Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=NodakBoy;4206374]Visited here because it's like a train wreck, I had to see for myself. Went at 7, and 3 old ladies came out and did nothing for me. The other 3 ladies in their 30's were kind cute, but I like them a bit older. , however they never came out from behind the bar for any fun. Spent several 1 dollars without a single grab ass. WTF?

What am I missing here? I might go back if someone can explain how this works.

NB.[/QUOTE]Ok I will take a swag at it but first you shouldn't sweat it out. It may only be an off night. In general,

1/ engage with the dancers, regardless and show them that you are fun and willing to play and spend a few $$.

2/ If you like one in particular, give her the eye (as in come over. I want to play).

3/ By her a drink or two. Tip a few dollars if she shakes her booty on the floor. See if she will suggest action in the back or OTC.

4/ Tell her how you like to play and see if she is into it and willing to play as well. If no then move to the next one you like.

5/ While this is not always true, don't expect to be balls deep into her on first visit. Unless they are truly a *****, it will take at least two or three visits before you are inside.

6/ Be prepared to be patient and also have extra cash that you can burn and will not hurt you if it yields nothing.

Any of the brothers can add to the list or dispute what is on it. I have been doing SC (s) for over 30 years and this has been my own experience.

Cheers.

TM.

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;4207187]Ok I will take a swag at it but first you shouldn't sweat it out. It may only be an off night. In general,

1/ engage with the dancers, regardless and show them that you are fun and willing to play and spend a few $$.

2/ If you like one in particular, give her the eye (as in come over. I want to play).

3/ By her a drink or two. Tip a few dollars if she shakes her booty on the floor. See if she will suggest action in the back or OTC.

4/ Tell her how you like to play and see if she is into it and willing to play as well. If no then move to the next one you like.

5/ While this is not always true, don't expect to be balls deep into her on first visit. Unless they are truly a *****, it will take at least two or three visits before you are inside.

6/ Be prepared to be patient and also have extra cash that you can burn and will not hurt you if it yields nothing.

Any of the brothers can add to the list or dispute what is on it. I have been doing SC (s) for over 30 years and this has been my own experience.

Cheers.

TM.[/QUOTE]Good list but my method on weeding out potentials are:

(Disclaimer, these are my methods and just like TM pointed out YMMV).

1. When a dancer puts her ass on your lap and if she is your type. Give a dollar tip and start feeling up and down her body.

2. I tend to start rubbing there pussy over the bikini bottom (FYI if there not wearing any panties then your good to go for just about anything).

3. Then I move my hands in her panties and start rubbing her clit. If they don't freek out I insert my finger maybe 1/4 in the vag.

4. If they haven't stopped you yet at this point I then ask for the $20 dance, which is when you let it all hang out.

Like TM I've been going to SC for 20+ years and I know what I want and I don't bullshit around with what I want. There are the ones you get to know and that's when I buy drinks or give a little extra just so they know to come over to me when I enter the building. I've had girls leave guys to come to me. But bear in mind most of these girls get high af and won't remember you the next time because of the heavy traffic they do.

Also try to create a symbiotic link between both heads and try not to give these girls any extra attention if there not pleasing you.

[QUOTE=PaulCruz;4208441]Good list but my method on weeding out potentials are:

(Disclaimer, these are my methods and just like TM pointed out YMMV).

1. When a dancer puts her ass on your lap and if she is your type. Give a dollar tip and start feeling up and down her body.

2. I tend to start rubbing there pussy over the bikini bottom (FYI if there not wearing any panties then your good to go for just about anything).

3. Then I move my hands in her panties and start rubbing her clit. If they don't freek out I insert my finger maybe 1/4 in the vag.

4. If they haven't stopped you yet at this point I then ask for the $20 dance, which is when you let it all hang out.

Like TM I've been going to SC for 20+ years and I know what I want and I don't bullshit around with what I want. There are the ones you get to know and that's when I buy drinks or give a little extra just so they know to come over to me when I enter the building. I've had girls leave guys to come to me. But bear in mind most of these girls get high af and won't remember you the next time because of the heavy traffic they do.

Also try to create a symbiotic link between both heads and try not to give these girls any extra attention if there not pleasing you.[/QUOTE]I too have been going to SC for many years, though I stopped because I find better ways to get what I want without the wasted time in a SC.

Item #1 is what I planned on doing, but when none of the women came out from behind the counter, it's tough to do anything. Especially when there's a significant language barrier for me and the Portugese they probably speak. Granted I wasn't there as long as I had wanted because work interrupted my efforts, during my 45 minutes I didn't see anyone getting anything going, as the dancers all were all behind the bar. The younger bar maid lady kicked out the guy who fell asleep at the bar, couldn't have been drinking too much because he didn't fall off the bar stool.

