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Sorry to post this a bit delayed, guys, I've been out of town for the past week.

I received an email from some psycho that had somehow confused me for someone else. I played along to see what was what, since she was pretty combative right from jump: "I know where you live" "I'm going to call your wife".

For a couple of emails she was threatening who she thought was a guy with a "and" name that lives on Harlem Ave. I eventually told her I wasn't this guy. Asked her if she wanted to get foocked to send me her picture and I'd oblige. But I quickly lost interest, especially given the fact she had just threatened to call my wife.

Just putting this out there. If this sounds like you, be careful.

So, I was eating a tuna fish sandwich earlier today and the idea just came to me: Why don't we post TIGHT PUSSY ALERTS? You know, get word out for chicks with tight pussy (in case it wasnt clear).

Can be out on the forum, though I tend to let my friends know about tight pussy whenever time allows for me to sound the alarm.

Just a thought.

[QUOTE=Langley08;2406518]So recently I got tested for first time every, YES, it all came back negative. So the next week I got some time and try hooking up with someone new, seemed as it wasn't happening so now I am in the mode you know, so in a pinch I go to local Asian apt girl. Not a big fan but you know. So the girl is older and so so, but right away she want to get condom on I supply always. I say no like to play around first, as I alway try to get the full hour if not a little more. So we play for awhile and I start slapping her with it in the face then she liking the tip and before I know it dt not many Asians can do. So on ward condom goes on for more fun I f her for a bit then stick back in her mouth to link off pushy juice, then doggie for a bit that when Shirt condom broke, after a little break I say let's go give me a condom. She just laid back down and said go go, so not thinking with right head I finished her off bare back, like one week after getting tested??[/QUOTE]USE JIMMY'S ALWAYS!

We've all been there, condomns popping. Or in the moment. Just try not to fall for it and be safe. MANY, MANY years ago, when I was in that scene- I had a North Ave SW that also lost patience. She wanted me to jump in there raw. I drove her back to the Home Depot and went home for some good old porno.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2411630]So, I was eating a tuna fish sandwich earlier today and the idea just came to me: Why don't we post TIGHT PUSSY ALERTS? You know, get word out for chicks with tight pussy (in case it wasnt clear).

Can be out on the forum, though I tend to let my friends know about tight pussy whenever time allows for me to sound the alarm.

Just a thought.[/QUOTE]Too funny! My eyes are watering! Eating a tuna sandwich and thinking about pussy. That just made my day. Thanks.

[QUOTE=RonM;2407020]Yup. Happened to me. As I got to her front door I get a text saying she can't see me. Drove alll the way from Chicago. She's Awesome during the times I did see Stacey. I've been trying to see her for over a month. She's says she can see me at the time I set up with her. Then at the last minute she cancells out on me. I'm done with her. That's OK. I've got enough Providers in the city to keep me busy.[/QUOTE]I live in the west burbs, so driving to her is about 25 min but she's done it to me too. I've never been a fan of car dates but her skills are worth it. That said, I'm wearing thin in the patience dept.

Just came across something that might be of use to cautious types who seek discretion, but don't want the hassle of carrying two phones. (cough*Hilary*cough). It's an app called "burner" and basically, it lets you create a separate number, unrelated to your regular cell number. It is nto registered to you (or anyone else), can be used for calls and texts, both inbound and outbound and you can delete it. And all texts. In a second, if necessary. Here's some reading material, and a link to more info:

[URL]http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/18/7414869/burner-phone-theres-an-app-for-that[/URL]

[QUOTE=HottieHunter42;2412847]Just came across something that might be of use to cautious types who seek discretion, but don't want the hassle of carrying two phones. (cough*Hilary*cough). It's an app called "burner" and basically, it lets you create a separate number, unrelated to your regular cell number. It is nto registered to you (or anyone else), can be used for calls and texts, both inbound and outbound and you can delete it. And all texts. In a second, if necessary. Here's some reading material, and a link to more info:

[URL]http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/18/7414869/burner-phone-theres-an-app-for-that[/URL][/QUOTE]Speaking of burner phones, I have a ATT Go phone I use. I have not been mongering for about 6 weeks and tried to call an ATF Monday. Apparently, ATT will deactivate your number and give it to the next guy if you let your service laps for 30 days. Yesterday I went to the ATT store and drew a very cute blond, 30 ish, with a rockin body. She smirked at my POS burner phone as I told her my problem. She said that's easy to fix, I'll give you a new sim card. Next she asked for a photo I'd, as she is typing on her tablet. I tell her it's a burner phone and there is no connection to me with this phone. She has a puzzled look on her face and says she needs an address. I give her the store address. She laughs and says OK and what do you do with this phone? I repeat "it's a burner phone". She gets the phone all set, turns it on, turns away from me, and opens my phone book. She starts laughing and says "these are all womens names!" "You are a bad boy". Then she puts her number in it and says "call me". Sweet deal! Also I lost my old number and had to pick a new number. Some of you seniors that had my old number, if you want the new one PM me.

