Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=StayPuff;6171368]Hung out with April at CLM earlier today. If you like larger portions, her pictures I don't think are her, but they are pretty accurate of her body type. House fee plus 1 ben gets you L2, 2 ben gets you L3. Her body is definitely my type but she offers not much as far as intangibles that made me want to repeat.[/QUOTE]Any more specifics in terms of her menu? Any DFK? Is L2 BBBJ? What was off from her photos?

[QUOTE=Jayp80;6167846]Has anyone tried her out? The ad give an exact address and price for L2 so I assumed it was fake, yesterday I saw a woman who I'm probably 95% sure was her at a restaurant in the south loop with her husband. She was constantly on her phone texting which gave me more reason to believe she was a provider. If I don't hear anything from anyone, I'll try to set something up in the next week.

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[QUOTE=Jay117;6167929]It's definitely a strange ad. It looks legit in the sense that the photos look authentic, and the prices seem normal, but (a) it mentions the exact address of the apartment building, and (b) no cash accepted??

Please post if you manage to see her! And let us know how she wants to be paid![/QUOTE]That's almost certainly a scam. What American woman writes ads that way? It was definitely written by someone who is not a native English speaker.

Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.

Wow April!

[QUOTE=Mexidan;6172547]Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.

Wow April![/QUOTE]Is April at BHC or Orange?

Stopped by to see what was up. Lotus doesn't have a great setup inside. The rooms have curtains instead of doors and the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so privacy isn't great.

Lala reminded me of the horny, fat girl everyone knew growing up. Things moved quickly when she grabbed my junk after showing me to the room. She started blowing me before I could take my shirt off. She has nice tits and a firm ass for being on the bigger side. Started banging her from behind. She said she wanted to watch me so we switched to missionary for my finish. After she cleaned me up, she started grinding on my canoli again with her ass which got me hard. She then jacked me off. $. 5 to the house for 30 min, $1. 7 for two pops.

I am coming up to Chicago in a few weeks so I have read a lot. This is a good post. There are a few ads for Asian outcall. I wonder if anyone has had different experiences with outcalls like this.

PM is good.

[QUOTE=Asphalt;6158732]Not long ago I stopped for a time in downtown Chicago. As I prepped for the trip I had every intention of taking a short train ride to some near suburb and visiting a provider that seemed to suit my needs. Once in the hotel room I got to feeling lazy and opted for Jin to come to my hotel instead.

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She replied to my text promptly and arrived within an hour of confirming the appointment. The picture on the left I thought was obviously not her but the picture on the right probably was, and I was right. She's probably in her early 50's and carrying some extra pounds but not enough to call her fat. She's pleasant enough and tries to give a massage for about 30 minutes. It's ok but not really good. She took off her shirt but left on the bra and pants. During the massage she stayed clear of my hands, which was frustrating. After the flip there was almost no massage and she sat between my legs to begin the HE. Her breasts really look nice. She didn't mind when I sat up and reached around her back to unhook the bra as I though she might. After that I could fondle and kiss them as she kept going with the HE. I was glad the finish was a bit difficult for me that day because she wasn't being too generous. I had her move around to my side so I could reach more but all I got was grabbing her butt. Going naked wasn't an option. Finally she offered me a CBJ for an extra. 6. Since I was taking so long with the HE I figured I could last a good while CBJ too. Good move. Her CBJ technique is really pretty good and I enjoyed it for quite a while. I eventually let go as we neared the end of the hour. Fortunately she didn't stop immediately as I kept her head down there until the pleasure had faded.

It was $200 for the appointment and an extra. 6 for the CBJ. I don't think any more would be available and I won't try again. For prompt service in a downtown hotel I don't think I was ripped off but I don't think I'll be in Chicago enough really to find the best deals on my own.[/QUOTE]

So I go see this chick tonight.

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I text her I'm parked. She tells me come to the door (it's a couple doors down from the actual address given), as I was driving there, I noticed plenty of LEO activity in the area. This doesn't alarm me because NW side neighborhoods are weird. You can raise a family in them, but you also have the luxury of telling your out of town friends your "chiraq" war stories of your NW side neighborhood also LOL. Anyway, I'm walking across the street to the place, and LEO turns off Elston as I'm waiting on her ass to open the damn door. I turn right a bit, walk off, & act like I'm texting on my phone and omw to Subway. The whole time I acted like I didn't even see them though. The streets also going through construction so they were driving slow because of that, or wanted to mess with me (I'm black, it happens lmao) They say something to me or they're just talking loud to each other but I know the passenger LEO was looking at me. But as that's happening she finally pops her fucking head out the door RIGHT IN FRONT OF LEO like "hello. HELLO! Because I'm fucking ignoring her ass LOL like, *****, you don't see the police RIGHT HERE!? IN FRONT OF US!? LEO keeps creeping on down the road slowly as I decide to enter. Wasn't anything they coulda got me on, but it was still a heart pounding moment LOL.

As for the experience, obviously she isn't the girls in the pic, late 30's-mid 40's imo, kinda slim smaller lady, her breath smelled absolutely awful, her condoms were way to small (I know I shoulda used my own), she dried up quickly even with lube and wouldn't keep her back arched in doggy even though I decided to only have the tip in (she or her handler was concerned with my size over the phone so if you do decide to see her be warned she can't take even above average even though she wasn't to tight or she just didn't want to). I finish, she gives me her personal number, I leave and sigh a sigh of relief as LEO isn't outside waiting to harass me on an awful experience and instead had somebody pulled over down the street lmao.

