Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3946457]Things change. Sometimes things get better.

This is one of those times.

Went there late this morning and had the parking lot to myself. Nobody else came in to interrupt while I was there.

Here are the pluses I found:

It was nice and quiet. Parking is suitably discreet, especially on the weekend. The place is clean. Paper cover and towel we're both replaced after my session. Not a lot of oil was used. She didn't try to give a scalp massage, which usually feels like 12 angry monkeys are trying to rip out my hair. The massage was quite good. She used only her hands, instead of the forearm and elbow some places use. She was reasonably attractive with a nice body. She was also dressed for easy access.

The massage proceeded as normal although she seemed to be more methodical than most who just seem to be winging it. It looked bad at the start because her first move was to cover me with the towel. The entire back was done without any hint of extras. Then out came the hot towel. After a wipe down she continued to work on my backside and finally got around to some teasing. After a few minutes of this she had me flip and it was game on. Full UTC roaming was allowed.

After a standard finish and cleanup she worked on legs and arms until time was up. Standard rates, standard tip. She talked very little.[/QUOTE]Which AMP was this?

[QUOTE=Jjax24;3946896]Which AMP was this?[/QUOTE]You can't figure it out from the post I quoted? Geeze. I drive an hour and a half to a city I'm still not too familiar with, TOFTT based on one review and the post I quoted and you can't follow the breadcrumbs?

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3947681]You can't figure it out from the post I quoted? Geeze. I drive an hour and a half to a city I'm still not too familiar with, TOFTT based on one review and the post I quoted and you can't follow the breadcrumbs?[/QUOTE]Obviously not since I asked. Not sure which one you went to since you replying to a post that had two listed.

[QUOTE=Jjax24;3947749]Obviously not since I asked. Not sure which one you went to since you replying to a post that had two listed.[/QUOTE]Let's start here:

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But there's also another one further south on Weinbach in that cluster of buildings that all have the same pizza-hut looking roofs. The only time I peeked in the door the ladies were pretty dang ugly.[/QUOTE]Now let's dig into my reply.

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Things change. Sometimes things get better.

This is one of those times.
[/QUOTE]Can you decipher it now?

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3948014]Let's start here:

Now let's dig into my reply.

Can you decipher it now?[/QUOTE]Or you could just. I don't know, answer the question? Seems simpler to me.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3948014]Let's start here:

Now let's dig into my reply.

Can you decipher it now?[/QUOTE]Would have saved you a lot of time to just type the name man.

[QUOTE=EmperorLime;3948114]Or you could just. I don't know, answer the question? Seems simpler to me.[/QUOTE]You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

A cum chaser is someone who is always running, trying to catch some other guys orgasm. Someone posts about a great time, somewhere, with someone, and 20 guys are heading that way before she has time to clean up. They aren't trying to get their own fun, they're trying to copy someone else's experience.

Especially with AMPs this causes problems. Many of them are located in small complexes, surrounded by regular businesses. When a place that's been getting 10 customers a day starts getting 30 a day people notice. Occasionally they'll guess that everything isn't kosher at the massage place next door and they'll find someone to complain to.

Even if this doesn't happen it causes problems. It sucks having 6 interruptions when you're trying to get a massage. I was on the table one time and some guy opened the door and walked in. I don't need that.

A monger takes the information and adds it to his list. He doesn't have to go there right away, it's just another option when he's ready for a change. He knows that he's not going to get the reviewers experience, because YMMV is always true.

He also knows, if he's a contributing member, he can always get questions answered with a pm.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3948605]You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

A cum chaser is someone who is always running, trying to catch some other guys orgasm. Someone posts about a great time, somewhere, with someone, and 20 guys are heading that way before she has time to clean up. They aren't trying to get their own fun, they're trying to copy someone else's experience.

Especially with AMPs this causes problems. Many of them are located in small complexes, surrounded by regular businesses. When a place that's been getting 10 customers a day starts getting 30 a day people notice. Occasionally they'll guess that everything isn't kosher at the massage place next door and they'll find someone to complain to.

Even if this doesn't happen it causes problems. It sucks having 6 interruptions when you're trying to get a massage. I was on the table one time and some guy opened the door and walked in. I don't need that.

A monger takes the information and adds it to his list. He doesn't have to go there right away, it's just another option when he's ready for a change. He knows that he's not going to get the reviewers experience, because YMMV is always true.

He also knows, if he's a contributing member, he can always get questions answered with a pm.[/QUOTE]You are 100% correct in your description Jjbee and what the outcome is.

Had a visit with Mae or perhaps May today. She looks like Candy's mother (or perhaps grandmother). Terrible masseuse but does have some good aspects too. PM for details. By the way, to the points made below, that place was hopping. Two people came in after I did. Spread it out boys!

So far the only PM I've gotten is from a new account with zero posts. Sorry friend but I can't help you. When I started on this board I did a ton of my own research, tested the waters and posted reviews. Yes, I got some help along the way, but I worked hard before I just asked for a handout. There is already tons of information on this board that is still good intel. Start with that, take a visit or two with a friendly provider, then post about your experiences. Maybe then I'll share more with you.

