Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

In addition to sharing with me many other things, and ending with "yours in all things moist and hot and dirty and hard," (her words, no lie; eat your hearts out fellow mongers) , my good friendsie SluttyP shared her feelings about the contestants in my SW contest with me privately. I will quote her directly so as not to misinterpret.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]That Aundrea gets my vote for everything! She is so skankily, and believe me I mean that in a filthy good way, hot.

The chubby gal. I can't remember her name (that would be Elektra). She has short hair and there is a photo of her playing with a dildo on her back. I like her for best chubs. And MaryBeth for MILF. Hahaha she even has the little cougar paws tattooed on the tits! [/QUOTE]SluttyP's three choices are illustrated below for your remembrance.

From left to right: Aundrea, Elektra and Mary Beth

OK so the "half time recap" was very good in helping me find all of the categories and collaged pictures. THANK YOU! But to complete the task, was work. Had to go back to original posts and look at my selected finalists in more detail. So after consultation with the judges, here are the votes.

[b]Low Baller of the Year[/b]: Kendra.

[b]Spinner of the Year:[/b] Baby Cakes!

Oh my! The hips on this woman make one want to pile drive all night long (prolly too wide for some in a Spinner category.) But that look while spreading those nice gams, her exotic look, her ability to look naughty and nice at the same time, her skilz as a natural poser. SW OF THE YEAR. All categories!

[b]Miss Congeniality: [/b] Tanya.

Man this was a tough one. Also like Jessica (what a sweetie) but the report for Tanya was out of this world. Now THAT is what I'm talking about when it comes to "Congeniality"! Er, how did Bijou make it into a congeniality contest? I know she started the year strong, but her "I'm too good now, I've gone upscale" attitude sure doesn't fit, IMHO. Not being critical of the process, just a comment on the loss of a good one.

[b]Chubby SW of the Year:[/b] Dolly.

[b]MILF of the Year: [/b] May Beth.

This one is hands down a winner! She has that "come f*ck me" look even while clothed and even while flashing in the woods! Would love to take her for a couple of spins.

[b]Kinky SW of the Year: [/b] Justine.

This girl looks so "normal", so hot, so next door. And then she does that kinky stuff too! I want a ticket to ride!

[b]Evening Gown Competition:[/b] Jen.

[b]SW "Swimsuit Competition" FACE Category:[/b] [i]not yet.

The judges are still out deliberating on this one. Too many good candidates, they will need more research in order to come up with a winner. They have narrowed the field down to 5 finalists.

Candace, Alexus, Janey, Kitty, Melissa.

Now if only we could get a date with each to make the "final" evaluation. [b]Any of the girls that want to back-channel me and see if they can "influence" the judges? [/b] [/i] LOL.

CL

[QUOTE=Supereloquent; 1098465]Here is a mosaic collage for the FINAL 8 nominees in the FACE category.

Top Row: Rachel, Sissy Spacek Nicole, Tanika, Spinner Jessica.

Bottom Row: Sara, Sparkles, Staci, Tanya[/QUOTE]It is hard to judge without cum on their faces. I think you should repost with cum on their faces, or perhaps have two pre / post facial categories.

Boy, this was a tough one because some of the girls are prettier in person than in the photos and vice versa. But my vote goes to KITTY! She possesses an absolutely classic face. Onward to the next category.

La Chic

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love;1098601]OK so the "half time recap" was very good in helping me find all of the categories and collaged pictures. THANK YOU! But to complete the task, was work. Had to go back to original posts and look at my selected finalists in more detail. So after consultation with the judges, here are the votes.[/QUOTE]You are quite welcome for the 'half time recap." It was meant specifically for serious voters such as you. Thank you for your time and careful consideration in considering the candidates and casting your ballots. Just as in political elections, many stay home watching TV while others make a diligent regular pilgrimage to the polls. The relatively few who vote make all the difference in the world as to who wins.

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[b]Low Baller of the Year[/b]: Kendra. [/QUOTE]So far, Kendra and Jennifer are tied in this category with one vote each.

Here is a reminder pic of Kendra.

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[b]Spinner of the Year:[/b] Baby Cakes!

Oh my! The hips on this woman make one want to pile drive all night long (prolly too wide for some in a Spinner category.) But that look while spreading those nice gams, her exotic look, her ability to look naughty and nice at the same time, her skilz as a natural poser. SW OF THE YEAR. All categories! [/QUOTE]Baby Cakes has a unique shape for a spinner, kind of like a Marilyn Monroe body in a small frame. But that doesn't mean you still can't "spin her." She is light as a feather. She is also cute as a button, is as sweet as pie, has that "naughty little girl next door look" and sucks and fucks like there is no tomorrow.

There has been more voting in the Spinner Category than the others, maybe that reflects how much most of us like spinners!

