Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;7099837]I had heard that a lady in the place off Rt 40 in Ellicott City, Pinetree Lane I think, may have offered extras, but that was over a year ago, unconfirmed, may have been YMMV, etc. I went once and vowed never to return.[/QUOTE]You know it's funny that the quality is so low in HoCo given the history of the area. I'm willing to bet that a shop could move in with some better looking ladies and clean up. RL Therapy didn't have a crew of the best looking women but they were very accommodating. Even now Silk is about as good as it gets and most of the providers there barely do anything other than nude HJs. I've gotten lucky the last couple of time and gotten CBJs but there was too much talking and jerking and not enough sucking. I've also had a couple of experiences that just left a sour taste in my mouth so I'm waiting for the current crew to clear out before I go back. The only place you are getting CFS is Lotus and trust me, it's not that great.

I have actually never made the trip to Greenbelt. I went one time to survey where everything was at but didn't have time to stop in. I used to head out to Oxon Hill and always had a good time but that's a 45 minute drive for me and just too long to drive for some poontang unless I'm heading to NoVa for something. Those are really your best bets.

[QUOTE=BobbiBrown1981;7101053]You know it's funny that the quality is so low in HoCo given the history of the area. I'm willing to bet that a shop could move in with some better looking ladies and clean up. RL Therapy didn't have a crew of the best looking women but they were very accommodating. Even now Silk is about as good as it gets and most of the providers there barely do anything other than nude HJs. I've gotten lucky the last couple of time and gotten CBJs but there was too much talking and jerking and not enough sucking. I've also had a couple of experiences that just left a sour taste in my mouth so I'm waiting for the current crew to clear out before I go back. The only place you are getting CFS is Lotus and trust me, it's not that great.
I have actually never made the trip to Greenbelt. I went one time to survey where everything was at but didn't have time to stop in. I used to head out to Oxon Hill and always had a good time but that's a 45 minute drive for me and just too long to drive for some poontang unless I'm heading to NoVa for something. Those are really your best bets.[/QUOTE]I used to be a regular customer at RL Therapy and always had a great time there. I have been going to Rising Sun and Cherry Acupressure in Grennbelt. Both of those AMPs have younger providers, and I always get CBJ and CFS. Another option is Kim's Acupressure in Beltsville. Kim is an older lady, but she is a lot of fun. Good luck and take care.

I noticed this place passing by one day. Stopped in out of curiosity. Front desk lady collected 65 . Had me fill out a sheet with areas to focus on etc. She took me back where several ladies were lounging around bored out of their minds. Turned me over to an older lady built like a tank. The rooms are just partitions with curtains. I knew it was just a massage right away. Ok massage. Gave her 40 cause I just had 20's on me. I may go back if I need just a massage.

Hadn't been there for ages. Is there a girl attentive and fun to be with?

[QUOTE=BobbiBrown1981;7101053]You know it's funny that the quality is so low in HoCo given the history of the area. I'm willing to bet that a shop could move in with some better looking ladies and clean up. RL Therapy didn't have a crew of the best looking women but they were very accommodating. Even now Silk is about as good as it gets and most of the providers there barely do anything other than nude HJs. I've gotten lucky the last couple of time and gotten CBJs but there was too much talking and jerking and not enough sucking. I've also had a couple of experiences that just left a sour taste in my mouth so I'm waiting for the current crew to clear out before I go back. The only place you are getting CFS is Lotus and trust me, it's not that great.

I have actually never made the trip to Greenbelt. I went one time to survey where everything was at but didn't have time to stop in. I used to head out to Oxon Hill and always had a good time but that's a 45 minute drive for me and just too long to drive for some poontang unless I'm heading to NoVa for something. Those are really your best bets.[/QUOTE]Hoco barely tolerates the existing places. Whenever a new one pops up they are quick to shut it down.

[QUOTE=DCHung;7112456]Hoco barely tolerates the existing places. Whenever a new one pops up they are quick to shut it down.[/QUOTE]Tell me about it. There was a nice little setup one time that was very discreet, yet they still got shut down. They don't play round here.

