Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped in to check out the talent until Amy returns on Friday. Greeted by a short woman with huge assets on full display. Minimum D's and quite possibly DD's. Even at my advancing age, I have never understood the damn sizing system for titties. But they're plenty big imo. She's probably in her 40's and cute with a slight belly. My mongoring time has been limited over the past few months but will hopefully level out soon. Paid. 5 for the hhr as I was limited in time. Massage was pretty decent with minimal oil. Been a few days and wanted a BBBJ. Had $. 2 out and let her keep the. 1 change to fulfill my request. So for the mathematically challenged, that's $. 3 for BBBJ. I didn't have to haggle and waste time. But I had no idea if it was going to be any good or toothy or just plain bad. So I took my chances because that's what the little brain wanted. Turns out, she does quite well with it. Although when I finally reached the pinnacle, she backed off and used her hand for the remaining time. Offered water on the way out to which I declined, like other have mentioned recently, I don't need a weird water bottle in my possession. Did I overpay? Yeah, probably. But 20 bucks overpayment was worth it imo cause I left happy and she didn't scrape the shit out of jr. Said her name is Lisa. Friendly too.

[QUOTE=ChrisRock;7578163]Where might I find this Sasha on BroadRipple?[/QUOTE]I'd be interested too!

[QUOTE=Indylad;7577559]There is a new girl at Phoenix. I am pretty sure she said her name is Lucy. Probably in her 30's, but I am a terrible judge of age. Petite and thin, but with a very nice rack. I am pretty sure they are bolt-on, but not as hard as most. D cup for sure on a thin body. Very nice shape. Face is, IMHO, a 6 - 7 out of 10. Nice to look at, but not gorgeous. Fee for an hour is 65. I think the massage is very good and I enjoyed it. She does tease just before the flip. Not the longest tease, but nice enough.

On the flip she asks what you want. I decided on a BJ. She does it very slow and gentle. I probably overpaid at 1. 2, but I think she is very nice. I will return.[/QUOTE]Visiting again and would like to know where Phoenix is located- much appreciated.

[QUOTE=AAJameson;7577793]The DI girls are more trailer park than I want & when their owners doxxed one of their girls it made me never want to give them business again.[/QUOTE]This is why I can't understand why any monger would give them personal info.

[QUOTE=ChrisRock;7578163]Where might I find this Sasha on BroadRipple?[/QUOTE]Ayla Spa. On the North side of the street in the strip mall.

Why the recent fear with leaving with a bottle of water? Isn't water sold at every gas station, 7 11, etc. Help me understand the fear, seems silly to be so afraid over something so minor.

[QUOTE=SirRubAlot;7570367]I occasionally hear "You numbuh one!" Guess I'm bottom of the barrel on the AMP scale.[/QUOTE]No dude, Numbah 1 is the best, numbah 10 is the worst. Spent 13 months in Korea in the 80's.

[QUOTE=CommonSteve666;7578607]Why the recent fear with leaving with a bottle of water? Isn't water sold at every gas station, 7 11, etc. Help me understand the fear, seems silly to be so afraid over something so minor.[/QUOTE]If someone had a water bottle from Kirkland but didn't have a Costco membership and your significant other noticed it, would you say you got it a gas station? I think most probably wouldn't think twice about it. But why bring that potential scrutiny. Taking chances gets ya caught.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe08;7578977]If someone had a water bottle from Kirkland but didn't have a Costco membership and your significant other noticed it, would you say you got it a gas station? I think most probably wouldn't think twice about it. But why bring that potential scrutiny. Taking chances gets ya caught.[/QUOTE]What about one of the tiny water bottles? Do they sell those? Idk. But if I was asked about by my SO and I hesitated for even an instant about where I got it, there might be suspicion. That's not a chance I'm going take. Realizing of course that the entire hobby is a risk. Just saying, for me, I limit the risk as much as I can. I've been doing this for years and still delete my search history when visiting any site I don't want to be questioned about at the end of each day.

Idk how water bottles became a hot topic, but those little water bottles are sold in 12 and 24 packs at Kroger, Walmart, Costco, Sam's Club. They're everywhere and you don't realize it. I've filled back of my car with a grocery cart full a few times. Hell, I've probably bought the one some of you have been given before. If your wife / gf asking about a water bottle in your vehicle, you've got more problems than the water bottle.

The answer is as simple as idk. Hesistate on asking about a bottle of water? Why would I remember where I got it, it's a bottle of water? So insignificant to anyone who doesn't frequent these spas. Car dealerships will have them free for customers. Etc etc.

It takes several 'no thank yous' but I just refuse to take them. I don't drink them anyway. Stop taking the bottled water so they stop asking guys like me to go buy five 24 packs all the time for them. LOL.

This whole water bottle story is getting out of hand.

[QUOTE=RunForGold;7578515]Ayla Spa. On the North side of the street in the strip mall.[/QUOTE]Thank you sir!

[QUOTE=SlummiesChap;7579043]This whole water bottle story is getting out of hand.[/QUOTE]Agree. If you're in this game and you can't figure out the water bottles, I feel for you in your real life.

Meetings, work events, pot lucks etc, I get free bottles of water at work. My refrigerator always has several water bottles of various brands. The only tell I could imagine is if a bottle of water magically appears every time you disappear for an hour or two. Unless your spouse has the intellect of Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot you will probably be good to go. Personally I would be more concerned with that long black or blonde hair that you didn't notice on the back of your shirt. LOL

Talos.

[QUOTE=TheTalos;7579207]Meetings, work events, pot lucks etc, I get free bottles of water at work. My refrigerator always has several water bottles of various brands. The only tell I could imagine is if a bottle of water magically appears every time you disappear for an hour or two. Unless your spouse has the intellect of Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot you will probably be good to go. Personally I would be more concerned with that long black or blonde hair that you didn't notice on the back of your shirt. LOL .[/QUOTE]Or on a final note, you just get offered Coke or Pepsi like I do. They usually also have Dr Pepper in stock.

I usually just place it in my buddy's locker at work so he knows I've got some juice in store.

Like a previous user mentioned. Let's move on from this tedious subject. If you take the risk, then accept consequences.

Come on lurkers. I'm waiting on some real reports. Some of us are not going to be holding your hands anymore. Go out and fly young bird.

Usual suspects can stay in the inbox.