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[QUOTE=Stealth Mode;1555739]So I suppose if we ever meet, I will never shake your hand. A bump of the elbows it is.[/QUOTE]I don't even know how she walks with such a stinkin knot between her legs. After a few feet she should just go into spontaneous combustion mode. (BOOM)

FYI two days later. 90% of the odor is gone. If I smell my fingers now just a minor whiff is there. (I am not kidding about this) That, s how bad it was and that is how strong it was. This ***** gives a skunk a run for the money!

[QUOTE=Dj Hunter;1555537]I also visited Karamela, back when she first started posting earlier in the summer. Same experience. That snapper was foul. I figured maybe it was poor hygiene, and thankfully I never experienced "the drip" or anything similar afterward. If it wasn't for that, the experience would have been much better. She has a nice personality and aims to please, but the challenge is getting over that sour clam between her legs.[/QUOTE]I am not trying to be humorous when I say the stench is inhuman. I think she may be part skunk and that is her stink sack. Either that or she is from outer space. Two days later and I still have a slight whiff of it on my fingers.

Alright. There is this girl on backpage I've been wanting to see for awhile. She goes by Lauren. 239-245-2188. She usually posts between the Washington DC and the Maryland backpage. Reason being. Laurel for Maryland. Rockville for DC. She has a lot of ads when you go to escortphonesearch. Com. A new website I came across when you want to see the history of a providers number.

She has hotel pictures. They are revealing to an extent. But her ads disappear all the time. She will have her ads up like crazy. Then all of a sudden they disappear. Then you go to the Maryland backpage and it shows like she has been posting all day even though 2 hours ago. You couldn't find her there period.

First. Has anyone ever seen this girl? I've been wanting to see this girl for so long. But all she has is a bunch of ads. 0 reviews I can find anywhere.

Second. The thing that makes me not want to see her is that her ads disappear. For awhile then reappear from Rockville to Laurel. That makes me think that maybe its LE using a girl moving her from city to city. She seems legit. I have talked to her through text. But I have WAY TOO MUCH TO LOSE if I do go out there and get royally screwed.

If anyone could help I would appreciate it. One thing that makes me want to see her so bad is she has super sexy feet. And a nice ass body. I love a girl with the cute nails and feet.

[QUOTE=RedskinsAllDay; 1555943]Alright. There is this girl on backpage I've been wanting to see for awhile. She goes by Lauren. 239-245-2188. She usually posts between the Washington DC and the Maryland backpage. Reason being. Laurel for Maryland. Rockville for DC. She has a lot of ads when you go to escortphonesearch. Com. A new website I came across when you want to see the history of a providers number.

She has hotel pictures. They are revealing to an extent. But her ads disappear all the time. She will have her ads up like crazy. Then all of a sudden they disappear. Then you go to the Maryland backpage and it shows like she has been posting all day even though 2 hours ago. You couldn't find her there period.

First. Has anyone ever seen this girl? I've been wanting to see this girl for so long. But all she has is a bunch of ads. 0 reviews I can find anywhere.

Second. The thing that makes me not want to see her is that her ads disappear. For awhile then reappear from Rockville to Laurel. That makes me think that maybe its LE using a girl moving her from city to city. She seems legit. I have talked to her through text. But I have WAY TOO MUCH TO LOSE if I do go out there and get royally screwed.

If anyone could help I would appreciate it. One thing that makes me want to see her so bad is she has super sexy feet. And a nice ass body. I love a girl with the cute nails and feet.[/QUOTE]For her phone number and her image? These are gaps in your research protocol, that are leaving you without all the info available to you.

There's a discussion of her on the west coast in a red book where she was called out for using fake pix. She's since stopped using those, and now seems to have consistent pix from San Fran to Maryland and Virginia.

She has a fair number of ads that don't come down, including a Backpage ad in Virginia from June. There's one on myproviderguide that's been up since June, and her adultsearch ads in DC and Richmond have been up for a month. Her hair is different in these, but she has the same tattoo on her thigh.

[url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exiciting-playmate-18/8070201[/url]

[url]http://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/female-escorts/634383[/url]

I can't tell you anything about her beyond this, so you have to TOFTT and see if she's any good, but note that you can see her left breast in the Backpage pic, which tells you who didn't post the ad.

[QUOTE=The Big Man;1555849]I am not trying to be humorous when I say the stench is inhuman. I think she may be part skunk and that is her stink sack. Either that or she is from outer space. Two days later and I still have a slight whiff of it on my fingers.[/QUOTE]I actually dipped my dick in bleach and water afterwards (something I usually only do if I receive a BBBBJ). The smell is unforgettable for days after, however. Honestly, I think I'd rather be sprayed by a skunk. At least I can imagine that skunk spray isn't coming for a place as foul as her snatch.

