General Reports

[QUOTE=Abe Girl Vicky; 1103177]Not me, Sunycide. . JAKE (here in the forum) asked for reviews, so we now provide clients a card with the link to GNERAL REPORTS. We ask them to post reviews (good or bad) to help with your decision.

And he fell in love with Jewelz (LOL.) He's a nice guy, fellas, and new to A. B. E (but not a new hobbyist.) Try not to be too hard on him.

I did tell you we worked hard to improve things. Just read the reviews (good and bad) and make an informed judgment. [/QUOTE]Look, I'm sorry and don't mean to come off as crass, but no guy, I mean. NO GUY. Is going to write a review like that. Its too long and has not details. If you looked at any of the review on here they are 3-4 sentences at most.

[QUOTE=Abe Girl Vicky; 1103184]Yes, TT. A. B. E is more than an escort service. We're the first licensed company to incorporate body rub service into the general services provided by an agency. You guys know from experience that we've had our difficulties learning this particular side of the industry, but we've improved. Fine wine takes time to ferment and reach perfection.

If you find a hotter, cheaper provider, you should spend money with her / him. What you identify as "hot" may not seem so to another; it's the typical "beauty's in the eye" scenario.

We're looking for clients who are serious about forming long-term business relationships with an agency that offers a variety of attractive providers. Commerce chambers, business owners and discreet professionals understand the need for such agencies (ergo the licensing opportunities.) Some clients understand the advantages of using a professionally-licensed service, some do not. No offense taken if you decide that a service agency is not for you. [/QUOTE]Hey, some guys turn into Shakespeare with their reviews. There was a man on the dog site some years ago in Ohio who'd post his reviews in the general forum. They were a work of art. I'm happy to see such a good review about a provider from ABE. They have beautiful women and if they are providing great service, great!

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;1103237]Look, I'm sorry and don't mean to come off as crass, but no guy, I mean. NO GUY. Is going to write a review like that. Its too long and has not details. If you looked at any of the review on here they are 3-4 sentences at most.[/QUOTE]Your not being crass or critical, Big; just practical. He emailed me the link to his post here in the forum. If you PM me, and let you know whether he's willing to share it with you and he'll tell you himself about his experience with Jewelz. He did not register on my site with an anonymous email, so a little discretion is required on this, if you would.

[QUOTE=Abe Girl Vicky;1103474]Your not being crass or critical, Big; just practical. He emailed me the link to his post here in the forum. If you PM me, and let you know whether he's willing to share it with you and he'll tell you himself about his experience with Jewelz. He did not register on my site with an anonymous email, so a little discretion is required on this, if you would.[/QUOTE]Vicky,

It is obvious to me that you have an interest in marketing to the visitors of this board- but I can tell you that I would personally never visit a provider based on an essay written by a first term poster. If I wanted to read essays I wouldn't of dropped out of high school.

Soooooooooo, if you really want to start to gain business from this board, my suggestion is that you PM 5 regular posters and respected members with some sort of offer- not a $5 off offer, but something like waiving of the house charge- and let those people report-I would recommend using the same sort of password or coupon or whatever so that those selected members can keep some anonymity, just in case "Funguy101 in KY" doesn't want it reported that he likes Blue strapons while he has roach clips on his nipples. And hey, if my great marketing stategerie works, feel free to flip me a "waiving of the house charge" coupon, I will give Selena a spin and come back and give a legit report on my experience.

Also, FYI, your webpage takes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long to load to see more pics of the girls; I don't have that kind of time. Make it easy.

Just food for thought; but good food, Ruth Chris caliber good food.

DD

[QUOTE=Dd Dylan; 1103654]Vicky,

It is obvious to me that you have an interest in marketing to the visitors of this board- but I can tell you that I would personally never visit a provider based on an essay written by a first term poster. If I wanted to read essays I wouldn't of dropped out of high school.

Soooooooooo, if you really want to start to gain business from this board, my suggestion is that you PM 5 regular posters and respected members with some sort of offer- not a $5 off offer, but something like waiving of the house charge- and let those people report-I would recommend using the same sort of password or coupon or whatever so that those selected members can keep some anonymity, just in case "Funguy101 in KY" doesn't want it reported that he likes Blue strapons while he has roach clips on his nipples. And hey, if my great marketing stategerie works, feel free to flip me a "waiving of the house charge" coupon, I will give Selena a spin and come back and give a legit report on my experience.

