Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Smileyrocks2;2046703]Either his postings are intentionally cryptic, or English is not his 1st (or 2nd) language. Either way, I don't care much about anything MV because the girls are pure hustlers, and if I have to drop $1 K a night for attention, it would no longer be just a fun hobby, but a dangerous addiction.[/QUOTE]One mans perception of encryption is another man's deceit mad easy when people with ADHD read what they think they see and mix up logic then it appears cryptic. E.eg. $1000 per night as opposed to $ 1000 over a span of a week or so.

Based on previous estimates vaguely released on thsi forum given by YS or scarlette shills (where have they gone to? Oh my how fast the powerful have fallen) divvy that same amount above as per YS lobbyists advice you will have nickle and dimed your way to that same figure to get anything that I wouldn't scrape of the exit ramp on fowler smelling to high heaven time it was a skunk flattene dout there never forget and I still smell that scent when I think of YS content today.

Hmm / does that qualify as mixed metaphors scent and sense when all you have left is two cents?

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Anyone know where this girl dances at and if she uses the same name when dancing?

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Was at YS Thursday, they finally got some new talent. Saw 3 new faces there can't remember the names but they all looked pretty good. Two spanish looking girls and 1 white girl and all 3 had good bodys nice and curvy. About time seems like they were on a dry spell for a few months and have been dissapointed in the talent.

[QUOTE=PinkChaser;2048086]Was at YS Thursday, they finally got some new talent. Saw 3 new faces there can't remember the names but they all looked pretty good. Two spanish looking girls and 1 white girl and all 3 had good bodys nice and curvy. About time seems like they were on a dry spell for a few months and have been dissapointed in the talent.[/QUOTE]How are they talented we don't know one name out of three missing in action ok but not all three which brings into question with no names yet you lead us to believe you checked out their talent (or someone did). If this is the best it has to offer what was the talent before the DJ scooting across stage pulling his pants down?

Talented but not talented enough to get a dollar out yah.

[QUOTE=AidsIsOverated;2048733]How are they talented we don't know one name out of three missing in action ok but not all three which brings into question with no names yet you lead us to believe you checked out their talent (or someone did). If this is the best it has to offer what was the talent before the DJ scooting across stage pulling his pants down?

Talented but not talented enough to get a dollar out yah.[/QUOTE]I totally blasted a worker Friday at Ybor Strip, shot a load right in her face. I don't know how anybody can miss there. Well, I guess if one were a total douche, they could.

[QUOTE=Skiper;2049028]I totally blasted a worker Friday at Ybor Strip, shot a load right in her face. I don't know how anybody can miss there. Well, I guess if one were a total douche, they could.[/QUOTE]Curious to wait until I post I thought your buddies here would need that info more than I since you know I proved that place a sham of a strip joit err I mean clip join where one goes to get hair cut in his wallet.

[QUOTE=AidsIsOverated;2049134]Curious to wait until I post I thought your buddies here would need that info more than I since you know I proved that place a sham of a strip joit err I mean clip join where one goes to get hair cut in his wallet.[/QUOTE]Aids,

I'll tell you what. I will go out and buy one of those secret hidden cameras (in a USB, or a belt, or watch, etc) to record my next personal "session" with one of those fantastic new chicks they have at YS and send you the video on the promise you admit to everyone here that YOU'RE the problem and not the club, AND for your agreement to stop calling LEO. Deal?

That new hot Latina from Miami with the nice boob job and thick, bubbly super bouncy ass was just the latest awesome treat (last week). The key was there was no manager checking the rooms, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to. Let's just say, do our thing (damage = $.40). I stopped going to YS for a couple months because the busy body room checker was making the girls nervous, but things seem to have returned to normal now.

This is the best club going right now, IMO, and I sincerely hope people like you don't try to screw it up for the rest of us.

Was there a couple months ago and met this pretty young blond girl (fake blond ofcourse! She looked great but almost all of her teeth were tainted (from some stupid thing she's on) but after talking a while learned that anything goes there so went backstage and had a BBBJCIM for $150. Overall, wasn't a bad experience but she was the only one there. The bar girl (Starr) was very chunky but beautiful.

There's a massage place next doors and met two girls there this one time but wasn't in the mood for it after checking them out so walked right out.

Is the quality and quantity improving there? Any recent experiences?

Short lineup, only saw 5 or 6 ladies. Long menu as always, although I did not partake of all the available items. BBBJ at a benjamin got it done.

