Printable View
[QUOTE=Tampa Bum]If you're talking about the place in Drew Park, a friend of mine went in over the weekend. Bikini joint, sports bar type thing. He didn't see any on-site action, but I'd be willing to bet there's take out.[/QUOTE]I don't think that's the place he's referring to. Bare Assets is up north of Tampa. Near Hudson maybe? Haven't been there before - just heard about it.
Originally Posted by Hardwood123
What was the name of the cute, big plastic boobied blond who used to give haircuts in your home? Loved the 1500 watt blow jobs![QUOTE=Originalwook]I think that you be gia foxx. Perhaps? Maybe?
[url]http://www.gia-foxxx.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
She looked more like this
[QUOTE=Hardwood123]Originally Posted by Hardwood123
What was the name of the cute, big plastic boobied blond who used to give haircuts in your home? Loved the 1500 watt blow jobs!
She looked more like this[/QUOTE]
Very nice! And how can I get some of that? Oh, and BBBJ or CBJ?
[QUOTE=Hardwood123]Originally Posted by Hardwood123,
What was the name of the cute, big plastic boobied blond who used to give haircuts in your home? Loved the 1500 watt blow jobs!
She looked more like this[/QUOTE]Hey Now!
SS
I just left knockouts and I am ticked off big time. I will keep it short.
$15.00 at the door. (Seems a bit high).
$2.00 bucks a beer. (cool)
3 Drinks for the girl, $30.00. (okay).
$10 for the room and $50.00 for 3 dances. (okay).
The dance was less fun than watching grass grow. The room is very brightly lit, so, no real chance for fun... even if you happened upon a fun girl.
After a few beers, I order a Coke. It was watered down. Thats no problem. Asked for another soda, and was told that the coke was always nearly clear.
The coke was $4.00. Remember, the beer is $2.00. I asked for a beer as the soda was not acceptable. The barkeep asked me to pay the $2.00 for the beer, and I did. I asked her if she was really going to charge me for a nasty soda. She said yes. She clamed that it was an old issue and that she could do notheng about it. I asked to speak to the Mgr. No one ever came over to speak to me.
Now, I do not expect much from a club. I do expect that the dancer dance near me, not 3ft. away. I would prefer a dimly lit room for dancing. However, I refuse to give money to a club that will piss off a client over a crap soda.
Some of the grils there were nice to look at. I doubt you will find anything other that something to look at. The beer is cheep. The selection is poor.
With all including tips, about $145-155.
And nothing to show for it but the feeling of being an idiot. (like most strip clubs).
Jim
[QUOTE=JimBrown]I just left knockouts and I am ticked off big time. I will keep it short.
$15.00 at the door. (Seems a bit high).
$2.00 bucks a beer. (cool)
3 Drinks for the girl, $30.00. (okay).
$10 for the room and $50.00 for 3 dances. (okay).
The dance was less fun than watching grass grow. The room is very brightly lit, so, no real chance for fun... even if you happened upon a fun girl.
After a few beers, I order a Coke. It was watered down. Thats no problem. Asked for another soda, and was told that the coke was always nearly clear.
The coke was $4.00. Remember, the beer is $2.00. I asked for a beer as the soda was not acceptable. The barkeep asked me to pay the $2.00 for the beer, and I did. I asked her if she was really going to charge me for a nasty soda. She said yes. She clamed that it was an old issue and that she could do notheng about it. I asked to speak to the Mgr. No one ever came over to speak to me.
Now, I do not expect much from a club. I do expect that the dancer dance near me, not 3ft. away. I would prefer a dimly lit room for dancing. However, I refuse to give money to a club that will piss off a client over a crap soda.
Some of the grils there were nice to look at. I doubt you will find anything other that something to look at. The beer is cheep. The selection is poor.
With all including tips, about $145-155.
And nothing to show for it but the feeling of being an idiot. (like most strip clubs).
Jim[/QUOTE]
This is why I never go to strip clubs anymore. Even at the good ones, I just don't think you get good value for your money. I prefer a place like Lipstixx.
[QUOTE=JimBrown]I just left knockouts and I am ticked off big time. I will keep it short.
$15.00 at the door. (Seems a bit high).
$2.00 bucks a beer. (cool)
3 Drinks for the girl, $30.00. (okay).
$10 for the room and $50.00 for 3 dances. (okay).
The dance was less fun than watching grass grow. The room is very brightly lit, so, no real chance for fun... even if you happened upon a fun girl.
After a few beers, I order a Coke. It was watered down. Thats no problem. Asked for another soda, and was told that the coke was always nearly clear.
The coke was $4.00. Remember, the beer is $2.00. I asked for a beer as the soda was not acceptable. The barkeep asked me to pay the $2.00 for the beer, and I did. I asked her if she was really going to charge me for a nasty soda. She said yes. She clamed that it was an old issue and that she could do notheng about it. I asked to speak to the Mgr. No one ever came over to speak to me.
