Massage Parlor Reports

Today was a hectic day, so I decided to cruise back to my fav AMP to check out that Korean tasty morsel I saw on Wednesday when I opted for the Latina. (read my previous post) I get to the spot and mamasan seems to be happy to see me. Greets me and brings me in. I asked her if the Korean girl from Wednesday was working tonight, but I dont think she understood. I guess she thought I wanted just any Korean girl. Anyhow, I go in the room pay mamasan and strip down. Few minutes later walks in Pinky. She is a good looking petite Korean ajuma (older lady). She still looks great. Body not really my taste, but I must admit that the woman was pretty fine. Maybe a 7-8 in my books. She greets me with a couple kisses on each cheek asks if I have been there before. I repond yes. She starts massaging me and all of the sudden, grabs my hand and puts it on her butt. Nice approach Pinky! I caress her ass and legs as she rubs my back. Nice smooth skin. I love Asian women, they always have flawless skin and keep up with their age well. So after the mediocre massage, Pinky asks about what I wanted. I respond I want full service. She leaves for a bit and comes back with the jimmy. She then proceeds to one of the best CBJs Ive had in a while. She was deep throating that cock like a champ. She had great technique. I was gettng a little too much into it, so before i busted a nut, I asked her to hop on the horse and ride. Did a good job grinding on that cock until I busted. A pleasant experience. Since I worked in Korea before, I always use that and my broken Korean to start up a conversation and get them to feel more comfortable. She brought a warm towel to wipe me, chatted for a bit about Korea. Hugged me and said goodbye. Total damage .5 + 1, the standard. Pinky: 5'1 or so, 90lb petite, B cup. Quite attractive. I recommend it to my buds. Service: high 8, maybe a 9.

I ended up grabbing a card (finally), so SENIOR members can message me for the number.

To the regular, guys not that I don't want to share my info when you message me, but I was a regular once and asked seniors for tips and never got jack. Realized that I had to go out there, risk it, participate in the hobby and then come back and post/share my experience with the rest. Eventually I got to a Senior where I now do get reply back for my messages. Do the work, a lot of the information is already in the forum or simply look at the sponsors of this site and figure out where these spots are. Take the time to do your reseach, RTFF.

And to all: Careful out there. Dont forget to have fun and pound some sweet poontang on my behalf.

To my Asian girls at the AMP's: Sa Rang Je... they reply: Na Do Sa Rang Je

Peace to all: The California (still got the Yellow Fever) Asian Lover

CAAZNLVR

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Cozy spa had this fine latina named "jasmine".

Anyone know where she headed to ?

Please pm if you have info.[/QUOTE]She headed to massage heaven after I shot her with my man juice.

Hi all.

I finally saved enough hobby money for a visit to a MP on Monday. Wanted to try a new place since it's been a while. I remember seeing an add in local paper that advertises latina massage in PC. I think I read a review about here too, but not sure. Called to find out hours of operation and parking access (West of Van Nuys Blvd before city park). Get there around 7pm entered office building went up to second floor and one dark man is waiting in the lobby. As soon as I get there he leaves looking frustated. I ring the bell and papasan answers. Says "girl is busy with someone else and assistant only available" So I said, WTF it's my first time there. I'm led to a room where I get undressed and then asked where the shower was. I rinse off come back to my room and 5 minutes later comes in a good looking latina (Jasmine/Yasmine): 5ft, tanned skin, slim with D cups (looked real) over all a 7. I'm laying down and I hear her plug in something. Turns out it was a massage handle. She starts giving me this lame massage with it for 15 minutes. I'm thinking WTF? Then she starts caressing me with her nails comes near the ass, but not close enough. Then start massaging my head. There is little talk here and there, and doesn't ask me to flip. 5 minutes later the papasan knocks on door and says "time's up". WTF! I'm pissed and horny, the girl asks if I liked it and I said NO, I've had better. I get dressed and leave. NO TIP. I don't know if they thought I was LE and they were playing it safe. At the same time, I was thinking the same thing and they were waiting for me to make the 1st move so they can bust me. Any ways. I'm thinking of going back and giving it a second chance, but this time with the girl that was busy. Which I have to find out who she is. All in all, only 40 for 30min. And not tip. I can't believe I waited and saved 3 months for this. LOL. Good luck to all and play safe. Let me know if you guys have any info on the other girl at this place.