[QUOTE=Dj Hunter;1556248]I actually dipped my dick in bleach and water afterwards (something I usually only do if I receive a BBBBJ). The smell is unforgettable for days after, however. Honestly, I think I'd rather be sprayed by a skunk. At least I can imagine that skunk spray isn't coming for a place as foul as her snatch.[/QUOTE]Soap and hot water on the spot should remove any bacteria or nasties, so you don't let anything fester on your skin during the drive home. Apple-cider vinegar is probably a better choice for removing the stench.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover;1555726]Don't even go near it with a ten foot pole. All those outcall only chicks are a scam. Will take your money and ask you what you want, then when you say they will say thats illegal I can't do that and will take your money and run. Leave all those "outcall only" chicks alone, TRUST ME.[/QUOTE]Thanks Guy. I appreciate the input. Gave up on the Outcals only.

[QUOTE=Neil03;1556549]Thanks Guy. I appreciate the input. Gave up on the Outcals only.[/QUOTE]Not all outcall girls are scams. I had a few over at the place I was at with my ex. Felt good to fuck on her side of the bed whenever she lied to me LOL. I'm such a bastard :P But seriously, I went through easily a half dozen before I found this community. Never had a problem with them denying service. Just look up the reviews. Always do your homework. And make sure the neighbors arent having a bbq when you have a hooker scheduled to show up at the back door. That was. Hard. To explain LOL.

BQ22

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1556437]Soap and hot water on the spot should remove any bacteria or nasties, so you don't let anything fester on your skin during the drive home. Apple-cider vinegar is probably a better choice for removing the stench.[/QUOTE]I agree. I also use hand sanitizer to "freshen up" after every encounter.

[QUOTE=The Big Man; 1554442]Had an appointment today with Karamela Kreme. Let me get straight to the point. Her puss stinks like hell. She is definitely cut but that is where it ends.

Let me start from the beginning. She was very friendly and great personality. She will hug and kiss you and give you a great CBJ. Greek is on the menu for a "Few dollars more. But when I started to fuck her from behind and the stench let loose I almost passed out. That in addition the the hundreds of bump on her ass and back (WTF is wrong with your skin) The little head went down and I had to go.

Here goes the worse part. My hands smelled like sour puss. I washed them three times and the funk is still on there. I smell that shit now. I am going to wash them with lime as soon I finish typing.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-got-what-you-want-i-got-what-you-need-59-baltimores-best-karamela-kreme-28/5443489[/url]

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Karamela Kreme 973 356 7800 (AKA Stink puss)

NEVER WILL I EVER REPEAT.

Peace out![/QUOTE]I have seen Karamela Kreme. First you are right she does give a great CBJ but this part about the stench doesn't seem true as I have seen her several times over the past few months including just this past Sunday. She has always seemed to have good hygiene and never a stench no matter what position we are in, even when doing greek. I checks reviews on here and another site and hers are good. For the guys that had her on the list I highly recommend her.

Oh you're not a shill at all. Thanks for clearing that up *not*

Until you have some rep like TBM, why not post something useful, lets say something like when your next doctors appointment is?

[QUOTE=Quincy McCall;1556833]I have seen Karamela Kreme. First you are right she does give a great CBJ but this part about the stench doesn't seem true as I have seen her several times over the past few months including just this past Sunday. She has always seemed to have good hygiene and never a stench no matter what position we are in, even when doing greek. I checks reviews on here and another site and hers are good. For the guys that had her on the list I highly recommend her.[/QUOTE]

Her name is Lola, she was a show girl.

Couldn't resist it. LOL.

Any way. Beautiful Russian lady, only posted once, Pic was dark, but I edited it.

Mature. 39, 5'8" 150, OMG, beautiful breasts, and as sweet as honey.

She is a dear, wonderful willing pleasant lady. No kisses. But as warm and gentle, with fine skills.

We talked, she is very under the radar, needing some help. Wants to do body rub, and very safe.

YMMV. $.6 plus a tip, please.

Contact info, to respected seniors of course.

Sorry to my brothers, she prefers white guys, but.

She might be convinced.

Respectful gentleman, are welcomed.

Smiling Fox, ; }

Oh, I am, as usual not getting anything for this. Just helping the lady out.

She is moving, in transition, as usual.

[QUOTE=Utr Hobbyist; 1557362]Oh you're not a shill at all. Thanks for clearing that up *not*

Until you have some rep like TBM, why not post something useful, lets say something like when your next doctors appointment is?[/QUOTE]Only 1 post and it to defends the rotton crotch chic. No other post about a chic you banged. And not even a post as to wen you 1st banged ol stinky puss. So to me it looks like it got back to ol funk box that some1 said her snatch was ratchet and now tryin to save her rep. Smh. Got to do better than that like mayb wash the booty and mayb even some antibiotics from what several (not just 1) have described as the cooch that never doush.

[QUOTE=Quincy McCall;1556833]I have seen Karamela Kreme. First you are right she does give a great CBJ but this part about the stench doesn't seem true as I have seen her several times over the past few months including just this past Sunday. She has always seemed to have good hygiene and never a stench no matter what position we are in, even when doing greek. I checks reviews on here and another site and hers are good. For the guys that had her on the list I highly recommend her.[/QUOTE]You say you have seen her several times but not one comment until now. Although there are women that I am too lazy to write about sometimes, but I think you not sincere. The stench was not a bad cooch day, it was from a extremely serious problem. Also you don't mention all the bumps on her back and ass. (Dozens of them)

I wouldn't touch that cooch for free.

Try again, I deleted my messages.

SF