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To all Lancaster area mongers: I usually post in the Reading sub-forum, but watch this thread with a keen eye, and truthfully, it's been as dead in Lancaster as it has been in both Berks and Lehigh, so here's a re-post from the Reading sub-forum that will hopefully spawn some ideas among those seeking greater things.

For lack of a better term,"I had ant's in my pants for some strange", is as close as it gets to describe the reason[s] that I decided to head to Philly's "K" for some adventure on election day.

I was lucky enough to have found a gal who was listed in the Philly threads as "Mandy", a mid-30's-ish, blonde [real], who accompanied me to a pre-rented motel room near the airport. Now I won't go into a more detailed description, but suffice to say that I had one helluva time.

The moral of this story is: hey, make a day of it, life's too damn short to be bored stiff with the offerings around here [at least of late]. For less than the cost of an are&T here, I spent an entire morning and early afternoon knocking the bats out of my plumbing.

Does anyone know of a GloryHole Location for my girl to visit?

You are either a closet gay, or LEO. Have a nice day.

[QUOTE=Pa Fun;1090854]Does anyone know of a GloryHole Location for my girl to visit?[/QUOTE]

Or am I just looking in the wrong place.

No activity anywhere?

[QUOTE=Bear; 1112235]Or am I just looking in the wrong place.

No activity anywhere?[/QUOTE]Bear: sadly it is relatively dead here. As another poster recently said, there is only so much one can say about whirl-a-sage before it gets to be the same old thing over and over again.

[QUOTE=Grendle74;1113012]Bear: sadly it is relatively dead here. As another poster recently said, there is only so much one can say about whirl-a-sage before it gets to be the same old thing over and over again.[/QUOTE]I wish we had more action in Lancaster. When something good opens the conservatives in the area shut it down quick! Nothing good on BP anymore either! My old connections do not respond anymore! Looks like we will have to travel for fun!

[QUOTE=Football Freak;1083679]Anybody know Isabella's schedule at the Whirl? I'm thinking about taking a trip down there.[/QUOTE]Man don't waste your money with her, all she will do is try and up sell you.

[QUOTE=Paguy133;1168691]Man don't waste your money with her, all she will do is try and up sell you.[/QUOTE]YMMV, but I can't disagree more. I've seen her twice, and both experiences were perfect. What tip did you give? It is expected that you'll tip the same as the house fee. Heck, last time I was there, I didn't know they raised the rates. I ended up with only $50 to tip, and she took it without complaint. Also, her HJ lasted a full 15 min, and twice when I almost blew she stopped and said,"I'm not done with you yet.". By the time she finished, it was the best ever.

It's been a while since I posted anything on here. Anyway, I was at Whirl about 2 months ago and had Isabella again. I took my usual 1/2 hour and nothing really out of the ordinary happened, but when I was massaging her front, I comment about how she looked good enough to eat, she said that if her "friend" wasn't visiting, I could've had my fill. That was enough to almost cause me to bust a nut.

I've had a ton of HJs over the years (since 1989) and she's the best I've ever had. She's fun to be with and she's got a killer body (told her several times). Heather who worked at the Elite Day Spa is a close second.

[QUOTE=Football Freak; 1190816]It's been a while since I posted anything on here. Anyway, I was at Whirl about 2 months ago and had Isabella again. I took my usual 1/2 hour and nothing really out of the ordinary happened, but when I was massaging her front, I comment about how she looked good enough to eat, she said that if her "friend" wasn't visiting, I could've had my fill. That was enough to almost cause me to bust a nut.

[/QUOTE]I haven't been to the Whirl in a while. I had my faves there a few years back but don't know the lineup any more. Any girls that are dd cup or better any more? I always loved Bambi and her huge knockers.

Anyone hear, sniff, see anything about a massage in E-town? Just drove by a back street, an older building kind of run down, with a vinyl banner hanging on the front that says "theuraputic massage". Didn't have time to stop. Not sure that I would go in either. Have a customer that's been known to be in the business in that general area and I wouldn't want to take a chance. Senior members feel free to PM for exact location.