Hello,

I have been a member for a long time but have not participated with any info. I have frequented and checked out several places in the SFV and am happy to share some info with members to to establish some credibility. I am not looking for any info in return (yet! )

I do not want to post too much openly on the forum for the obvious reasons and wondered the best way to "move up" in this world.

So. My question is. Vague posts that need to be decoded? PMs to senior members? You guys tell me which way I should go.

With the good ol economy I haven't had money to spend on my favorite hobby, but I went about a month or so ago to a MP on Vanowen north of NoHo, nonoho? haha. It's in a weird little complex that basically yells out amp. 2nd floor walked up not looking into the cameras that are all around. Walked in and behind the blurry glass window... what's this!? a non asian old lady? First time I've seen a non asian at an mp. This lady was a milfy armenian looking woman, tight body, firm Bcups and ass. Paid for the hh .4 laid down in my bday suit face down.

Got one of the best legit massage I've had in a long time, I wish I had paid for an hour to get more massage. On the flip she asks me what I want, she wanted 1.2 for all and .6 for he but i got her down to .4 for the he, she was probably upselling. Starts a good slow oily rub, lets me roam around but she told me no fingers in any holes haha. Went under the shirt but wasn't allowed. If I had more money I woulda taken the fs, she was hot and I love mature women. Best massage I've had at any mp, I'll probably return and get full hour if its with the same woman.

[QUOTE=WankerUK]Hello,

I have been a member for a long time but have not participated with any info. I have frequented and checked out several places in the SFV and am happy to share some info with members to to establish some credibility. I am not looking for any info in return (yet! )

I do not want to post too much openly on the forum for the obvious reasons and wondered the best way to "move up" in this world.

So. My question is. Vague posts that need to be decoded? PMs to senior members? You guys tell me which way I should go.[/QUOTE]

Vague reports as they happen (within a week or three, reports six months ago don't mean much as the turnover is so high). Reporting on places others haven't, or providers others haven't, without coming out with addresses, and only spilling details for senior members goes a long, long way.

Otherwise, thanks for participating, thanks for being willing to play by the rules, and I hope it works out for you! (my finances have pretty much taken me out of the hobby entirely as worst, and out of the valley at best).

About 6-7 months ago was hit by the bug and took a chance on a place on SB. Turned out very well. Prices standard (pricey), nice Asian lady about 35-37, tight body. Started with a massage and then conversation progressed swiftly. FS. Got the name if you're willing to share info with me. I'm looking for something cost effective, outcall preferably as my wife won't like me bringing "ladies" home. SW ok.

Took a little cruise but the economy is hitting pretty hard after all that fun ive been having so I decided not to stop at any of my spots. I was more on the hunt for some SW, but it was dead out there about 5pm-6pm.

Couple observations:

I found a brand new spot in Canoga. SENIORS PM me if youre interested in the info as to where about. Again, I did not partake on any action, but for sure I will have to check it.

Another thing, has anyone hit up the Korean strip mall in the corner of Sherman and White Oak? I went in to check it out, and there was an acupuncture clinic that seems to be closed. There is another Spa that seems to be legit, but what caught my attention was a spot on the second floor with a revolving baber shop pool. If youve ever been to Korea, the revolving babershop pool only means massage and extras. I am curious if anyone has tried it? PM if you want more info, again no play, just driving around and noticed it.

[QUOTE=Pleaser09]Hi all.