Aundrea is currently ahead in the Spinner Contest with 3 votes. Baby Cakes is right behind her with 2 votes. Bijou and Precious have one vote each. This will likely be a close election in most categories, and every vote will have an impact. So, if you have a preference, feel free to voice it.

Here is another reminder pic of Baby Cakes.

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[b]Miss Congeniality: [/b] Tanya.

Man this was a tough one. Also like Jessica (what a sweetie) but the report for Tanya was out of this world. Now THAT is what I'm talking about when it comes to "Congeniality"! Er, how did Bijou make it into a congeniality contest? I know she started the year strong, but her "I'm too good now, I've gone upscale" attitude sure doesn't fit, IMHO. Not being critical of the process, just a comment on the loss of a good one. [/QUOTE]The fact that the votes are tough tells me that there are many fine SW choices in the Philly area for any number of reasons and we should consider ourselves fortunate that there are.

I nominated Bijou in the Miss Congeniality category because my dates with her proved her worthy of the honor. I can't comment on her new upscale venture on the internet because I haven't experienced that. However, you should consider that she can still qualify for Miss Congeniality regardless of her asking price. This category is about personality, not whether or not she can be had at Ave rates.

Here is another reminder pic of Tanya.

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[b]Chubby SW of the Year:[/b] Dolly. [/QUOTE]Sabrina currently has the lead in this category. I don't mean to take anything away from Sabrina because she has a long history of good reviews, and she has always been a fun date with me. But, Dolly is my favorite in this category, so I am glad you agree. Dolly has an awesomely sexy body for a chubby gal, she has grace and moves well (obviously, as a dancer) , she is very sweet and accommodating, has the cutest face, the most incredible set of tits and the nicest round ass, is kinky as hell AND she sucks and fucks like a champ.

Here is a reminder pic of Dolly.

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[b]MILF of the Year: [/b] Mary Beth.

This one is hands down a winner! She has that "come f*ck me" look even while clothed and even while flashing in the woods! Would love to take her for a couple of spins.

[/QUOTE]Mary Beth seems to be a run away favorite so far in the MILF category. Even my friendsie SluttyP gleefully observes the appropriate "cougar paw tattoos," one on each tit.

Here is another reminder pic of Mary Beth.

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[b]Kinky SW of the Year: [/b] Justine.

This girl looks so "normal", so hot, so next door. And then she does that kinky stuff too! I want a ticket to ride!

[/QUOTE]I totally agree with you. Justine DOES have the classic girl next door look, but she gets absolutely FREAKY behind closed doors.

Here is another kinky pic of Justine as a reminder.

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love;1098601][b]Evening Gown Competition:[/b] Jen.[/QUOTE]Jen seems to be another run away winner so far in the Evening Gown Competition. I wish more girls wore skirts / dresses / heels on the Ave. It's not like LE doesn't know who they are and what they are doing already. They may as well look the part. :)

Here is another reminder pic of Jen in her "gown."

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[b]SW "Swimsuit Competition" FACE Category:[/b] [i]not yet.

The judges are still out deliberating on this one. Too many good candidates, they will need more research in order to come up with a winner. They have narrowed the field down to 5 finalists.

Candace, Alexus, Jamey, Kitty, Melissa. [/QUOTE]I have attached a collage of your 5 FACE Contest finalists to help you make up your mind:

Top Row: Kitty, Candace, Melissa.

Bottom Row: Alexus, Jamey.

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love]Now if only we could get a date with each to make the "final" evaluation. [b]Any of the girls that want to back-channel me and see if they can "influence" the judges? [/b] [/i] LOL.

CL[/QUOTE]Tsk. Tsk. That would be frowned upon in the Miss America Pageant. However, here ALL is fair (as in love and war). Go for it girls! Influencing the judges is permitted and encouraged.

My friendsie SluttyP tied the Spinner contest with a vote for Baby Cakes as follows:

[QUOTE=Sluttypie]Anyhoo...I would also like to add my vote for spinner - Baby Cakes is sooooo cute AND sexy! I also like her for face catagory, although can't remember if she is in there but she does have a very pretty face. Something really seductive about her eyes and looks...exotic.[/QUOTE]I like that SluttyP not only votes but also provides us with the reasoning behind her vote. It makes the vote far more interesting.

The Spinner Category is shaping up to be a HOTLY contested race between Aundrea and Baby Cakes. So, if you have a favorite here, or like someone else in that or any other category, please feel free to let me know.

Here is another reminder pic of Baby Cakes.

[QUOTE=Jicarlo;1098385]Prettiest face she got it hands down. Anyone have any contact info on this girl? PM me, email me, call me what ever you have to do![/QUOTE]You liked Precious for best spinner and now for the best face. I think a pattern is emerging. :)

Here is a reminder pic of Precious.