EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

Time to move on Zoomy if your looking for extras.

[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2877507]4 visits. Nothing. Not even a hint of anything. Draped 100% of the time. Maybe I am a rube and others might do better. I don't know. Nice massage though.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonM;2877685]Chances are that if you're Draped during a Massage there won't be any extra play. You should have realized this the first time. Subsequent visits doesn't always lead to extra playing. Especially where Draping is used. Before I see a Massage Therapist I read her reviews and make sure that extra playing is available on the first visit. I don't waste my time and especially money on subsequent visits hoping for extra playing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2878077]Time to move on Zoomy if your looking for extras.[/QUOTE]Probably should. I am going in once more and if I can't get results I will stick with the low hanging fruit. I know there is easier out there and who knows, maybe better but I have this thing about sexy euros.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2878077]Time to move on Zoomy if your looking for extras.[/QUOTE]When the Euros make up their mind, it's firmly set in stone. Testing their patience will only bring a chilly reception. These are not 3 strikes kind of women. It's all very black and white.

I heard many positive things about Julia at Tat's in Schaumburg. I went in expecting to hit a homerun. For reasons unknown to me, I was literally forced to have my hands and arms against my torso. Another time, when a trusted monger used my name as a reference with Diana in the Loop, she banned me forever. I gave it 6 months and tried following up, thinking time heals old wounds. I received no response.

The Euros who are over the age of 40 grew up in a culture that often punished one wrong move. The younger Euros learned from them and have followed suit.

Yea, I work with enough of them which is why stay away from EMP's.

[QUOTE]When the Euros make up their mind, it's firmly set in stone. Testing their patience will only bring a chilly reception. These are not 3 strikes kind of women. It's all very black and white.

I heard many positive things about Julia at Tat's in Schaumburg. I went in expecting to hit a homerun. For reasons unknown to me, I was literally forced to have my hands and arms against my torso. Another time, when a trusted monger used my name as a reference with Diana in the Loop, she banned me forever. I gave it 6 months and tried following up, thinking time heals old wounds. I received no response.

The Euros who are over the age of 40 grew up in a culture that often punished one wrong move. The younger Euros learned from them and have followed suit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2878349]Yea, I work with enough of them which is why stay away from EMP's.[/QUOTE]Thinking with the correct head I realize you are right. Between DMichaels and night Owl I think I now realize euros are a trying bunch to deal with. The payoff may seem enticing but this is too much aggravation. Thanks guys for your comments.

[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2878021]Ron, I kinda did some poking around on the internet before I visited the first time. Saw an old ad on BP, she did out calls at that time. Figured rightly or wrongly that out calls to hotels there is a good chance she plays a bit. Also saw a review on here that didn't necessarily positively I'd the girl but was fairly certain it was her. Review said she was worth a visit. I think I am just mis playing this myself. Anyway, I am stubborn and determined so I repeated and repeated and probably will a bit more. I put my post out there to try to figure out a better way to approach this without just coming right out with it and asking for he. Might have to do that though. Don't know. Thanks for your reply though.[/QUOTE]You have a better chance of getting extra play with an Indie Therapist. A few have been mentioned here. If you go for the Hot Looking girls assuming extra play is available you'll be disappointed 99 percent of the time. Like I said, subsequent visits don't always mean extra play is available.

[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2878604]Thinking with the correct head I realize you are right. Between DMichaels and night Owl I think I now realize euros are a trying bunch to deal with. The payoff may seem enticing but this is too much aggravation. Thanks guys for your comments.[/QUOTE]You just have to know where to look and who to call. The payoff is worth the effort.

[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2878604]Thinking with the correct head I realize you are right. Between DMichaels and night Owl I think I now realize euros are a trying bunch to deal with. The payoff may seem enticing but this is too much aggravation. Thanks guys for your comments.[/QUOTE]If it helps any, the reason I love the Euros is their traditional attitude. Yeah, they can be chilly to strangers. However, they absolutely loved to be romanced, even if it's all pretend. It's actually good for your game when you practice on them. When you have a break through with a Euro, you end up feeling like a king.

Anyone got any suggestions for some more mature Euro action? I was thinking of trying Diana at the place on Devon, but if anyone else has any suggestions I'm willing to listen.

[QUOTE=Viriato;2887282]Anyone got any suggestions for some more mature Euro action? I was thinking of trying Diana at the place on Devon, but if anyone else has any suggestions I'm willing to listen.[/QUOTE]Victoria at Maria's, Monica from long ago at Accurate is still around. In Schaumburg I believe Leah is still around too.

