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Yo, I'll be staying in South Beach for a couple of days. What's the best spots to go to with HE?

[QUOTE=BadAssCb91;5802782]Went there and it seems like everyone Is independent. Mediocre HJ and paid $40 extra. Will repeat to try new girls.[/QUOTE]How long is the $99 session? Does it include using the sauna, etc?

Thanks for the info!

[QUOTE=MBaby69;5804818]How long is the $99 session? Does it include using the sauna, etc?

Thanks for the info![/QUOTE]I took a full hour for $99, I didn't want to shower or use the steam room. But if you want you can do 45 minutes massage then 15 steam room or half and half.

I hop around a lot, I have a couple of spas I go to often but mostly I visit various places.

Jing-Jing, a couple of other AMPs on Sterling, East Jing Spa on 441,104 and Taft, East Village, Foot Spa at Pine Island and 84, Shylake Mall AMP, a couple of places on Ives Dairy, couple of AMPs on SW 8st and Flagler, a place on Griffin Rd, etc.

The fun girls move around, I have worked to make the personal connections to where I text them and find out where they are, I may drive to up to Pompano or down to Cutler Bay on a related issue and stop to go bang a cutie I stay in touch with so it's a guaranteed BBBJ / BBFS experience. It's all about the basics of good communication.

And the best part is that I get referrals from the women I stay in touch with to other fine, young AMP cuties that will take a Benji for BBFS because their friend said I'm OK.

If I just start randomly directing mongers I don't even know who they are, or what they look like, or what their problem is, out the to the AMP ladies I have in my personal contacts, it's could to ruin it for me.

A percentage of the dudes posting here are inept, some are still too young and inexperienced, Others are just not up to speed have to over pay to get laid.

If it's a time issue (maybe there's a wife) or you can't afford the charges (fortunately I can) then stepping down a notch to parking and doing covered FS in the back seat with a $50 SWer is probably better.

I don't say that to be bragging, I've spent many years with many SWers and it was super fun. But now-a-days I like visiting the Asian ladies.

Is Nelly: [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42293/[/URL] a waste of time. Is it no HJ?

Let's cut to the meat of the matter here. We mongers like the down and dirty sex the women sell it.

All this chatter about a good massage with just an HJ and nothing else is for old limp dicks and inexperienced guys that are stuck dragging a wife with them everywhere they go in life.

Real Wh0 re mongers want to get it on with hot young women that like getting f#cked for money.

I don't like fancy or Up-scale. Those are just synonyms for Over-Priced Disappointment.

I like to go to the less affluent areas like west Hollywood, Davie, SW 8 street and the Flagami areas (Flagler and NW 7 street) to what I call "Dive Spas" Like a Dive bar, but a Dive Spa.

The Jing-Jing at 260X Sterling is a good Dive Spa, So is the East Village on Davie Rd Ext.

And any spa in a low rent shopping plaza or a free standing building in an industrial area, or a residential house, like on Sheridan street between 44X and I-95.

The nastier, the better. Like a run down plaza with a liquor store or Chinese Restaurant or a pawn shop.

An AMP here is going to be all about FS and the massage will likely suck.

I like to visit places like: Dream Girls in Hialeah, or Oriental Massage at 392X NW 7st, And the AMP at 361X Flagler, or Asian Massage at 521X NW 79 ave.

Find a sexy Asian lady in one of these crap bins and bring condoms and lube because you'll need them.

These girls work in the lower end of the massage circuit, and they really like to fuck for tips, massage is just a cover for the more nefarious services they provide.

So uncork your horny slob spirit and go get what you really want.

A nasty adventure with a fine little slant eyed sl#t in a seedy joint.

And do Bare back at your own risk. G61.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5813218]Let's cut to the meat of the matter here. We mongers like the down and dirty sex the women sell it.
.......[/QUOTE]It sounds like you're getting hounded for info LOL. Honestly, you've shared plenty enough for anyone to go off and experience similar adventures. I know I have had my own enjoyment just by taking notes. Got myself a nice list of numbers of girls willing to go down the dark path with me if you know what I mean. It's not that difficult and even surprising how easy it can be.