I finally saved enough hobby money for a visit to a MP on Monday. Wanted to try a new place since it's been a while. I remember seeing an add in local paper that advertises latina massage in PC. I think I read a review about here too, but not sure. Called to find out hours of operation and parking access (West of Van Nuys Blvd before city park). Get there around 7pm entered office building went up to second floor and one dark man is waiting in the lobby. As soon as I get there he leaves looking frustated. I ring the bell and papasan answers. Says "girl is busy with someone else and assistant only available" So I said, WTF it's my first time there. I'm led to a room where I get undressed and then asked where the shower was. I rinse off come back to my room and 5 minutes later comes in a good looking latina (Jasmine/Yasmine): 5ft, tanned skin, slim with D cups (looked real) over all a 7. I'm laying down and I hear her plug in something. Turns out it was a massage handle. She starts giving me this lame massage with it for 15 minutes. I'm thinking WTF? Then she starts caressing me with her nails comes near the ass, but not close enough. Then start massaging my head. There is little talk here and there, and doesn't ask me to flip. 5 minutes later the papasan knocks on door and says "time's up". WTF! I'm pissed and horny, the girl asks if I liked it and I said NO, I've had better. I get dressed and leave. NO TIP. I don't know if they thought I was LE and they were playing it safe. At the same time, I was thinking the same thing and they were waiting for me to make the 1st move so they can bust me. Any ways. I'm thinking of going back and giving it a second chance, but this time with the girl that was busy. Which I have to find out who she is. All in all, only 40 for 30min. And not tip. I can't believe I waited and saved 3 months for this. LOL. Good luck to all and play safe. Let me know if you guys have any info on the other girl at this place.[/QUOTE]Been here twice - I suspect you're talking about the place on Parthenia. Last time around the same time as you early in the evening I find the door open but nobody will respond at the window, and they don't answer their phone. I figure papa is on holiday and girls are busy. I could have walked out with the furniture in the front room.

First time was a great time. Charged me .5 for the hour with ad from El Clasificado. XPress ad is .3 x 30mins. Massage room is tiny and not too clean with ridiculous short table about a foot off the floor. In comes a heavyset young central american chica - Salvador or Guatamala had her until a few years ago. She's got a very pretty face and is quite shy or nervous about Mr. First Timer. I've got the gift of gab in 2 languages so she knows I'm a good natured player soon enough and I have her laughing and enjoying the conversation as she administers a lame massage with both her hands and THE MACHINE. Who knows, she could be OK if she didn't have to lean over like a gymnast to reach me on that low table.

I flirted with her sexually and touched her suggestively though not overtly and when I flipped she needed overt encouragement to go beyond simply encircling my package with her hands. She kind of played into my hands by asking me if I was relaxed from the massage as my unit stood at attention to salute the potential she represented. Of course I said my whole body is relaxed except for one obvious exception..."do you know what part that is?". She giggled and pointed to the right answer and got busy. She began a negotiation but I said let's just go where we go one step at a time and not make any pre-arrangements. She took her top off to reveal a very nice set of nice natural fat girl boobs. I'm not one for the gorditas - much more for the spinners, but she was young, cute, fresh and her heft could still safely be described as voluptuous - nothing sloppy there.

She proceeded to BBBJ but told me she didn't like the taste of la leche and exactly why she didn't (but I don't recall that detail). I was not going to intercourse anybody on this ridiculous table so I let her finish me with a very nice combination of BBBJ but mostly HJ with all parts of the package attended to.

I suspect another guy would get service from her for asking and negotiating, but she was so shy that a quiet dude might end up disappointed. I tipped her too much I think at .8, but I am still new enough to the MP scene to be confused about tipping scales based on the type of joint I'm in, location and service received.

This experience was about 2 months ago and my unsuccessful attempt to come back was 2 weeks ago. I will try again but call first before parking and going up to the 2nd floor.

So I have been dormant for awhile. I got a new job and my travels around the country stopped. So I have had to monger in my backyard, something I never really had to do. I am geographically challenged. Stuck between the SFV and Oxnard, I have to drive to all AMP’s as there are none in my neck of the woods. I have hit most of the Amps in Oxnard, and I have my favorites but it’s far to drive. I was pointed to Palm on Topanga, but now that it’s closed I have had to find other places. I just got back from my new find. It might be known to some of you but it’s new to me. Again it’s on Topanga. I have been twice. The first time I saw a girl in her 20’s, a little thick. She wasn’t anything to write home about. Service was decent and I liked how they dress you when it is all over. So I went back again today and saw Pepsi. I know I thought I have heard them all. I was very disappointed. She was every bit of 40 and flabby. The bonus was that her massage was really good. Her BJ was painful and not enjoyable and FS mechanical. $5 for the half hour and $ tip. I would prefer to find some place with younger hotter girls, but seeing it’s been awhile since I contributed, I thought I would post my review first and then ask for other places around Topanga second. If you want the name and location PM me. If you are not a senior member you know the deal.