I have a Euro friend that I met at a legit place a few years ago and and we started playing around in the legit store. She got worried and asked that we take the games to her house, which we did.

Nice woman, great body. But she won't stop talking. Little Bob has trouble concentrating (as I've admitted here before). And all that talking during our activities is just too much. For that and a few other reasons (like the Chinese girlfriends) I have not been back in six months.

I can't reveal her name, at her request. Bob.

[QUOTE]If it helps any, the reason I love the Euros is their traditional attitude. Yeah, they can be chilly to strangers. However, they absolutely loved to be romanced, even if it's all pretend. It's actually good for your game when you practice on them. When you have a break through with a Euro, you end up feeling like a king.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2887358]I have a Euro friend that I met at a legit place a few years ago and and we started playing around in the legit store. She got worried and asked that we take the games to her house, which we did.

Nice woman, great body. But she won't stop talking. Little Bob has trouble concentrating (as I've admitted here before). And all that talking during our activities is just too much. For that and a few other reasons (like the Chinese girlfriends) I have not been back in six months.

I can't reveal her name, at her request. Bob.[/QUOTE]I have a Euro Therapist just like that. She talks during the massage. I don't mind it at all. I think it's great. Every time I see her I get to know a little more about her. When it's time for Extra Play she stops talking and concentrates on fun.

She's just seeing her trusted regular clients.

I can't reveal her name, at her request. Ron M.

Mine talks DURING hand release. About random shit. I guess next time I go back I could tell her to be quiet until we finish. Bob.

[QUOTE=RonM;2887597]I have a Euro Therapist just like that. She talks during the massage. I don't mind it at all. I think it's great. Every time I see her I get to know a little more about her. When it's time for Extra Play she stops talking and concentrates on fun.

She's just seeing her trusted regular clients.

I can't reveal her name, at her request. Ron M.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2887766]Mine talks DURING hand release. About random shit. I guess next time I go back I could tell her to be quiet until we finish. Bob.[/QUOTE]The one I see has her mouth too busy to talk.

I had a Chinese girl do the same thing. She was telling me about all the craft beer she likes and likes to smoke. I told her mr happy was going to sleep so please get back to the task at hand.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2887766]Mine talks DURING hand release. About random shit. I guess next time I go back I could tell her to be quiet until we finish. Bob.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Viriato;2887282]Anyone got any suggestions for some more mature Euro action? I was thinking of trying Diana at the place on Devon, but if anyone else has any suggestions I'm willing to listen.[/QUOTE]Try Nata at CT. She's a little bigger, but sweet and will let you play with her huge top half.

It sort of breaks the ice and adds to the experience of the massage. When it's time for extra play the two indie massage therapists (not working together) I know don't talk at all. Well how can they talk? I always get a BJ. A HJ doesn't work for me anymore.

The next time a massage therapist talks during the extra play, you might try talking dirty to her. This may keep her focus and yours on the extra play.

[QUOTE=RonM;2887768]The one I see has her mouth too busy to talk.[/QUOTE]Ha. Ha. Good one. If she continues to talk while doing that, my line will be 'Hey, do not talk to him, he will develop a big head' , even if the bad joke goes over her head!

BTW, one euro indie massage therapist was a bit talkative initially which was OK since it is boring otherwise when you are face down. But on the flip, she was all business. That combo works fine for me.

Any FUN therapists at MM. Please PM only. I know the euros are a tough nut to break so PM would be beneficial to us all.

[QUOTE=Silvio;2891742]Any FUN therapists at MM. Please PM only. I know the euros are a tough nut to break so PM would be beneficial to us all.[/QUOTE]From what I understand it's DIY at best, so I've avoided giving it a shot.

[QUOTE=Silvio;2891742]Any FUN therapists at MM. Please PM only. I know the euros are a tough nut to break so PM would be beneficial to us all.[/QUOTE]There seems to be a new girl there Marsha or something close to that. Her massage is mediocre and if she doesn't improve she better start offering extras. But nothing so far.

Advertises in CL as European touch. Near willow rd and 94. Find it easily searching for zip 60093. I don't know how to upload the ad so all I can do is give you these clues to finding it yourself. Don't look too hard though. Not worth it. No charisma, personality, talk, humor, or satisfying ending. Totally legit. Not a hint of anything. Good massage but so what. Plenty of places provide good massages. I wanted the massage to end and so did she.

