Schaumburg

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3954471]It did make me laugh, thanks. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]30+ years of playing in this game of pussy, make you go wonder.

[QUOTE=IndianChief;3954448]I am Blind.[/QUOTE]Father: "Son, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind. ".

Son: "Can I keep doing it until I need glasses?

[QUOTE=NotDeadYet;3954574]Father: "Son, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind. ".

Son: "Can I keep doing it until I need glasses?[/QUOTE]I am selective blind by choice.

[QUOTE=IndianChief;3953086]Now, this made me curious. Where is 224?[/QUOTE]I googled it, it's at 714 E Higgins Rd, Schaumburg, IL.

It took a couple nano seconds to do that. LOL.

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;3955091]I googled it, it's at 714 E Higgins Rd, Schaumburg, IL.[/QUOTE]

DM and AA for adding one more number to your post count. LOL.

I'm trying to get to 4 stars, LOL.

[QUOTE=IndianChief;3955940]DM and AA for adding one more number to your post count. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3956031]I'm trying to get to 4 stars, LOL.[/QUOTE]If you get to 4 stars are you going to change your handle to General Michaels? LOL. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3956132]If you get to 4 stars are you going to change your handle to General Michaels? LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I can't even get a 2nd star. WTF?

Sorry about that Joe.

140 half.

160 full.

Def only one shot on menu though. Thee girls are also motivated to nut you as fast as possible.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3942994]What were the damages? There is nothing listed in her ad or your report.

Thank-You.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Beast42;3956142]I can't even get a 2nd star. WTF?[/QUOTE]There is some conspiracy Beast. I been in USAG for some 15+ years and still 2 star. I think, you deserve 2 star atleast. LOL.

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;3947921]And I wandered into 224 Massage on Higgins. It looked like a legit place, but that is what I was looking for anyway so I tried it out. I was correct- no extras, but had one of the best deep tissue massages in a long time. Chinese, I think she said her name was Sophia. Seems like a mix of staff, besides Chinese I saw a cute Euro in there. For (a legit) massage I'd definitely return if I was in Schaumburg.[/QUOTE]The Euro girl is dee-dee. She gives an awesome deep tissue.

[QUOTE=NotDeadYet;3954574]Father: "Son, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind. ".

Son: "Can I keep doing it until I need glasses?[/QUOTE]Dad: "Son, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind."

Son: "Dad, I'm over here".

[QUOTE=SpanXXXX1;3958611]The Euro girl is dee-dee. She gives an awesome deep tissue.[/QUOTE]What was the 60-min rate?

[QUOTE=Mongger;3959022]Dad: "Son, if you keep doing that, you'll go blind."

Son: "Dad, I'm over here".[/QUOTE]Maybe even better than what I said.