Also, FYI, your webpage takes way too long to load to see more pics of the girls; I don't have that kind of time. Make it easy.

Just food for thought; but good food, Ruth Chris caliber good food.

DD[/QUOTE]I have to agree. Put your $$ where your girls are. Waive the house fee for a 1st visit. If the appointment goes well, then you would obviously have repeat customers that would have no prob paying house fee then

I would agree with DD at his idea being a sound marketing plan. I know a lass that uses the idea of 'buy 4 visits & get the 5th free' business model to HUGE success in another city nearby. She and her comrades are/were booked solid to great reviews and happy clients everywhere. A.B.E. having the back and forth reviews, and having former lasses that worked for them actively pronouncing to the BP world that 'they're no longer with A.B.E.' makes a hobbyist ponder the validity of A.B.E., and any reports that would come from outside their hallowed halls in any form. The only thing that would HAVE to be assured though, should this idea ever be considered to be given to a few respected members here, would be that the lasses visited would have to not know about there being anything different whatsoever between this client versus any other client. A review would still be suspect if the lass visited had advance knowledge, and gave a service above and beyond all duties to try and hedge the bets at an excellent review. Now, not knowing the A.B.E. visitors policy or fiscal plan myself, I'd wonder if that component could even be done? If so, it'd be a serious accomplishment, and a way at finally establishing A.B.E.'s credibility being above reproach across the entire L'ville USASG community. :)

So, take it as it is... I think it'd be a great marketing plan if A.B.E. decided to try it, but there would be some obstacles to consider still before the offers were made. :)

K, I'll put my 'Marketing for Dummies' book to the side now, and finish getting ready for my photoshoot this afternoon. Enjoy!

Jay

[QUOTE=Dd Dylan; 1103654]Vicky,

It is obvious to me that you have an interest in marketing to the visitors of this board- but I can tell you that I would personally never visit a provider based on an essay written by a first term poster. If I wanted to read essays I wouldn't of dropped out of high school.

Soooooooooo, if you really want to start to gain business from this board, my suggestion is that you PM 5 regular posters and respected members with some sort of offer- not a $5 off offer, but something like waiving of the house charge- and let those people report-I would recommend using the same sort of password or coupon or whatever so that those selected members can keep some anonymity, just in case "Funguy101 in KY" doesn't want it reported that he likes Blue strapons while he has roach clips on his nipples. And hey, if my great marketing stategerie works, feel free to flip me a "waiving of the house charge" coupon, I will give Selena a spin and come back and give a legit report on my experience.

Also, FYI, your webpage takes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long to load to see more pics of the girls; I don't have that kind of time. Make it easy.

Just food for thought; but good food, Ruth Chris caliber good food.

DD[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ky Guy 123; 1103677]I would agree with DD at his idea being a sound marketing plan. I know a lass that uses the idea of 'buy 4 visits & get the 5th free' business model to HUGE success in another city nearby. She and her comrades are / were booked solid to great reviews and happy clients everywhere. A. B. E. Having the back and forth reviews, and having former lasses that worked for them actively pronouncing to the BP world that 'they're no longer with A. B. E. ' makes a hobbyist ponder the validity of A. B. E, and any reports that would come from outside their hallowed halls in any form. The only thing that would HAVE to be assured though, should this idea ever be considered to be given to a few respected members here, would be that the lasses visited would have to not know about there being anything different whatsoever between this client versus any other client. A review would still be suspect if the lass visited had advance knowledge, and gave a service above and beyond all duties to try and hedge the bets at an excellent review. Now, not knowing the A. B. E. Visitors policy or fiscal plan myself, I'd wonder if that component could even be done? If so, it'd be a serious accomplishment, and a way at finally establishing A. B. E. 's credibility being above reproach across the entire L'ville USASG community. .

So, take it as it is. I think it'd be a great marketing plan if A. B. E. Decided to try it, but there would be some obstacles to consider still before the offers were made. .

K, I'll put my 'Marketing for Dummies' book to the side now, and finish getting ready for my photoshoot this afternoon. Enjoy!

Jay[/QUOTE]What he said about the quote makes good sense. With the secrecay to the providers, but then again, it may make one hell of an experience for the 5 providers!

Just now occurred to me. I haven't seen "Pixie" advertise. You remember;" why don't you just stroke a penis and STFU" lmao. Is she officially retired?