[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2907798]Advertises in CL as European touch. Near willow rd and 94. Find it easily searching for zip 60093. I don't know how to upload the ad so all I can do is give you these clues to finding it yourself. Don't look too hard though. Not worth it. No charisma, personality, talk, humor, or satisfying ending. Totally legit. Not a hint of anything. Good massage but so what. Plenty of places provide good massages. I wanted the massage to end and so did she.[/QUOTE]Copy and paste the text in the ad in a post here. Click ad, hit ctrl a, ctrl c, then switch to this site and hit ctrl v to paste in a post.

I have this one on my to-do list. It seems like a newer EMP style service, located in a rented salon south of Wrigleyville. I can only imagine that 1.0 for a bath is probably followed by plenty of upsell. Only one of the masseuse photos on the website looks legit (it almost looks like the home health aide who used to work at Megi's). The image used on the craigslist ad itself traces back to an arts education profile on Linkedin. As with any massage experience, never feel obligated to stay if it's a total bait-and-switch. I really miss the Euro table shower, offered years ago at long-gone Lisuania's. Despite my skepticism, I may just try it out.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5583342433.html[/URL]

[QUOTE]I have this one on my to-do list. It seems like a newer EMP style service, located in a rented salon south of Wrigleyville. I can only imagine that 1.0 for a bath is probably followed by plenty of upsell. Only one of the masseuse photos on the website looks legit (it almost looks like the home health aide who used to work at Megi's). The image used on the craigslist ad itself traces back to an arts education profile on Linkedin. As with any massage experience, never feel obligated to stay if it's a total bait-and-switch. I really miss the Euro table shower, offered years ago at long-gone Lisuania's. Despite my skepticism, I may just try it out.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5583342433.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Let us know how it turns out. May be a good new place.

[QUOTE]I have this one on my to-do list. It seems like a newer EMP style service, located in a rented salon south of Wrigleyville. I can only imagine that 1.0 for a bath is probably followed by plenty of upsell. Only one of the masseuse photos on the website looks legit (it almost looks like the home health aide who used to work at Megi's). The image used on the craigslist ad itself traces back to an arts education profile on Linkedin. As with any massage experience, never feel obligated to stay if it's a total bait-and-switch. I really miss the Euro table shower, offered years ago at long-gone Lisuania's. Despite my skepticism, I may just try it out.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5583342433.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I live in Wrigleyville right next to the ballpark. The location of this place is in the middle of "Boystown. " I'm not sure if any of you would want to take a chance of going here. You may be meeting a Tranny. I'm going to ride my motorcyclle to check out the store front.

Ron, sounds like your close to do some recon. LOL.

[QUOTE=RonM;2915160]I live in Wrigleyville right next to the ballpark. The location of this place is in the middle of "Boystown. " I'm not sure if any of you would want to take a chance of going here. You may be meeting a Tranny. I'm going to ride my motorcyclle to check out the store front.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonM;2915160]I live in Wrigleyville right next to the ballpark. The location of this place is in the middle of "Boystown. " I'm not sure if any of you would want to take a chance of going here. You may be meeting a Tranny. I'm going to ride my motorcyclle to check out the store front.[/QUOTE]Boystown ends at Belmont. This is located just north of Diversey, and not at all in boystown. Not sure of the service, but they shouldn't be HIDING anything, if you know what I mean.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2915337]Ron, sounds like your close to do some recon. LOL.[/QUOTE]Nc.

Rode over there before the Cubs Game. Address is on the corner of Surf street and Broadway street. The entrance is for the parking garage next door. The front sign says Salon By JC or something like that. No sign for the Turkish Bath House. If anyone decides to try this place, good luck. I'm not going. I have enough playmates willing to play in the shower.

[QUOTE=RonM;2915840]Nc.

Rode over there before the Cubs Game. Address is on the corner of Surf street and Broadway street. The entrance is for the parking garage next door. The front sign says Salon By JC or something like that. No sign for the Turkish Bath House. If anyone decides to try this place, good luck. I'm not going. I have enough playmates willing to play in the shower.[/QUOTE]Guys,

I find amazing that a bunch of seniors failed the simplest task of googling a place to find out more!

Found this when I googled "masaj now".

[URL]http://salonsbyjc.com/chicago-broadway-at-surf/directory/service/massage-therapist/[/URL]

All therapists are African American and not European. Google their names to see their pics.