The 3 better looking gals barely, and I mean barely, danced while on stage. In fact, the one working her damn hardest and giving everything she had for the dance was the oldest grandma there, had to be in her late 50's. When the 3 lookers did finally escape from the inner bar, they sat by themselves away from the 8 or so customers, would have been nice if they tried stopping by one or two customers to talk or whatever, but no. The 3 less pleasing to the eye women actually knew some English and were interested in communicating with me, but that's expected that they have to work harder because the other 3 had the looks, par for the course. I was thinking, ok, I have to lower my standards quite a bit if I want any fun, but by then it was too late and I had to leave, bummer.

But overall, for the money spent in the short time I was there, and the little to no direct interaction, I have to say this was my worst strip club experience, and I've been to a fair number of $hit hole places that turned out great. I understand others have totally the opposite experience, and when I'm back in town I'll give Bottoms Up another go with more time and a different approach. I do appreciate the Brazilian women more than the ebony sisters, as I assume there aren't many white ladies at the Irvington clubs.

Is there a better spot to sit? I should have sat on the other side where the bathrooms were as it was a bit quieter and closer to the escape exit the girls use to get in and out from the inner dance area. Disappointed for sure as I had high hopes for this place.

NB.

[QUOTE=NodakBoy;4209141]I too have been going to SC for many years, though I stopped because I find better ways to get what I want without the wasted time in a SC.

Item #1 is what I planned on doing, but when none of the women came out from behind the counter, it's tough to do anything. Especially when there's a significant language barrier for me and the Portugese they probably speak. Granted I wasn't there as long as I had wanted because work interrupted my efforts, during my 45 minutes I didn't see anyone getting anything going, as the dancers all were all behind the bar. The younger bar maid lady kicked out the guy who fell asleep at the bar, couldn't have been drinking too much because he didn't fall off the bar stool.

The 3 better looking gals barely, and I mean barely, danced while on stage. In fact, the one working her damn hardest and giving everything she had for the dance was the oldest grandma there, had to be in her late 50's. When the 3 lookers did finally escape from the inner bar, they sat by themselves away from the 8 or so customers, would have been nice if they tried stopping by one or two customers to talk or whatever, but no. The 3 less pleasing to the eye women actually knew some English and were interested in communicating with me, but that's expected that they have to work harder because the other 3 had the looks, par for the course. I was thinking, ok, I have to lower my standards quite a bit if I want any fun, but by then it was too late and I had to leave, bummer..[/QUOTE]Oh, bottoms up. That place used to be something long time ago but it's complete shit now. I go to the Paradizio or vics.

[QUOTE=PaulCruz;4209488]Oh, bottoms up. That place used to be something long time ago but it's complete shit now. I go to the Paradizio or vics.[/QUOTE]I had originally planned to go to Paradizio, but heard there were Brazilians at BU, prefer Brazilian ladies to the usually thicker ebony ladies that I imagined work at Paradizio. In hindsight, even the larger ebony ladies would have been a preferable experience to what I encountered at Bottoms Up.

Sometimes you swing and you miss, even when you've tried to do your homework.

NB.

I need a dependable BIG booty hoe who's (clean). I work 80+ hours a week LITERALLY I need a chick close to Elizabeth\NEWARK Area who is dependable and has a very large azz fellas, A bottle of remi Martin or Hennessy of you can help me out.

So my steady escort told me she was quitting the game cause her bf was to be datereleased in a few weeks (LOL) so she was hitting me up for a farewell date. I decided on a car and the so long FS costed 80 and she gave me a nice send off. But I'm betting her bf will land his ass back in jail. But anyway after that I was still horny, even though I came I also had to pee at the same time and the O' for me wasn't intense. So I went up and down the usual strolls, Sherman then Fabyan and back to Sherman but pickings we're slim to nothing.

It was going past 1:30 am and was too late to try for a hookup at Paradizio so I did one more drive by through the Irvington stroll and lo and behold guess who I see. Queen from Paradizio on the street that is a known rock spot I slowed down and she recognized me and hopped in. Now I knew these girls have some sort of itch they have to scratch so I wasn't shocked and she told me straight up what she was doing, which I liked. But anyway she was down to party and I offered 60 which she gladly excepted. We went to her house which is close to the club BTW. Nothing to brag about and but we were alone.

This session with her she covered me for BJ which she didn't do before but she hadn't gotten high yet but I wasn't complaining. But the experience none the less was very very good. We fucked on the little couch of hers 7 ways to Sunday for what seemed like 30 min. But like earlier I had to pee again LOL and she stayed at a place with a shared bathroom so once again I had an not so fulfilled 'O. But the time I had with her was definitely worth it and gave her a nice tip at the end because she was very accommodating.

