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[QUOTE=Lexiboy;1898692]The only thing thin on BP these days is the amount of quality talent. Good god- are why'all payin for that? If you had to buy it by the pound you'd go broke.[/QUOTE]You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. The legislatures ought to shut down the jungle pipeline out of ATL, while they are busy shutting down the pillbilly pipelines.

It is stunning how we get them on the damned extremes. Either we get withered up 20 somethings, deep in the throes of a pill addiction or we get the fail whales that haven't missed a meal since the Nixon administration.

I've reviewed this one before, but its been awhile since I had seen her. I gave her a call on her number, for some unknown reason, I got the urge I suppose and thought maybe she had changed some. Anyway getting ahold of her is about like getting on the state run health exchange, it's possible in theory, but in practice, well you know. After finally getting through and setting up an hour, for a reduced rate, .60 for an hour, I went over. Her place is nice and you will never feel endangered, so if that plays a role for anyone, know that she is safe.

However, she looks the same, to perhaps a tad worse. She is middle aged and chunky, which I already knew, but the last time I had seen her (year or more ago) she had mentioned wanting to get some implants, so I wanted to see if that came true. Well it did not, same weird tits as before.

The body rub itself, is essentially the same as before, not bad, but not the great. She does take her time and she does seem to have some sort of training in massage therapy, but not extensive. She uses a light amount of lotion and will pay attention to areas that trouble you. The flip involves some frontal massage and then wondering into a standard. She takes out her weird tits, but that's as far as it goes. She treats this part of the experience as more of an inconvenient chore, which for me ruins the general body rub experience. This part has declined since the last time I had seen her. Basically these are the pros of the body rub.

The primary con of the experience and this one is a GIANT con, is she now TALKS and RATTLES on more now than she did before. And before she talked non-stop, somehow she managed to increase this rate. And beyond that, this is not talk you want to hear while in a session. The topics she hit on during this session were:

1) Toilet is hooked up wrong, it has hot water filling the bowl and when she sits down it gets her ass wet.

2) Toilet malfunctioned a few months ago, after she had dropped a deuce.

3) The landlord walked in on a session she was having and stared at her with her tits out.

You get the jist. This goes on and on and on, you can't stop it, you can't contain it, you merely endure it.

Overall, I would not repeat. She is not better looking and has managed to get more annoying. The price, this time, was a bargain, but not a bargain worth going for. There are other options out there. I'll put another review up shortly of another BR gal in the area.

Here is the link to the ad, none of the pics are her.

[url]http://lexington.backpage.com/BodyRubs/indulge-in-a-quality-therapeutic-and-enticing-rubdown-friday-noon-midnight-490-4987-46/6237116[/url]

I saw her probably 3 weeks ago, but was delayed in putting this up.

JT

[QUOTE=JTrees; 1899161]I've reviewed this one before, but its been awhile since I had seen her. I gave her a call on her number, for some unknown reason, I got the urge I suppose and thought maybe she had changed some. Anyway getting ahold of her is about like getting on the state run health exchange, it's possible in theory, but in practice, well you know. After finally getting through and setting up an hour, for a reduced rate, .60 for an hour, I went over. Her place is nice and you will never feel endangered, so if that plays a role for anyone, know that she is safe.

However, she looks the same, to perhaps a tad worse. She is middle aged and chunky, which I already knew, but the last time I had seen her (year or more ago) she had mentioned wanting to get some implants, so I wanted to see if that came true. Well it did not, same weird tits as before.

The body rub itself, is essentially the same as before, not bad, but not the great. She does take her time and she does seem to have some sort of training in massage therapy, but not extensive. She uses a light amount of lotion and will pay attention to areas that trouble you. The flip involves some frontal massage and then wondering into a standard. She takes out her weird tits, but that's as far as it goes. She treats this part of the experience as more of an inconvenient chore, which for me ruins the general body rub experience. This part has declined since the last time I had seen her. Basically these are the pros of the body rub.

The primary con of the experience and this one is a GIANT con, is she now TALKS and RATTLES on more now than she did before. And before she talked non-stop, somehow she managed to increase this rate. And beyond that, this is not talk you want to hear while in a session. The topics she hit on during this session were:

1) Toilet is hooked up wrong, it has hot water filling the bowl and when she sits down it gets her ass wet.

2) Toilet malfunctioned a few months ago, after she had dropped a deuce.

3) The landlord walked in on a session she was having and stared at her with her tits out.

You get the jist. This goes on and on and on, you can't stop it, you can't contain it, you merely endure it.

Overall, I would not repeat. She is not better looking and has managed to get more annoying. The price, this time, was a bargain, but not a bargain worth going for. There are other options out there. I'll put another review up shortly of another BR gal in the area.

Here is the link to the ad, none of the pics are her.

[url]http://lexington.backpage.com/BodyRubs/indulge-in-a-quality-therapeutic-and-enticing-rubdown-friday-noon-midnight-490-4987-46/6237116[/url]

I saw her probably 3 weeks ago, but was delayed in putting this up.