Always remember, Google is your best friend.

Mic drop!

Are there any massage recommendations just north (or south, I guess) of the river downtown?

[QUOTE=RonM;2915840]No sign for the Turkish Bath House[/QUOTE]Though it's about as far away from the sort of "massage" we're usually looking for, going to a hammam, a real Turkish bath house, is amazing. You take a super-relaxing lie-down on a warm (110 degrees? Larger-than-you-are stone (so your whole body gets heated up) in a steamy room for 15-30 minutes before some guy scrubs you within an inch of your life with some sort of loofah. (I actually lost most the suntan I had built up over five days in Istanbul thanks to that.) After, you take a shower to remove what's left of your skin, and then an oil massage given to you by an inhuman creature wearing a flesh bodysuit (it's either an industrial gripping robot or a member of the East German "Womens" Shot Put team kicked off for steroid abuse, not sure which) -- I actually had to call out for mercy once, but every knot ever had in my back was gone when he was done. I could barely walk when I left, though for completely different reasons upon leaving the sort of massage parlor I usually frequent. (As a bonus, I finished up with a straight-razor shave next door, which was icing on the cake.).

I've never had anything even remotely close to that outside of Turkey. (And to be honest, I'm hesitant to try it out at home in the US, considering the activity that usually is associated with "bath houses" here.).

Sorry for the off-topic post, but the mention of Turkish massage brought back to life one of the best non-sexual physical experiences I've ever had in my life.

[QUOTE=Garbonzo;2916625]Though it's about as far away from the sort of "massage" we're usually looking for, going to a hammam, a real Turkish bath house, is amazing. You take a super-relaxing lie-down on a warm (110 degrees? Larger-than-you-are stone (so your whole body gets heated up) in a steamy room for 15-30 minutes before some guy scrubs you within an inch of your life with some sort of loofah. (I actually lost most the suntan I had built up over five days in Istanbul thanks to that.) After, you take a shower to remove what's left of your skin, and then an oil massage given to you by an inhuman creature wearing a flesh bodysuit (it's either an industrial gripping robot or a member of the East German "Womens" Shot Put team kicked off for steroid abuse, not sure which) -- I actually had to call out for mercy once, but every knot ever had in my back was gone when he was done. I could barely walk when I left, though for completely different reasons upon leaving the sort of massage parlor I usually frequent. (As a bonus, I finished up with a straight-razor shave next door, which was icing on the cake.).

I've never had anything even remotely close to that outside of Turkey. (And to be honest, I'm hesitant to try it out at home in the US, considering the activity that usually is associated with "bath houses" here.).

Sorry for the off-topic post, but the mention of Turkish massage brought back to life one of the best non-sexual physical experiences I've ever had in my life.[/QUOTE]Can't say that much of any of your experience would interest me, but that has to be one of the funnier posts I've read in a long time. Well done!

In theory a Turkish Bath does sound interesting. As someone has mentioned Bath Houses are associated with an entirely different way of living. Showering with a provider is the closest I'll get to a Turkish Bath experience. And that's fine with me.

Yeah that Turkish masaj place isn't authentic Turkish anything as far as I can tell. A pity but what can you do?

Had Inga for a massage. Good strong massage and she was "friendly".

Hi guys can anyone give me slyvias contact info please I will be in her area I'm looking for some fun thankyou and have a great day.

First time at CT I requested Nata based on previous reports. I got nothing more than a legit massage.

I returned about a week later and requested Inga. Good massage with standard finish. She was cute, but not overly friendly.

The woman who takes the appointments had mentioned that those were the only two available these days. If there was more of a stable, then the others have moved on.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186[/URL]

I think think this might be Catja, formerly from CT. Her ad is from April, but the massage and the finish are quality. She has a real massage table in a small office. She plays shy at first but the standard finish was available after I mentioned that I could leave a tip. She's young and fairly cute, with a pretty solid massage. I'll probably return.

[QUOTE=Dwd1982;2916040]Guys,

I find amazing that a bunch of seniors failed the simplest task of googling a place to find out more!

Found this when I googled "masaj now".

[URL]http://salonsbyjc.com/chicago-broadway-at-surf/directory/service/massage-therapist/[/URL]

All therapists are African American and not European. Google their names to see their pics.

Always remember, Google is your best friend.

Mic drop![/QUOTE]Opening in highland park also.