Massage Parlor Reports

After a round of golf in the Littlestown area Friday afternoon, my friend and I stopped into Sensations, as it was near by. I’ve been to Sensations several times and had found it to be a nice little distraction. Nice girls but really nothing to write home about. I was expecting the same as I walked through the door but to my surprise I was immediately directed to the bar to show my ID. I’m well above the carding age and my buddy is 60. I ordered a couple beers and was asked for my ID. I showed my ID and the bartender took it and headed for the cash register. When I protested she told me all IDs had to be scanned into their system so that they would know who I was if I started any trouble! Now I ALWAYS were my white golf shirt and shorts when I’m spoiling for a strip bar fight so I can see why they wanted my info!

This place has more rules than then a school for Monks and Priests. The girls were between 4’s and 7’s. After hearing from one of the girls that she had to keep her top on in the VIP room if I wanted to rub her BACK, I finished my beer and left.

Visted evergreen while passing through on 81. I saw Amy and 2 mongers with NJ plates in the back from the side street so I decided to wait until they left before I pulled in back. Amy met me at the door and looked good, but I asked for CoCo based on recommendations here. Amy led me downstairs to disrobe and I handed over $70 for the hour. 5 minutes later Amy returned to tell me she would take care of my shower. It turned out to be my best AMP TS experience. Attention was paid to all the right spots, even rinsed me off with the shower nozzle after I dismounted the table. She escorted me downstairs to wait for CoCo, but I was having second thoughts looking at Amy's chest. Ended up waiting 3 minutes or so for CoCo and was rewarded. She is younger and thinner, with still a bit pudge. No spinner. Smaller rack than Amy also. Did a little back massage, but I was in a hurry to get back on the road. I had already placed her tip (120) on the table so she knew my expectation. She rode CG until I popped, just like I wanted. Got cleaned up and saw an even younger/thinner lady on the way out who said her name was Kay. I would try her (Kay) next time if I were to return, but any of the three would do quite well. It was surprisingly good quality compared to what I expected for rural PA. Equal to that of DC, but $10 more.

I don't post much and have been inactive in the hobby due to lack of funds. But this weekend I got the urge and tried Stress Away. I went there Sunday morning at 10:00 am.

I thought, should be quiet there, most at church and all. They were open and I was let in. The lady was Tiniatia or something like that. She told me 3 times and I still didn't get the name right.

So I gave .7 for a shower which was good. The right areas were cleansed well. Good marks for the shower.

Then to the room, some more drying and I thought this is nice. Then the doorbell rang, the girl's cell phone rang. There was another lady there and they got things sorted out after 10 minutes or so.

When the massage I started I noticed she was moving fast, I didn't understand as i thought the other monger was taken care of but she was done in 30 minutes. The hj with lotion.

So as I left I noticed 2 monger cars there.

Dam and I thought Sunday morning at 10 was a good time? It ok overall but very rushed, I picked the wrong time.

Oh well,

After a long summer travelling, I'm back in town. I went to the FE, more for the table shower than anything else. Coco greeted me, and I adore her, but she's been on my case to try out the new girl, Kay. Kay is in her early 20's, and has a high-pitched voice like you hear in anime. Not sure if that is an affectation. She has a tight spinner body with natural B cups, and seems to enjoy what she's doing. She gave me a thorough TS, a medium strength massage (I like hard massages), and then on to a pretty good CBJ, cg, mish, and doggy. Her stamina for CG isn't all that great, but overall she was very good. Face 7, Body 8, Performance 7, Attitude 8.7 for the house, 1.2 for her.

Treat her right, gents!

I stopped by Friendly Spa last sat, I just had to have another session with Co-Co. When I arrived I was greeted by Tina, like a long lost friend, and told her I was sorry but I had called about Co-Co. We went to the basement and got the business done. A few minutes later Co-Co escorts me to the shower. She was complaining she didnt have time to put on her make up.(it was around 10:00 am) I have seen her with and without make up she is beautiful both ways. After a great shower & cleaned in all the fun spots, we went back to the room. A great medium hard massage followed by a soft finger nail rubbing ( this is awesome) then the real fun begins with a 69 session, cowgirl and when I shot I got permission for daty to thank her for her efforts.
I was introduced to Kay as I left, I know darn well I am going back..... But I'm torn, Tina, Co-Co or Kay. Maybe I really save up be greedy and go for all 3 at once! I may not survive!

