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If true, hilarious.
[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;3206113]If true, hilarious.[/QUOTE]Doesn't mention which police department. As well, if the cop makes the offer, such as by touching her legs or the like, any decent defense lawyer would claim that it constituted entrapment. The idea that the police department suggested such a tactic is. Amusing at best.
As well, all of those details about the officer's home life / being a virgin, as well as what he told Internal Affairs (of again, a non-disclosed police department), that type of information being leaked out by IA should have led to a lawsuit by the police officer in question, for revealing incredibly embarrassing information.
Finally, the "City Attorneys" of the undisclosed city. Not knowing what to do with the "Massage Parlor".
Finally, going to the other "stories" that the website posts, doing even basic research on their 3 newest stories show they're full of more shit than a water treatment plant.
It's a fake news site like [URL]theonion.com[/URL].
Not to get off the body of your review, which by the way was very good. But, "The Onion" is not a FAKE news site. Breitbart uses Fake news, The Enquirer uses Fake news. The Onion is a Parody of mundane daily life made to sound real, but is actually "spit milk through your nose", funny. They even parody "Fake" news. There is absolutely nothing, other than the name, on the site that even closely resembles REAL news. It's intentional. Read it as it was meant to be read, a farce of actual News organizations. Just funny as hell, and meant that way from front to back.
[QUOTE=Quoth84;3207350]Doesn't mention which police department. As well, if the cop makes the offer, such as by touching her legs or the like, any decent defense lawyer would claim that it constituted entrapment. The idea that the police department suggested such a tactic is. Amusing at best.
As well, all of those details about the officer's home life / being a virgin, as well as what he told Internal Affairs (of again, a non-disclosed police department), that type of information being leaked out by IA should have led to a lawsuit by the police officer in question, for revealing incredibly embarrassing information.
Finally, the "City Attorneys" of the undisclosed city. Not knowing what to do with the "Massage Parlor".
Finally, going to the other "stories" that the website posts, doing even basic research on their 3 newest stories show they're full of more shit than a water treatment plant.
It's a fake news site like [URL]theonion.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]
What ever happened to the little girl Brandy she was brunet tiny girl had her teeth when she was 19 but last time I saw her she didn't have many left.
Last time I seen her she was 24 I tried texting and no reply.
I know a lot of you guys used her a few years back she always had her arms covered up cause of scaring.
[QUOTE=StymieChula;3209577]What ever happened to the little girl Brandy she was brunet tiny girl had her teeth when she was 19 but last time I saw her she didn't have many left.
Last time I seen her she was 24 I tried texting and no reply.
I know a lot of you guys used her a few years back she always had her arms covered up cause of scaring.[/QUOTE]I think she kept her legs covered because of scaring. She told me that it was from a scooter accident, in my opinion it looked like cigarettes burns to me. Been forever since I seen her. Purhaps she finally graduated from college. She was a sweet girl.
[QUOTE=StymieChula;3209577]What ever happened to the little girl Brandy she was brunet tiny girl had her teeth when she was 19 but last time I saw her she didn't have many left.
Last time I seen her she was 24 I tried texting and no reply.
I know a lot of you guys used her a few years back she always had her arms covered up cause of scaring.[/QUOTE]Last I heard from her she moved back home up in maryland. Sucks cause she was a nice girl and pretty decent in the sack.
[QUOTE=Rhodester;3208396]Not to get off the body of your review, which by the way was very good. But, "The Onion" is not a FAKE news site. Breitbart uses Fake news, The Enquirer uses Fake news. The Onion is a Parody of mundane daily life made to sound real, but is actually "spit milk through your nose", funny. They even parody "Fake" news. There is absolutely nothing, other than the name, on the site that even closely resembles REAL news. It's intentional. Read it as it was meant to be read, a farce of actual News organizations. Just funny as hell, and meant that way from front to back.[/QUOTE]True. However, most of the time I hear about the Onion stories, it's because they post a story, which is taken to be literal truth by the MSM, and spread around for a time, so to me, it's another "Fake News" site. Granted, it IS parody, but for all I know the site that has the police officer story is so idiotic that it'd have to be a parody / comedy, as are most of the other stories on that site.
To me, it seems that the police site in question is an attempt to be somewhat like the Onion, but is being done by a group of untalented hacks, or is a site where they actually believe what they are writing.
