he likes to be called Susan. He has been coming to YS for years but it has been a while since I last saw him. Many many years ago, they had a guy that would strip down to nothing but his undies and he would have the stripper pull him on all fours around the club, with a dog lease...that was the oddest thing I saw there. Management wasn't too happy with this behavior and put a stop to it..I wonder if that is the same guy as Susan.

Went there last night after reading some good stuff here. Blonde girl named Layla, wings tattooed across her chest does her thing chatting me up, ooh you're so sexy, blah blah blah. Says she has only been stripping, and working here for 3 days. Finally asks if I want a private dance. Never tried this club so figured I would test the waters. Waste of time. First said I would do 3 dances for $20 a song. As soon as we got back there she made it clear nothing at all would happen back here. I then said, ok, wrap it up after the first song. She then tried to tell me we were actually back there for 6 songs. I'm like you're crazy, there was a song playing as we went back there, that you said wouldn't count and then 1 more song. She wanted to hook up with me afterwards, gave me her number, which I promptly deleted and left.

We then went to Pink Pony, but it's all nude so no alcohol. Pass. Went around the corner to flash dancers, where I have always had major success there during the day. Pull in to the parking lot and dude tells me $5 to park. I'm like fuck that. $5 to fucking park at that shitty club, and $5 to get in? Night was a wash. Not going to waste anytime in Tampa tonight with these hit or miss places and just goto where I always have a great time, Oasis in Clearwater.

Eating take-out from a dancer I met there several weeks back. Deepest, longest lasting (was timing it 1000-1 1002 up til 1000-20 count) Earthquake reverberating internally within vaginal walls encasing superior female sexual organs resulting in soft murmuring sounds her voice indicating a paralyzing captivity to an ever growing event she was enslaved by the translation of which can only be described as helpless to withstand the tsunami slowly approaching the magnitude of unknown intensity unfolding beyond anyone's expectations.

Must be groin muscles of steel cable from years on the pole that I played delicately like a violin virtuoso intro then finish with vice grip command over the situation. Hope she does like the girls at a company I worked for years ago and tell all her friends.

You can't fail at Ybor Strip, unless you are a total douchebag.

I'm not sure why guys keep complaining about other clubs. Sure, Mons has better looking, younger hos, but you are not going to score unless you are rich and good looking. 2001 is nice but you will need a bankroll for real fun. Why real mongers go to other joints is beyond my comprehension.

[QUOTE=Skiper;2062281]You can't fail at Ybor Strip, unless you are a total douchebag.

I'm not sure why guys keep complaining about other clubs. Sure, Mons has better looking, younger hos, but you are not going to score unless you are rich and good looking. 2001 is nice but you will need a bankroll for real fun. Why real mongers go to other joints is beyond my comprehension.[/QUOTE]No comparison between clubs mentioned.

1) No one ever reported take-outs at YS meaning nothing that fine is worth pursuing.

2) 2001 has take-outs and is way cheaper than Mons.

Finest babes in the world dance at Mons then simply go moonlighting at 2001.

[QUOTE=Joego;2055377]Whatever happens, I still think you can put a lunch with a girl like that in your win column.

Hey, that bit about the parking lot. I thought something looked off. I come over to Tampa from Orlando and most of the time I at least take a ride by Mons, but I have not gone inside in a very long time.

In the past, I have never been able to park closer than the Wendys on the left or the CarWash on the right and never in the Mons lot.

Thanks for the heads up, I might stop in next trip just for a look see. I think I would like it with less of a crowd.[/QUOTE]You and me both. Haven't been there in years, but if there's a parking space now, who knows. . .

I really miss the days at Seven Seas. Has anyone found that sleaze factor at any of our existing clubs? I don't need spinners or "10" that are.

Focused only on emptying my wallet. Someone that is working hard for my business is all I need.

[QUOTE=LoaferBoat;2063214]I really miss the days at Seven Seas. Has anyone found that sleaze factor at any of our existing clubs? I don't need spinners or "10" that are.

Focused only on emptying my wallet. Someone that is working hard for my business is all I need.[/QUOTE]There was something about that place that just said sleaze. Been there a number of times back on the day. Wide range of good girls and the ever famous gal New Jersey. Definatly miss it.

As far as other places... I haven't found one yet with the same factor.

[QUOTE=LoaferBoat;2063214]I really miss the days at Seven Seas. Has anyone found that sleaze factor at any of our existing clubs? I don't need spinners or "10" that are.

Focused only on emptying my wallet. Someone that is working hard for my business is all I need.[/QUOTE]Across the bridge in St. Pete is Oasis. The closest I can think of with cheap and sleazy gals working hard for the money like Seven Seas used to be. However, I do NOT visit the more "urban" clubs like Hollywood Nights or Flash Dancers which might fit the bill better. Maybe someone else can help there.

[QUOTE=LoaferBoat;2063214]I really miss the days at Seven Seas. Has anyone found that sleaze factor at any of our existing clubs? I don't need spinners or "10" that are.

Focused only on emptying my wallet. Someone that is working hard for my business is all I need.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that was sleaze inc. Summer (the most regular girl at Seven Seas) went to work out at the club across from Gold Club towards Brandon. Forget the name of the place. But it was the only club on the south side of the street. But for what you are looking for, I suggest you cross the bridge to St. Pete. No shower rooms like Seven Seas though (thankfully). I would suggest Bare Assets South or Atlantis, both on 66th St. a couple of miles South of Ulmerton before you get to Park St. BA South is the better bet in my book. Especially on the day shift. PM me if you want details.

[QUOTE=Bdoadult;2063402]However, I do NOT visit the more "urban" clubs like Hollywood Nights or Flash Dancers which might fit the bill better. [/QUOTE]Flash Dancers is so upscale that they want $5.00 just to park there. LMAO.

Vegas at the other end of the gandy has a certain level of sleaze, but it costs a bit more with their set pricing of $160.

[QUOTE=LoaferBoat;2063214]I really miss the days at Seven Seas. Has anyone found that sleaze factor at any of our existing clubs? I don't need spinners or "10" that are.

Focused only on emptying my wallet. Someone that is working hard for my business is all I need.[/QUOTE]Lipstixx, next best thing to what you're looking for. Off course, there will never be another Seven Seas. My favorite was Columbia Lisa, she was very accomodating before retiring after the bust.

[QUOTE=Incaller;2064046]Flash Dancers is so upscale that they want $5.00 just to park there. LMAO.

Vegas at the other end of the gandy has a certain level of sleaze, but it costs a bit more with their set pricing of $160.[/QUOTE]I never saw anything there that was worth that price, unless somebody has some new information.