Now, I do not expect much from a club. I do expect that the dancer dance near me, not 3ft. away. I would prefer a dimly lit room for dancing. However, I refuse to give money to a club that will piss off a client over a crap soda.
Some of the grils there were nice to look at. I doubt you will find anything other that something to look at. The beer is cheep. The selection is poor.
With all including tips, about $145-155.
And nothing to show for it but the feeling of being an idiot. (like most strip clubs).
Jim[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking one for the team by going there. This is the reason why I don't go to strip clubs anymore. I am planning on going into drew park this week. This was the place on was planning on going to. After reading your report. I think I will go somewere else.
[url]http://tampa.about.com/od/restaurantsnightlife/tp/stripclubs.htm[/url]
This also has links at the bottom of the page that are obviously selected automatically on some criteria. When I viewed the page one of the links was "How to select a club for your child".
[QUOTE=UranIdiot][url]http://tampa.about.com/od/restaurantsnightlife/tp/stripclubs.htm[/url]
This also has links at the bottom of the page that are obviously selected automatically on some criteria. When I viewed the page one of the links was "How to select a club for your child".[/QUOTE]Well, this list wasn't developed on the basis of being able to obtain a BBBJCIM, thats for sure!
So I understand that no extras can be had at Mons Venus. What about Ybor? Can extras be had there? If so how much? New to the area.
So, on my way back from Clearwater this afternoon, I decided to stop at the Xtasy Club. It's in the same strip plaza as Sensations. I hadn't been in there in quite awhile. Probably about 9 or 10 months.
I was sitting at the bar, and this pretty decent looking blonde comes up to me and says, "Hi. I haven't seen you in a long time. " Well, I've never seen this girl, but I went along with it. Her name is Heidi, age 25, and a very nice set of natural tata's, and shaved kitty. It was early. Probably about 1:30 and she seemed like she was wasted already.come to find out, she just started drinking this year. Never had alcohol before. As a matter of fact, the bartender wouldn't even allow me to purchase a drink for her. She is limited to 2 drinks during her shift. That's it. I didn't argue.
So, we sit at a table and she's all over me. She leaned over and took Mr. Johnson out for some fresh air. She then asked if I'the like to do a "Champagne Room" session with you. She told me that it was 50 for the bar, and 100 for her for 30 minutes. I agreed to that, and off we were to the room which is very private. She tells me that she'll be back in a minute. When she came back to the room, I knew that I was going to be in for a good time. She came back with those famous "baby wipes".
To make a long story short, she knows how to speak Russian and French, and she speaks very well. After the bbbjtccim and all over her body, I figured that it was over. Well, I was wrong. She cleans me up and starts tutoring me in French again. I told her that it may be useless to start again, but somehow Mr. Johnson decided to stay after school for another lesson.
All in all, a great time for 150 total. I'll be back, definitely. She works the day shift Monday thru Friday. There were a couple of others there that were hot also. I didn't get a chance to sample them as Heidi was all over me from the minute I walked in the door. It made me feel like I was at Mons Venus, but this time, it was worth it.
Took some time this weekend to visit some of the clubs.
1. 7 Seas. What happened to this place? I use to visit this club and at least see a couple hotties inside. I walked in, and walked right out.
2. Lipstixx. Hit this place Friday about 5pm or so. Only 2 dancers and I was the only guy there. Went to back with Janice and had fun. Either she is really tight or super dry. OUCH!
3. Ybor Strip/Scarlets. This place still has some quality girls that offer amazing dances. Got a quality russian lesson from a MILF blonde with HUGE hoots. Got some other dances and it seems like fun can be had.
I still missed not going to my favorite AMP that is no longer around. Ill have to find something comparable.
TH
Visted Mons Venus on my recent Florida trip. I was staying in Orlando, but I always make time for a little side trip over to Tampa for a Mons Venus visit. Twas a daytime visit at about 3PM on a Friday. Paid the standard $20 cover and settled in by the stage for a bit. Hardly anyone in the club, but a fair number of ladies milling about. I visit once or twice a year, with my last visit being back in January, I think, so I was pleasantly surprised to see a few ladies I remember from before - this turned out to be a good thing, since one of them who is extremely attractive gives really bad dances and annoys the crap out of me her conversation (I don't recall her name, but she's tall with natural c-cups and with a hint of an asian look to her). Anyway, had a good time with two ladies in particular with a few sequences of 3 dances for $50. Touching allowed everywhere, but no kitty touching (of course) :)
Do not remember the name it is on MLK near pink lady. They were having a special no cover bye one drink get one dance free. 25 a dance after that About the same as any other club oh yeh free buffet Right!
are referring to new Platinum Showgirls. Formerly Pink Pony and then Crazy Horse or as I have seen it referred, Insane Equine. Lots of radio ads, no cover, free dance, buffet etc.
Nemo