Can't be sure which, as if there's one thing God has proven he can do, is make people capable of absolutely astonishingly amounts of idiocy.
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JizzyGoo I don't mind that you're doing this here but I do mind that you're making extra users, stop doing that.
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[QUOTE=LittleLou;3204402]You said you don't know her so shut your fucking pie hole about her. This is exactly what that lame ass ex of her would do. By the way, he liked to be called Ziggy, but I called him JIZZY! Coincidence that is your handle?[/QUOTE]Dumbfuck huh? Cool. That's the thing with fuck, no matter how bad or dumb fuck is, it's still pretty awesome. To fuck. Thanks for the compliment dude. You are now officially on ((IGNORE THE CRAZY GUY)) mode! (BYE))).
[blue]See you can just use this one it works just fine.
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[QUOTE=JizzyGoo;3210201]Dumbfuck huh? Cool. That's the thing with fuck, no matter how bad or dumb fuck is, it's still pretty awesome. To fuck. Thanks for the compliment dude. You are now officially on ((IGNORE THE CRAZY GUY)) mode! (BYE))).
[blue]See you can just use this one it works just fine.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Come on A2. Why you got the handcuffs on me bro? Just trying to spice up this forum a little. Keep up the awesome job! -Jizz.
Beware of Ashley and Piper at the following location:
76 East Merritt Island Causeway, Suite 210.
Merritt Island, FL 32952.
They are using two different phone numbers now: 321-804-0688 and 321-877-4065.
They are working for two black pimps who drive a vehicle with the following tag number: 952 4 BZ (Florida Tag). It is a maroon or red colored station wagon type vehicle that is either a Magnum or a Charger.
I went here on January 4, 2017 and was assaulted by one of the pimps as I was walking down the stairs. I have no idea why they did this to me because I paid Piper $60 for a half hour session and tipped her $100 afterwards. (This was my third time visiting this place and had never had a bad experience before.).
I sincerely believe that the only reason I survived this attack is that the people at the front of the building heard my yelling and screaming (before it was too late).
The city of Merritt Island does not have its own police department so I had to file a police report with the Brevard County Sheriff's Offfice. The officer who took the report said that something very similar happened to another customer on September 30,2016. I also know that one of the black pimps has a felony conviction for attempted murder (back from 2014).
Message to Ashley and Piper: I dare you and invite you to respond to this message and explain to the fellow mongers why you ordered this assault on me.
I know the names of these two black pimps and for any monger who wants to know their names, please PM me.
If you go to the website of Brevard County Clerk of Courts and do a criminal history search of these two black pimps (using their names), you will be shocked what you find.
Beware of Ashley and Piper (Merritt Island Body Wraps / Massage Place).
They are working for two black pimps who drive a car with the following tag number: 952 4 BZ (Florida Tag). It is a red or maroon colored station wagon type vehicle (either a Magnum or a Charger).
These two pimps will rob you and assault you if they feel you have not given a big enough tip to the therapist.
Message to Ashley and Piper: I dare you and invite you to respond to this post and explain why you ordered the assault on me.
To my fellow mongers: The assault occurred on January 4, 2017 and according to the police officer who took the report (from Brevard County Sheriff's Office), a very similar assault took place on September 30,2016. (Another customer was robbed and assaulted by these two black pimps on September 30,2016.).
[QUOTE=Gators449;3224824]Beware of Ashley and Piper (Merritt Island Body Wraps / Massage Place).
They are working for two black pimps who drive a car with the following tag number: 952 4 BZ (Florida Tag). It is a red or maroon colored station wagon type vehicle (either a Magnum or a Charger).
These two pimps will rob you and assault you if they feel you have not given a big enough tip to the therapist.
Message to Ashley and Piper: I dare you and invite you to respond to this post and explain why you ordered the assault on me.
To my fellow mongers: The assault occurred on January 4, 2017 and according to the police officer who took the report (from Brevard County Sheriff's Office), a very similar assault took place on September 30,2016. (Another customer was robbed and assaulted by these two black pimps on September 30,2016.).[/QUOTE]Thats not good news. I had a good experience there with Ashley and Desiree and planed on heading there again soon. Now this makes me wonder, if I even should attempt another visit.
[QUOTE=Gators449;3224824]Beware of Ashley and Piper (Merritt Island Body Wraps / Massage Place).