[QUOTE=Sundance88 Maybe I really save up be greedy and go for all 3 at once! I may not survive![/QUOTE]

Ah, but what a way to go! lol

I'm not from the area, was just passing through on 81. Parked over by the dollar store and walked to Friendlys. It was just today about 530 I rang the doorbell and was greeted by Amy. She asked how old I was and asked to see my ID. I showed it to her and she led me downstairs. I noticed it was very nice and clean inside, not what I've been used to. Took.7 for showr but I only had jacksons and she actually brought me back.1 change, which I just left on the table. Got a good showr then back downstairs. I tipd 1.4 and she took the.1 on table. She was friendly and great med massage, great BJ and cg then on top to finish. I was a bit shy being my first time there but she made me feel really comfortable and didn't rush at all, not bad for 2.2 total anyways. I saw a much younger girl on my way out the back, Kay perhaps? I will definitely be going back. Overall face, 6 body, 8 serv, 9.

[QUOTE=Killer Lolis]I'm not from the area, was just passing through on 81. Parked over by the dollar store and walked to Friendlys. It was just today about 530 I rang the doorbell and was greeted by Amy. She asked how old I was and asked to see my ID. I showed it to her and she led me downstairs. I noticed it was very nice and clean inside, not what I've been used to. Took.7 for showr but I only had jacksons and she actually brought me back.1 change, which I just left on the table. Got a good showr then back downstairs. I tipd 1.4 and she took the.1 on table. She was friendly and great med massage, great BJ and cg then on top to finish. I was a bit shy being my first time there but she made me feel really comfortable and didn't rush at all, not bad for 2.2 total anyways. I saw a much younger girl on my way out the back, Kay perhaps? I will definitely be going back. Overall face, 6 body, 8 serv, 9.[/QUOTE]

Hey Killer. Thanks for the report. I don't want to ruin your parade, but 2.2 paid out by you? Seems way way too much. Unless the prices there have gone up since I have been there. It has been a while since I am not from your area. Please if anyone agrees or disagrees on this please post. I am NOT planning on paying 2.2 for ANYTHING at Friendly Evergreen. Thanks and be safe everyone....

MikedD,

I never asked how much for the tip just handed to her, if I had read some of these reports before I went I wouldn't have paid so much. I just found this thread last night. I'm actually from Youngstown, OH and went to 76 spa a couple of times where they wanted 2. and rushed the whole time. EF was so much better I thought I should give a little more...won't make that mistake again. This was only my 4th trip to any spa though so I'm still learning, and Amy so far is the best service I've had yet.

[QUOTE=Killer Lolis]I'm not from the area, was just passing through on 81. Parked over by the dollar store and walked to Friendlys. It was just today about 530 I rang the doorbell and was greeted by Amy. She asked how old I was and asked to see my ID. I showed it to her and she led me downstairs. I noticed it was very nice and clean inside, not what I've been used to. Took.7 for showr but I only had jacksons and she actually brought me back.1 change, which I just left on the table. Got a good showr then back downstairs. I tipd 1.4 and she took the.1 on table. She was friendly and great med massage, great BJ and cg then on top to finish. I was a bit shy being my first time there but she made me feel really comfortable and didn't rush at all, not bad for 2.2 total anyways. I saw a much younger girl on my way out the back, Kay perhaps? I will definitely be going back. Overall face, 6 body, 8 serv, 9.[/QUOTE]

I pay the .7 for the door and 5 jacks to the lady. and have been treated like a king.

To what Sundance said.

[QUOTE=Sundance88]I pay the .7 for the door and 5 jacks to the lady. and have been treated like a king.[/QUOTE]

I had the urge to visit Friendly Spa yesterday. So I made the trip. I was greeted at the door by Co-Co and taken to by now my standard room in the basment. My last visit I had a girl, a bit older with shorter hair who said she was Co-Co. Now I am confused. The lady I was with yesterday had a small rose tattoo'd on her left shoulder. But another great time and royal treatment for the renumeration I memtioned in a earlier post. Well, well worth a repete visit or 3 !

I'm just passing through the area but thanks to this board, I found Friendly -- just left there a few minutes ago.

I will admit that I'm an AMP newbie and I'm wondering if my expectations are too high or if I got a half-assed experience tonight. You guys tell me please.

I was greeted by a lady who says she was CoCo - middle age, fairly thin but a little pudge around the middle (not fat, just not cheerleader tight), very long pretty hair, about 5'2", very nice breasts (looked store bought), not the prettiest in the face but OK, friendly, not much English.

So, for $70 door fee + $120 tip, I did get everything, but it just wasn't up to my expecations.