JT[/QUOTE]It's not physically possible for her to talk more than she did in the past. Incessant talk about her BF in Louisville, her daughters wedding, her desire to join a gym, yadda-yadda-yadda. I cut the visit short and asked for the finish 25 minutes in so I could get out of there.

I decided to call Brandy because her add was sweet and seemed legit, I had tried to set up something with a girl named taylor, but she just couldn't get it together plus in her pics there is a crazy looking guys reflection in the mirror taking the pics. So Brandy answered the phone and was very nice, she has a sexy sweet voice and just a tad bit of an accent which immediately made me feel comfortable. She agreed to make an appointment with me for 7 giving me time to get off work and meet her at her hotel. I was given the info over the phone of her rates and time frame but did not make a decision verbally even though I knew I wanted an hour. It was a little higher then most girls but I figured from her pics she would be worth it. I called her again when I was ready to leave and asked again about the rates for an hour and they managed to get raised between the couple of hours I had not spoken to her. I figured that maybe she just wasnt getting the clients so I was ok with it. Her hotel was in a good safe location and her room window was visible from the parking lot so she could see me pull in. I saw her and was stunned with how gorgeous she was. She did not have her face in her pics, but they are all real. She was sweet from the time I walked in to the time I left, nothing was rushed and she was truly concerned with my time with her. Let me tell you right now, If she charges more then the others pay it, I was practically throwing money at her. I ended up giving her a She nice size tip and feeling satisfied. Now I had seen a girl the night before who didn't have the giant tits that Brandy had but had a nice big ass. Her name was crystal, and I bent her over and eventually was told she couldn't take anymore, so I left not very satisfied at all. Brandy is a freaking Pro and a pornstart. I bent her over and she did the splits with her ass in the air and took it like a champ. What blew my mind was how tight she was the entire time, her kitty was practically like a tight glove and never loosened up. She can give one hell of a BJ to, if you are easy to finish I wouldn't let her go to long because between those giant tits bouncing every where and her ability to gulp down 9 inches she might end it there, I spent about 10 mins enjoying that and then put her on top, where she bounced some more. About 10 mins after that I bent her over and she took me to town. She reminded me of a nice sports car, can give you that rush with out leaving her room! I have been to many different countries and she goes to the top of my list! Worth every dollar you can give her and don't waste your time with a half hour, if your going to get Brandy you better get the whole hour, she deserves it and so do you! She is very clean and in good shape. Very pretty face and smooth soft skin with a jiggly fun ass and massive 38ddd tits on such a little frame. Lots of fun. [url]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=brandy[/url]

As I mentioned in the other review I would put up another about a different BR gal I saw. I won't put much detail in this one, because she mentioned she preferred that not be included.

With that being said, Jade / Gia is definitely the same fox that is in the pics, she is petite and you won't be disappointed with her looks. I met her at her incall, safe and clean area. She did mention she doesn't always offer incall, but it is a potential option.

The session was outstanding. The rates were more than typical BR gals in the area, but then again she isn't the typical BR gal in this area. I will definitely see her again.

JT

[QUOTE=Joshn574; 1899434]I decided to call Brandy because her add was sweet and seemed legit, I had tried to set up something with a girl named taylor, but she just couldn't get it together plus in her pics there is a crazy looking guys reflection in the mirror taking the pics. So Brandy answered the phone and was very nice, she has a sexy sweet voice and just a tad bit of an accent which immediately made me feel comfortable. She agreed to make an appointment with me for 7 giving me time to get off work and meet her at her hotel. I was given the info over the phone of her rates and time frame but did not make a decision verbally even though I knew I wanted an hour. It was a little higher then most girls but I figured from her pics she would be worth it. I called her again when I was ready to leave and asked again about the rates for an hour and they managed to get raised between the couple of hours I had not spoken to her. I figured that maybe she just wasnt getting the clients so I was ok with it. Her hotel was in a good safe location and her room window was visible from the parking lot so she could see me pull in. I saw her and was stunned with how gorgeous she was. She did not have her face in her pics, but they are all real. She was sweet from the time I walked in to the time I left, nothing was rushed and she was truly concerned with my time with her. Let me tell you right now, If she charges more then the others pay it, I was practically throwing money at her. I ended up giving her a She nice size tip and feeling satisfied. Now I had seen a girl the night before who didn't have the giant tits that Brandy had but had a nice big ass. Her name was crystal, and I bent her over and eventually was told she couldn't take anymore, so I left not very satisfied at all. Brandy is a freaking Pro and a pornstart. I bent her over and she did the splits with her ass in the air and took it like a champ. What blew my mind was how tight she was the entire time, her kitty was practically like a tight glove and never loosened up. She can give one hell of a BJ to, if you are easy to finish I wouldn't let her go to long because between those giant tits bouncing every where and her ability to gulp down 9 inches she might end it there, I spent about 10 mins enjoying that and then put her on top, where she bounced some more. About 10 mins after that I bent her over and she took me to town. She reminded me of a nice sports car, can give you that rush with out leaving her room! I have been to many different countries and she goes to the top of my list! Worth every dollar you can give her and don't waste your time with a half hour, if your going to get Brandy you better get the whole hour, she deserves it and so do you! She is very clean and in good shape. Very pretty face and smooth soft skin with a jiggly fun ass and massive 38ddd tits on such a little frame. Lots of fun.