They are working for two black pimps who drive a car with the following tag number: 952 4 BZ (Florida Tag). It is a red or maroon colored station wagon type vehicle (either a Magnum or a Charger).
These two pimps will rob you and assault you if they feel you have not given a big enough tip to the therapist.
Message to Ashley and Piper: I dare you and invite you to respond to this post and explain why you ordered the assault on me.
To my fellow mongers: The assault occurred on January 4, 2017 and according to the police officer who took the report (from Brevard County Sheriff's Office), a very similar assault took place on September 30,2016. (Another customer was robbed and assaulted by these two black pimps on September 30,2016.).[/QUOTE]About this report:
1) the cops were called in. If I were in this situation, I would not want to have to explain the circumstances to LE.
2) Timing. In every event I've been involved in, the tip is usually agreed upon and paid in advance, then services rendered. This report implies the tip was paid after services rendered, not something a provider would not normally do.
3) The report was made by a first time poster. I can't help but wonder if he has an axe to grind.
BTW: I will not participate in an argument or debate here. I'm done. I've said my peace.
As always, play safe.
Regards.
Mal.
[QUOTE=Malabar;3229603]About this report:
1) the cops were called in. If I were in this situation, I would not want to have to explain the circumstances to LE.
2) Timing. In every event I've been involved in, the tip is usually agreed upon and paid in advance, then services rendered. This report implies the tip was paid after services rendered, not something a provider would not normally do.
3) The report was made by a first time poster. I can't help but wonder if he has an axe to grind.
BTW: I will not participate in an argument or debate here. I'm done. I've said my peace.
As always, play safe.
Regards.
Mal.[/QUOTE]I am the owner I was on vacation from Dec 20th till Jan. 6th for driving on suspended license. Also I checked my books piper did not have a session on Jan. 4th. The info is lies and our 1/2 hr session has always been 40 $ not 60 since I opened. Whoever wrote this apparently must think we are competition. Also all of our clients know we provide great service highly reviewed in a safe clean environment my regulars have been to my house and know I live alone no pimps or boyfriends. Check the source before you believe the lies lmfao anyways thanks for the publicity step your game up fake reviewer. That's all thanks.
Gator449 has 2 posts in his history, so if this is his first post it's not such a great one. Malabar punched some holes in it, I expect that we'll get a good report before too long on ashley.
[QUOTE=Malabar;3229603]2) Timing. In every event I've been involved in, the tip is usually agreed upon and paid in advance, then services rendered. This report implies the tip was paid after services rendered, not something a provider would not normally do.
[/QUOTE]Not wanting to start an argument here, but I rarely pay in advance. In 25 years in this hobby, maybe paid in advance for 10% of visits, if not less. Usually when they ask for money up front, I politely tell her not to worry, and am willing to show her that I have the cash on me. But if that is not enough, then I just start to walk out. 75% will stop you from leaving, especially if they know you have the cash, and accept payment afterwards.
[QUOTE=Ashley321;3229830]I am the owner I was on vacation from Dec 20th till Jan. 6th for driving on suspended license. Also I checked my books piper did not have a session on Jan. 4th. The info is lies and our 1/2 hr session has always been 40 $ not 60 since I opened. Whoever wrote this apparently must think we are competition. Also all of our clients know we provide great service highly reviewed in a safe clean environment my regulars have been to my house and know I live alone no pimps or boyfriends. Check the source before you believe the lies lmfao anyways thanks for the publicity step your game up fake reviewer. That's all thanks.[/QUOTE]That's good to here that it's bs. Doesn't mean folks don't have to be careful, both providers and customers. Never know someone could just be using your location as point to find people to target. Always good to be a little cautious in this hobby.
Stay safe folks.
[QUOTE=Ashley321;3229830]I am the owner I was on vacation from Dec 20th till Jan. 6th for driving on suspended license. Also I checked my books piper did not have a session on Jan. 4th. The info is lies and our 1/2 hr session has always been 40 $ not 60 since I opened. Whoever wrote this apparently must think we are competition. Also all of our clients know we provide great service highly reviewed in a safe clean environment my regulars have been to my house and know I live alone no pimps or boyfriends. Check the source before you believe the lies lmfao anyways thanks for the publicity step your game up fake reviewer. That's all thanks.[/QUOTE]Thanks Ashley,
See you soon again. I had a great massage the last time and will definitely repeat.