Burner is a good app. It's convenient and works very well. Another app is Hushed. Stay safe out there.

[QUOTE=Shzitzx;2413215]Speaking of burner phones, I have a ATT Go phone I use. I have not been mongering for about 6 weeks and tried to call an ATF Monday. Apparently, ATT will deactivate your number and give it to the next guy if you let your service laps for 30 days. Yesterday I went to the ATT store and drew a very cute blond, 30 ish, with a rockin body. She smirked at my POS burner phone as I told her my problem. She said that's easy to fix, I'll give you a new sim card. Next she asked for a photo I'd, as she is typing on her tablet. I tell her it's a burner phone and there is no connection to me with this phone. She has a puzzled look on her face and says she needs an address. I give her the store address. She laughs and says OK and what do you do with this phone? I repeat "it's a burner phone". She gets the phone all set, turns it on, turns away from me, and opens my phone book. She starts laughing and says "these are all womens names!" "You are a bad boy". Then she puts her number in it and says "call me". Sweet deal! Also I lost my old number and had to pick a new number. Some of you seniors that had my old number, if you want the new one PM me.[/QUOTE]You were lucky with the hot store clerk, but all of the 'pay as you go' phones do what happened to you: you get X number of days past your last day of service, then your number gets reassigned and your phone goes permanently dead. One of the negatives of having a burner, and a reason why I try to stick to ultra-cheap ones.

[QUOTE=JMarshall;2412275]I live in the west burbs, so driving to her is about 25 min but she's done it to me too. I've never been a fan of car dates but her skills are worth it. That said, I'm wearing thin in the patience dept.[/QUOTE]She texted me today. Gave me reasons why I should see her and give her another chance. I told her I found another gal so I won't be callling her again. Even though Stacey does give a great session, I'm done driving 30 milles to see her for nothing. No more Bike Rides for me.

[QUOTE=RonM;2413894]She texted me today. Gave me reasons why I should see her and give her another chance. I told her I found another gal so I won't be callling her again. Even though Stacey does give a great session, I'm done driving 30 milles to see her for nothing. No more Bike Rides for me.[/QUOTE]I've seen her once. Been trying to go for another ride, but so far, no luck. I live about 45 minutes away, but sometimes pass through the area. Every time I try to get in touch with her, she almost never replies, whether by email or text.

[QUOTE=Castlerae;2413870]You were lucky with the hot store clerk, but all of the 'pay as you go' phones do what happened to you: you get X number of days past your last day of service, then your number gets reassigned and your phone goes permanently dead. One of the negatives of having a burner, and a reason why I try to stick to ultra-cheap ones.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure I paid $9. 99 for this phone 5 years back. It's hard for me to believe this was the first time I let it laps for over 30 days. It is a very small phone, easily concealed. The biggest problem is when a provider sends pictures. The screen is so small it is hard to tell what the picture is. I had one girl I was texting with, send a picture of what I thought was her rear end. I texted her back and said "Did you just send me a picture of your #ss?" Turns out it was her very large cleavage. LOL.

Too much drama. Plenty of other fish in the sea.

[QUOTE=RonM;2413894]She texted me today. Gave me reasons why I should see her and give her another chance. I told her I found another gal so I won't be callling her again. Even though Stacey does give a great session, I'm done driving 30 milles to see her for nothing. No more Bike Rides for me.[/QUOTE]

Is it just me or has the personal ads been shut down? Maybe I'm late to know about this but can't find anything saying so. I click on the link and it never opens. Its been 4 days now.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2415357]Is it just me or has the personal ads been shut down? Maybe I'm late to know about this but can't find anything saying so. I click on the link and it never opens. Its been 4 days now.[/QUOTE]CL personals are still working as far as I can see. It seems there are more fakes lately. Or maybe I can just spot them better now?