Don't easily dismiss the "dive spas" just because they are in a sketchy area. I'll vouch for East Village as one such place that is actually quite nice and has at best average looking girls that are willing to do whatever you want for a decent tip. And I do mean anything.

I say this as someone who hasn't asked BigLuber for any information. Just reading his posts and a little in between the lines.

[QUOTE=FootyFanatic14;5814875]It sounds like you're getting hounded for info LOL. Honestly, you've shared plenty enough for anyone to go off and experience similar adventures. I know I have had my own enjoyment just by taking notes. Got myself a nice list of numbers of girls willing to go down the dark path with me if you know what I mean. It's not that difficult and even surprising how easy it can be.

Don't easily dismiss the "dive spas" just because they are in a sketchy area. I'll vouch for East Village as one such place that is actually quite nice and has at best average looking girls that are willing to do whatever you want for a decent tip. And I do mean anything.

I say this as someone who hasn't asked BigLuber for any information. Just reading his posts and a little in between the lines.[/QUOTE]Also, I forgot to mention Doral massage at Doral Massage at 7. xxx NW 2. 5th St, Suite X, Have had some fun times in that place too, right on par with the EV.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5814931]Also, I forgot to mention Doral massage at Doral Massage at 7. xxx NW 2. 5th St, Suite X, Have had some fun times in that place too, right on par with the EV.[/QUOTE][URL]https://doral-oriental-massage.business.site/?utm_source=gmb&utm_medium=referral[/URL]

[QUOTE=BrockLake;5809486]Is Nelly: [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42293/[/URL] a waste of time. Is it no HJ?[/QUOTE]Absolute waste of time. Went there a month ago. Nothing was offered. Didn't even want me to get naked. Don't bother.

If you find a spa that still does $45/ HH and $60 Hour, that's a good sign that the girls there get no money from the house and just survive on tips, so it's anything goes.

The higher priced placed that do 70 and 80 for the hour includes 10 or 15 for the girl, but the boss doesn't want any FS going on, usually just a HJ in offered.

Case in point, the VIP up on Pembroke rd is 80/ hour. And the massage is pretty good, and the girl will likely look more like a Chinese laundry lady than someone you would want FS from.

There are some spas that actually charge the girl $10 or20 for the room use on top of the house fee you paid because she has the ok to do what ever for tips.

This works out pretty good if the girl looks good and can perform. The spa owner enjoys an increase in clients that puts more into the cash box and the girl just takes care of the client for her tips.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5813218]Let's cut to the meat of the matter here. We mongers like the down and dirty sex the women sell it.

All this chatter about a good massage with just an HJ and nothing else is for old limp dicks and inexperienced guys that are stuck dragging a wife with them everywhere they go in life.

Real Wh0 re mongers want to get it on with hot young women that like getting f#cked for money.
[/QUOTE]

a HJ can be nice if I'm in the mood, or shes not hot. Which is fine given whats available here in the US

mongering outside the US is so much better where in a legalized scenario, you pay top $ for a hot chick who was out of your league even when you were a young buck and had game.

You get a nice massage for the first half an hour, followed by watching her do all sorts of sexy stuff, then you take your time and do her in a bunch of positions, usually watching in the mirror.

After you get a shower and you gaze upon the beauty queen who you just banged and you leave feeling great.

If I am lucky in the US, I get a 20 minute massage that segways into a 10 minute tease. She edges me, gets me all fired up, and then you do all the fun stuff.

Wham Bam thank you ma'am is some folks cup of tea, and when there are no real brothels, you tend to have a different expectation.

Providence up until very recently had a slew of professionally run brothels with hot girls. Table shower, massage, tease, hot towel and finish out the hour gazing upon the hottie you just banged.