[QUOTE=Putzy;3230183]Not wanting to start an argument here, but I rarely pay in advance. In 25 years in this hobby, maybe paid in advance for 10% of visits, if not less. Usually when they ask for money up front, I politely tell her not to worry, and am willing to show her that I have the cash on me. But if that is not enough, then I just start to walk out. 75% will stop you from leaving, especially if they know you have the cash, and accept payment afterwards.[/QUOTE]When I was active I never paid in advance.
The reasons she would want to you to pay in advance would be.
1. She is working with law enforcement, and when you put your money down that is the sign to call in her friends for your trip down town.
2. She is planning on a leaving early, cash and dash.
3. She does not trust you, Then I did not present myself correctly and if that is case I don't need to be there.
Just personal habit if they asked for money up front then I left.
[QUOTE=Megawatts;3231825]When I was active I never paid in advance.
The reasons she would want to you to pay in advance would be.
1. She is working with law enforcement, and when you put your money down that is the sign to call in her friends for your trip down town.
2. She is planning on a leaving early, cash and dash.
3. She does not trust you, Then I did not present myself correctly and if that is case I don't need to be there.
Just personal habit if they asked for money up front then I left.[/QUOTE]Completely agree. I have been known to delay payment until the following morning when I stop by the ATM on the way taking them home.
Sometimes I run across funny shit and got to share.
Anyone hear that the hotel demands I'd from a visitor while they are on the property? A sometimes BP advertiser told me if I wanted an incall, I'd have to leave my I'd with the front desk. No, that ain't going to happen.
I am paying about 4 k for the weekend. And no drugs are involve that is way to much exposer for me. My experience is more like a honey moon.
Really now. 4 K aka 4000 for 2 days / nights. Your my hero.
Names removed to protect the stupid. Cause they get much butt hurt.
[QUOTE=Ashley321;3229830]I am the owner I was on vacation from Dec 20th till Jan. 6th for driving on suspended license. Also I checked my books piper did not have a session on Jan. 4th. The info is lies and our 1/2 hr session has always been 40 $ not 60 since I opened. Whoever wrote this apparently must think we are competition. Also all of our clients know we provide great service highly reviewed in a safe clean environment my regulars have been to my house and know I live alone no pimps or boyfriends. Check the source before you believe the lies lmfao anyways thanks for the publicity step your game up fake reviewer. That's all thanks.[/QUOTE]I have personally seen Piper and it was smooth sailing. When I left, there was a black car with a gentlemen sitting out front but it was also late and she was also on the phone getting a ride home. Didn't even look in my direction while I walked out. Great place. Personally, I'll go back.
[QUOTE=FlyingScotsman;3242086]I am paying about 4 k for the weekend. And no drugs are involve that is way to much exposer for me. My experience is more like a honey moon.
Really now. 4 K aka 4000 for 2 days / nights. Your my hero.
Names removed to protect the stupid. Cause they get much butt hurt.[/QUOTE]Maybe for this board it is out of line, but price is in line for real quality.
Stupid, well only if that is your weeks pay. For some it just pocket change. Just go to the airport and check out the guys with jets, or go to the marina and look at the guys with 50 ft boats.
I know you will find guys paying more than that for pussy. And lot more than that for just one hour to operate there toys.
[QUOTE=Tek2465;3246015]Maybe for this board it is out of line, but price is in line for real quality.
Stupid, well only if that is your weeks pay. For some it just pocket change. Just go to the airport and check out the guys with jets, or go to the marina and look at the guys with 50 ft boats.
I know you will find guys paying more than that for pussy. And lot more than that for just one hour to operate there toys.[/QUOTE]This probably holds true to those of you that's living the delusional life of a girl actually likes you. Rather than just getting the job done. Carry on. LOL.
[QUOTE=FlyingScotsman;3248806]This probably holds true to those of you that's living the delusional life of a girl actually likes you. Rather than just getting the job done. Carry on. LOL.[/QUOTE]Delusional? Hah! I know she loves me. Why else would I be the only guy she asks to borrow money? Next you're going to tell me I don't have the biggest dick these girls have ever been with.
"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think," said Christopher Robin to Pooh.
DK.
[QUOTE=DK0047;3249547]Delusional? Hah! I know she loves me. Why else would I be the only guy she asks to borrow money? Next you're going to tell me I don't have the biggest dick these girls have ever been with.
"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think," said Christopher Robin to Pooh.