[QUOTE=AidsIsOverated;2048733]How are they talented we don't know one name out of three missing in action ok but not all three which brings into question with no names yet you lead us to believe you checked out their talent (or someone did). If this is the best it has to offer what was the talent before the DJ scooting across stage pulling his pants down?

Talented but not talented enough to get a dollar out yah.[/QUOTE]What I meant by talent was that the girls were of a quality level on looks, As far as there skills in the back I didn't partake on that night. I am making a mission this weekend though so I will promise to drop some names on my next post.

Stopped by the strip today and at about 9:30 a very old woman with deep wrinkles, blond wig and big cone boobs in a black dress walked in and sat by the stage. The girls greeted her and seemed to know who this was. Wait a minute...its a cross dressing old man! (Not that there is anything wrong with that...is there?) He went back with a dancer (I think) and tripped on the step by the bar. He / she showed her bloomers! O no!

A few lookers. One really hot spinner but didn't get a test drive. None were too aggressive. Surprisingly few choices for a Friday. Sure it was early-ish but...

[QUOTE=LazyBones;2054772]Stopped by the strip today and at about 9:30 a very old woman with deep wrinkles, blond wig and big cone boobs in a black dress walked in and sat by the stage. The girls greeted her and seemed to know who this was. Wait a minute...its a cross dressing old man! (Not that there is anything wrong with that...is there?) He went back with a dancer (I think) and tripped on the step by the bar. He / she showed her bloomers! O no!

A few lookers. One really hot spinner but didn't get a test drive. None were too aggressive. Surprisingly few choices for a Friday. Sure it was early-ish but...[/QUOTE]The same one who sentences sherriff Grady's gals.

[QUOTE=PinkChaser;2050489]What I meant by talent was that the girls were of a quality level on looks, As far as there skills in the back I didn't partake on that night. I am making a mission this weekend though so I will promise to drop some names on my next post.[/QUOTE]I appreciate your honest clarification a rare commodity in these parts when detail is so vital swimming alone so often in seas of obfuscation.

Anyway this place has served its purpose as Winston Churchill said about democracy " It's the worst form of government we got but better than any other".

People get what they want out of this life and just as I was so completely happy with it my dream comes true (just hope it isn't like " be careful what you pray for God might just give it to you" type of thingy buy hey I only live life by flying too close to the Sun and skating across the razors edge.

Most perfect Mons Dancer babe. Tall all american blond girl next door type I never seen face to face such perfection asks me two weeks ago to see her outside. Now I never once made this attempt with her yet I do all others I keep pressuring them then bidding higher and higher till I get my way. More as a sport but it worked once.

But now looking up at this golden glowing statue haunting me gracefully I knew I was finally beat and weakened by her innocent grip on me I was trapped into submission. First solid clue was a big hot kiss she laid on me while in the back lap dancing. Anyway meeting her for lunch today. Prolly won't have much to report back on this EVA for obvious reasons.

I'm only writing these things because they were a prophecy come true from two years back I stated here I would eventually get my way at Mons. Then I held a high estimate what that would be and yes it was a seemingly invincible glass ceiling of false hope hell the other side wasnt even giving me any. One beauty I was bidding higher and higher until I reached my stop limit loss looks down at me confidently says " I make twice that a night in here where its safe". Well she didn't say safe but eays money anywyay.

What's changed? Its the economy stupid. Maybe Mcdonalds is still hiring but these high maintenance thoroughbreds aint drwaing in big bucks like before and like a stupid IRS agent all I needed to do was drive by occassionally on my 2 AM jaunts over the last year to see the cars parked out front dwindled to that of a road house biker joint on some desolate road and when they did get a crowd it would be penny pinching college kids taking up space.

So to the untrained eye it would see I got lucky but nothing of the sort I've been seeding the place and like the single massive organism it is it did for me what I could never do.

Was that it selected it's absolute finest and ejected it onto my lap.

[QUOTE=LazyBones;2054772]Stopped by the strip today and at about 9:30 a very old woman with deep wrinkles, blond wig and big cone boobs in a black dress walked in and sat by the stage. The girls greeted her and seemed to know who this was. Wait a minute...its a cross dressing old man! (Not that there is anything wrong with that...is there?) He went back with a dancer (I think) and tripped on the step by the bar. He / she showed her bloomers! O no!

A few lookers. One really hot spinner but didn't get a test drive. None were too aggressive. Surprisingly few choices for a Friday. Sure it was early-ish but...[/QUOTE]That fellow has been coming into YS for years and is harmless. Kind of like watching Spanky do his think. At first it seems a little weird but the girls find it amusing. What ever floats your boat.