I went to in incall house massage in canoga park, Chinese lady charged.8 for hr. Everything was good, great service and massage. Now I made the assumption that since it was.8 for the hour that included tip? After massage I got dressed and tipped her another.2, she got a little upset and said normal tip is.4. I felt bad because service was great and I didn't have any more money on me.

So even though this wasn't the normal AMP, same tipping applies? Also since I didn't tip her what she wanted, should I go back or find another place?

[QUOTE=Caaznlvr] I found a brand new spot in Canoga. SENIORS PM me if youre interested in the info as to where about. Again, I did not partake on any action, but for sure I will have to check it. [/QUOTE]I checked this place out. Its a Chinese MP with older women. .4 for half and there is no happy ending. Name of the place is Harmony and its in the corner of Canoga and Sherman.

[QUOTE=The Camel]Been here twice - I suspect you're talking about the place on Parthenia. Last time around the same time as you early in the evening I find the door open but nobody will respond at the window, and they don't answer their phone. I figure papa is on holiday and girls are busy. I could have walked out with the furniture in the front room.

First time was a great time. Charged me .5 for the hour with ad from El Clasificado. XPress ad is .3 x 30mins. Massage room is tiny and not too clean with ridiculous short table about a foot off the floor. In comes a heavyset young central american chica - Salvador or Guatamala had her until a few years ago. She's got a very pretty face and is quite shy or nervous about Mr. First Timer. I've got the gift of gab in 2 languages so she knows I'm a good natured player soon enough and I have her laughing and enjoying the conversation as she administers a lame massage with both her hands and THE MACHINE. Who knows, she could be OK if she didn't have to lean over like a gymnast to reach me on that low table.

I flirted with her sexually and touched her suggestively though not overtly and when I flipped she needed overt encouragement to go beyond simply encircling my package with her hands. She kind of played into my hands by asking me if I was relaxed from the massage as my unit stood at attention to salute the potential she represented. Of course I said my whole body is relaxed except for one obvious exception..."do you know what part that is?". She giggled and pointed to the right answer and got busy. She began a negotiation but I said let's just go where we go one step at a time and not make any pre-arrangements. She took her top off to reveal a very nice set of nice natural fat girl boobs. I'm not one for the gorditas - much more for the spinners, but she was young, cute, fresh and her heft could still safely be described as voluptuous - nothing sloppy there.

She proceeded to BBBJ but told me she didn't like the taste of la leche and exactly why she didn't (but I don't recall that detail). I was not going to intercourse anybody on this ridiculous table so I let her finish me with a very nice combination of BBBJ but mostly HJ with all parts of the package attended to.

I suspect another guy would get service from her for asking and negotiating, but she was so shy that a quiet dude might end up disappointed. I tipped her too much I think at .8, but I am still new enough to the MP scene to be confused about tipping scales based on the type of joint I'm in, location and service received.

This experience was about 2 months ago and my unsuccessful attempt to come back was 2 weeks ago. I will try again but call first before parking and going up to the 2nd floor.[/QUOTE]Thanks Camel, this helps and will try looking for the chunky one.

Last Tuesday the 8th I went to a ancupunture place in canoga park off Vanowen and saw a young latina girl how said she is 23 yo. The place had an asian lady but she wasn't my type (over 30). The entrance fee was.50 and I just wanted a Massage and some extras. After paying the entrance fee mamasan escorted me into a small room which had some bars on the ceiling. I guess those bars are for the ladys so that she can walk on your back. After entering a young flabby latina walked in and I forgot her name. She had a cute face so I thought in my head I would just go for CBJ. She told me to lay on my back and I did. She massaged me for like 1 minute then just asked me if I was here for a massage or full service. I was like okay can I just get half service? She said how much I had and I told her.80. So she said thats good for a BJ. She took off her clothes and I was not impressed with her body. Very flabby but youthfull but she had a pretty face. She proceeded with the CBJ and I wasn't getting hard. I asked her if she could dt but she said she couldn't because she had braces. After 10 min of servicing me she finished off with a HJ and thats how I finished.