They had private numbers, temporary code words, and were vehemently pressing for no reviews, and only talk to people you trust. Still got shut down.

But no matter, the quality of the AMPs suck but I have a nice k-org with CFS for $. 8.

Was passing through and in need of a good therapeutic massage so I decided to check this place out (called Columbia Massage on Google). The reports here suggested Emily was the best bet for possible extras so I called ahead, made sure she was available, and made an appointment. When I arrived, I was met by a pretty stacked Chinese woman on the taller side. I told her I had an app with Emily and she showed me to my room. No money exchanged at this point which is new for me at an AMP. After getting undressed and lying down, a different woman came in to be my provider. Since I didn't know what Emily looked like I assumed it was her. Only on the flip did she reveal she was actually named Jessica and I later learned Emily was the much more attractive woman who I had first talked to.

Jessica is in her 50's or 60's and not a looker at all with no body to speak of. Her face may have been cute 40 years ago. However, she gives a great massage and after really getting the kinks out of my back and neck she turned to my legs and gave me one of best teases / build ups I've ever had, while also being quite therapeutic for my leg muscles. By the time she asked me to flip over, I was putty in her hands so didn't care that she was not who I had booked with. She proceeded to give me a playful kiss and grabbed my very hard member with no negotiations whatsoever. I asked her to use her mouth and I thought for a minute she might agree since she was clearly turned on by how hot she had made me. Instead she gave me a handy while pulling me close to her neck which I latched onto since I knew there was nothing under her shirt worth revealing. Her technique was not that great and honestly I would have preferred to have just kept my eyes shut and thought of someone else while she did the deed but the build up was so good she still brought on a very explosive finish rather quickly.

She cleaned me up and proceeded to give me another 20 minutes of massage which honestly might have been the best part of the whole experience. I almost fell asleep it was so good and I was so drained. Right at the end she started fondling me again, enough to get me going a little but I knew no second round would be happening with her looks so I thanked her and got dressed. In the entryway I gave her the $70 house fee for the hour and a $50 tip which she did not scoff at. She asked me to come back soon and I asked about the real Emily who came by and said she'd be happy to sse me next time, which I think disappointed Jessica a bit. I live in DC anyway so doubt there will be a next time anytime soon but I would recommend Jessica if looks aren't too important to you and you want a CMT level massage.

You had a very unusual experience. Columbia Massage is in general very strict about offering no extras--as they probably should be given the dim view Howard County takes of such activities. However, they give a very good therapeutic massage for the full time. And this time of year, their heated tables with blankets are a nice touch. They do a good job of checking in to see if you are cold.

Depending on the day and the therapist, you may get some teasing if you indicate interest, but in my experience it has never gone beyond that--which I (and others) find more frustrating than it's worth. That said, I have never had a session with Jessica, due to her age and appearance. So it's possible you just had a nice vibe with her, and she was pleased enough to find some chemistry with you that she went above and beyond.

Emily is indeed the prettiest therapist there, with the brightest personality and best English--really the only one who speaks converstaionally. However, since she runs the place she can get busy and either miss your appointment, or attend to her phone during the session. Lina is older, trim but strong, and stylish. Judy is also older, less pretty than Lina, but also strong for her small size. Sophie is the only younger therapist, but seems to be the least enthusiastic, and isn't particularly attractive.

In any case, it's nice you had a good experience with Jessica and rewarded her with a tip that is large for what they typically receive. I don't think you will get BBBJ anywhere in Howard County since RL closed. I am almost certain if you get extras anywhere you won't also receive a good therapeutic massage, nor a full hour. Other good options for strictly therapeutic with absolutely no teasing are Healthy Land and Asian Healing Spa.

Cheers,

AoR.