[url]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=brandy[/url][/QUOTE]You literally took the word right out of my mouth when you said gorgeous! I too saw this tight little big boobed package tonight and I second and third this review. The only downside was that she does not do BBBJ instead everything is covered which after seeing her it didn't matter because I was all in for some that. She is short small petite chick with what appears to 25% of her weight in big boobs. The pictures in her ad are definitely her and her face is gorgeous.

I will see her again.

[url]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/late-night-slippery-specials-8593686237-brandy-21/6199018[/url]

I met with her yesterday, I didn't even get her name. Duh. But the great news is she is real, petite, pretty, very nice body. And gives a wonderful body massage with a great finish. She said she had done this before in Richmond over a year ago, and she lives in the Lexington area now. She is clean, no drugs or associated drama as far as I can tell. She has a young one that means a lot. But you sure can't tell from her body that she had a baby. Not even stretch marks. I got the standard half hour rub and finish and she has a great touch and know how to please. She allows you to roam everywhere with your hands as well. Afterward I asked if I should post something, and she approved. Also. There is more on the menu. But you will need to pursue this on your own. She apologized for her selected motel, not a good one. But it didn't bother me. Safe hunting = stay safe.

[url]http://lexington.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gorgeous-lady-waiting-to-make-you-so-relaxed-and-satisfied-31/6237301[/url]

Her previous ad had another phone number. But this one is her current and active mobile.

[QUOTE=VettesRule;1899265]It's not physically possible for her to talk more than she did in the past. Incessant talk about her BF in Louisville, her daughters wedding, her desire to join a gym, yadda-yadda-yadda. I cut the visit short and asked for the finish 25 minutes in so I could get out of there.[/QUOTE]Never had a boyfriend in Louisville and no one asks for the finish. LOL I have regular clients who repeat with me every week who get a completely quiet massage if that is what they want. My regular clients who appreciate me, are fine with me or they would not come back every week. Of course, there are always going to be some clinets that one is not compatible with, that is life. My daughter also did not have a freakin wedding.

I would not trust the validity of the some of these posts, people lie.

[QUOTE=CashBubba; 1899610]You literally took the word right out of my mouth when you said gorgeous! I too saw this tight little big boobed package tonight and I second and third this review. The only downside was that she does not do BBBJ instead everything is covered which after seeing her it didn't matter because I was all in for some that. She is short small petite chick with what appears to 25% of her weight in big boobs. The pictures in her ad are definitely her and her face is gorgeous.

I will see her again.

[url]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/late-night-slippery-specials-8593686237-brandy-21/6199018[/url][/QUOTE]I too would love to see her.

However, I would feel more comfortable as a newbie if a more experienced member of this website posted a review of her.

[url]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-one-and-only-erika-vain-29/5334148[/url]

Was wondering if anyone has had any dreams about this lady?

[QUOTE=Terril34; 1900545][url]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-one-and-only-erika-vain-29/5334148[/url]

Was wondering if anyone has had any dreams about this lady?[/QUOTE]A thread search on Erika shows several comments on her. None particularly good.

T

Just thought I would pass this along to those of us the in Lexington area. Came across Lexis' ad today and decided to do a little digging to see how legit she is. According to the Louisville board she is legit and the pics are representative. However, her sessions seem to be rushed and she must be some kind of terrible to deal with.

Just search the Louisville board and you can readily get info on her, but for those that don't do that, above is a little info on her.

[url]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/try-something-new-lexis-is-back-one-night-only-and-ready-to-have-some-fun-21/5834279[/url]

[QUOTE=ShermanLex; 1900068]I too would love to see her.

However, I would feel more comfortable as a newbie if a more experienced member of this website posted a review of her.[/QUOTE]I am not a senior mem on this site but I have seen Brandy a few times now. Vpretty, sweet girl. The other review of her is spot on, she has other reviews from NKY. If you are boob man she is a must see!

[QUOTE=Trechman; 1900607]A thread search on Erika shows several comments on her. None particularly good.[/quote]The writing is on the wall with this one, from my own dealing with her I would suggest stay away, proceed at your own risk.

[QUOTE=ShermanLex;1900068]I too would love to see her.

However, I would feel more comfortable as a newbie if a more experienced member of this website posted a review of her.[/QUOTE]Saw her recently. The other review was fairly accurate in how it goes down. Pics are spot-on and while there is no face shots, she is very pretty, think christina hendricks. I had some reservations but wasn't dismayed by the performance at any rate. Everything covered, no issues with it for me. I would give you a full review here, but for the going gift, she's worth checking out.

PM me about it if you got the right stuff.