Out of 1. 10 I give her looks a 6 and her body a 6. She had small sagging boobs and a flabby ass. I don't know some of you guys might like her but I won't repeat.

Went to a place near vanowen and desoto last night, a total waste of time and cash, young latina, nice bolt ons, but service sucked, and not in the good way, too mechanical

[QUOTE=Caaznlvr]Another thing, has anyone hit up the Korean strip mall in the corner of Sherman and White Oak? I went in to check it out, and there was an acupuncture clinic that seems to be closed. There is another Spa that seems to be legit, but what caught my attention was a spot on the second floor with a revolving baber shop pool. If youve ever been to Korea, the revolving babershop pool only means massage and extras. I am curious if anyone has tried it? PM if you want more info, again no play, just driving around and noticed it.[/QUOTE]It's just a regular barber shop. I've been there before. Middle-aged Korean guy cuts hair there.

Went to a place in PC that advertises on CL next to a jack in the box. Arrived and new mamasan was at the window and I gave her.40. She told me it was.50 and I was like "but I always pay.40". She asked if I have been here before and I said yes and I've always paid.40. They have raised their prices from.40 to.50 but she told me I guess you are one of the special ones and let me slide for.40 //

I asked to see a line up and mamasan told me she had one asian and one latina and she recommended the latina so I said sure. AFter she guided me to the room a latina walked in. Okay I would give her an 8 in looks but I have to give a 7 because she has some acne and some scars on her tummy but if she didn't have all that she would be a total 8 in looks. I asked for her name and she said her name is Julie. She asked if I've been here before and I said yes. Julie had me lay face down and gave me a weak massage because she wanted to get right to it. She asked me if I wanted everything and I just opted for a CBJ. Too make this story short she gave me one of the best CBJ I have ever had. She made me feel small because she dt me like nothing and she kept moving her head in a circular motion while sucking me down and looking at me too. I was moaning from a CBJ! She would take me all the way down her throat and stopped with the tip of Mr. Wood passed her toncils. Man I busted hard while she kept on sucking. What a pro!

Over all She was good. She told me that she is from Argentina and we talked about other MP's in the Valley and she like this current one she works at.

She Has a nice body. Great ass but small sagging boobs which kind of dissapointed me since I love big natural tits on petite frams. She is very fuckable and I would see her again for an Oral presentation. I don't do FS too much at MP's but I would like to do some doggy with her.

Peace out and keep them jimmy's tight!

Had a bill to spare and wanted to go north of Van Nuys, but time would not allow. So I called this place I used to go to thats north of the park in Reseda. Place is still open for business and the girl that I did business with (Cindy) is still there. Got there and did business as usual. 40 at entrance for 1/2 the circle. She remembered me when I was undressing and didn't even let me lie down before she started a BBBJ. I told her to stop and get some proctection. I only had 60 left so got a nice CBJ with me blowing on her tits after. Just got home and I'm gonna sleep good tonight. Safety first everyone!!

I was wondering what info you have on this place?

[url]http://www.********.com/Chinese-Massage-And-Acupressure-Canoga-Park-California.htm[/url]

I've been seeing ads for Thai massage places in Chatsworth. When I was in Chatsworth a few weeks ago I drove by a couple of them, sorry to say I did not have the time to check one out.

Has anyone been or one of them? I may be in the area again soon and want to try one. If I don't hear back from anyone or even if I do, I'll make sure and report back.

Marc

Jenny

She was easy to get a hold of. She had her moments, but seems that she could have an attitude problem. She is average looking. Avg price. She did a ok job. Good looking breasts. Appeared to be inexperienced, and definitely seems it based on reviews. Did handle everything in a professional manner. Would probably visit again, but not sure. Can probably find someone else with a better body. BBBJ and HJ are on the menu!

Senior member if you want info PM/IM me!

Due to the economy and WORK I have been off the mongor trail for a few months, but since I live in NOHO and finally have free time I hit my favorite spot Orchid Therapy. The old therapist were gone but the new ones were NICE! I got their and hooked up with Jasmine a cute latina about 5' 1 young about 22 years old with long straight hair and med size breast. Her fee was .80 for a decent CBJ but her hip action was great and we had a good time 3 positions (Mish, CG, Doggy). I liked the action, better then usual. As I left I saw this nice latina about 22 years old thin with blonde hair. Tall about 5'6 nice med breast also. I asked her name and she said Pamela, NEXT TIME I will hit that!

