Massage Parlor Reports

Hang on tight, Brethren. I'm jumping around a lot, in this post. As the title states: a couple shout-outs, a couple reviews, and an Apology. Some of my thoughts dovetail with others.

First, a sincere thank you to MightyNuts, for pointers regarding initial contact with Independents. He got back to me [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15636-Escort-Reports&p=5796756&viewfull=1#post5796756]HERE[/URL].

I also want to thank hugely thank DPalm and LittleElvis.

Because of both of them, I went to Euro recently. And it's quite a drive, for me.

DPalm gave excellent recon on Euro. Based on this recon, I knew to avoid Christina, if offered to me, when arriving. Fortunately, only 2 girls were working when I got there, and Christina was not one of them. You can read DPalm's recon [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15638-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5770291&viewfull=1#post5770291]HERE[/URL].

As I just said, Euro is an hour from me. Not a huge drive, I realize. But enough to make a person question the commitment. But two major things I've lamented about the local Asian providers: language barrier and lack of the Hard Sell. LittleElvis was correct. [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15638-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5772094&viewfull=1#post5772094]But sometimes you need to treat yourself.[/URL] Absolutely. Glad I did.

Moving on. To the Reviews.

Since it was my birthday recently, I withdrew a bit more money than normal from the bank, and went nuts. Instead of going to SN (Danbury), which has been on a recent decline, I went to Lily's (also Danbury). There, I met Candy. If it interests you, you can read about it [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7184-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5785019&viewfull=1#post5785019]HERE[/URL]. Then, week later, I went and saw Candy again. Take from that what you will.

Let me first say that we're all Hudson Valley brothers. But there's 'East Side Of The River', and 'West Side'. But we're not ready for a Western Hudson Valley forum as opposed to Eastern Hudson Valley, just yet. I don't usually cross the river for my needs. And if I do, it's the Newburgh locations. Moreover, I'm as close to Danbury as a New Yorker can bet location-wise. Who the fuck wants to drive to Goshen. As of now, I DO.

A week after Candy, I drove way the hell out to Goshen. At night. You 'West Side' homies are going to laugh, because you know where it is. But I bet you can understand why an 'East Sider' would have problems finding this place, at night.

It's in a tiny little plaza. That is largely unlit. It's on the 2nd floor. And it's unlabeled. I. E. It's not on the sign for the plaza. Fortunately, one of ladies persisted and nicely talked me in, and assured me that my GPS was NOT lying. She even turned on the outside light for me.

Anyway, I get there. I brought two 40's with me (good beer, not shit). I was met by Marta. I apologize for spelling it differently, DPalm, but she corrected me when I pronounced it 'Martha'. It's with a hard T sound. Just as you'd expect a pretty spinner from Kazakhstan to be called. She loved and appreciated the beer.

I cannot emphasize how much I enjoyed my session with Marta. First, she's Porn Star hot. Second, she treated me like a King. Because she speaks excellent English, there were subtleties in our banter which made a HUGE difference; she got it. And I got her. This is so huge, to me. We were cracking jokes with each other, right and left, during the TS. Should I give an example? She asked if I wanted her to wash my hair. The joke? I'm a bald dude, with very little body hair. Okay, it's not THAT funny. But that's just one of many zingers she lobbed my way.

Kissing. Also important. She kissed me like she would a boyfriend who's been working hard all day, just got home, and Mami's going to take care of me. During cowgirl, I got a little crazy. I asked her to slap my face. She slapped it, but with the gentleness of a mother dissuading her toddler from touching a hot stove. I said "You can slap a little harder, just don't make me run out of the room crying. " I must have flipped a switch. She started channeling all her rage, all her passion, into this. Marta starts going to town with the slapping, calling me a Naughty Boy, riding me like a champ. Not only did I get GFE, I got PSE too! I could go on, and on, and on. About the success of this session and other specifics. But I already write posts that are way too fucking long.

Short Version: Yes, it's far. But when I truly want the best the LOCAL area has to offer, and I want to treat myself, I'm returning to Euro.

I have to segue now into a less-than-stellar session. Wanting to finish up my withdrawal money, I went to Heaven (Fishkill) just the other day. I had never had FS at Heaven, and figured I should try it. I drew Bibi. What can I say? I have to be honest. Bibi's enthusiastic and cracking me up with her antics, but she's a little troll. She is NOT someone you want to have FS with. BBBJ at most. Heed my warnings, brethren. Let me put it this way: I am actively trying to purge my recent Heaven visit memories by actively pushing them out of my mind, when they occur, and replace them with my Marta / Euro memories. Yes, I speak of the spank bank.

Quick Side Tangent. GlenBenton, you asked a question [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15636-Escort-Reports&p=5793753&viewfull=1#post5793753]HERE[/URL]. Unlike all the other escorts in this area, this one so specifically zeroed in on the fact that she's some sort of holistic, somantic chakra-sex-healer with intimacy modalities. Whatever. Stuff like that makes me immediately pass by. I guess I'd go see her if I had some sort of major sexual trauma, in my youth. My two cents.

Finally, my Apology.

Ella. Ella from In Spa. Ella has been my go-to ATF for AT LEAST the last 6 months. I see her, MINIMALLY, twice a month. That's in addition to any other curiosity forays I make, like above. Those who have seen Ella, understand. She offers something completely different, that many of us yearn for. I'm apologizing because I was selfish and kept my mouth shut, hoping you guys wouldn't discover her and there'd be more for me. But recent posts indicate that the secret it out. Let me put it this way: you could take every post I've ever written on this board, put them all together, and have a super-super-long post. I could write an even LONGER post, than the aforementioned amalgamated post, about Ella alone. I'll leave it at that. And now I've shot myself in the foot, because Ella we be booked solid until Doomsday, all the time. Sincerely, though, I shouldn't have been selfish. I should have written about Ella sooner. One of you please tell me you've done this, at least once in your career: kept silent about a good thing so as to have it more to yourself.