[QUOTE=Toytiger;1103697]Just now occurred to me. I haven't seen "Pixie" advertise. You remember;" why don't you just stroke a penis and STFU" lmao. Is she officially retired?[/QUOTE]I have been wondering the same thing. Will say one thing for her you didn't have to push too many buttons to get a response. Hehe

Hi Guys,

I have been curious about the place so I went to chk them out a couple times. I would recommend having a reservation (did aft 1st time) if you go unless you like the possibility of standing / sitting waiting on a girl with another guy (just my luck at the time). My time was very pleasurable each time. I was amazed at the menu and the prices. But after I thought about it the prices did not very to much diff than what is already out there if you take the house off and the girls prices don't diff to much from each other. I can understand the houses cut with the cleanlyness, security, and up keep. It is diffently for a serious hobbist that looks for the better side of their hobby. I do wish Vicky would update the websit. I will provide pm to certain SM. I will be going back and see the girls they are fun and cater to your needs but I will be seeing more of my usual providers. Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Tonypat;1102991]Has anyone else had the pleasure of seeing this beauty at ABE. Not only is she a knock out but she is so detailed, professional, and has a wonderful personality. I have to admit, talk about quite a difference than any other providers, WOW, she has a sense of humor yet the playfulness to go with it to make your experience truly one that you could never forget, (or want to forget for that matter). ABE overall gets a huge thumbs up from me, the rooms are very clean, soothing, relaxing, and calming. The techniques that Jewel uses sent me to my happy place, like Heaven on Earth. Intelligent conversation, a great sense of humor that made me forget all of my worries and tension. I have to admit, I am the very shy type of guy but this young lady brought me out of shyness real quick. I can't fully explain it, she creates an atmosphere that that will leave you speechless and breathless. The complete total bliss of relaxation defines the true meaning of someone that will keep you wanting to come back for more, (I know it does me). The lady that I believe owns the place was so friendly as well, they just seem to naturally make you feel like you have been blessed or something. For sure not just a hole in the wall place that's for sure, the facility was in tip top shape, all temperature controlled especially for such a chilly / cold night. More of the classy type of facility that one would thing of as only the rich and famous frequent yet I got catered to like that but sure wasn't at the same highly inflated cost that would be associated with the other places like that, I'm for sure about that. All I can say is that 110% honesty here, if you get the opportunity to try out just one girl in the area and you have to choose, I would make sure it's this little, petite, foxy young lady, well worth your time and money. I still can't get her off of my mind and out of my head, not just a gorgeous, precious, baby doll provider but seriously, the personality that will have you begging to see her and only her every time that you need a provider. I know she has me addicted, and that really is the God's honest truth. If you get the chance go and see what I mean, you for sure won't / couldn't ever be disappointed that's a promise. One other great thing about the place is that it had easy, safe, and plenty of parking. The overall place and experience not only gets an A+ from me, but more of an A++++++++++.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Toytiger;1103697]Just now occurred to me. I haven't seen "Pixie" advertise. You remember;" why don't you just stroke a penis and STFU" lmao. Is she officially retired?[/QUOTE]Clear your inbox!

[QUOTE=Coloice;1104061]Clear your inbox![/QUOTE]Cleared! Dam, didn't know it was full

Got to share this! Thought my fellow Mongers down South might enjoy!

Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.

The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.

The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,

It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,

Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,

That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf,

Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,

Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,

A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,

And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz,

Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,

Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I got to go pee.

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,

Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,

As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

I was donning my jockies, to cover my ass,

When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,

He looked like a bum and he smelled like a working girl.

"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,

"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile"

He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,

Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,

The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,

But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,

The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,

And six pair of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without nipples, a penis extension,

And several more things I shouldn't even mention.

A f*k ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,

And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.

"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,

So I'll leave 'them here, and then I'll just split."

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,

With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,

Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,

Saying,"Take me home, Rudolph. This night's been a *****!"

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,

"The best thing about pussy is you can't wear it out!"

WM

I 've seen some familiar faces posting on backpage as body rub providers. That's a good thing; and you'll see more and more if the city starts enforcing the new strip club ordinance.

TS

[QUOTE=TailSplitter; 1105611]I 've seen some familiar faces posting on backpage as body rub providers. That's a good thing; and you'll see more and more if the city starts enforcing the new strip club ordinance.

TS[/QUOTE]Quick providers.