[QUOTE=Blitz Dog]Due to the economy and WORK I have been off the mongor trail for a few months, but since I live in NOHO and finally have free time I hit my favorite spot Orchid Therapy. The old therapist were gone but the new ones were NICE! I got their and hooked up with Jasmine a cute latina about 5' 1 young about 22 years old with long straight hair and med size breast. Her fee was .80 for a decent CBJ but her hip action was great and we had a good time 3 positions (Mish, CG, Doggy). I liked the action, better then usual. As I left I saw this nice latina about 22 years old thin with blonde hair. Tall about 5'6 nice med breast also. I asked her name and she said Pamela, NEXT TIME I will hit that![/QUOTE]Dog, you and I have been on the same trail apparently in SFV and SGV (Green Spa). I assume you are talking about "Orchid" in downtown Van Nuys. Upstairs access from the back? If so, I was there recently and seeing so many girls lately that names are flying away from me. But Jasmine sounds exactly like the chica I was with a few weeks ago. Great good spirited chica to go with good looks and body and great attitude. She did tell me she had a gabacho bf so that chilled any chance for true GFE, but she was great for pure service.

Before I hooked up with her the male manager brought me a really unappealing older, heavier mujer who was sporting the caricature old mexican ***** clown makeup. Just sad. I told the manager I needed somebody younger and more petite, and in walks this sweetheart who may have been your Jasmine.

Only reason I haven't been back is that the girl told me she works only early weekdays when I am usually inactive on the monger front. I didn't want to come back on the weekend and be put together with another one like the first one the papa brought to me.

[QUOTE=Blitz Dog]Due to the economy and WORK I have been off the mongor trail for a few months, but since I live in NOHO and finally have free time I hit my favorite spot Orchid Therapy. The old therapist were gone but the new ones were NICE! I got their and hooked up with Jasmine a cute latina about 5' 1 young about 22 years old with long straight hair and med size breast. Her fee was .80 for a decent CBJ but her hip action was great and we had a good time 3 positions (Mish, CG, Doggy). I liked the action, better then usual. As I left I saw this nice latina about 22 years old thin with blonde hair. Tall about 5'6 nice med breast also. I asked her name and she said Pamela, NEXT TIME I will hit that![/QUOTE]Hey Dog man,

Is this place in NoHo or Van Nuys?

Well I went to try a new place tonight in the valley and just wanted to let everyone know, do not waste your time with this place. There are no extras involved at all. Its location is sherman way and mason. The girl kept me covered with a towel the entire time, so then at the end she asks if I want some more time, so being the smart ass that I am I say sure and well I ended up just messing with here the whole time. I kept moving the towel a little each time she would get more oil so mr winkie was right there at full attention staring at her. She made eye contact with him more then once but couldn't seem to look at me at all. Oh well I seen the place and had to try it out, but figured I'd share the info here to let everyone know there is no reason to go there unless you really just want a massage. I know I'm not a senior member but if anyone could let me know some good places close to canoga park or winnetka it would be much appreciated.

Hi family,

Last week saw an add on a spanish paper for an aromatherapy place in Van Nuys. I thought those places were extinct. I called the place on Saturday and wanted to check it out. Papasan answers and tells me two girls are working. I get there within the hour and pay my entrance fee $40 for 30min. I asked to see the girls first and then he tells me to go to my room first. First knock is a young latina, chunky with good size tits, and face a 7. I wanst into chunky so I asked to see the second option. A few minutes later is the second knock and it got worst. Chunky lady. Mid 30s to early 40s and small boobs. Decided to go with 1st option. Since the girl was not my kind, I'll make the rest of this report short: F/S is on the menu, but opted for a HJ w/$25 generosity. I don't do HJs and didn't want to waste my $$, but girl said it was a slow week and I wanted to help her out. Place is somewhat clean and there is parking in rear w/ entrance. Very discreet. Open til 9pm.