Thanks for listening. Have fun, all.

[QUOTE=LuvMeSum;5797345]In Spa has been my favorite for probably the last two years. Jessica was the best in the entirety of the area by a LONG shot and if you got the chance to see her; you'll know what I mean. She was drop dead gorgeous and a legit 26 years old.

There is what appears to be a new spot out in the plaza in front of Spring Beauty near the Acura dealer. The strip up front with the pizza spot and taco spot. From the road it has all the right signs. It's a little too exposed for my liking though so not sure if I'll be TOFTT.[/QUOTE]You talking about Jessica, Spanish girl, independent massage, and then completely disappeared? If yes, I miss her dearly.

[QUOTE=LennyMars;5682432]TOFTT. New spot in Harriman. Body Beauty Spa. Replaced the legit massage spot that recently closed. New decor and has heating! The old place was brutally cold this time of year. The entrance used to be open but the new owners added a hallway and second door / entrance. Red wall lights in the hallway after you enter. Blue lights in my massage room. Music in the background wasn't exactly massage type music. It was more upbeat. Anyways, my provider was Ana. She looked great and definitely far better than the other providers in Orange County. Maybe late 20's. She asked me if I been there before and I told her I visited the old place. . 7 to the house. Massage begins and its pretty decent. 2 out of 5. Then ST and flip. She negotiates the tip. I just wanted HE. ". 4?" I ask. She looks at me like I'm crazy. I say. 60, and asks for 1. 0. "1. 0 for *hand motion* I stick with. 6, but she's firm on 1. 0 . I tell her maybe next time and go for my clothes. She changes her stance and we eventually settle on. 7, probably should have left but the little guy had other plans. Either way, HE was pretty good but not. 7 good. I've tipped. 6 on amazing before. I get dressed and out of curiosity ask her how much is boom boom, 2. 0. Kinda reminds me of the short lived Pine Tree joint in Chester. Also their ad mentions a tatami room. I may have saw it, and seems like just a mattress on the floor. A hug and some mints on my way out..[/QUOTE]They made the news. I saw the girl on the right.

[QUOTE=LennyMars;5682432]\Not worth it to me but you know, YMMV. Also I have a feeling that this place will probably be short lived, judging by the nearby businesses.

Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]You may be right about that, according to Rubmaps, this place is already closed.

[QUOTE=LennyMars;5799624]They made the news. I saw the girl on the right.[/QUOTE][URL=https://midhudsonnews.com/2022/02/24/massage-parlor-workers-arrested/]They made the news. He saw the girl on the right.[/URL]

Recently, Rubmaps showed both Heaven and Spring Beauty as being closed. But local mongers confirmed quickly: not so. Just underscoring: Rubmaps is often wrong.

[QUOTE=Jaboni;5800624]You may be right about that, according to Rubmaps, this place is already closed.[/QUOTE]Not surprised. Although my age guess was way off. I was a fan of the legit massage joint that was here before. Had my best HE ever here. Sad to see it go down like that.

Went Warm last week. Asked for Lisa based on a few reviews here. Had to see for myself. Def not a looker, but have to say I've seen worse. TS was good, and she's def down for anything. TUMA queeeeeeeen. Damn! BBBJCIM with a smile. If you're expecting a beauty, well, no. But she will def take care of you.

[QUOTE=ZeMomentum;5817293]Went Warm last week. Asked for Lisa based on a few reviews here. Had to see for myself. Def not a looker, but have to say I've seen worse. TS was good, and she's def down for anything. TUMA queeeeeeeen. Damn! BBBJCIM with a smile. If you're expecting a beauty, well, no. But she will def take care of you.[/QUOTE]My next trip to Hudson Valley I'm going to have to find this place!

Where is Warm located?

The place on 9 W in the town of New Windsor in the same lot as the ortho office, went by there a few times. Stopped by 2 days ago and there was a "Condemned by the town of new Windsor for unsafe conditions" type sign on the door and the place was closed. The date on the notice was that same day.

[QUOTE=Jalan49;5829010]Where is Warm located?[/QUOTE]Hopefully someone will confirm or correct me if I am wrong, but I believe it's located at 254 Tower Drive in Middletown. It should be on the side (left as pulling in) not to be confused with Salon & Spa in the front. I've been in the lot but not the spa, may have to give it a visit too.

[QUOTE=TheBeefSupreme;5829608]The place on 9 W in the town of New Windsor in the same lot as the ortho office, went by there a few times. Stopped by 2 days ago and there was a "Condemned by the town of new Windsor for unsafe conditions" type sign on the door and the place was closed. The date on the notice was that same day.[/QUOTE]Well that was gone in record time. I went once, wasn't great. Tried two times later, each time walking out after seeing how ugly the attendants were. I'm more about quality vs quantity at this stage in my life.

My old reliable Spring was closed but their was another one in the same Plazza. Ying Ying I think. Anyone been their yet. ?

[QUOTE=Dingus1089;5849714]My old reliable Spring was closed but their was another one in the same Plazza. Ying Ying I think. Anyone been their yet. ?[/QUOTE]Not yet, but if you take the plunge, please post a review or DM me. I'm most interested in knowing if they are pretty and on the younger side. No fat 45-55 year olds with mileage.

This place isn't in squaresville! Your boy Lenny Mars went to Cosmos and it was out of this world. LOL, just kidding guys. Not out of this world service, but standard AMP which is nice cause sometimes I don't care for the full menu. TS available and a pretty good massage. ST and flip. Damage .6/.4 Recommended.