But I'll throw you a bone anyway. This old lady at Sunrise is brand new, way outside my ordinary standards but I needed some relaxation. Today may have been her first day. She didn't even know the name of the other provider that was there with her. Doesn't know a lick of english. However, she allowed more than any other AMP provider in Evansville has ever provided to me, and it wasn't even a struggle. So take that for what it's worth, give it a try, and tell us how it went.

[QUOTE=Iusig;3949981]Had a visit with Mae or perhaps May today. She looks like Candy's mother (or perhaps grandmother). Terrible masseuse but does have some good aspects too. PM for details. By the way, to the points made below, that place was hopping. Two people came in after I did. Spread it out boys![/QUOTE]

Can anyone help me find massage parlor around here that will help get my wife a happy ending.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3948605]You're right. That does seem simpler to you. Simple isn't always best for the larger community. It's only best for the cum chasers.

[/QUOTE]Huh. Well I learned something then to be honest, I just usually go to Beijing because I don't go to AMPs very often at all. I was just curious too because I like reading the reviews to keep up to date in case someone mentions something I don't want to pass up.

I loved giving Sophia massages and she loved getting them. She would strip down and lay on the face down on the table. She liked getting massaged all over. Then I had her flip and continued relaxing her front. After her happing ending it would be my turn.

Are there anyone around now that likes to be massaged? So much fun!

Decided to hit up the AMP on 1st this evening. Saw Cindy. Typical prices for everything. The massage was above average compared to other AMP's I've tried in the area. Two thumbs up for this one. Senior members may PM me for more details.

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I had an experience a couple of weeks ago that was not worth it. It was a new girl who had only been there a week and she insisted on self service. Then was pushy for tip. I didn't catch her name.

Saw Hylen again at Beijing Spa. I was surprised she was still there. Massage was fairly eh, but the teasing and flip were 10/10. Tried to get her to take her shirt off but no dice. She didn't seem to care much what my fingers did though.

Here's a lesson on the value of TOFTT.

If you spend the time to go back and read reviews on the places which are rarely mentioned you'll usually find negative reports. "Old and ugly", "no extras", "place was dirty", etc. Why waste your time and money going there? Because, in most cases, things will eventually change, often for the better. Meanwhile, the places that get the constant, great reviews can, and usually will, only get worse.

There's reasons for this. Mamasans go back to China and hand the business off to someone else, girls move on and get replaced, or people just get greedy. Getting greedy includes mongers.

Let's say you're the 50+ mamasan at a place getting 4 or 5 customers a day, with just you and another 50+ woman there. She needs to return to China, or New York and you end up with a 25 year old, cute replacement. Within a few weeks your business has doubled, in a few months you've added another girl and you're getting over 120 customers a week. At some point, something has to give.

Laundry starts piling up. Instead of changing towels and sheets after every customer, it eventually drops to once a day. Things start getting dirty. Customers start getting shorted on time. Quality goes down. Eventually, either uncle drops in and shuts you down, or girls decide they've had enough, or enough bad reviews pile up to drive off customers.

Most of you "discover" a place after 3 or 4 glowing reviews. You wait until you have the details and a name, before you commit. So you end up with with the girls who are probably getting close to burnout. You might be getting more out of them, but you're getting the thrift store bread instead of the fresh from the oven bread.

The best time is right after the new girl arrives, before the rave reviews. You get a cleaner environment, you get a better massage, you get a girl who is happy to be there and you don't get someone who wants $ just to lift her shirt. You also don't get 3 interruptions every time.

You might also get:

A girl who starts the tease before you get your clothes off.

A girl who shows you where she wants your hands and what she wants you to do with them.

A girl who not only allows UTC roaming, but let's you drop her shorts for a close up inspection.

A girl who almost treats you like a long lost boyfriend.

And a pretty good massage.

Instead of begging for a location, go and TOFTT. You might walk away disappointed, or you might walk away grinning like the Cheshire cat.

I wanted to see what all the hype was about. Nothing more than the usual here. Same ole same ole, nothing beyond a HJ. As always YMMV. Very clean place and nice TS.

I've been visiting the infamous First Avenue location for awhile. I usually go once a month or so. I miss the days of Lisa and Candy being there.

I have not been overly impressed with the selection that was there last time I went, which caused me to try Morgan out. I can't remember who I ended up seeing but it wasn't too bad actually. I think the other girl might have been a little cuter than the girl I had, but nonetheless I left happy.

I'm debating on trying out something new next time. Does anybody have a place that somebody needs to TOFTT and try out?

I was leaving The Pony last week and turned right on GR. Something caught my eye across the road, very dark place. I called and they offer massage, I was just wondering if anyone has stopped in?

[QUOTE=LuvanAdventure;4000239]I was leaving The Pony last week and turned right on GR. Something caught my eye across the road, very dark place. I called and they offer massage, I was just wondering if anyone has stopped in?[/QUOTE]I need more on location not just turning right! There are at least 3 on the right side of GR.