[QUOTE=Blitz Dog]Due to the economy and WORK I have been off the mongor trail for a few months, but since I live in NOHO and finally have free time I hit my favorite spot Orchid Therapy. The old therapist were gone but the new ones were NICE! I got their and hooked up with Jasmine a cute latina about 5' 1 young about 22 years old with long straight hair and med size breast. Her fee was .80 for a decent CBJ but her hip action was great and we had a good time 3 positions (Mish, CG, Doggy). I liked the action, better then usual. As I left I saw this nice latina about 22 years old thin with blonde hair. Tall about 5'6 nice med breast also. I asked her name and she said Pamela, NEXT TIME I will hit that![/QUOTE]I saw Pamela last Sunday afternoon She is 28. Service was good, but not GFE. This was my first time at Orchid, so she wouldn't initiate anything but was receptive to me fingering her. No mention of money at all. After getting her dress off, I tried to kiss her. This is where it started downhill for me. She wouldn't let me kiss her lips, so I moved down to her neck and her breasts. She seemed to be enjoying this, so I tried to kiss her lips again, and again, denied. Back to her nipples. Now she tries to push my face down between her legs. I'm thinking to myself, why should I do this for her, when she won't even kiss me? So I roll off of her and she puts the protection on. The rest of the service was pretty standard. I left 80 on the table for her.

Overall, I would have to say that she was a good looking girl, and to be fair, the service was good. Unfortunately, I was just feeling the need for a GFE that afternoon. Any other time I would have been very happy with her. (In fact, Non-GFE Jasmine is sounding really good right now. When is the best time to catch her?)

LOL. That's the place I hit last weekend and it looks like I got the short end of the stick with the chunky mama.

Does anyone know the real story with the place on Woodman behind Taco Bell?

I'm getting mixed messages.

Just curious.

It's still listed on CL and in LAXP.

Visited Vanessa from CL and was pleasantly suprised by the outcome. Massage was as good as I have ever gotten from most of the AMPs (OK but not great), but the price was a solid $50 for 30 minutes with no Tip necessary. Really loved being able to understand her and not having to barter.

Shirt came off and allowed full nipple play. If anyone gets further please let me know. Only odd thing was she stayed in the room while I disrobed.

[QUOTE=Marcath]I've been seeing ads for Thai massage places in Chatsworth. When I was in Chatsworth a few weeks ago I drove by a couple of them, sorry to say I did not have the time to check one out.

Has anyone been or one of them? I may be in the area again soon and want to try one. If I don't hear back from anyone or even if I do, I'll make sure and report back.

Marc[/QUOTE]I hit up a thai massage i found on CL last week, from the outside It seemed like it would be a good place. I was shocked when I entered to find a very nice furnished place. One of the best legit I've ever had, but no luck at the end.

I've still yet to find a place that has a great legit massage +he. mostly lookin for a thai massage+he but any will do. If anyone has some info where to look for I can share some as well.

I hesitate to put any details down. This place is so blatant, they are sure to be busted soon.

I checked out the place just off Van Nuys Blvd. with a name reminiscent of a certain 1970s primetime soap/drama character.

Super-friendly mms took my .5 entry. (Is it just me, or does it seem like a .5 entry is practically a guarantee of extras, while with .4, it is hit-or-miss.)

I always tip the door fee up front, putting it on the counter in the room.

Provider came in. Started by giving me a kiss. She must weigh all of 85 pounds. Size 2 dress size. About as thin as my thigh. Wearing a tiny, tight dress that barely covered her ass. She is about 5'6" (not sure, since I never noticed her shoes). Frankly, she is HOT, especially if you like spinners. The thinnest provider I've ever encountered, and yet not emaciated at all, but slim and curvy like a fashion model. I'm guessing mid-30s, but could be younger (or older).

I had been to the gym and was actually looking for a decent massage. She didn't even fake it. Immediately reached for the boys (while I'm lying face down), after 2 minutes of light touch, with one hand brushing over my legs and ass, while the other reached between my legs. She grabs my hand and puts it on her ass. Then lifts her dress, shows me her p* and puts my finger on her c*.

She then asked what I wanted. Seemed genuinely disappointed when I indicated the tip that I didn't want more than an HE. She strips down, jumps on the table, and gives me a very nice tug.