Table Shower was descent and she cleaned all the right parts, but in my ideal table shower world she would have been all over me during that shower -- body to body contact - with her getting wet too. Does that ever happen? Instead she had golashes on so as not to get her feet wet and kept her clothes on the whole time. It was a new and pleasant experience but not what I was hoping for.

Took me back and gave me a half-assed massage. Now, I go to licensed qualified massage therapists from time to time and get an excellent head to toe, make you feel completely relaxed kind of platonic massage. This girl was not even close. She rubbed a bit and what she did was OK but again, not up to my expecations. I've had girlfriends who gave much better massages.

On the roll-over, she went straight for the best parts, but in reality, I would have liked to have more of a massage as well. Not up to my expecations.

Licked and flicked my balls for a while.
Fair at best CBJ for a few minutes.
Cowgirl for about 5 minutes (maybe less)
She flipped over and had me go mish.
I didn't finish within her expected time frame (whatever that time frame was) so she said "you finish". I was irritated at this point for $70+$120.
With a little coaxing, I did get her to keep playing with me, suck my nipples, and rub on me so I could finish, but again, for the price, not up to my expectations. I am not johnny-cum-quickly and maybe she was hoping for a 5 minute pop. I don't know. I take more like 15-20 minutes if I'm trying to cum and I can go longer if I want to (unless it's been 2 weeks since I popped which is rarely the case).

I guess I'm all about value for the money. I didn't time it, but it felt like I was in and out in 45 minutes and that was with her missing for probably 10 minutes during that time frame (5 minutes before the table shower and 5 minutes after). So, it seems like I really got about 35 minutes of her time for $190. Not a good value in my book.

If what I described is what you guys call a great experience, please let me know. I'd really like to know so I don't waste my time trying to find an AMP that will be up to my expecations if none exist.

How I could better spend $190 to be relaxed...
$50 - Chicken Wings and a few beers with a couple of buddies.
$50 - Half & Half with a cute SW (they do exist where I am from -- you just have to look for them and get their digits when you find them -- you guys also have cuties in Philly -- been there and done several of them).
$80 - one hour massage from a very good licensed massage therapist who does an excellent job.
$0 - shower and jacuzzi dip at home
That leaves $10 change still in my pocket and I have spent at almost a half a day on myself having a good time and relaxing instead of 45 minutes at the AMP.

Am I expecting too much???

In my humble opinion, you paid too much and got a poor AMP experience to boot. Anywhere from $50 to $80 for the house fee is standard (depending upon where you live). $100 is standard tip for full service. But you are better off not tipping until the service has been rendered, if that is an option. It's unfortunate that you got such bad service on what assume is one of your first (if not the first) visit.

But rest assured that good experiences do exist. They do vary from AMP to AMP and from provider to provider. So don't give up. Just keep trying.

Now, being an apparent SW afficianado (based on what you have told us), it's entirely possible that you somehow approached the girl with the wrong attitude. AMP girls need to be treated in a certain way. A little kindness and sweet talking goes a long way. Not sure how it is with SW's.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]you are better off not tipping until the service has been rendered[/QUOTE]
Maybe this is where I made a mistake, but the others on the board who have been to this establishment indicated that they lay the tip on the table so the girl knows what is expected of her. I thought that meant that no up front tip would mean no FS, but maybe I'm wrong. ???

[QUOTE]Now, being an apparent SW afficianado (based on what you have told us), it's entirely possible that you somehow approached the girl with the wrong attitude. AMP girls need to be treated in a certain way. A little kindness and sweet talking goes a long way. Not sure how it is with SW's.
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I doubt this was my issue. I'm always nice to the ladies and it usually gets you better service even with the SWs. Occassionally a SW will try to take advantage of you being Mr Nice Guy and you have to put a stop to it, but that's few and far between and ususally just entails them trying to get you to drive them all over creation before or after the deed is finished. I'm never "just business" with the gals (even the SWs). I try to have conversation, small talk, complement them on something (eyes, smile, cute, etc).

Thanks for letting me know that there are better experiences available out there... Still not sure if the value is there. I may try again if I pass through an area where there is a HIGHLY recommended AMP/provider. Unfortunately, in my town (Tampa, FL), the only truly good AMP that existed got shut down. Tampa apparently has nothing better to do than cause problems for all sexually oriented businesses (strip clubs, AMPs, prostitution, etc). Meanwhile, someone is getting mugged, shot, stabbed, or raped somewhere across town (oops... accidentally got on my soap box about Tampa politics in a Pennsylvania board... sorry).