[QUOTE=RidgeRacer;7119003]Was passing through and in need of a good therapeutic massage so I decided to check this place out (called Columbia Massage on Google). The reports here suggested Emily was the best bet for possible extras so I called ahead, made sure she was available, and made an appointment. When I arrived, I was met by a pretty stacked Chinese woman on the taller side. I told her I had an app with Emily and she showed me to my room. No money exchanged at this point which is new for me at an AMP. After getting undressed and lying down, a different woman came in to be my provider. Since I didn't know what Emily looked like I assumed it was her. Only on the flip did she reveal she was actually named Jessica and I later learned Emily was the much more attractive woman who I had first talked to.

Jessica is in her 50's or 60's and not a looker at all with no body to speak of. Her face may have been cute 40 years ago. However, she gives a great massage and after really getting the kinks out of my back and neck she turned to my legs and gave me one of best teases / build ups I've ever had, while also being quite therapeutic for my leg muscles. By the time she asked me to flip over, I was putty in her hands so didn't care that she was not who I had booked with. She proceeded to give me a playful kiss and grabbed my very hard member with no negotiations whatsoever. I asked her to use her mouth and I thought for a minute she might agree since she was clearly turned on by how hot she had made me. Instead she gave me a handy while pulling me close to her neck which I latched onto since I knew there was nothing under her shirt worth revealing. Her technique was not that great and honestly I would have preferred to have just kept my eyes shut and thought of someone else while she did the deed but the build up was so good she still brought on a very explosive finish rather quickly.

She cleaned me up and proceeded to give me another 20 minutes of massage which honestly might have been the best part of the whole experience. I almost fell asleep it was so good and I was so drained. Right at the end she started fondling me again, enough to get me going a little but I knew no second round would be happening with her looks so I thanked her and got dressed. In the entryway I gave her the $70 house fee for the hour and a $50 tip which she did not scoff at. She asked me to come back soon and I asked about the real Emily who came by and said she'd be happy to sse me next time, which I think disappointed Jessica a bit. I live in DC anyway so doubt there will be a next time anytime soon but I would recommend Jessica if looks aren't too important to you and you want a CMT level massage.[/QUOTE]

Save your money. This is the second time I've come here and while the first time was okay, yesterday was just the strangest massage experience I've ever had. I reached out to booker and got pictures of Alahia. She's actually hot with a nice body that I'd rate 8/10. When I get to the suite I text and no one is at the door. I eventually hear her run off the elevator and she tells me she was out in her car. Weird.

Massage starts and she gives me prices. Tells me $250 for hour massage and BJ, $300 for FS. I asked her for price for a BJ and thirty minute massage and she got super offended. She said "I don't like dating with cheap people". I told her I'm not cheap I just don't have an hour to kill and told her to just give me massage + HJ. She starts the massage and puts on rubber gloves. She tells me she always uses rubber gloves because it's safer for both parties. The whole time she's massaging me it just sounds like Mac and cheese getting mixed because of the rubber gloves and oil she's using. What's worse is when I complimented her on her body she went into a long rant about how it's her doctor and it's all fake. Like cmon girl at least pretend.

HJ starts and I ask for her to whip out her tits. They're really nice and probably a DD or DDD. After playing with them for a minute or two she moves my hand and says "too much". Then she says "you need to cum now". Eventually I pop but yeah, felt like a complete waste of money. I'll never return to this place. I can't even imagine what the FS would've been like. Probably missionary while she stood across the room or something.

Went back to Silk. Idk why but needed to scratch an itch after not being out and about in a while.

Rolled the dice and dropped by on a Friday. Usually visit AMPs on off nights but had some time to kill. MMS opened the door, asked if I had an appt. Place wasn't busy. I said no and she stuck me in a room. $60 for half hour, didn't give an option for an hour or table shower. I showered before anyway so it didn't matter.

