How are things below the equator?
[QUOTE=EdB99;2419606]My dream: she's young and kinda innocent. Weird incall. It's at her house on east side where she lives with g'pal & sick aunt. It's kinda creepy but at the same time like sneaking into your girlfriend's house when in HS. Go in, make a right and go straight up the stairs. Her room is very messy except for a spot on the bed. She aims to please. 120 HH. I must have caught her on a good night. Great mish, k9- no stench. BBBJ cim+20.
[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too-andlt3/21195964[/URL][/QUOTE]How does she look below the waist? Legs, ass proportional to what's shown in the pictures or would you do a double-take when you see her in person? I'm always a bit leery of girls who only post pictures above the waist or, even worse, above the shoulders.
Humor. BP Escorts Translated
Props to John Wise, whom I first saw post most of these.
Incall only= [B]I don't have a ride[/B].
Outcall only= [B]I don't have a room[/B].
Text only= [B]I ran out of voice minutes[/B].
Email only= [B]I didn't pay my phone bill[/B].
2 Girl Special= [B]I watch / She Works[/B].
Call me when you get to such and such exit= [B]Fuck Off![/B].
My car broke down= [B]Fuck You![/B].
I do everything= [B]I'll say anything.[/B].
35+ only= [B]One shot on goal[/B].
Curvy= [B]Fat.[/B].
Athletic build = [B]Thick or heavy[/B].
Petite= [B]Skin and Bones[/B].
Mixed Dominican= [B]Black[/B].
Mixed Exotic= [B]Black[/B].
Italian and Arabian= [B]Black[/B].
January 01,2015= [B]100/150/200[/B].
January 08,2015= [B]80/100/150[/B].
January 15,2015= [B]60/80/100[/B].
January 22,2015= [B]$50 specials[/B].
February 01,2015= [B]$40 specials[/B].
Name Your Price= [B]Desperate[/B].
Drug and disease free= [B]Just out of jail[/B].
Back in Town= [B]Just got out of jail[/B].
New Location= [B]New room, same motel[/B].
I look just like my pics= [B]I look nothing like my pics[/B].
100% real pics= [B]100% fake pics[/B].
Leaving Town Soon= [B]Running out of Money[/B].
Leaving Town Tonite= [B]Need money Now![/B].
I'm Highly Reviewed= [B]I have no reviews[/B].
I don't do doggie= [B]You're too long[/B].
I don't ride= [B]You're not my man[/B].
You're hurting me= [B]Get Your Gut Out My Face[/B].
You're cute= [B]Dude, you're ugly[/B].
420 Friendly= [B]Weed for Sex[/B].
I don't rush= [B]I'm gonna rush you[/B].
Down to earth= [B]I'm full of shit[/B].
Tips Appreciated= [B]Possible Upsell Nightmare[/B].
Tips Expected= [B]Definite Upsell Nightmare[/B].
Don't Worry I got you= [B]Don't worry I'm gonna get you outta here as quickly as possible[/B].
I'm halfway there= [B]I'm still at home.[/B].
I'm at the gas station= [B]I just left the house[/B].
I'm right around the corner= [B]I'm at the gas station[/B].
I'm there now= [B]I'm right around the corner[/B].
Give me an hour= [B]I'm overbooked[/B].
Give me 10 minutes= [B]I gotta hurry up and get this guy outta here[/B].
I forgot the condoms= [B]I never had any condoms[/B].
I have to go back to my car to get some lube= [B]Bye Bye Sucka[/B].
No pimps or police= [B]I have a pimp, don't need no trouble with the police[/B].
Jenni's back. Unfortunately
Her ad was up over the weekend, but is down now. If anyone sees it again, I would highly advise staying away from Jenni -- skinny brunette who advertised regularly on BP. I do not believe seeing her would be a healthy decision. If you have already seen her, you may want to check in with your doctor for screening. And I hope for the best for you.
Ivy / Ms. Rae / Butterfly
Oh my goodness. Where has she been. LOL.
[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/com3-fly-4w4y-with-andgtthis-r3d-h34d-andlt-butt3rfly/14850141[/URL]
I like the video. Thats only thing that booty can do. She tires quickly. LOL.
Ok I did it again. Hope $$$
[QUOTE=Redemption45;2435505]Ok I did it again. I be having these dreams. LOL.
[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-look-no-further-i-got-what-ya-need-one-in-a-millionits-hope/21693985[/URL]
I seen the photos and I said to myself I have to check this female out. So it was a normal painless effort. Get to spot. She is tall. She does have alot of tattoos. Tasteful art. I seen the reviews from other site. Most everything in description is somewhat spot on. She is ht / wt proportionate. There is a little bread basket in middle not bad for her size but not damage where I seen on most. Breast are 36 c not much a sag since having a daughter. Her performance was on point. Her personality was like Harleys very nurturing. I like females like that. Treating you well where they wanting you return for some more, leaving a hint of mystery. She said is more to offer when she get comfortable with you. Go check her out, because I know I will tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Details please. Menu, donation??