Afterwards, she says, "You bring .5 more, we have more fun."

Lots of hugs, and thank yous (almost enough to be comical), practically begs me to come back.

Provider is named after dead baby rats you feed a snake, oddly enough.

Almost enough to make me break my vow of HE only experiences. I wanted to do her so badly... I mean, jeez, she is awesome. But I take my vow seriously. I will leave it to one of you to try her out and write your report about it.

Run, don't walk, cause this place will be shut down soon. (Hopefully not while you are there!) She works Sat and Sun only.

Again, this place is totally not discreet. You will love it, but be super-careful. It is a raid/bust waiting to happen.

Damage: $1.

I will only respond to trusted senior PMs. Don't even bother if you are not. Sorry. It's not you; it's the system.

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty] with a name reminiscent of a certain 1970s primetime soap/drama character.[/QUOTE]I think I know the location of which you speak. With the reviews this place has been getting on Erotic MP and Findalay, it is overdue for a bust. The location is kinda hard to see from the street, however homeless occupy the back street, so "General LEe" (keeping with the 70s primetime theme) passes through from time to time. Just keep an eye out and be discreet.

Just wondering if anyone believes that there are times to check out an MP that is safe from LE busts, like weekends or late evenings or holidays? What are your thoughts. Just wondering.

What is with the 6 'Foot Massage' joints that have opened up between H'shire and M'park? Can't all be legit?

I've also noticed a lot of Foot massage places on Chatsworth st.

[QUOTE=Courtrat]Just wondering if anyone believes that there are times to check out an MP that is safe from LE busts, like weekends or late evenings or holidays? What are your thoughts. Just wondering.[/QUOTE]

Not really.

The MP *should* lock the door to your room. The front door/back door should be locked or at least give a few moments to give warning to the establishment. If a towel is handy, so long as she can get into some semblance of propriety I imagine the most they can do is harass you, but I'm not a lawyer so don't take my word for gospel.

An erection is a common occurrence during a massage, so even if you have a stiffy and are pitching a tent you aren't automatically guilty.

I've never seen very many clients of MPs get hauled in, generally just the owner and the girls. Can anyone confirm this?

I would also assume they would want to "Bust" an MP later in the day to maximize the amount of money in the establishment, and when there were more girls there. A guy is probably OK as long as a towel is present and they didn't exchange money for favors or say they did (obviously).


[QUOTE=The Flatline]Not really.

The MP *should* lock the door to your room. The front door/back door should be locked or at least give a few moments to give warning to the establishment. If a towel is handy, so long as she can get into some semblance of propriety I imagine the most they can do is harass you, but I'm not a lawyer so don't take my word for gospel.

An erection is a common occurrence during a massage, so even if you have a stiffy and are pitching a tent you aren't automatically guilty.

I've never seen very many clients of MPs get hauled in, generally just the owner and the girls. Can anyone confirm this?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Flatline]Not really.

The MP *should* lock the door to your room. The front door/back door should be locked or at least give a few moments to give warning to the establishment. If a towel is handy, so long as she can get into some semblance of propriety I imagine the most they can do is harass you, but I'm not a lawyer so don't take my word for gospel.

An erection is a common occurrence during a massage, so even if you have a stiffy and are pitching a tent you aren't automatically guilty.

I've never seen very many clients of MPs get hauled in, generally just the owner and the girls. Can anyone confirm this?[/QUOTE]

How about if you have a rubber hanging off your shlong?

Most importantly. Don't ever discuss extras until AFTER she has started to massage you. If they're working a sting Miss Leo won't touch you. It will be your clue.

Cantri

[QUOTE=The Flatline]Not really.

The MP *should* lock the door to your room. The front door/back door should be locked or at least give a few moments to give warning to the establishment. If a towel is handy, so long as she can get into some semblance of propriety I imagine the most they can do is harass you, but I'm not a lawyer so don't take my word for gospel.

An erection is a common occurrence during a massage, so even if you have a stiffy and are pitching a tent you aren't automatically guilty.

I've never seen very many clients of MPs get hauled in, generally just the owner and the girls. Can anyone confirm this?[/QUOTE]