Drew Happy. Probably late 40's, early 50's, but had Botox or some work done. Nice Thin body, spinner type, natural Cs up top. She actually looked way better when the dress came off. Not bad if you like boobies. She asked how I wanted my massage first thing, I said hard as I have a lot of muscle to get through. Then she said you want something else? I asked for a menu and she asked I had been there before. I have, but it's been a number of months and I couldn't remember my provider. I think she thought I was lying so she kept it strictly at a HJ as her only offering because "they don't do" anything else. I know for a fact that's not true; I've gotten CBJs there my last two visits. She wouldn't go below $160 for nude HJ. Way too much but it's hard to walk away when she has that convo while standing with her vagina near your face. I asked if I could touch during she said yeah.

Massage actually wasn't bad at all. She used lotion and focused on my back and calves. It felt pretty good actually. Did hot towels which felt great. Did that sensory thing with her finger tips and that felt amazing. Time for the flip she thought she would get by standing with her panties on. No ma'am. Panties off sit 69 style. She doused my hands in sanitizer before getting started. I started playing with her kitty while she worked and she said "please not inside. " So I just flicked the bean while she stoked. Since her asshole was also in my face I massaged it and spread it open while I kissed her inner thighs. She moaned and kind of thrusted a little bit. I got her asshole to gape a little. Blew my load and she kept stoking until the last drop was out.

I think she upped the speed a bit when the gape started. She asked me if I liked her asshole, which I replied I did indeed. She told me her stomach hurt because she ate some spicy kimchi. So I think she was losing control and had to get me to blow quick. But I will say she smelled very clean. I got no hint of butt whatsoever. It was a little too clean actually I wanted a little bit of sweat or darkness or something.

Anyway, cleaned up and walked out. Saw a thicker provider who looked younger on the way out. She was definitely filling out her dress. That was actually more my type, but I didn't catch her name. She said hi to me as I walked passed the room she was in and I stopped back and waved before I walked out, but I didn't want to be too rude since Happy was escorting me. MMS came back out and they walked me to the door, both patting me on the butt. First time that's ever happened.

Probably won't repeat with Happy again. She clearly had work done on her face or Botox. Also a bit too skinny for me. I want the thicker provider, but knowing it's Silk and the GPS is live and well, I'll end up paying $160 for another reverse CG HJ again. But, being fair, although it was only about 5 minutes, it was a really good HJ. No complaints and the job got done. Plus her little extra allowance on the butt play was nice, but not enough to override my preference for some thicker thighs and deeper cheeks.

Shot in the dark here because I've read the reviews, but I have a window on Friday to visit either of these places. Looking for DATY with an older provider. I hear silk will upcharge the hell out of you, and Lotus is mainly unattractive providers + poor location. What's the best bet here for me? Do they offer table showers? Will post a full review this weekend.

Thank you in advance. DMs welcome.

[QUOTE=SemenSeeker;7135085]Shot in the dark here because I've read the reviews, but I have a window on Friday to visit either of these places. Looking for DATY with an older provider. I hear silk will upcharge the hell out of you, and Lotus is mainly unattractive providers + poor location. What's the best bet here for me? Do they offer table showers? Will post a full review this weekend.

Thank you in advance. DMs welcome.[/QUOTE]Best bet is to drive to Greenbelt.

Didn't get a response on my previous post, so I rolled the dice on Lotus- man what a massive mistake that was. Some 70 year old, obese woman named "Moolah" wanted $1. 2 for standard HJ. 3 x the market rate. How did you guys let this happen?? Are you seriously paying these prices? I am shocked this place is even open, must be a front for drugs or something- a way to launder money. There's absolutely no other possible explanation. I hate to body shame but this was the most unattractive provider I've ever met before (about 60 pounds overweight) and she had the nerve to try and upcharge?

No wonder this forum is dead. I feel bad for HoCo people. Wow, truly speechless.

[QUOTE=SemenSeeker;7138234]Didn't get a response on my previous post, so I rolled the dice on Lotus- man what a massive mistake that was. Some 70 year old, obese woman named "Moolah" wanted $1. 2 for standard HJ. 3 x the market rate. How did you guys let this happen?? Are you seriously paying these prices? I am shocked this place is even open, must be a front for drugs or something- a way to launder money. There's absolutely no other possible explanation. I hate to body shame but this was the most unattractive provider I've ever met before (about 60 pounds overweight) and she had the nerve to try and upcharge?