I was at the Whirl again yesterday and was disappointed that Isabella wasn't there. I decided on Paige. She has a killer body too. She might have some Hispanic in her. Anyway, I took the half hour and I handed Paige the 70 bucks. She asked me if I wanted to take care of the rest of it so I gave her a hundred. Pricy I know but I was aiming for something more later on. She left the room and I got comfortable. I didn't really time her but she had me wait at least 5 minutes. Anybody know why they make you wait at all? I can't figure that out. She came into the room and she started "massaging" my back. It really wasn't much of a massage but I didn't really go there for a real massage. Paige has an awesome feather-light scratch thing. Paid some attention to the inside of my thighs which I love. After I flipped, she did some light "massaging" and I asked her what extras she did."What do you have in mind?" she asked me and then I motioned for oral and offered her an extra 50."Oh we don't do that here." she told me so when I asked her what she does offer she said DATY and breast release. Since she has decent-sized tits I considered it but when she wanted 50 more for that I refused. 150 bucks in total tips just for a breast release? Oh hell no. That's way too expensive. I would've paid that for oral on me but not for just a breast release.

She climbed up on the table with me and started the HJ which felt awesome. Her skills are really good. I popped after a few minutes which surprised me. Usually I'm done within 2 minutes.

Overall I had a real good time. Paige is a really nice girl who I'd love to see again if Isabella isn't there.

Paige is my second favorite there to Isabella. So hot. I'd actually say she is hotter than Isabella, but not as skilled, though still really great. The nails thing you mentioned is amazing!

[QUOTE=Football Freak; 1227788]I was at the Whirl again yesterday and was disappointed that Isabella wasn't there. I decided on Paige. She has a killer body too. She might have some Hispanic in her. Anyway, I took the half hour and I handed Paige the 70 bucks. She asked me if I wanted to take care of the rest of it so I gave her a hundred. Pricy I know but I was aiming for something more later on. She left the room and I got comfortable. I didn't really time her but she had me wait at least 5 minutes. Anybody know why they make you wait at all? I can't figure that out. She came into the room and she started "massaging" my back. It really wasn't much of a massage but I didn't really go there for a real massage. Paige has an awesome feather-light scratch thing. Paid some attention to the inside of my thighs which I love. After I flipped, she did some light "massaging" and I asked her what extras she did."What do you have in mind?" she asked me and then I motioned for oral and offered her an extra 50."Oh we don't do that here." she told me so when I asked her what she does offer she said DATY and breast release. Since she has decent-sized tits I considered it but when she wanted 50 more for that I refused. 150 bucks in total tips just for a breast release? Oh hell no. That's way too expensive. I would've paid that for oral on me but not for just a breast release.

She climbed up on the table with me and started the HJ which felt awesome. Her skills are really good. I popped after a few minutes which surprised me. Usually I'm done within 2 minutes.

Overall I had a real good time. Paige is a really nice girl who I'd love to see again if Isabella isn't there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Good Good Time;1228745]Paige is my second favorite there to Isabella. So hot. I'd actually say she is hotter than Isabella, but not as skilled, though still really great. The nails thing you mentioned is amazing![/QUOTE]Probably the only strike against Paige is all of the tattoos she has. I'm not a fan of that sort of thing. With that being said, a single tattoo right above a woman's ass is hot.

Do you think Paige is part Spanish? Also I wonder what it would cost to have both Isabella and Paige at the same time. OMG how how would that be?

[QUOTE=Football Freak; 1228824]Probably the only strike against Paige is all of the tattoos she has. I'm not a fan of that sort of thing. With that being said, a single tattoo right above a woman's ass is hot.

Do you think Paige is part Spanish? Also I wonder what it would cost to have both Isabella and Paige at the same time. OMG how how would that be?[/QUOTE]She's part something. Probably Hispanic. The two together would possibly kill me. What a way to go, though!