[QUOTE=LuvanAdventure;4000239]I was leaving The Pony last week and turned right on GR. Something caught my eye across the road, very dark place. I called and they offer massage, I was just wondering if anyone has stopped in?[/QUOTE]If you're talking about Serenity Massage, it's a completely legit massage parlor. One fella and two older ladies.

[QUOTE=LuvanAdventure;4000239]I was leaving The Pony last week and turned right on GR. Something caught my eye across the road, very dark place. I called and they offer massage, I was just wondering if anyone has stopped in?[/QUOTE]Strickly legit. DnC.

Not sure if you all want to make the drive to Owensboro or not, the Owensboro forum is dead so I'm posting this here. 1700 is open and has a full menu. Got the hr session. Usual. 6 good rub down. Flip she went straight for the standard. Plenty of roaming allowed. Asked about the menu, its open so for an extra 1. 0 you can get a full menu in Owensboro. Girls aren't much to look at but hey if you want a full menu, that's the place to do it. Not sure if I got a special since I frequent that place but that's my experience.

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Would anyone be willing to tell me where the closest FS place would be within a reasonable driving distance from Evansville? I sometimes have business in town and wouldn't mind driving somewhere where full menu was available. If it's within about an hour or so drive that would be perfect. PM is fine too if preferred. Thanks.

I last got full service at a basic AMP in Washington Park, IL, which was about 3-4 years ago. Check out their board.

[QUOTE=Korman23;4008702]Would anyone be willing to tell me where the closest FS place would be within a reasonable driving distance from Evansville? I sometimes have business in town and wouldn't mind driving somewhere where full menu was available. If it's within about an hour or so drive that would be perfect. PM is fine too if preferred. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Any new info on Peoney (or whatever its called) ? Last time there several months ago was marginal at best. DnC.

[QUOTE=DickensCider;4016554]Any new info on Peoney (or whatever its called) ? Last time there several months ago was marginal at best. DnC.[/QUOTE]Go.

If you're led to the room on the right, you'll probably be satisfied with the results. If you're led to the room on the left, you'll probably be even more satisfied with the results. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;4019092]Go.

If you're led to the room on the right, you'll probably be satisfied with the results. If you're led to the room on the left, you'll probably be even more satisfied with the results. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Aint that the truth. Well said JJB.

Got satisfaction the 2 times I have been been there but it's so expensive since you have to pay for the room.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;4019092]Go.

If you're led to the room on the right, you'll probably be satisfied with the results. If you're led to the room on the left, you'll probably be even more satisfied with the results. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JustMe119;4019713]Got satisfaction the 2 times I have been been there but it's so expensive since you have to pay for the room.[/QUOTE]What? You have to pay for the massage, the same as at any other AMP. Then you need to tip. The cost comes to the same amount as at any other AMP in the area.

[QUOTE=JustMe119;4019713]Got satisfaction the 2 times I have been been there but it's so expensive since you have to pay for the room.[/QUOTE]Sorry guys, I was thinking about the place on weinbach, not the strip club. DnC.

I guess I don't know if this place. What is it near?

[QUOTE=DickensCider;4021551]Sorry guys, I was thinking about the place on weinbach, not the strip club. DnC.[/QUOTE]

There was a thread recently talking about the Peony ASM. I couldn't tell if they were serious about being worth the trip or not. Any recommendations? Thanks.

[QUOTE=JustMe119;4025985]There was a thread recently talking about the Peony ASM. I couldn't tell if they were serious about being worth the trip or not. Any recommendations? Thanks.[/QUOTE]It seems like anytime Peony is brought up, mass confusion follows. In sunmary, the girls give a great massage, are very friendly, and as JJBee said just a few posts below, it doesn't matter which MT you draw. YMMV.

I've been curious about this place since I found out about it and today I had a dream. I was met by the hostess that told me come come. New girl. And was led to a room. I assumed the position and entered a very pretty young masseuse that was dressed very sexy. She gave a very good message and then I turned over and had a very sensual handshake. When all finished, I asked her name. Her English is broken but understandable. She said she has no name as today is her first day and I was her first customer and since that was the case, I got to give her a name. I chose Jeni. This was a lovely dream. I will definitely be back.

So I just left the peony on a Sunday afternoon. Good lord Jeni is fucking is hot. Fellow brothers you won't be disappointed with her looks and playful skills. Her work attire was tight / short full body skirt. Towards the end of my dream somebody was kissing and nibbling my ear and whispered don't stop rubbing it, it feels so good.

[QUOTE=Daytona88;4030974]So I just left the peony on a Sunday afternoon. Good lord Jeni is fucking is hot. Fellow brothers you won't be disappointed with her looks and playful skills. Her work attire was tight / short full body skirt. Towards the end of my dream somebody was kissing and nibbling my ear and whispered don't stop rubbing it, it feels so good.[/QUOTE]Can someone tell me what an acceptable tip is?