For those that don't know queen from Paradizio, she is a short, thinned spinner with a very nice ass. Very good for fucking standing up and against the wall. .

FYI she has a new number and I forgot to get it but she's always at the Paradizio.

[QUOTE=NyGiants355;4210916]I need a dependable BIG booty hoe who's (clean). I work 80+ hours a week LITERALLY I need a chick close to Elizabeth\NEWARK Area who is dependable and has a very large azz fellas, A bottle of remi Martin or Hennessy of you can help me out.[/QUOTE]If you're looking for a massage parlor (not asian) I could help you out. Just private message me.

[QUOTE=PaulCruz;4214429]So my steady escort told me she was quitting the game cause her bf was to be datereleased in a few weeks (LOL) so she was hitting me up for a farewell date. I decided on a car and the so long FS costed 80 and she gave me a nice send off. But I'm betting her bf will land his ass back in jail. But anyway after that I was still horny, even though I came I also had to pee at the same time and the O' for me wasn't intense. So I went up and down the usual strolls, Sherman then Fabyan and back to Sherman but pickings we're slim to nothing.

It was going past 1:30 am and was too late to try for a hookup at Paradizio so I did one more drive by through the Irvington stroll and lo and behold guess who I see. Queen from Paradizio on the street that is a known rock spot I slowed down and she recognized me and hopped in. Now I knew these girls have some sort of itch they have to scratch so I wasn't shocked and she told me straight up what she was doing, which I liked. But anyway she was down to party and I offered 60 which she gladly excepted. We went to her house which is close to the club BTW. Nothing to brag about and but we were alone.

This session with her she covered me for BJ which she didn't do before but she hadn't gotten high yet but I wasn't complaining. But the experience none the less was very very good. We fucked on the little couch of hers 7 ways to Sunday for what seemed like 30 min. But like earlier I had to pee again LOL and she stayed at a place with a shared bathroom so once again I had an not so fulfilled 'O. But the time I had with her was definitely worth it and gave her a nice tip at the end because she was very accommodating.

For those that don't know queen from Paradizio, she is a short, thinned spinner with a very nice ass. Very good for fucking standing up and against the wall. .

FYI she has a new number and I forgot to get it but she's always at the Paradizio.[/QUOTE]Where exactly does the Irvington stroll start and finish?

[QUOTE=BlueBuff;4215225]Where exactly does the Irvington stroll start and finish?[/QUOTE]From Ball St to about Leslie. Also S. Clinton running parallel, same distance. There are some stragglers outside of this area but nearby. Watch out for the occassional tranny and the femboy (he is constantly getting beat up).

LEO has beeen hot at both of the Newark strolls and in Irvington for a while, hopefully it dies down with the new month. I'm talking unmarked cars, driving with the search light to see in parked cars, tailing and running plates, hiding and watching, grabbing girls for questioning.

[QUOTE=PaulCruz;4214429]FYI she has a new number and I forgot to get it but she's always at the Paradizio.[/QUOTE]Never seen her there before. Is she always there early or late? Late I guess from your report but just asking.

Cheers.

TM.

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;4216074]Never seen her there before. Is she always there early or late? Late I guess from your report but just asking.

Cheers.

TM.[/QUOTE]I saw her there in the afternoon a few times. She looks super young. When I was there she was the only spinner type in the club.

[QUOTE=TexasMonger;4216074]Never seen her there before. Is she always there early or late? Late I guess from your report but just asking.

Cheers.

TM.[/QUOTE]I've been in there as early as 6 pm and she was there. But it seems like she's in good with the staff because nice seen her leave and come back like an hour later. And I know she not paying the re-entry fee!

[QUOTE=BbbjFanatic;4215255]From Ball St to about Leslie. Also S. Clinton running parallel, same distance. There are some stragglers outside of this area but nearby. Watch out for the occassional tranny and the femboy (he is constantly getting beat up).

LEO has beeen hot at both of the Newark strolls and in Irvington for a while, hopefully it dies down with the new month. I'm talking unmarked cars, driving with the search light to see in parked cars, tailing and running plates, hiding and watching, grabbing girls for questioning.[/QUOTE]Yes, all spots are definitely hot right now. I've seen Newark cops go all the way down to Ball St patrolling.

But I drove by the other day before noon and no cops and I rode around for like an hour both Irvington and Newark spots.

I'm off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of BU.

Ok, back in town Monday for a quick stay, going to give BU another go that evening to see if I can improve on my last visit, which wouldn't take much beyond me entering the door!

Any last minute instructions?

NB.