The Police Aren't Helpful. At ALL!
[QUOTE=TroutGuy;1491686]I am amazed he didn't get arrested, if not for solicitation they should have got him for utter stupidity. This just blows my mind. When I hear stats about 8% unemployment part of me wonders if 8% of the population is unemployable because they are too stupid to function in a reasonable capacity.[/QUOTE]Hey, I feel this guy's pain. I bought a bunch of weed from a guy on the street and it turned out to be OREGANO! I mean the police coulda got him for fraud or somethin', but they did nothin'! I thought "What the hell!" and started selling oregano for weed, but some guy gave me counterfeit bills. Damn the fuzz. They did nothin' again, but warned me that if I had passed these, I would be in trouble! Shit the bed, what kind of justice is that? So I'm going to get some head, because I figure this hooker aint ever going to see me again and I can drop this funny munny on her. This pretty black woman with the DSL starts going down on me. I reach over to feel her poonanny and FUCK MY NOSE, she got a dick! I called the cops on his / her ass, and they just laughed.
Well fuck LEO. If they can't protect a good citizen, then what is this country coming to?
Girl got to make that paper
[QUOTE=DirksEvilTwin; 1492803]Wow. Reposting with the same name and number!
[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ultimate-fantasy-sx-bod-and-pretty-face-pure-satisfaction-big-specials-19/6073164[/url][/QUOTE]Most people don't read the papers or check web sites, and she probably has some regulars. Girl got to get that paper.