No wonder this forum is dead. I feel bad for HoCo people. Wow, truly speechless.[/QUOTE]There is a lot of info on Lotus in this forum. People don't frequent it often because Howard county isn't the best for AMPs. I am glad you confirmed that big bug is still at Lotus so I will continue to stay away. I think she's the one who does the fake BBBJs. There was an older lady there named Nana that is guaranteed FS for $140-160. While her body ain't great and her face is a bit rough, surprisingly, she had one of the prettiest vaginas I've ever seen at an AMP—if that makes any sense.

For future reference:

There are 3 main places in HoCo that offer some form of extra: Ace, Lotus, and Silk. There are other smaller one-offs but some are no longer around, some don't stay long, and others I've only heard and can't confirm.

Ace. Mechanical massage, sledgehammer HJ to end. You might be able to get your provider naked but that's about it. Massage is very mediocre most times and the last time I was there the place smelled like someone cleansed their colon with bad kimchi. Sometimes there's a gem there that goes the distance. Most aren't much to look at.

Silk. Home or GPS. The providers aren't always young but they are generally more attractive. Services range. Most will give a HJ and will get nude. They sit on your face or at least 69 position with no complaints; I've had a lot of buttholes in my face there and that suits me just fine. HJ is about the standard there. Some let you play but not "inside. " I was on a role for a while and got a couple of CBJs but my last provider said they don't do that there—definitely not true. I've also had some uncomfortable experiences there due to the attitudes and it will definitely cost you more than anything else in the area. Also, many of the providers know how to give a halfway decent massage. But if aesthetics of the provider are your thing, probably your best bet in the area.

Lotus. Bottom tier. Idk how or why that place is open. It's only a couple of older women in there, it's extremely visible, and it's across the street from the state police. The massages aren't great. Actually they are usually pretty bad. They are so bad that it feels like you are just paying for an old mediocre prostitute. But if you got a bad case of the hornies and can't go to far, it's your best bet for FS. Close your eyes, imagine the provider being a young, slim, attractive 20 year old, and you'll survive.

[QUOTE=BobbiBrown1981;7139580]There is a lot of info on Lotus in this forum. People don't frequent it often because Howard county isn't the best for AMPs. I am glad you confirmed that big bug is still at Lotus so I will continue to stay away. I think she's the one who does the fake BBBJs. There was an older lady there named Nana that is guaranteed FS for $140-160. While her body ain't great and her face is a bit rough, surprisingly, she had one of the prettiest vaginas I've ever seen at an AMPif that makes any sense.

For future reference:

There are 3 main places in HoCo that offer some form of extra: Ace, Lotus, and Silk. There are other smaller one-offs but some are no longer around, some don't stay long, and others I've only heard and can't confirm.

Ace. Mechanical massage, sledgehammer HJ to end. You might be able to get your provider naked but that's about it. Massage is very mediocre most times and the last time I was there the place smelled like someone cleansed their colon with bad kimchi. Sometimes there's a gem there that goes the distance. Most aren't much to look at..[/QUOTE]Having grown up and lived there for 30+ years it's sad how bad it's become. First ever stop at Rainbow after a night at the bars was not appreciated by the ladies (think 3 drunk / horny guys at midnight). But it broke the seal for countless solo trips in the 90's. The infamous Miami on 40 in EC. That place was wild, practically a ***** house! Various ones popped up in Columbia but wouldn't last long. My ATF (Yung) moved to Hana from Rainbow and enjoyed her for years till she retired.

But the 3 mentioned above, only one I've been to this century is old Rainbow. That includes the other in Elkridge, Golden. How that is still open is a true mystery! Oh, only good story from Lotus was I took an old female roommate there once, and they us in together but they didn't include the happy ending so she just watched me get a half assed 30 minute rubdown LOL.