Sure. $400 in BT's back room doing a latin chick in and out in 10 minutes has its moment, or a quick 15 minute bang in an AAMP can be fun. But if for $250 - $400 I can get an hour of great sex with a hottie, that's what I want.

I've spent hours walking the windows in Amsterdam, enjoying the selection process. Been to every FKK in Hamburg, I don't go with the first chic that sits next to me. Prague has dozens of brothels with women you couldn't believe are that hot, and I don't just jump on the first.

Blonde with high cheekbones.

I spend my time building up to the event, and enjoy it. Now that I'm old I can only do it once a day, but back in the 90's I used to be able to get 3 hotties for under $100 in Eastern Europe and most of the fun was picking which one.

Sometimes just a HJ is ok, but the massage and the build up is part of the fun

[QUOTE=Spectator;5815667]a HJ can be nice if I'm in the mood, or shes not hot. Which is fine given whats available here in the US

mongering outside the US is so much better where in a legalized scenario, you pay top $ for a hot chick who was out of your league even when you were a young buck and had game.[/QUOTE]I hear you Mr. Spectator.

Like you, I'm old too. Had so much sexual energy in my 20's, 30's and 40's. But have to rely on chemical enhancements to keep it up now.

And the Peyronie's disease, that causes my dick to go L-Rod and bend to the left when erect is often annoying but has been a focus of interest from certain women where they actually like it.

And we have much in common, you seem to have more time in Eastern Europe, that's a top notch monger zone.

I've not been there but have listened to lots of great adventure stories and seen pics and videos from mongers that have.

Myself, I got started mongering way back in 1980, in High School, with a Polaroid Land Camera. That's the dollar a shot, self developing photos. The quality was really bad.

I discovered the girls on Okeechobee road (US27) and Red Road at the string of little motels that were on the Miami River before they were torn down to widen the road. Great fun. Got me in trouble, but it was worth it.

Later, 1982 while I was stationed in Okinawa, in the Marine Corps, I got multiple trips to Subic Bay, and visited Pattaya Beach, Thailand too.

Funny thing about Pattaya Beach Road is that if I watch YT videos there now, everything looks exactly the same, but with cell phones now. Also got to experience a bunch of other places that were work related, playing War games and training.

But Olongapo and Cebu city, both easily accessible from the Subic bay Naval Base, they were like a monger's wonderland back in 1982 when I was there.

Bars and Massage Parlors that had everything and anyone available for a reasonable fee.

Later, 1983, when I was at Camp Lejeune, NC I did a lot of travelling. Went to the Canal Zone in Panama, also visited Guantanamo Naval base for training playing G. I. Joe stuff and f%cking with the locals.

Later, back ay Camp Lejeune I caught a cruise to the Mediterranean, saw France, Spain, Italy, Turkey, Gibraltar, Palma-Majorca, all for fun. Believe me when I say Spain and Scotland were great mongering spots back then.

Lebanon and Morocco and Sardinia were more about work than fun, more war games and training.

In 1984-85 went on a North Atlantic float, visited England, Ireland, Scotland, Norway.

Made a trip to Costa Rica in 2006. Stayed in San Juan a while, then headed out to Jaca beach.

Both were very fun and interesting. I love the Costa Rican girls, I wish more of them could come to South Florida.

Now I'm back in my element in the heat and humidity of South Florida and have spent the past several years mongering here. No regrets as I have had way more than my fair share of sexual encounters, and liking every bit of it.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5815160][URL]https://doral-oriental-massage.business.site/?utm_source=gmb&utm_medium=referral[/URL][/QUOTE]I went there once a 1-2 years ago and can't remember if it was good. Having a brain fart on it. I guess too many places trialing over the years LOL.

Remind me if it's currently worth it. TIA.

Anyone been to Caribbean Queen Spa?

They post every week on CL.

Anyone been? Any info anyone?

See here: [URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bts/d/miami-ana-body-rub-body-scrub-swedish/7459382106.html[/URL].