DK.[/QUOTE]Umm yeah have fun with that mess of a post.
But at least we haven't had to shovel snow.
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[QUOTE] Originally Posted by JimmyThomas (View Original Post)
Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Figured I was safest replying in the Space Cadets forum. First of all, I highly doubt you'll get any legitimate responses. Curious about some of your posts. In the massage parlor forums you state on Jan 22 (post 2557) that you've been to the upstairs Merritt island body wrap place three times and like piper the best. Then seven days later (Jan 29, post 2567) you again post about the place and piper saying you've only been there once. So, after being there three times, you're only there once. Not sure how you went from three visits to one visit. Makes no sense my friend. This won't endear you to the forum. Do research as proposed and post your experience.
[QUOTE=JackInBox;3263557]Figured I was safest replying in the Space Cadets forum. First of all, I highly doubt you'll get any legitimate responses. Curious about some of your posts. In the massage parlor forums you state on Jan 22 (post 2557) that you've been to the upstairs Merritt island body wrap place three times and like piper the best. Then seven days later (Jan 29, post 2567) you again post about the place and piper saying you've only been there once. So, after being there three times, you're only there once. Not sure how you went from three visits to one visit. Makes no sense my friend. This won't endear you to the forum. Do research as proposed and post your experience.[/QUOTE]What I said was I saw her once with xtra service, not three times.
[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3264173]What I said was I saw her once with xtra service, not three times.[/QUOTE]Ok, I understand. You went once, three girls were available, and you picked Piper.
[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3264173]What I said was I saw her once with xtra service, not three times.[/QUOTE]Jimmy, this is a copy of what you said in your post: "I've been there, so far I've seen 3 of the girls from the ad. " Did you see all 3 at once? Or 3 separate times? Then you said: "So far the one called Piper is the best. " So that sounds like you've tried a few girls and have been there a few times. No mention of "once with xtra service. Then your second post says you were there only once. So which one is it?
[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3250310]Nice place and not expensive. Been there only once but will return. Saw Piper, didn't have much cash so only got HJ while I was giving her DATY, clean and tasty. Be prepared with $. Or more if you want full service.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3242004]I've been there, [B]so far I've seen 3 of the girls from the ad[/B]. The place is worth going to and all the ladies so far are fantastic and hot af. Prices for regular massages are inexpensive, 40 for a half hour and 60 for the hour but be prepared to have at least a 100 tip if you really want to enjoy the full benefits. So far the one called Piper is the best, just say John the new customer recommend going there and she'll treat you like a king! Obviously giving a common name helps with anonymity. Have fun guys, highly recommend it![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JackInBox;3263557]Figured I was safest replying in the Space Cadets forum. First of all, I highly doubt you'll get any legitimate responses. Curious about some of your posts. In the massage parlor forums you state on Jan 22 (post 2557) that you've been to the upstairs Merritt island body wrap place three times and like piper the best. Then seven days later (Jan 29, post 2567) you again post about the place and piper saying you've only been there once. So, after being there three times, you're only there once. Not sure how you went from three visits to one visit. Makes no sense my friend. This won't endear you to the forum. Do research as proposed and post your experience.[/QUOTE]I'm not defending his '5 Best" request, but I am going to defend his Massage thread posts. He didn't say he was there three times. He said that he saw three of the girls from the ad while he was there the one time.
[QUOTE=JackInBox;3264781]Ok, I understand. You went once, three girls were available, and you picked Piper.[/QUOTE]I didn't see this second post of yours, otherwise I wouldn't have responded to your original post.
[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3265109]I didn't see this second post of yours, otherwise I wouldn't have responded to your original post.[/QUOTE]Exactly, my bad if I didn't specify, yes I met 3 of the girls but only partaken of Pipers attention.
[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3265085]I'm not defending his '5 Best" request, but I am going to defend his Massage thread posts. He didn't say he was there three times. He said that he saw three of the girls from the ad while he was there the one time.[/QUOTE]Yeah Road Warrior, after Jimmy explained, it made sense (see my update a few posts below). "Saw" as in see with eyes the three girls, not experienced three girls. Three were there and available, and Piper looked the best. At least that's my revised interpretation. If nothing more, we've had some entertainment from Jimmy's initial post. I think Jimmy now understands the fallacy of his question. All good Jimmy, and we do look forward to you posting you're experiences. I actually need to post a recent dream or two.