Bad news? Got to get a new tire tomorrow apparently smh found out while driving home LOL so tonight wasn't the best.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6172239]Sandra and Nicole's photos are 100% fake. Most of the other girls use real photos, some more current and accurate than others.

Great review BTW. Did Claudia give you a sense of what's on the menu and what the upcharges were?[/QUOTE]I saw Claudia last week. The good news is she's very cute. Petite with a big butt. She also does a bit more of a massage then most of the girls. Lots of teasing which was nice. Just went ahead to L1 without any chit chat but then she was done. I had an hour appointment and it was over at 30 minutes. Not talk of extras or anything. So tldr, if you are looking for a nice L1 massage book a 1/2 hour and be happy. Anything else I don't know. Unfortunately it's a no repeat for me. She's younger prettier than Sarah, but Sarah is wild. I would definitely see Sarah again before Claudia. YMMV as always.

[QUOTE=Chiguyxxx;6173675]I saw Claudia last week. The good news is she's very cute. Petite with a big butt. She also does a bit more of a massage then most of the girls. Lots of teasing which was nice. Just went ahead to L1 without any chit chat but then she was done. I had an hour appointment and it was over at 30 minutes. Not talk of extras or anything. So tldr, if you are looking for a nice L1 massage book a 1/2 hour and be happy. Anything else I don't know. Unfortunately it's a no repeat for me. She's younger prettier than Sarah, but Sarah is wild. I would definitely see Sarah again before Claudia. YMMV as always.[/QUOTE]I've seen her a few times now. I think you got unlucky, she does offer a lot of extras and she's been wild and a lot of fun for me. Maybe it's just because it was your first time seeing her, you have to let her open up to you. Did you ask for her menu? Did you act weird or do something to make her not offer anything? You have to initiate the conversation and ask what's available, you can't expect them to as that can get them in trouble if you were LE. It's up to her discretion of course, if she's not interested in offering anything at the time, can't really control that, just be extra nice and respectful, don't do anything you haven't discussed or paid for, always ask for consent. She's definitely the shy / quiet type. After seeing her 4 times now, I recommend walking in and making your donation. Then I would ask for mutual shower and mutual massage, both are my favorite extras of hers, always make your extras donation upfront. And halfway through your appointment ask for CBJ / CFS before she starts at your wood. Don't try to negotiate prices down or they're less likely to offer it to you. If she's feeling it, great. If not, don't be a douche about it and don't push, try again next time. Some girls take a few appointments before they start doing more, but once you've gained their trust, you'll always be in for a good time.

[QUOTE=Selforen11;6172760]Is April at BHC or Orange?[/QUOTE]Orange, a block away from BHC.

[QUOTE=CAC7137;6173125]Stopped by to see what was up. Lotus doesn't have a great setup inside. The rooms have curtains instead of doors and the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so privacy isn't great.

Lala reminded me of the horny, fat girl everyone knew growing up. Things moved quickly when she grabbed my junk after showing me to the room. She started blowing me before I could take my shirt off. She has nice tits and a firm ass for being on the bigger side. Started banging her from behind. She said she wanted to watch me so we switched to missionary for my finish. After she cleaned me up, she started grinding on my canoli again with her ass which got me hard. She then jacked me off. $. 5 to the house for 30 min, $1. 7 for two pops.[/QUOTE]Lala is a ton of fun and likes a good time. Always willing to give 2 pops and seems to be horny and enjoying this. I've never seen anyone else there though. Also try the back room, no curtains and a good amount of space.

Anyone ever try the place next door?

Where is this at?

[QUOTE=IMissCutler;6173785]Lala is a ton of fun and likes a good time. Always willing to give 2 pops and seems to be horny and enjoying this. I've never seen anyone else there though. Also try the back room, no curtains and a good amount of space.

Anyone ever try the place next door?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Mexidan;6173778]Orange, a block away from BHC.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I stopped by BHC yesterday looking for April. While I did not find April there I did talk briefly to a very attractive girl who I believe goes by Bella (who I think may be Korean). I will definitely try to get back to see her. It's nerve-racking standing at BHC's door (which is on a very exposed street corner) waiting to be let in, but once inside I have always had a good time.

Is this on Irving Park?

[QUOTE=CAC7137;6173125]Stopped by to see what was up. Lotus doesn't have a great setup inside. The rooms have curtains instead of doors and the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so privacy isn't great.

Lala reminded me of the horny, fat girl everyone knew growing up. Things moved quickly when she grabbed my junk after showing me to the room. She started blowing me before I could take my shirt off. She has nice tits and a firm ass for being on the bigger side. Started banging her from behind. She said she wanted to watch me so we switched to missionary for my finish. After she cleaned me up, she started grinding on my canoli again with her ass which got me hard. She then jacked me off. $. 5 to the house for 30 min, $1. 7 for two pops.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have the latest whereabouts of JuJu / Selina. I always enjoyed her at SLX and would like to reunite.